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All eommeations,of only emnal interest, most be paid for, ia advance, at the same rate., Io this paper are published the taws, reflations and treaties of the United States, and the laws and resola ttoas of the State of Oregon, by authority. Be Careful of Vatr Honey. y , When life is fall of health and gloe. ! I Work, work, as busy as a bee ; And take this gentle hint from me Be careful of yojrr money f - Trail find it True, that friends are few y ; When yoa are abort of money ! The single grain cast in the monld r , ' 3ay spring and gtvw a hundred fold : - 3fore preciooa than lis weight in gold' .Be careful of your money ! ,. The grain yoo sow to atachs may grow ; - ' 1 Be careful of your money ! - , '.,t ' Bnt io not shnl sweet Mercy'a floors " When Sorrow pleads or Want implores: r To help to heal Misfortune's sores, .;- Be careful of yonr money ! . To help the poor who seek your door, ', B careful of your money ! . , -- Would yoa escape the hepfrar's lot, ' ' The death bed of the tippKng sot. And lire in sweet Contentment's lot f Be careful of your money ! . ' And if yon need a friend indeed, " ,- Be careful of your money ! ... . . .... Caagtit lu Ills own Trap. '"Confound the boy! what does he mean? Does be thuik I'm going to be a father to him, and not be obeyed as a father? Does lie think I'm going to pi re him my money to spend in bnsiues, and take only ingrati tude io return? What can the -yoang dog he thinking of? Plaice take the young ster! What business has he to go aud fail in love with a poor piece of trash! I'll I'll fix him! I'll but here comes the ras cal, the spnrner of my counsels!" . And as Captain Jerry Pieman thus spoke be sank into a great stuffed chair, add look--ed daggers; and twice lie stamped his dumpy foot vehemently to keep up his stern pur pose, lie was a round-bellied, jol!y-faceofI red-cheeked bachelor, just five and forty. Most of his life he had spent at sea, and had lately settled down ashore with an im mense fortune, for the purpose of enjoyiug the rest of Lis days "after his own heart," -as he expressed it. His pale was just bald enough to carry his jolly face high up over ihe brow, but yet bad a goodly quantity of llark carls clustering abent his short, fat Deck. TLe only. near relative he had in the Jower world was Jack Kendall, an only -child of his only sister. Jerry Pieman had loved his sister fondly, oni when she died she was a widow then she left a prayer upon the record that her brother would rare for her orphan boy. And uncle Jerry Lai done it faithfully. For ten years he bad provided for bis nephew, keeping him t one of the best schools for a while, and then paying his way through college1 Bat -now he had settled down for a home, he had .Jack come and live with him. "Ah, you are here, are you?" growled the uncle,- looking up with a very dagger like expression. Jack Kendall was twenty-three, some what taller than his uncle, but with the same family look. lie was a handsome, good natured, generous, affectionate fellow, aud loved his uncle Jerry with his whole soul. "Yes, ancle, I'm here," he replied, tak ing seat, "and I know you are glad to see Be "Aye, I am glad, for I have omething to say to you," the bachelor resumed, look ing some more daggers. Vllave yoa seen that baggage again?" . - "Baggage, uncle?" - - "Baggage, air. I said baggage. II are you seen her?"' "Her, uBclef Baggage? Her? Why what wo' you mean?" -'''' .l ' i "Yon know Tery well what I mean. I mean that piece of poverty that hanger on that that baggage tliat-gal V ' -c-"Ob, yon mean Lizzie Brown. Hie girl -that--"" j ia ? ...i .t ., "Tkiks to catch you, and tuns catch my snouey!" in terra p ted uncle Jerry, emphati cally. " ' " , "It ia hardly fair to say that, uncle, see ing that I made all the advances myself." " f Woujicnse! ' Dont you suppose I know? I say she set-tfie trap for ye! But I won't have it. If I'm to be a father to ye, yon ast obey me. Now I've got a choice. I srant ye to marry with Sosan Garland." -"But she's a widow, uncle.'-- "'So UQch the better. She'll know bow to make a tiome for ye." , .f Aud she's older than I by a dozen jeara. - ' .--"Just five years. She's only twenty-eight. It's all the better for that." '- Bat I can't love her." "Can't love her!" cried the uncle, look ing an immense number of sharp-pointea daggers. " "Can't Jove Susan Garlandl Can't love the woroaa who was the wife of the most faithful "friend I ever had! Let me tell yoa, sir, that when the old Gazelle was cast upon the rocks of Barnegat, Bill Uarland saved my life and lost uis owul He died ia these arms, sir! and the last words he ever said to me were 'Be kind to my poor Susan T and I will be kind to her!" the captain added, wiping a big tear from bis cheek. "I'll gie her a husband a graeelss husband, perhaps but with money enough to keep her above want. You shall marry her sir." - "Bat suppose I should refuse." "'"Refuse! refuse your own uncle? Yon dure not do it, sir! "I'll turn yoa out of doors ia an instant? I'd see you ctarre be fora I'd gire yoa another peuoy! I'j take away all I eTer did giTe