The Oregon Argus. (Oregon City [Or.]) 1855-1863, June 02, 1860, Image 1

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BV D. W. CIIAIU.
TERM OF SUBSCRIPTION.
. ir,u, ,; be urnisM 7'" 0ir
r p,Vii" he charged for. ix month,-
T r iienutinutd until all arrearage,
J,ulf ' f "'''"
tkt Walls.
srg'h"or"'i,''5,.ci?ci',deurii
S.. ofll..Wi" RO li,p.ty-t.p,
?h! bsels of U.. l.Hmeu nppityrlp.
n kios t Dibel of iioise by their jumpt (
thtfPi V. .kippi'X. U.un.pp.ty thump. ;
nm raited kfelhar, strange murmur, .1
rwlrdsnt of musie, of whispr. nd sigh
arise,
it
U7.-...,linfioirer,wllh norvoun unrest.
Quits cloM to Iht erU of ,l,c Mtm V'til
t Mis walls! fromtlia loud of the Ilh'na,
Wh.wmuc hollowed by Temple end Shrine,
I, public smbrscsslby votaries meet,
fuiiMiictl nymph of the muss-tippm feet.
T.Uiee the swift goi f,m,'lion ""
LW q of Ilia fiddle and song t
vv buonUful bourne and libera bandt
ArereeJr""1 "a'"'3i0 mecl tl,y d"nunds.
X, nurrel it b tlarnt conventional rule.
uorirTlheirroser in our foslnoii-lid schools,
Where nieu lire K en hnning,wiilifteeof hair.
Tcfcnwlt bulloenealliiillaled with air.
Ah' well "y lne m"r,l'"t trumpet hie calls
Fur tpteily reform of llie dunciiig at balls,
Where over exertion, like pressure, of sleum,
EnJinf'r the bultoo and threaten lb warn.
When crackingof hoope and enllision of knees,
Are varied byilfhiaf report, of onjueese,
All foniiinir, logelher, ludicrous eound,
Like a ttiappity, nippily, hobbity round !
Away they go, whirling, I n twitter and twirl,
Tk. imiiner'! embrsun round the innocent irrl,
Ms eluee the' 'he feeb hie hot hrenlli on her clieeki,
Where (lie MmManrej 01 rosea ner puniy sinais.
0 futer and d nily faster they fly,
With a murmuring tone and a trvinuloiii sigh,
Till down Uon sesis lliey both sti-isoering ful1,
Quite drunk with a ws.lt at a temperance, bull.
A I Home.
The rain b sobbing on the wcjFl.l;
The house. i dm k, the hearth i Ciildj
And retching dreur and ashy gray,
, ll.yond the cedars, lien the bay.
My neighbor at hia window s'.auds,
J lis youngest b-iby in hie li.in.lf;
Tin others seek lib teuderkins.
And one sweet woniiin urotvus hit bliis.
I look upon the ruiny wild;
I have no wife, I have no child;
'Jhi re it no fire Uhiii niy health,
AuJ aoue to love me on the earth.
Bayard Taylor.
Three t'lgbtiDf Deacon.
The Cleveland Pluindculcr is responsible
fur the following:
In a small tieighborltood in Genugu
county live three deacons. The lii'st is a
Methodist, the second u Presbyterian, and
the third a Hnptist. All live quite a dis
tnnce from their respective meeting houses,
tntd ns the traveling is excessively bad at
this time of year, they conaJuded to hold
mating in the red school liotiso in t!io
niglilmrhood. The ques'ion t'ien arose
w.iieh d. nomination should hold the first
meeting. The Mothod st chimed tuo priv
ilege of opening the bull. The Presby
terian denianed it. The Bnptist insisted
upon it. Here was a " fix."
They wrangled over the mutter until the
dander of each deacon urose to fever heat,
an.l cneh vowed ho would hold a meeting
at the red sclioolhouse the very next cvi
niitg, which happened to bo Friday lust,
and on that evening at early candlc-liglit
the sclioolhouse was crowded with Meth
odists, Presbyterians, Baptists, and seven. 1
world's people.
The Presbyterian commenced reading a
catechism. The Baptist, at the 6.11110 time,
arose and commenced reading a tract on
immersion. The Methodist, at the same
time, struck up an old fuhioned hymn,
shouting it forth at the top of his lun.zs.
