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About The new age. (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905 | View Entire Issue (April 22, 1905)
THB N1W AGE, POBTLAOT). OBEGON
If the Oaler theory want to pet n
knock-out blow, lot It tackle Uncle
Ifeiirjr I). DuvK
py, lint It doesn't stay long enough In
Uie lianiln of the average man for him
to nc(ulro any of them.
Miss Mahel Wood Tnttlo advise
women to uao their tongues constantly.
Well, tho dHy la only twenty-four
A New York man propones to HUe n
drug clerk for taking away his "Jag."
The victim lias not decided whether to
charge petit or Brand larceny.
Watson Drug Co.
Wholesale and Retail
The most complete stock of Drue and
Patent Medicines to be found in the Inland
Empire. Prices guaranteed as low as the
lowest. Our Prescription Department
merits your confidence.
Where, oh, where, Is AlexlelT, the
man who persuaded tho Czar to fight
on tho assurance that tho Japs could
never effect n landing In Manchuria?
Jewel robberies are so frequent that
we wonder why people wear ho much
temptation, but If you havo to wear
your Jewels In a wife-deposit vault
what Is tho use of owning them, also?
Probably there never was a military
movement that achieved a more as
tounding success than tliat of General
Kuropatkln when he started north
ward for the purioRo of luring on
thoso Japanese generals.
In a Chicago court a witness testi
fied that his brother was crazy and
had tried to kill himself by swallowing
coat buttons. This was a hard thing
to say alxiut a brother. How did the
witness know that the crazy man
hadn't merely mistaken his mouth for
made by a leading shoo manufacturer
that the women of tho next generation CDAIIMT
would have larger feet than Uie worn- OrUKAINIt. $
en of this generation. He said there J
was a growing tendency among women $
to buy shoes plenty large for their feet. I
And that women are also asking for
thicker soles uud lower and broader
heels. The casual observer must have
noted this tendency. Hero and there
women cling to tight shoes, wafer soles
and perch themselves upon the stilt of
a high and narrow heel. They do so
because eonio one sots the style. And
style, whllo It Is tho end of all con
troversy, Is Itself being modified by
the canons of good sense and comfort.
The short-skirted street gown and the
natural waist are evidences. Men long
ngo rebelled ugalnst skin-tight foot
wear. They no longer sfpieczo all Uie
blood out of their feet. Home of us
will remember a time when men's fash
ions decreed the high-heeled, tlght-tlt-ting
boot that could only be' removed
by an Instrument known as the "boot
Jack." This antlquo taste still survived
with the western cowboy. The causes
for tho new tendency In women's foot
wear arc to bo found In girls' gymna
siums and In the modern physical
training of women. Tho girl of Unlay
who takes long tramps to till her lungs
and color her cheeks, or docs her exer
cises for physical development, does
not want her feet pinched and does
not care for tho dignity of high heels.
She wants something substantial and
BT It 4 1 1. AND WATJCR,
UhWHajHwAsUAHvMBPBBHr l I
BT KAIL ANDWATKK.
401 Riverside Ave.
SHAVER TRANSPORTATION CO.
STEAMER GEO. VV. SHAVER,
WII Irate Portland, foot of Washington St
tmi!njr,1iicvln)' ami 1 humldy eteliiltK at i
o'clock, fur (-amies Islninl, HI licit lis, laples,
Pier Island, Murium, Kulnnm, ftirr City,
Hauler, Mt. ('oniii, .Mt)K(r, Hull, Otk I'oltit,
Irrtiiiaiii, Maiitaiilllo.llalskalile anil all way
Farmers and Mechanics Bank
A State Bank. Transacts a Ocneral
Capital iy,000 00. Individual worth or stockholder
OfPICKIlM AND lllUKCTOItHt
Donald t?riilinrt, I'ri-sMrnt.
Hubert WitfT. In, Vice President,
X. 11. Hwnnsoti, Vic President.
J. II. Uancy, (.'antilrr.
O. W. Tlioma, Thomas Ityslop, Will nm llcrniiilll,
Ituhi rt ll atop, 01 e Olson, Paul I'm si,
PORTUm) AND THE DALLES
J. I'lerpout Morgan has purchasett
thu niiinuscrlpt of "Tho Autocrat of
thu Hreakfast Table" for $1,000. Mr.
Morgan may have thu time and the
eyesight to read It over In niiinuscrlpt,
but the rest of us havo been wonder
ing when wo would get time to read It
again In ordinary plain print,
Tho total navlngs deposits In all tho
savings bank In tho world uro com
puted to bo $lO,r.O0,OOO,OOO, contributed
by H'J.U-IO.OOO depositors. The depos
itors In tho United States number
7,.'l0r,()00, with deposits of more than
f.000,000,000. Tho Americans, who
number less than 1 per cent of the oo
plu considered In tho computation,
bnyo nearly one-third of tho savings.