you!" . . .. "Ah, yoa couldn't do that, uncle. The education I hare gained under your noble, generous patronage, is a mine of wealth of which yon caunot rob me; and I would hot to day exchange It for all the wealth you ever possessed. I can jivo by my own wits." "Aha! Yon threateu me.do you? You mean to rebel do you? Yoa mean to diso bey me outright? " . ' "You do not understand me, uncle. You surely would not force mo to belie my own heart. If yoo could know Liuie Brown" j "Lirzie Fiddlestick! I don't, want to know her. I know Susan , Garlaud, and that's enough. I've had my plan fixed ever since t cauie home. I promised Bill ld take care of her, and I mast do it; and how can I do it if you don't let me hare ber for a niece?" "Why not have her for a wife?7', asked Jack quietly. what do you mean? ! Hie marry! Zoniidsj Do you tliiuk I'm crazy? I'm old enough to oe ner latucrf. .y "Only seventeen years, uncle. Just enough to give you a character as a has band." - - : csiieneo, villain i would yon nave me make a fool of myself just as I am settling down lor cotmort and quiet r Uou't you neer dare to lisp such a thing again! I shall go and sec Susaa to-morrow, and I shall tell her that you will hare ber. Thai's enonsjh! 1 won't hear any more! By the big titlr, but 1 11 seep my promise!".. Jack knew that 'twould be useless to say more at present, so he held his peace. Wil liam Garland had been his uncle's first mate dnring his last two Voyages, and the cap tain bad not only liked him math, but be also thought much of Susan, having step, ped at her home while her husband was liv ing, ti hen Captain Jerry came home with the care of the widow upon his shoulders, he had hit upon the happy expedient of making her Lis niece, by marriage, and thus having the right to care for her without ex citing scandal.' Jack knew how bis uncle had cherished the plan, and he feared it would be bard to thwart him. The old fel low was as stubborn as he was kind hearted, and where he thought he had authority he wonld not yield. Finally Jack retired to ponder 'upon the f object, and before dark he resolved to see the widow in advance of his uncle; and he went that very evening. Susan Garland was a pretty woman, with a plump form, and a dimpled, cheerful face, over which sweet, genial smiles were con tinually playing when she was happy. She had been alone two years. She welcomed Jack kindly, and after some common-place remark, the young man came to the point. He related the conversation which had pass ed between himself and uncle that after noon, and expressed the hope that she would help him. "Sorely you would not take me from the btin? I love," he said. "Of course not," the widow replied, with an earnest smile. "I should be decidedly opposed to any such thing. I know Lizzie well, and I knowt too, that she will make you a good wife. Yoa way depend upon my assistance, for I can tell your uncle that I rrfra't, and that will just be the end out." They chatted awhile longer, and then took his leave. "He'll be here to-morrow forenoon," the young man said, as be reached the door stone. "I shall be ready for him," was the reply; aid a funny light twinkled in the widow's eye as she said so. About t-leven o'clock on the following day, Uncle Jerry called upon the widow She had left off ber weeds, and now appear as fresh and fair as a maid of 'sixteen. She welcomed the captain with one of her sweet est smiles, and finally took a seat close by him. By a dextrous turn she got him en gagedin relutitig wonderful stories of bis adventures at sea, and thus an hour-elip-,cd away. And of course he must uow stop to dinner. "Oh no, I must go homo to dinner," said he, "But before I go, I have a little bisi ness matter to touch upon." ; "Then you must wait, sir," pronounced the widow, decisively. "It is my dinucr hour and I must prepare it. Wait and eat with me, and then I'll listen." And with this Susan drew out her table, spread the snow white cloth, and soon had the dishes in their' places. Then she went away to the kitchen, and preseutly the cap tain heard the pots aud kettles rattling, the meat sputtering, and brisk culiuary racket going on generally. "Kgad," the old fellow muttered to him self, "ahe's a splendid craft. What a clean build.. If I had eome across such a woman years ago, I beleive I should have made a fool of myself." " " ,." , In due time the dinner . made its appear ance, and the captain was invited to par take. ' " ' '" : ":- : k "Now make yourself at home " the wid ow said, with a charming smile; 'for I look upon yoa as one of the very dearest friends 1 have." . ii:, "Egad? If she ain't a beauty!" Uncle Jerry said this to himself as he moved op j to the table, o ' . I The lamb-chops were done as the captain had c;ver seen them done before. So juicy, so rich, so delicately apiced and so sjlen didly cooked. And then the little et cete ra s, and the pies, and the cake,:' Bnd the rich, golden coffee. Bnt above all was be entranced by the bright smiles and the sparkling wit of his fair hostess." - "Zonnds!" be muttered, while she was gone away with the dishes, "ain't she charm iagl" . . : ..': - Finally the widow came aud sat down by the captain's side upon the sofa. Her dim pled cheeks 'were all aglow. Her bright eves snarkled with a beaming lastre; and over her white shoulder flowed a wavy, curl ing tress, which trembled ever and auon, as though there were some strange emotion in the bosom beneath it. ' J ' "Now sir," said she, "I am ready to lis ten." - '.