The effect was ludicrous. It apparently
struck tho mixed congrcgnt'on so, for they
all commenced laughing. The Baptist wus
wheezy. He sank exhausted into his seat,
while the Presbyterian and Methodist con
tinued. All at once the litdicrousncss of
the scene struck the Baptist, and bo in
dulged in a protracted hone laugli. This
displeased the Presbyterian, and forgetting
himself, he dealt the Bnptist a stunning
blow under the right car. Tho Methodist
threw his hymn book down and ruthed to
the Baptist's rescue. He arrived just in
time to receive Presbyterian's iron first be
tween his eyes. The Baptist and Metho
dist rallied, and together attacked tho
Presbyterian, but be was too much for
them. The scene that ensued beggars de
scription. Chairs were overturned. Win-
tlor-jlnss was broken. Wora tn shrieked,
Men yelled. We have no wish to
mnk 1
fun of an affair which caused profound re
ft t among the religious people of Geauga.
We merely relate the facts. The matt.r
it in litigation.
Oregox Pacific University. Profess
or Marsh is still in New York urging the
cliims of the Pacific University upon tho
notice of tho benevolent, ne now lacks
but (6,000 of the sum necessary for his pur
pose, and a good part of that is -already
pledged. Ezra Fletcher, who recently
died in Whitinsville, Mass., left a legacy of
$1,000 towards the Professor's fund.
MttHitcr.
Prices at Victoria. From the Trade
report of Victoria, V; I., we learn that
Flour is worth $6 37 J and $6 75 according
to quality and brand. Bacon 17 and 18c
for prime, and 16c for ordinary qualities.
California and Eastern Butter is selling at
37Jc. Advtrtiter.
Sklliso Oct. The Hudson's Bay Com
pany at Vancouver, are disposing of the
balance of their stock of merchandise pre
paratory to a final removal of their entire
stablisument to Victoria, or some other
pont in the British possessions. Jb.
Mexico. California exchanges state
that a report came from Mexico by the
Golden Age that Miramon had declared
"ar against the United States, but the ru
or is not generally accredited. Ib.
If you want to kiss a pretty girl,
uy klsj her if yo can. If pretty
fciH wants po kiss yon why let her, like a
BUS.
Tbe number qf streets sweeps in London
over 500. Tiieir earnirgs and pickings
re about 1 15,000 a year
Ik
A Weekly Newspaper, devoted to the Interests of the Laboring Ckssos, and advocating the
Vol. VI.
Thrltllai Inelileai of Harder Lire.
The old settlers of Kentucky ure familiar
with the name of Captain Christopher Mil
ler, lie was one of those bold and dualit
ies spirits to whom we are indebted for the
rescue of the State from the dominion of
the bold and bloodthirsty savage. History
has recorded many of his heroic deeds and
melancholy privations; but one of the most
thrilling and mysterious incidents in his
eventful life had never met our eyes until
we found it in Finley's Autobiography;
and, as many of our readers may never
have seen it, we will give a short uccouut
of it:
Christopher Miller and his brother Hen
ry wore taken prisoners by the Indian
when they wero quite young, and remained
with them until they had learned many of
the customs of those wild inhabitants of the
forest. They Were expert hunters, and had
learned to love tho savage freedom of their
captors. Ihey wero adopted into an Indi
f..mii.. it 1 .1 1-1 -.1
m h tc to V . rwu
hunting and fishing being thoir c hief ami
nlmost only employment. Finally, Henry
began, when about twcntr-lotir, to think of
returning to the white settlements; and he
mentioned his thought to Christopher, but
he would not think of returning with him:
so Henry set off alone, and after much suf
fering and privation he reached Kentucky,
whero he lived for several years; when, in
1794, the Indians becoming troublesome,
an expedition was gotten 11 1 under Gen.
Wayne to cha-ti 0 them. Henry joined
this expedition and set out with it. On I butcher, only when the doors opened to ad
the march, Gen. Wayne, in order to avoid mit a new fvurnec, or batch of victims, as
the possibility of an nmbuscade, ordered the French pleasantly called them. They
Capt. Wells to select four rangers to keep kncw thcn tlmt , Uuvo,ution ,1U(1 mudo
111 advance and reconno tre the country. .