Tho only way to redeem collego ath
letics from tint evils which now beset
them Is to abolish the professionalism
iiaaoelatod with thorn and throw otteir
the grounds free to tho public In all
exhibition games between tho students
of .State Institutions or those deriving
pedal privileges from tho State whon
tho games aro played on their respect
ive grounds. Whenever that la tlono
college athletics will bo placed on ra
tional grounds and emancipated from
all thoso objectlouablo features which
now degrade them.
Ordinarily a great fortnno Is built
up like a stone wall a stouo at a time.
Tho young man who declines to lay
tho tlrst stone, because It comes so far
hort of a wall, will never make pro
gress In lluauclal masonry. An Im
mense proportion of the people of this
country llvo up to their incomes, lay
lug nsldo untiling for the traditional
rainy day. Hecuuso they cannot savo
H.000 In a bunch they sae nothing.
The greatest lluauclal kings have not
been above taking care of the pennies
even. The great lluauclal Institution
look after oven the fractions of pen-nles.
Manuel Garcia, one of the most re
markable men In the world to-day, has
recently sat for his portrait to John
H. Hargent. (Sarcla Is a Spanish singer
who visited tho United States In lctti.l
with an opera company and sang In
various parts of the country. Tho fa
moiu singer, Madame Mallbran, was
his sister. He returned to Huropo ami
taught Jenny I.lud In Paris, and for
tho past fifty years or thereabouts has
been a music teacher in toudou. Ho
Is a hundred years old, and la still
teaching, Ho wna a professor of music
In tho Hrltlsh Itoyal Academy of Music
until ho waa 00, when ho retired to re
ceive pupils privately. It Is believed
that the portrait which Sargont has
painted la the only one of a centena
rlan In existence, and (tarda himself
Is probably the only person who ever
taught singing In his hundredth year.
It begins to look as If the passion
for novel reading had begun to die of
Its own excess. Certainly tho desire
for this form of reading Is on the
wane. The sales of lOOt aro rejrorted
to havo been far below those of the
years immediately preceding. The de
crease affects all sorts of novels, from
the profound psychological work to the
highest (light of fancy In the daintiest
romance. Of course, novels will con
tinue to be read, for the story In some
form has lived through nil time and
will continue to do so, but evidently
the all-absorbing Interest In works of
(lotion Is alxHit to give place to some
thing else or perhaps to many things.
Heal life has Its fascinations. People
enjoy society rather than tho novel of
high life. Tho historical romance has
led to a greater Interest In history
proper. The sociological novel has de
veloped a desire for participation In
civic matters, n devotion to slum work
and tho kinds of activity that may ben
efit tho masses. Naturally, then, news
papers and magazines aro read far
mora than formerly, since they deal
chiefly with current events and with
thoso things which aro of Importance
at tho present moment. They offer a
glance of tho entire world and einpha
slzo thoso points whero present activity
Is greatest. They deal with the real
world anil people of to-day want facts
rather than fancies; llvo Issues rather
than the possible uarrels of hyper
sensitive lovers. Tho stage, too, Is
somewhat responsible for the decay of
tho novel. Tired people want enter
tainment ami often prefer to take It
passively. They can get tho contents
of a novel In tho three or five acts of
a play and tho accessories often given
a more vivid presentation of plot and
denouement than tho lengthy novel Is
apt to do. This does not mean that
drama will tako tho place of novol
reading to any great extent, for thero
aro evidences that the drama Is Itself
to glvo place to something not yet de
termined. If tho novel, has seen Its
best day It can certainly claim that Its
day wos a great ami brilliant one, that
It accomplished u genuine purpose and
that humanity Is broader In Its Intelli
gence, Its sympathies and Its activities
than It would have been but for the
great popularity of thu novel during the
past four decades.
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nj j I n I stramer teavva roruanu italljr (except Bun
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Strainer learea The Dalles dally (except Sun.
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m. connects with thlastcamer lor 1'ortland, ar
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Mir detailed Information of rates, berth re
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YOU WILL BE SATISFIED
With Your Journey
If your tlcke'u read oqer the Denver
and lilo Grande ltaltrnad, tho "Been
ic Line ot the World "
There arc no many scenic attractions
and i-olntu ul Intercut along the line
between Otfdcn and Denver that the
trip ncur becomes tiresome.
If you are going Kast, write for Information
anil got a pretty book that will tall you all
V. C. McBRIDE, deneral Agent
121 Third Street
BT RAIL AND WATER
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THROUGH PARLOR CARS
Portland, Astoria s Seaside
For Mnvgers. Italn
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Wheat, Hay and Fruit
Choice Building Lots in Spokane
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1 1 Washington St. SPOKANE. WASH.
. Ask the Agent for
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C. A. HTKWAKT, J. C. MAYO,
Comm'l Agt., 2IS Alder Rt U. F. A 1. A.
Telephone Main 000.
T. E. WESTLAKE
Bakery and Grocery
General Market Produce
Fresh Creamery Butter. Ranch Eggs
BASKET LUNCHES FOR TRAVELERS
HJsUbPPw7"1 w M
Through rultman standard anil tourist sleep
ing cars dally to OniHlia, Chlcniro, Spokane;
tiiurlut sU'eiiliiK ears dally to Kansns City:
through I'tilluiau tourist skepliigtars (torsiiii
ally condlli'tcd) ucoklv to Clilrairo. hinni
City, recllnltiK chair cars (scats tree) to lUCitfi
7(1 POKTLANO lo'JlMCAaO 71
U No chatigu ol cars I U
Iroin 1'ortland, Ore.