- . .. .; , . ."Well well," uncle Jerry managed to say, after a prodigoos effort at clearing his throat, "you must pardon 1 me if I come right to the point." "Of course." . . "Then here it is: Yoa know I promised BUI that is Bill Garland my- old mate; or. I,sboald say, rfljyoqng mate that 1 would look after yoa care for you. Yoa know that." . "Yes, sir," returned Susan, with a. grate fa! look. "I know that: and t have bless ed you many time for your kindness to poor me; Alas i l don't Know wuat l snonid haye done but for your generous bounty." "Tut, tut dou't talk so. How could J help being kind to yoo?" , , ( , . , "Ah, bnt everybody don't have hearts like yours. ' - - , The captain rather liked the compliment; and then it came from an agreeable source, too. So be did uot dispute it. But be made auother prodigious effort io clear bis throat, and then said " I have tried to be good to you Susan; and I hope I hare been; but I can't do-all I want to do for yoa at present. I am coming right to the poiut now." ; , ( Another charge of, the t hi out.) ,.lou know you are a wraow," . She did knor it.' " s ' ' 1 : "Aud you kuow yoa are yet young and very "beautiful." - , - . ... . "Oil, nol Not beautiful; and surely cot rery young.f . . .' , . , . ., - " But you are not cW, and you are beau tiful. Now this won't do. Scandal will reach you. I ahem am not so old my self but that the shaft of. scandal might reach me too." "You old?" uttered Susan, looking up reprovingly and yet admiringly. ' " Why, you are right in the very prime of manhood. A man at your age, and with 'your genial, happy disposition, has just reached hid full dawu of life at five and forty." - . r Uncle Jerry rather liked this, so he did hot contradict as he had at first a will to do.- !. ' : - ; : -' " Then, of course," be returned, applying the compliment to his own purpose, " it is still the more necessary that there should be a new and nearer relation between us. I love you too well to have a single breath ol suspiciou rest upon you. Should you object to such a relation?" ' f , ' The widow's long lashes drooped, and the dark tress upon her bosom trembled more perceptibly. ' "If it is your wish, sir, I should have no opposition to make," she said. 1 " And you'll come and live with me?" "Yes." "And we'll be as happy as kings!" " Oh, I should be very, Tery happy," she whispered; and as she did so, her bead res ted upon the captain's shoulders, and the bright tress fell upon his band, with several tear-jewels glittering amid its curls. " What a time we'll have!' Uncle Jer ry cried, winding his right arm about ber plump form, and drawing her more closely to him. "When you are Jack's wife, we'll" . . - " Jark!" repeated Susan, breaking from his embrace, and starting to her feet. "Jack's wife!" she uttered, dashing the tears from her eyes. ' " Why, bless me, yes." ' " Aud hare yoa meaut for me tp marry kimV - " Lord bless me! who should I mean?'' "And do you suppose I would marry with a mere boy? Are there not girls enough for the youngster? . Sir, yoa mis take me you mistake my heart, you mis take my love, if yon think I could give my heart to your ucphewl" "But, bless me! ahem chh-h-m! Jack is " ' I know, sir I know him well, lie Is a fine youth a worthy youth, and may be a noble man, if he lives long enough. But I cau soy no more. I am sorry to disap point you. I am am deeply grateful for all your kindness to me, and 1 will pray to God for his blessing upon you continually. Bet we had better pnrt now. You have spoken my doom! Farewell I" - "But, Susan! Iltrel Stop! Bless roe!" Susan did not stop, and Uncle Jerry found himself alone. lie said, " Bless my soul!'' forty-three times, and then left the house. All the way home he muttered to himself; and when he met Jack at the supper-table, he was moody and silent. Wbeu he went up to his chamber, be commenced to matter again; and be kept on muttering and pondering until-he fell asleep. Finally he began to drteru. He dreamed that Su san Garland became his wife, and he held her to his bosom, aud wondered that he could ever have thought of such a foolish thing as allowing Jack to have her. But while he held her thus, who should appear in the nuptial chamber but Bill Garlaud, pale and cold, with sea-weed for hair, and durk, green ocean moss for raiment! And the cauda verous presence said, " Give live my wife!''