The keen iudirmttitof Cant. Wells did anotllcr 6tnjB forwuri1. U,'1 '""1 trodden
not fail to detect in Henry Miller the very I these down ns it moved on. Puine saw
man for such an expedition, and he was ac- j them all Rosin, Hebert, Momoro, Chau
cordingly selected. During tho march. mun ri,mt n.,t...i 11,. ,.r, .,,.1 i..
ir.,. f,.,l i;nl. 1.. ,1.. n t.i;.....
found on the route. On reaching Green
Allot J IWll'Ht I.IIV W u, IIU AlKIICIlin IIKINU
ville, having no intimation ns to the future
intentions of the subtle foe, determined to
send out Captain Wells and his daring
comrades to capture on Indian, in order
that through him the plans of the Indians
might be discovered. They accordingly
set out across the country, crossing St. Mu-
ry 8 and proceeding to tlis Auglaize, they
turned up the r.ver for several miles, when
the keen eyes of the rangers discovered
smoke. Hitching their horses, the gallant
little band left two of their party to gu.ird
them, while the utlur three, Henry Stiller
being one of them, crept nlo'ig in the direc
tion of the smoke, which they found to bo
0:1 an elevaicd piece of open ground, sur
rounded by three Indians engaged in roast
ing venison over the fire.
Thty ware uow far out of gunshot, and
our gallant rangers discovered a fullen tree
el unci which they thought they could ap
proach in gunshot of tho Iaiiians undiscov-
red, retraced tncir steps, and going around
trot the fullen tree (the top of which was
ovend witu leaves,) Dctwecu tlicm and ,
the enemy.
They then stole along ns lightly and I
noislcsslv as panthers, until they reached
the point desired. Here their plan was j
quickly arranged. It was agreed that Mil- j
r and one ol his comrades siioulu shoot
each his man, leaving the third, who was
swifter than an Indhin on loot, to give
chase to and capture the n uiniumg Indian.
Miller was to shoot the one on the right,
and his comrade the one on the left.
The sharp crack of two rifles was heard,
and the fated red men lay lifeless 011 the
ground.
Before the smoke had cleared away, the
reserve, one MeLcllnnd, was lar in the di
rection of the remaining Indian who
was doomed to be captured. The Indian
observed him ns he came bounding towards
him with the swiftness of a roebuck, and he
set off at the top of his speed. McClel
land was rapidly coming up with tl.e re
treating Indian, when coming to a bend in
tho river, the latter saw ho must be over
taken, nnd leaped off the bank into the riv
er, a distance of twenty feet, where he sank
up to his middle in the mud. McClelland
made a leap after him, nnd sunk down in
1 a- .umiuer,
when tho Indian drew nis
. . r t 11 1 . A 1
km nnn Airi.e una s io iuiiuk. .1 1
tomahawk.
, ., .... .... T...V 1
nil r 1 ott rgn hi nmiiiiH i i.uu L itn uunu i
v ......... .... -- -- --- ;
hiskmte. in the meantime uenry ami ms
companion came up, tho two were rescued
from the mud, and the prisoner uouna
curely. He appeared sullen, ond refused
to answer any question asked him. He
was then washed, to rid him of his coat
of mnd, when it was discovered that they
had taken a white man instead of an In
dian. The party returned to their horses, nnd
began at once to retrace their steps toward
the camp at Greenville. On the journey
the prisoner continued moody and silent,
until Henry, recollecting that he had a
brother with the Indiaus, and thinking this
ihl hi him ho nnuroaehed and
railed him bv his Indian name, when he
answered with seeming surprise, when the 'living near by. He was pursued and cop
two brothers immediately recognized each j tnre(j fT tl,e id of dogs, alter a hard strng
other; for the prisoner was none other than I , .nd' taken back to the plantation,
Christopher Miller, ne had been in the , b 1
: , it. Li... .1- ....i r,r,Wh where a consultation was held on his case.
UllUllie fl IICII IHO inWI Hna.-Ui,LH v.
had overtaken bis associatcs.-and hy tins ,
trifling circumstance was saved to answer
the ends of an Allwise Providence, ne re-
tA ni-oAtiviHA with nut mntnra dc-1
tennined to remain; and afterwards ren-
imiicu iu . - ,
j 1 K. .1,;. driers flip mrwr important
UriOl Will.. ...v ... , - .
.m in t,.ir futiiro contest with the wilv
Mnst of his descendants still live
savage.
in our midst and enjoy the fruits, or Ins ,
eventful and well spent life, and to enjoy j
the reputation of his name. j
I- It is estimated that all the peop'e1
who have lived and died since the creation
cold find room to tnd in a space mueft
less ia extent than the 8tate of California.
!& Every woman
hiod'ome than good.
would rather be I
!
wxtao it
OREGON CITY, OKKGOK, JUNE 2, 1800.
Tarn raise now ha Kteaped.
A contributor to the Atlantic Monthly
has taken pains to take up a number of cu-
r.ous accidents and incidents iu tho career
of Thomas Paine, the apostle of Liberty
and a'so of Unbelief. Here is an account
of how he got into a Put Man prison during
the Ileign of Terror, iu 171)3, and how by
a simple and lucky accident he was over
looked and escaped the guillotine: "After
some weeks of retired and listless life in
company with two Englishmen of liberal
republican sentiments, uud in the liight of
tho Reign of Terror, a Glo of armed mcu
came to arrest Paine. This was in Decem
ber, and by order of ltobespierre. On his
way to tho Luxeuibourgo, ho stopped at
Burlow's and left with him the first part of
the " Age of Reason," finished the day be
fore. The Americans in Paris applied to
tho Convention for Puine's release, offering
themselves as security for his good conduct
"vv"
8 Li8 8la7 ' They rounded
off tboir Petition wil'' 0 l,I,ru8e of the pris-
oucrs "Ah, citizens, do not give the
. leagued despots of Europe the plensure of
seeing Thomas Puine iu irous." Tho Con
vention, careless of the opinion of the
"leagued despots," replied that Puine wus
an Englishman. Ho was closely confined
and all communication with the outer world
cut off. The news reached these unfortu
nates, penned up like sheep waiting for tho
' J
vile, mingled together, the very men he had
cursed in the garden of St. Dennis passed
before him liko the shadows of a magic lau
tern, entering at one side and gliding out
ut the other to death.
A few dnys luter camo Dunton, Camillo
Desmoulins, and the few who remained of
tho moderate, party. He was standiurr
near the wicket when they were brought
in. Dauton embraced him. " What you
have douo for the happiness and liberty of
your country I have in vain tried to do fur
mine. I hnvo been less fortunate but not
more culpable. I am scut to tho sou (Told."
In July the carnage had reached its liight.
No man could count upon life for twenty
four hours. Tho tall, the wise, tho rover
end heads had been taken off, and now tho
humbler ones were insecuro upon their
shoulders. It seemed to Paine that Robes
pierre and the Committee wero ofruid to
lenvo a man uiive.
He daily expected his!
own summons: but he was overlooked. He
n,r;i1(.(1 t.;. PBnn ,n trPn n,wi), nf
, . .. . "... ......
ftver- w,,l,!h M him out of sight for 0
t mc, and to a clerical error on the part of
llie distributing tailor. Up wrote his ac-
tonilt 0f it, after his return to America:
" The floor in which I was
lodged was
on tho ground floor, and oue of a long
range of rooms under a gallery, and tho
door opened outward nnd flat against the
wall, so that, when it was opened, the in
side of the door appeared outward, and the
contrary when it was shut. I had three
fellow prisoners with me Joseph Van
Hnile, of Bruges, Michel and Robin Bas
tini, of Louvain. When persons by scores
were to be taken out of prison for the gillo
tine, it was always done in the night, and
those who performed that office hnd a pri
vato mark by w hich they knew what rooms
to go to and what number to take. We,
as I have snid, were four, ond the door of
our room was marked, unobserved by n?,
nj;'u ' that number iu chalk: but it hap
nnnr.fi it hnnnr.nr.iiun nrntipr nrnrrt Mini1
.... . . .,111
' ,
, i i jl .1 I
mo mars was put, on wnen me uoorwasi
- .
Pcn Bn1 " aflnst tho ffa". uJ tI,r.rfcby
se-jcaiue uu me msiuo ucn we mnuii mgnv,
and the destroying angel passed by it."
Plantation Justice. The Vicksburg
(Miss.) Sun reports that a negro on Mr.