. .. , t -, . . . -i . . The dreamer awoke with a Eharp cry of fear, aud found the sunlight streaming into his room. - - He arose aud sat down by the window, aud finally be said, iu a deep fer vent toue ... , .. ' " Thank God, Bill Garland hasn't come back!" ....... sr. For three whole days Uncle Jerry Was like a newly converted sinuer. ; He could not eat, . be could not read, he could uot sleep, and the burden of bis remarks to Jack was ' " ' '" 1 ' " Clear out, yoo rascal!" - On the evening of the third day the cap tain made : an-extraordinary toilette, and then went up to see . Susan Garland, . She welcomed him with a. warm greeting, and fi nally, at his particular- request, sat down by his bideupon the"sofaj just us she sat be fore. . ! Vvtf ' Susan," said he be spoke bluntly, 'for his courage and determination had been du ly brought up to the sticking poiut before be started, ,! you said . the-other day, that you should be very, very happy to come and live with me., Did you mean that jou would be willing to become my wife?" There -were a dozen tretses' upon the white shoulder now, and they shook like as pens.' ,-r- ..,f i '," " That's a curious question, sir,"t 'she re plied. . " " " Bat tell me plainly, ' did you ' mean thatr, . ..w t!,i. .,;;.,,.;. ."If I mistook toar meaning, sir,, you have no right to .question nine." ' ' "" But, Lord bless me! suppose I should ask yoa to be my wife? ? Answer mo that.? Yoa never did ask me, sir." ; . i " Then, by the car of old Neptanc, I ask you now. r Susan Garland, will you be my Wife?" "e ' -'.ri-. ...3 . n - - 1k " Jerry Fleman-I will!?, r - - 5 What?" cried the captain,' starting back, and gazing into ber blushing, tear-wet face "do yoa meaij that Joi can lbve; ant bid mail like me? that fcyoa tlrf love teo Bl-j ways?"'." 'nu a vm-'nA ba ,;r:?:jt v You are uot fold; and a; for loving yon, a note loved yoa lor ., lonj whiles .and if you take. me for a wife" I'H tore and biess ' "Then come here! 1 Comebere, Susan Come right here; and if I ever eeaerto love you, and cherish you, and be true to you, may rosy that sea-weed ghost como oacjcr .. , About ten minutes after tHs Uncle Jer ry made the following tery ' sensible re mark; , . ;,, .$. t,,,r ; n -.Tii-r; " Why, bless my soul! wo are acting like IWO I00ISJ" .. . ..i, . .r . The widow only smiled and laid "Two vei-y happy ones, ain't wer' 'AndJerrv Said i - !7 -' Bless my soul-si we 011? ' ". On til fftl inr i fV ljfniM.J 4n pass near the widow's . house, and he drop ped in. - In a few moments he was the happiest fellow imaginable. -' But," said Susan, earnestly. ',' don't mistake me. I have loved your -uncle loved him well and truly and I believe he loved me, but dared not say so. Had it not been thus, I could ot have done this. would have helped you all the same by simply and flatly refusing you; but I would not have toyed or trifled with him. He is a good man, Jack a good man;" So he is, replied Jack. And then he went home. ' : The youth found his uncle in . the libra ry, with a book in bis hand said . book be ing bottom-end up. lie sat down aud pee ped wickedly out of the corners of his eyes. while a very ill-mannered smile kept play ing around the comers of his month. u hat are you winking, aud blinking squinting, aud grinning nt, you young dog?" ked the old captain, with tremendous fe rocity. 1 v 1 was thinking of a story I once read." returned Jack, quietly. . A story, eh? UbaU is it, yoa scape grace?" I'll tell yon, uncle," said the nephew. with the smile and the twinkle more-wicked than ever. " It was a very fnnnv thine he funniest thing I cut heard of. A man ence went to set a trap in which to catch a very respectable and honorable young friend of his. He had got the trap all nicely set, as he supposed, when what do you think?'' " When, w hat, you graceless rascal?" . " Why, uncle, when the thins was all fix ed, there was the fuuuiest thing happened you ever heard of. Instead of catching his respectable, high-minded young friend, the old fellow got uabbed himself. In fact he cor caught i.i bis own traf! Wasu't it 'Get cut cf my house, yon young scamp out with you, reprobate!'' But, uncle when I come back, mayn't bring Lizzie with me to see and partici pate in ypur new aud deep felicity l" ir you u oeucceiu, you uar ing young villain, you may bring the queen of slnt- terns herself; but beware bow you offend uiel I can't bear everything and I won't! put up with it! I'll I'll kick yun out of doors, you ungreatful traitor!" After this effervescence, Uncta Jerry's soul settled down to a clear placid calm; and when Lizzie Brown finally appeared be fore him, be actually kissed her, and said she was-ju&t the girl for bis rascally nepli- ew. , - . . And in a few weeks thereafter. Uncle Jerry had a wedding arty. He was mar ried first, and theu sat down and saw Jack married. There,"' said the happy old fellow, af ter the thing was all over, as he approached bis nephew aud buuded him a paper, "There is something to make up for the loss you have sustained in letting roe rob you of the best woman in the world." Jack opened the missive, and read it with tears iu his eyes, for it was a certified check for twciitj five thousand dollars, with a lit tle note attached, sayinc that, if he behav ed himself. be might, at some future time, have more. Discloscrsb of a"s Old Maid. I may safely say that the organ of mirthfulness has been the cause of most of the misfortunes of my life. While still a child, I exhibited the proponsily of laughing at . anything which Struck me