Woolfolk's plantation, a vicious fellow
becoming oDended at a black woman,
walked up to her as she was working in
tho field, and deliberately plunged a kuife
into her breast. He then fled to tho
woods, and after giving several other ne
groes to understand that their turn would
come next, and after them two
white men
ine iiigniy reupcciauie genuemen wno com-
n0ged the council concluded that the sever-1
wt punisbment possibte should be inflicted
fhn rfftS.H.rartQ wliri nan tiiten me lor;
,
M181 cause, a.
warning to other I
vicious neeroei. It was
therefore deter-
m;nrd to burn the man at the stake, which
waJ done in the presence 0f Bu the negroes ;
on Q, adjoining paB.;
rf :
fit d on viewing so awful a scene. The
. .. f h doome(1 nn neTer was
,!., i,;, sn,i.
his last words being that he would " take
vengeance on them wbn they meet ecn
othsf in."
The Dark Hide f Pari.
A paris correspondent of tho New
Orleans Picayune sayt Unit that city is a
hell, where teu thousand cheeks arc gulled
with tears, ten thousand lips arc fevired
with hunger, ten thousand hearts aro rack
ed by the Occidents of life Ih to U no
Tonpicmapahnlf so cruel os life I Ten
thousand tonges curse tho parents that
dimmed them to existence, knowing no pro
vision fur their accursed exist 11: e was made
ten thoitiund minds scrocm iu agony
which is bnrely not a madness yell "down,
dowu," to tho demon of suicide that whis
pers In the car the sweets of tho tiuawakcU'
ing sleep to which, by tho crackling char
coul oiol tho gurgling, rippling stream,
1 tho wretched nro rocked. Fair as it seems
in the spring sun with its towers and domes,
and peaked roofs, and arches, and columns,
its wliito houses and its green trees, 'tis
hell. Judge not by appenrances if you
would avoid the leopard's jaws, if you'd
shun the serpent's poison, if you'd esca e
the pestilenco and lotithesomc stench of tho
sculptured marble dead-vault. For the
leopard's pretty spots cover tho most cruel
and blood-thirsty nature in the forest, tho
gaudy, pictured, braided twine has most
envenomed fungs, the carved Pariun marble
hides festering corpses. Paris tho gay is
Paris tho hell. All depends on who holds
tho kalcidescope. If Fortune holds the
tube and rolls it with her dainty Augers,
'tis Paris the brilliant. If Misery holds it,
'tis Paris the hell a hell whose torments
ore embittered ten fold by tho horrid con
trast formed between the excess of levity.
The agony of Tantulus Is superadded to j
the anguish of Prometheus: the merciless
vultures Brcud, Shelter, Fire, Raiment,
tear the insules with crooked beaks, and
tho sparkling wave grazes the longing lips j
and dashes merrily on. leaviurr the nnrched ,
mouth hotter than before by casting there
on disappointment and despair! 'Tis a
great sight to see tho throng of carriagis
and horses roll down the avenue ond around
tho lake; 'tis enlivening to observe the gas
light streaming from the cafes and restaur
ants, and tho active waiters with their de
licious drinks and viands, hurrying to and
fro: we oil ndinire tho crowded ncssnires 1
and tho splendid shops, piled with silver-1 !"k?.win0 jjh 'ou-wai.1 ',0 j";11"1
,,. , , . , , 1 by him. After remaining in this delight
ware, and diamonds, ond watches, and all fu, gocietv for gcV(iral ho(H( ut tt gi(.
those pretty costly " nothings'' which ruin nil from the Pre-.id. ut the compmy r'.so,
so many rcoiile'sfirtuucs here: we ore nev- return to tho reception room, whero they
cr tired carina- on the nalatiul houses, whoso !
roofs cover so many families, and whoso
fronts nro so elaborately carved; our ani
mal spirits rise when wo find ourselves
floating with tho brilliant tide of life that
ebbs and flows on the Bonvehiro des Ital-
iens, attired in such handsome clothes, with
such brilliant bonnets, so healthy, so smil
ing, so careless; such is Paris tho brilliant.
Napoleon III. Theodore Parker writes '
from Rome, that just now tho two
inent nations of Europe arc doing a
prom-1
great '
work introducing a liberal schemo of
commercial intercourse. Really, Napole
ou the Little, as we used contemptuously
to cull him, seems to be the most states
manlike head in Europe, and is far wiser
than tho other Napoleon, who broke wick
edly with the ideas of the age, and so prop
erly was set down on that little rock at the
end of the world, to point the moral of
history nnd ndorn its tale. I dislike much
that Napoleon has done, but must con
fess an honest admiration for Ins efforts to
liberate Italy, and to advance the industri
al interests of Franco. A fter all, it is prol
ably true that his nation deserves no better
rule than he gives it, and is not capable of
more liberal institutions. Those Celtic
people- have got equality; the old aristocra-
. . . . 1 1
ic rejimo is penslieu utterly; n
depcil.
on universal suffrage; liberty is something
they cure little obout. A strango people
are the French with so mnch military
courage and no civil courage at all.
- -'
Savoy. This section of Sardinia, which
has just been annexed to France, is of but
little importance ns adding to the wcnllh
of that country. It embraces au area of
only 4270 square miles of exceedingly
mountainous country, embracing Mounts
Blanc, Cenis, Little Bernard, Iseran, 4c.
The valleys are narrow, much subject to
the ravages of avalanches, and the soil poor,
v:,.A'.n enari.tAv fnnnrr!i crriiin fnr tlir ron-
;'t,ul"b v o
sumption of the population, which numbers
about 600,000. Cattle raising is the prin
cipal occupation. Tho business and re
sources of the country are so limited that
many 0f tj,e Savoyards emigrate to t'rnuce
amj otner countricB to seek a lircliluod.
Tbe pr0vinoe ia valuable to Franca only in
I
a military point of T(ew.
A Comxextaby on Omab.-Ju.1uh C
r leltcr. 1 carae. 1 Raw-1 conquered,
Has been aqrnireu iw nearly iwa uiousaiw
years for its terseness. We think it rather
vcrbos xbe words .. j MW are enJirelY
superfluous. Indeed we think " I came"
"holly nnneccessary. ' I conquered" would
Ml the whole story. But Juliushad.no
doubt, a good deal of leasure wbta he wrote
the letter, and bis style sunerea in conse-1
iqoenee.
side of Truth in every ksuc-
No. 8,
rrnldeallal Dlaaer.
As many of our readers nmy be person
ally Interested in knowing the ininuht oft
dinner at the Wliito House, and u 11 wish
to know bow such affairs ure conducted by
tho (for tho time being) head of the gov
eminent, we copy from the recent letters of
" Occasional" to the Philadelphia Press the
following description:
The hour is generally fixed at G o'clock
r. x., the time when millions are taking
their supper. Von receive a curd about
the sizo of an ordinary playing curd and if
you are Invited liy tho rrcsident, the dt
inclusions of the cord aro double, and gener
ally rends us follows:
" The President requests tho honor of
your company to dinner on Iriday, April
(I, at 6 o'clock p. i(. An early auswer is
requested."
If you go to the President's, you ore ex
R'cted to dress in your best cloths, and to
wear white gloves. You are introduced
into the smull reception room, where yon
Ond tho President, Miss Lane, Mrs. Judge
Roosevelt, James Iiuchanun, Jr., and the
rest of tho household. After being duly
presented to them, you wait tho arrivul of
the other guests. The Privato Secrelary,
Mr. Buchanan, Jr., quietly informs you
that you nro to escort to the dinner such a
lady, whom lie now introduces to you, and
the lady in your company is presented to
another gentleman, who is to be her com
panion during tho feast. Tho hour having
arrived, the company move into the large
drawing-room, where they ore dazzled with
the gorgeous display of plutu and gus-light,
and sec a number of graceful wait ts, also
in wliito gloves, whose business it is to at
tend to the guests.
The President takes hia sent not at tho
head of the table, "but 011 tho side, exactly
midway, Miss Lane acting ax his vis a vis.
You find your nnmo beautifully written on
a curd laid upon the pinto, In fore the sent
j you are to occupy, ond the entertainment
j begins. Tho cooking is geuerully French
cooking, the wines costly and rara and
you will soon have un opportunity of hear-
"8 ? Brcut mnn- ihik.
You uced not
be informed that Mr. Buchanan is 0110 of
tho most di light ful diners iu the world,
lie bus a fund of sin ill talk for the ladies.
a viriely of old fusl fancd unccdotet, and,
ia '' no 'i''"11" sparing of the juice ol
' llm trl-rtl... li ft .p....-.. fit nft nntll nil. I in.i.n
IIIU KlUin-, OV KIVHjj lliu, U liU.i J , UIIU
nfluble, and more iigrecablo as tho repast
goes on, calling out one after another of
tho company, and paying compliments to
the ladies, occasionally tuking wine with
t!:cin. You never ask tho President to
aro scrvC(1 nnJ Ui''fr. or, f
.1.-
they prefer it, brandy, after which you take
your Icavo nnd go home to remember the
hospitalities you havo enjoyed. Some of
theso dinnei8 ore dull and s.ately enough,
but I have known than to be ns del ghtful
as the most congenial could desire.