as being ludicrous, no matter. when or where it was. At one time I went to a funeral with my mother. It was the funeral of a young lady who was very much beloved, and of course lamented. Every one was in tears, when on turning towards a window, I saw two men sitting side by side, one of whom was noted for his length of nose, the other, because he had none. It was too much for my risible?. I choked, coughed, sneezed but It would not do; laugh I must, and laugh I did. Suddenly a shadow fell across my eyes, and fleshy protuberance, resembling a barbed hook, traveled some distance across my nose, and I heard these words pronounced in my car: - .' , , - - . . "Child, you may bo the next victim to the fell destroyer." This completed my overthrow, and my mother shaking me .violently by the shoul ders took me home, declaring that I should never go any where again until I knew how to behave myself. ; When I went to school, the same fate followed me. I received more reprimands and more puuisbmeuts than any other six pupils, r Once when my teacher, had been scolding me, and was just granting pardon. I looked up and perceived the remains 01 a pinch , of suuff adhering to the end of (lis uose. .Then, plus I woe was mo that day. . When onr committee came 'to school, 1 was always watching my master's' great hands and feet, and the awkward way he had of rolling his eye and banging out his tongue; and many are the whippings t, re ceived over the school's back. I langhed my way from, girlhood to maidenhood! At length there i came a time tome, m there comes to allr when I was ia Ipvsv f tf .y; Edward Peysou was a youth whom any lady might be projid to love. 'He was gen-j tie and kiud, and for a time I was" able to control my laughing genius while with him. My parents really hoped that I had begun toimpr6vev -'.--' Z -O. One evening be was unusually fcoberr -'? unusually gay. He wished to converse so- berly; JL' lwouid not; dnd; tried td? breTewt. him frpaojiasq.-oThe.- more; 'sober and' grave, he became, tucbinUer my. spirits; till at jengiu my lover, iireu. nuu buuuuui uis gusta?.iafai, - iVAmeTIa; he 'laid in a VtAUf 5Mcef I bad hoped that yoa: were the ooe to control my , destiwes, one who1 would, be-my eam- .i i! , .t . - t ; 1 ' ijbiuuii tnrauKii me s mica maze s iricuar? a wife." ' But I see ray mistake, J am friend less and alone, and must remain so. For give me for thinking trj tame ybur wild, free spirit.-Yoa .bare said it is aseless--I be lieve it. ... Farewell ; hereafter- we meet but as friends.' r r. .',., , t,f. s ... . , I was amazad thunder.struck, but The was gone. ' I often met him nfterwardsj but he was reserved, and I was always gay and trivial iu bis presence. ; Oh woman; thou art an enigma! When thou fcelest most deeply, thou seemest most gay! When thou lovest most, thod seemest to scorn7 .T ' Then came another lorer,! lfght beaded as myself.'- He wit always joking, always gny. People said, "What a mateh!", and "looked upon the thing as settled. One evening lie came" to me wjth a very solemn countenance, and said ; ' '-'-'' "Amelia,: I have an idea in mr head." '' "Don't ft feel; funny!" said 'l.' which so frightened the poor man that he was not able to finish. In like manner I have stop ped two or three confessions. .Thus yon see that my propensity for making fun ha made me what I am a lonely old majrf. I have not mourned -my flesh cfT ou that account, however. . ou-the contrary, hare "laushed aiid grown fat." ' '. . 15ut still if some machine could be invent ed to keep my countenance whilst I listened to another declaration, I would be most hap py to receive both the machine aud the dec laration. - A Hixt os Reading. Avarice in regard to gold is base, in regard to knowledge is noble ; parsimony in hoarding np pelf is meanness ; in aggregating scraps of wisdom into a thesaurus, it is "most praiseworthy. Says Lord Bacon, "Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, aud some to be chewed and digested." In a life so short as ours, need it be said that books of the latter kind should be the staple r-f our intel lectual repasts? He who values time and its grand purposes aright, trill find very lit tle leisure for the mere relishes aud flummery of lierature. Some people will pet more profit in an hour's reading, than others will in a whole day of listless, indolent dozing over a book. Their reading is iu fact study. The brow is kuit with intense thought, the eve kindles with lively atteution, the lius perhaps inrol uutari'y move pari passu with the glowing lines of the writer. To such minds every fire minutes spent in reading is of inestima ble advantage. Every sentence leaves a path of light in their memories; every page is a tonic to their reflection; every metaphor leuds a new pair of wings to their fancy. A great proportion of what people read leaks tbrougbt their miuds acd is lost like water running . through a sieve.. ' To some extent this is not to be regretted, since such tons cf intellectual trash ure now devoured to gratify a depraTed" appetite. But why lose a single sciap or'shied of thought that is worth'keepiug? Wbv uot devise a meth od to