Love of Woman. It is as natural for
men to love women ns it is for sparks to
fly upward. We recollect of reading of a
king who had a son born to him. The as-
trologers predicted that ho would lose his
"'gbt if ho was permitted to sec tho light
before he hnd reached the age of ten years
on which account the king had him watchtd
nnd brought tip in dark caverns. After
the ten years were elapsed, he caused him
to bo brought out, and showed him the
world, and pluced before him many fnio
jewels and fair damsels telling him the
namo of every thing, and thut the damsc's
wero devils. Being asked what he liked
best, he replied, "The devils plenso mc
more than all the rceit." Then the king
marvelled greatly, suying, " What a pow
erful thing is female beauty t"
Ct'KK for a Felon. Having very
nearly lost a linger by one of those excru
ciating ills to which our flesh is heir; I feel
compelled by a sense of duty to proclaim
the following remedy. After suffering so
much with the one aforesaid, I knew the
symptoms lx wrli to be nVstukcn in regard
to tlum, and after a day onl night of tor
ture, roso at two o'clock, and administered
tho following: Take half a gill of stro:ig
vincger, dissolve in it a tublespoonful or
more of salurutus heat as long as the flesh
can bear soak th felon as long as desir
able, repeat the applications as often as the
pain returns, and a euro is certain. The
writer prcvetited two in this wny. To all
afflicted we say try it. This remedy must
be applied in tho first stages, as it is or no
a mil after it is greatly swollen. Rural
New Yorker.
jgr It is from true fiction from living
products of the creative imugina'.ion chil
dren get their first ideas of the wonderful,
of a world out of nature, the supernatural
nd divine. The pure fiction is the purest
truth the natural and necessary ailment
for the young imagination.
A vr. hag it Uir.ttT (J tut Hi'xa Race.
M. Silverman baa been pursuing certuin in
vestigations and from them he arrives at a
conclusion that tbe average higlit of the
human race has remuined unchanged since
the Chaldean epoch, four thousand years
ago.
1ST A householder iu a Western village
in filling up bis census schedule under the
column he.idl, " Where born," described
one of bis children as "born in tbe parlor,"
aim the other was bora " up stuirs."
The npnrf Clay stntue inawrnration took
place April 12th, at Kiciimonu mc cere-
monies were Ter7 i...r...8 . .
limmewe.
KATW UK ADVKUTIHINUi
Oue square (Iwehe lime, or let, brevier measure)
oi,t insertion Jit
Kiti ti tubetient Irm rtlou . I CO
business curds en year W u
A liberal dwluctiou will bo made to) these bo
advertise by the year.
tlT The iiiimbir of iiwertieae should be notej
en the niargiu of nil advertisement, otherwise ll
will be published till forbidden, and charged ac
cording!)'.
X3T Obituary aoiirea will be charged half the
above nitre of advtriisiny.
IT! Jos I'aiNTiNU executed wiili naatneet and
disii.iii'li.
i'aijmtnt for Jib Printing mutt bt made e
delivery of the Kurk.
TktValna aatlhi t'-eaoiimtsa.
In tho Jan, number of the Typography
Adrci titer, wefiud the follow! g beautiful
article. We do uot remember ever having
si e:i on article of its length, so fully covir
th) subjict:
Aaron Burr was suspected of n treason
able intent; nnd be brcumo uu object of
scorn, contempt, and detestation. Tho
miilidictions of his countrymen follow.d
him even till he became old, uud bent, and
shrivelled; and the grave scan-cly sufficed
to shield him from the curse of the people.
A change has comu over us. Meu belub
forth torrents nf blusphemy and treason:
and they have their defenders! Others burl
thunderbolts puny indeed u gainst tho
temple of the Union; and they Unci admir
ers 1 Contingencies are pitted aguiust tho
perpetuity of our institution, till many sit
down coldly to calculate their value.