embalm an authors most valuable sayings? - - 1 ou read a fine thonght to day in a bor rowed book, perhaps iu a newspaper which the kitchcu maid will use tomorrow morn ing to kiudle the fire. "Capital thought!" yon exclaim; it thrills you with a momenta ry delight, flushes through your 60ul like a meteor In the sky, and is gone. Weeks, perhaps ' months, go by, and you fall into a train of thinking which by association re calls to mind the shadowy foraxuf the bright visitor. But you caunot define the beaute ous shape. All you remember is, that not long ago you Tell iu with a fine thought upon the subject which now' engages your mind. Perhaps you would give a dollar to recover it; but ub bribe will call the ttglected vict or back again. Five minutes trouble would have saved you the mortification of this be reavement. If it was a newppnpef that con tained -the gem, a little scissor-wor-k would have quarried it out iu a trice all bright and glisteuiug with beauty, aud a little paste would have laid it away' in' the scrap-book to delight your eyes in after days. Depend upon it, a pair of scissors and a bottle of paste are not to be despised as impliments of a well stocked iutellect. If the thought flashed out from the pages of a dull book, like a lone star ia a cloudy sky, a little scratching with a pen, jotting it down in the common-place-book, would in stantly have invested it for future life with "a local habiUtiou and a name." That is a fine saying of quaint old Thomas Fuller, "A common place book contains many no tions in garrison,' whence the owner may draw qut au army into the field on compe tent' warning." Other biuts might be added, but for the present we forbear. ; Dad Morton's Best. Uncle Morton, bet ter known at Hyde's, in Sudbnry, Vermont, as "Dad," is a famous story teller, in both senses of the word, for he not only tells many, but they ure generally of the most Muuchauseuish kiud. In fact ie has drawn so long a bow in the way of romance, that being nearly ninety years of age, he now re peats bis old factious as indisputable facts. The following is too good to be lost, and I give it verbatim; I only wish I could give you the matter-of-fact on oath manuer in which he impresses its truth. I bad been talking "with the old tnau on the sensible manners and customs of our forefathers, and their success in doing the busiucss of life, when he broke out ' ' . "I'll tell ye, them ancesters of our'u didn't do no thin' half ways. But. there's all awful falliu', off sence them times. Why, in my time,' when I' was a boy, things went ou more economical than now.' .We all worked. My work was to take care f the hens and cbickings, (.Dad is famous for his haudiing of .the alphabet,); and I'll: tell yer howl raised ;'cm. You ' see l'se a : very ; thinkin' child, al'as a thinkin' 'cept when l'se asleep. Welt it came on me one night to raise a big lot of chickings frOm :one hen ;' and Ptttcltj you ; howsa 4id kWJ looltaih old -waisky barrel arid filled it with fresh f gs, and theu pat jt'on lW 'south' side"! the barn,' 'with Eomi horse' manure adupd1 lt'an'rl tlfen set he old heifon the rManleVThe oiacrit- kee': kept, her'-sittin', audio three eees a J ieerd alittle 'deep.' Then I put myeUftd:aBa Cfty-teur, souiTeban; he sr. trot, when the neeniur erowea nee a swarm of bees. ' I didn't say anything to the folk about trie bachiu', for they'd all. the time5' tola m 1 1 was a ' fool, but the next morula? f l Shocked trie Head out of the bar- re- aud : Covered the barn floor two feet stofcp; all "over ;wtth Httle chicking. Now yoa rosy Ilalgb as much as yoo please, but it' true." .a-R..u i-.v. -t s V; iSWs'at THE TJ3TITED STATES.' V' ' AN ACT, making appropriations for : the current aud contingept'Vxpenses ofthe T' Inditfrr 1 Cfpartraeht, - and for fulfilling -' treat stipulations with ' various Indian tribes, for the year ending June thirtieth : eighteen hundred mid fifty-nirie.: : Be it eiialeit by the Senate and Souse 'nf Representatives of the United Stales of Amer- tea in (Jongrtss assemble l, That the follow ing sums be and they are hereby appropria ted, Out of any money in the Treasury not otherwise, appropriated, for the purpose cf paying the current and contingent expenses of the Indian Department, and fiiifiHLne treat v stipulations with the various luJtutj tribes. " ' -: ' - ' - For the current and eongeat expenses of the Indian Utpartment, viz: - ior the pay of superintendents of Indian k flairs, and of the several Indian agents, per a r I i. i T - a a r acts 01 liiin june, ciguteen cuuarea ana ni- ty, tweuty-eightu September, eighteen hun dred and fifty, twenty-seventh February, eighteen hundred and fifty-one. third March. eighteen hundred and fifty-two, third March, eighteen hundred aud fifty-three, thirty-first July, eighteen hundred and fifty-four, third Alarcb, eiguteen hundred sod fifty fire, eigh teenth August, eighteen hundred and .fifty six, and third March, eighteen hundred and fifty-seven, eighty-six thousand two bundred aud fifty dollars. For the pay of theseTcral sub-agents, per act of thirty-first 'July, eighteen hundred and fifty-four, ten thousand