Ood forgive them, and rectify their perver
ted couciciices before they plunge into ir
remediuble mini When fratricidal blood
shall run down tho gutters if our strcetc,
and crimson our hill-sides when riot and
ravage and woe shall be upon our woman,
and when trembling and horror shull abida
in every home then, at nil events, will
their eyes learn to see and thoir hearts to
feel the desolations they have brought up
on the fairest heritage thut Heaven ever
bestowed npou a nation; and they will be
glad to slink from the miserable chaos they
have creaecd, into a worse than fellou's
grave.
Tho Union! Can a sane man dare to
estimate its value? If there be a single in
felicity in it, is it strange? What earthly
blessing do we poscss that is absolutely '
perfect? Shall wo cut our throat been mo
a tooth aches shall we divorce our wife be
cause she has a mole oil her arm shall we
ki. k our child out of doors because he lisps
shall we kill our brother because his cot.
victionsof duty nro different from ours?
No, no no, uol The present spirit of
political nnd moral intolerance is but a res
urrection of a meik-cheekeJ, devil ryed,
personation of bigotry that centuries ago
shed martyr blood because nobler intellects
would not bow down to its own opinion-god.
Let it bo exercised. Let every true man
awake from his supiuenrss, nnd come to the,
rescue of the Constitution nnd tbe Union,
Let not a skeleton faction in any section of
the loud poison the well-spring of public
sentiment. lOlse wo perish.
BnoDEnitK's Ghave. On 'Mount Ver
non,' a commanding eminence in Lona
Mountain Cemetery, is situated tho grave
of Broderiek. It is but a short distance
from the principal entrance to the grounds
on thi! eastern side. The gravo is In tho
centro of a lot forty feet squurc, which has
been dtsignntol by the Monument Commit-'
tee as the tizn of the grounds in which the
monument is to stand, tho bnso of which is
to be of soil granite, typ'c d of the char
acter of tho man it will commemoraK
Tho grave itself is inclosed by a railing four
feet square, which was erected by the direc
tion of Win. MeKibben. Last Sunday, a
number of ladies and gentlemen visited the
grave, ond completely covered the enclo
sure with flowers of all kinds. Thus the
memory of tho lamented doud keeps fresh
and green with thoso who claimed friend
ship and common humanity with the 'iron
man' while living.
A Voter for Washington. One of
our respected citizens, Dr. Karl Bill, suys
tho Sandusky Register, who is in his nine
tieth year, voted at tho recent election in
Sandusky. He cast his first voto fnr
Oeorgo Washington for President. Ir.
Bill was formerly a resident of Oneida
county, State of New York, where ha
lived many years ond is extensively known.
Although so fur advanced in life he enjoys
tolerable health, bis mental faculties being
but little impaired.
Can wo realize that this Republic is no
older than that? That there is one among
us living uud exercising the right of a free
man who voted for our first President?
What mighty advances and improvements
have tho United States made within tho
memory of that man, nnd how must he ba
affected when he con templates themt
Slander Jcstifyino Mlruf.r. Wm. II.
Burkley was tried in King and Q.uceti
county. Va lately, for shooting and killing
Joseph Broach. A letter to the Richmond
Fnnnii cr- sAvs the charge wus admitted and
justified upon tho plea thnt Broach had
wilfully and maliciously sinnacrcu ntsuuugii
ter, a young lady still in her teens and at
school. The court, after hearing the evi
without anrument from the counsel.
discharged the prisoner, who is one of tho
most respectable citiscuj ot me couniy.
The trial created intense excitement, and
.. . . .1
when the veruiet was announced, mewnon
crowd of spectators rose to their feet and
gave vent to tho most hearty approbation,
t&" Tho New York correspondent of
the Mobile Register, a Democratic organ,
thus writes:
"JeflVson Davis, C. C. Clay, A. O.
Brown, and other Southern Democrats,
who make Seward's homo a sort of head
quarters, will tell you that Seward will
make a better Southern President than any
man, not of the Koiith; that they will sv
derhandedly support him by defeating
Douglas. Privately, Mr. Buchanan sent s
person to Mr. Seward with a list of names
now holding office that tbe President Is in
terested in."
Open vs. Covered Drains. Mr. M'chi
thns explains the reason wby covered drains
are so mnch more effectual than open ones:
" A deep open ditch will not draiu th ad.
joining soil, because, when the aides are.
dry, tho water rises up towards lha surfaco.
by rnpilbiry attraction, and thus beads
back th3 water behind it. Put pipes into
the bottom of this ditch, fill it np, sod i
will tVo drain, tht adjoining soil."