lire hundred dol lars. For the pay of the clerk to Superintend ent ct St. Louis, Missouri, per act of thirty first June, eighteen hundred and forty-six, one tbousaud two hundred aud seventy-four dollars. . For the pay of clerk to superintendent in California, per act of third March, eighteen bundred and fifty-two, two tbousaud five hundred dollars. For the pay of interpreters, per acts of thirtieth June, eighteen hundred and thirty- four, tweuty-seventh February, eighteen bundred aud fifty-one, and eighteenth Au gust, eighteen hundred nnd hity-six, tbirty oue thousand nine hundred dollars. For presents to Iudiaus, five thousand dollars. Tor provisions for Indian?, eleven thous and dollars. For building at agencies, and repair for the same, tea thousand eight huudred and fiftv dollars. For insurance, transportation, and ueces ary . expenses of delivery of aunnities, goods, and provisions to the Indian tribes iu Minnesota. Mich:ran, and Wisconsin, thirty thousand dollars. - For contingencies of the Indian depart ment, thirty-six thousand five huudred dol lars. For the enii.Iovment of temporary clerks by superintendent of Indian affairs on such occasions and for such periods of U;ue as the Secretary of the Interior may deem nec essary to the pubiie service, five thousand dollars. " m - , " BLACKFOOT NATION. For third of ten instalments as annuity to be expended in the purchase of - such geods, provisions, and other esefnl articles as the 'President,1 at his discretion, may from time to time determine, per ninth arti cle of the treaty of seventeenth October, eighteen hundred autl fifty-five,: twenty thousand dollars. '' . ' For third of ten instalments as annuity, to be expeuded in establishing aud instruct ing them in agricultural and mechanical pur suit?; and iu educatiug their children, aud promoting civilization and Christianity, at the discretion of the President, per tenth article of the treaty of the seventeenth Oc tober, eighteen hundred and fifty five, fifteen thousand dollars. ' - . For expenses of transportation and deliv ery of auuuities ia goods and provisions, seventeen thousand eight bundred and fifty dollars. CALATOOI AS, MOLALLA, AND CLACKAMAS INDIAN'S OF WIL LAMETTE VALLEY. -For fourth of five instalments of annuity for bcueficial objects, per second article of treaty of twenty-second January, eighteen hundred and fifty-five, teu thousand three hundred dollars. - For fourth of five instalments for pay of physician, teacher, blacksmith, and fanner, per third article treaty twenty-second Jan uary, eighteen huudred. and bfiy-fire,' two thousand two huudred and sixty dollars. CHASTA, SCOTON, AND UMPQUA INDIANS. For fourth of fifteen instalments of annu ity, to be expeuded as directed by the President, per third article treaty eighteenth November, eighteen hundred aud- fifty-four two tbousaud dollars. , . . For fourth of fifteen instalments for the pay of a farmer, per fifth article treaty eigh teenth November, eighteen hundred and Sfty-fonf six hundred and seventy-eight dol lars. ' "- For fonrth of five instalments for support of two smiths' aud smiths? shops, per fifth article treaty eighteenth November, eigh teen huudred and fifty-four, two thousand dollars. For fonrth of ten instalments for pay of phvsictan, medicines and expense of care of the sick, per "fifth" article treaty eighteenth November, eighteen hundred and fifty-four, one tbousaud two hundred and sixty-three dollars. - ' - For fourth of fifteen instalments for pay of teachers and purchase of books and sta tionery, per fifra .article treaty eighteenth November, eighteen hundred and fifty-four, one thousand two bundred and scveuty-two dollars. , j : For this amount to be expended wbeu the uitilcd bauds shall be required to remove to the Table liock reserve,, or elsewhere, for provision to aid ia their subsistence during the first year thejr shAlllreside thereon, as toe President ina direct,, per fourth article treatTHiWeeuth otemoer, etgmeeii . oun-j eea uoiiar. CHIPPEWAS OF LAKE SUPERIOR. . Fulfilling the treaty of thirtieth Septem ber, eighteen hundred atnl fifty-four. For two-thirds of seventeenth of twenty five instalments in money, per fourth article treaty fourth October, eighteen bundred and for fy-fomy and, eighth article treaty thirti eth September, eighteen hundred and fifty four, eighty thousand three' hundred and thirty three dollars and thirty-three cents. For two third Of seventeenth of twenty fire instalments for the pay of two carpen ters, per fourth article treaty fonrth Octo ber, eighteen hundred forty-two, and eighth article treaty, thirtieth September, eighteen hundred and fifty-four, eight- bundred aud twenty dollars. For two-thirds of Seventeenth of twenty- five instalments iu goods', per fourth article treaty fourth October, eisbteen bundred and forty twy nod eighth article treaty thirtieth September, eighteen hundred And fifty-four seven hundred dollars- ' - For two-thirds of -seventeenth of twenty five' instalments for the sappdrt of schools, per fourth article ' treaty fourth October, eighteen hundred and forty-; tiro, and eighth article tretty thirtieth September, eightees hundred - and fifty f jur -one1 thousand three hundred and thirty three dollars and thirty three cents. , ' ' ": ' - - For two thirds of seventeenth of twenty five instalment for the pay of two farmers per fourth article treaty fourth October, eighteen hundred and' forty two, , and eighth article treaty thirtieth September, eighteen hundred and fifty four, six hundred and six ty six dollars and sixty seven cents. For two thirds of seventeenth of twenty five instalments for the purchase of provis ions an J tobacco, per fourth article treaty fourth October, eighteen hundred and forty two and eighth article treaty, thirtieth Sep tember, eighteen hundred and fifty four, one hundred aud thirty three dollars and thirty three cents. - ' For fourth of twenty instalments in coin, goods, household furniture and cooking utensils, agricultural implements and cattle, carpenter's aud other tools aud building materials, and for moral and educational purpose?, per fourth article tntj thirtieth September, eighteen hundred and fifty four, nineteen tl.oasaud dollars. For fourth cf five instalments in blank ets, cloths, nets, . guns, ammunition, aad snch otLer articles of necessity as they may require to the Bois Forte band per twelfth article treaty thirtieth September, eighteen hendred and fifty four, two thousrnd three hundred dollars. - For fourth or twenty instalments for the, support of six smiths' "and assistants, per . second and fifth articles treaty-thirtieth Sep tember eighteen hundred and fifty four, fire thousand and forty dollars. For fourth of twenty instalments for the support of six smiths' shops and assistants, -per second and fifth articles treaty thirtieth September, eighteen huudred and fifty four, one thousand three hundred and twenty one dollar j. For second of twenty instalments for the seventh smith and assistant, and support of . shop, per second aud fifth articles treaty thirtieth September, eighteen hundred aad fifty four, one thousand two bunered and sixty dollars. - For support of a smith, assistant, and shop for the Bois Forte band, d uring the . pleasure of the President er twelfth arti cle treaty thirtieth September, eighteen hundred and fifty, four, one thousand - and sixty dollars. .. ... For support cf two farmers for the Bois Forte band, daring the pleasure of the President, pertwelfth article treaty thirti eth September, eighteen hundred and fifty four, one thousand two hundred, dollars. CHIPPEWAS OF THE MISSISSIPPI. Fulfilling the treaty of twenty-second February, eighteen bundred and fifty-five: For one third of seventeenth of twenty five instalments ia money, per focrtb Octo-: ber, eighteen bundred and forty-two, and' eighth article treaty thirtieth September, eighteen huudred and fifty-four, oue thous and two hundred dollars. F.or one third of seventeenth of tweaty five instalments for the pay of two carpen ter?, per fourth article' treaty fourth Octo ber, eighteen hundred and forty two, and eighth article treaty thirtieth September, eighteen hundred and fifty four, four bundred dollars. " - ,i- ; - For one third of seventeenth of twenty- ; fire instalment, ia goods, per fourth article treaty . fourth October, eighteen hundred and forty two, and eighth . article treaty thirtieth Sv'ptembch, eignteeu bundred aad fifty four, three thousand eight In jdred -dollars - " ' - For one third of seventeenth of twenty- : five instalments for the support of schools, per fourth article treaty fonrth October, eighteen hundred and forty two, aad eighth articlo treaty thirtieth September, eighteen huudred and fifty four, six hundred and sixty six dollars and sixty seven csnts. For one third of seventeenth of twenty five instalments for the purchase of provis- ions and tobacco, per fourth article treaty fourth October, eighteen hundred and forty- -two, and eighth article treaty thirtieth September, eighteen hundred aud fifty four, six huudred and sixty six dollars and aixty seven cents.- ' .- - - , For one third of seventeenth of twenty five instalments, for the support of two'; smiths' 6hops, including the pay of two smiths and assistants, and for furnishing iron and - steel, per fourth article treaty fourth October, eighteen hundred and forty two, and eighth article treaty thirtieth Sep tember, eighteen hundred aud fifty four, six hundred aud sixty six dollars aad sixty seven cent. ' For one third of seventeenth of twenty five instalments for pay of two formers, per fourth article treaty fourth Oetober.eighteeu hundred and forty two, aad eighth article treaty thirtieth September, eighteen bundred and fifty four, three hundred and thirty if dollars, and thirty three cents. For fourth of twenty instalments ef as nuity in money, per third - article treaty twenty second February, eighteen hundred and fiftf five, twenty thousand dollars. CHIPPEWAS, PILLAGER, -AND LAKE WIXNIBIGOSH1SH -BAKE 8 i For fourth of thirty iosUtlraeata f U nuity iii money, per third article treaty-eee ond Fbaaryeigkteeo hundred aad fifty five,, tea thousand six hundred, ad sixty ttUra Kixtv-six ceata. - J -a - ) . Kpr Toarta - " j -aurty in goods, per third articto treaty r "1