St. I'au , Minneapolis, Duluth,
Ch cajco, St. Louis
and All I'olnts Hast and South.
2 OVERLAND TRANS DAILY O
The Flyer and the Fast Mall A
Halt J.ako. Danor. Vt
Uorth, Omaha, Kansas
City, Bt. Iitils, Chlcaco
ii'nii.,i'., ami tho Last
A llantlo 1 1-att I.aki. Dvnvrr. t-'f
Kxiiresi -Worth, Omaha, Kansas
o;i'iiniTia tny, oi. Mints, unicairo
irntlngt'n and tho Kast
alia Walla. lwlton.
Hpokane, Wallace, I'ull
man, MliinFaiKills, Ht.
Taiil, Duluth, Milwau
kee, Ohlcago aud Kast
Phme Main 296.
315 Riverside Ave.
Few rvallzo tho tMionuous extent to
which thu country tlcneiuU for Ita mv
eHtuirlea and luxuries ujon tnijilcal and
uhtroplcul Inuda. Tho fact will bo
broiik'ht homo with forw by tho Htnto
metit basotl on tho olllclal luijwrt atn
tlstlcs that In tho calendar ywtr 11KI
tropical products formed 4 per cent of
the total Impo.'tatloiiH of the United
Ntate. Thin Includes product front
Hit wall ami I'orto Hlco, but tho iik
KroKiito of ?ltW,(XX),lHX) but of tho total
Imports of ROTIMKM.OOO tnkoa no ac
iMtint of tho aiibtroplool prtxlucta of
Uto South, and cotton, mgnr, tobnixv),
etc, Ilenco tho lmjiort tlKtirea glvo only
partial view of tho Importance of
these tldiiKH lit tho dally life of tho
people, HUKar ami molnsiea form tho
larscat bIiirIo group In the long list,
followed close by coffee, silk, fllwra of
various aorta, rubber, fruits aud nuts,
tobacco, m, voKOtablo oils and sums,
cocoa aud uplccs and Uto like.
At a recent tueotlui; of shoe dealers
In New Vork City tho statement was
CAUGHT A fcCHOOL OF FISH.
Kntlro Vllluue Turned Out and Mude
8V.!5,0(0 in One Cutcli.
Otto day In Novetnber hoveral years
ago tho kh)(1 people IIvIiik on tho Mas
rytchusettH Hay shoro at tho eml of
Capo Cod wero wrotiKht. to tho high
est pitch of excitement by the. arrival
of an lmtueiiho acliool of blacktlsli
which wero on tho tlata chasing bait,
as tho small Hah they fecsl on are
called, and Kradtially working liiHhore.
Tho news spread like wlldllru; village
stores wero hastily closed, schoolboys
deserted schoolrtMins, and oven women
Mocked to tho shore. Tho Hats along
tho coast mako out from Iwlf to a
mllo aud a half practically level and
almost dry at low tide, whoro at high
tldo la four to eight feet of water.
No school of blacklist! so large as this
had ever bevn hwtnl of. And by good
luck the tldo was ebbing.
Hastily tho boots were launched,
each taking a half dozen men and
boys, thom not rowing being armed
with Htlck and pieces of board, in a
cjuarter of an hour they wero In posl
tion, In half circle aud to leeward of
"Close In now," ottmo from tho "com
modore," "and make all the noise you
can!" Aud they did, fairly churning
the water with iKKiriN and sticks. Tho
thousands of snultl and herring on
which tho blacktlsh wero feeding as
sisted In this movement by getting
Into shoal water as far as possible so
tlmt the blacktlsh could not follow
them. The result was Inevitable, the
fast ebbing title soon began to leave
tho big rtsh In such shoal water that
It waB difficult for tho larger ones to
swim. Gradually the circle of boats
drew nearer and nearer, and In two
hour 00 per cent of tho entire school
were stranded on tho flats. Kor weeks
after Uto villages were eugagod In cut
ting up and trying out tho oil. The
totl catch netted somo $"5,000, mauy
SMITH & COMPANY
Private Ambulance in Connection
117-119 Post St.
Splendid .Service Up-to-tlato Kquipmont
siiuiii;w u r.uijuoji'n
Daylight trip across tho Cascade and
For Tickets, rates, folders and full infor
mation call on or address
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IZZ Third Street, POKTLAND
s. a. YI2RKES, a. W. P. A.
612 llrst Avenue, SUATTLU. WASH.
THE WASHINGTON HOME GO.
Cuhangc National dunk nulldtnir
Telephone Mala 1098 Spokane, Wash.
Ihe WashltiKton Home Company builds
hotnvs for Its iiieintxtrH on tho i'u-oiratlo
idiin, ii hii small monthly pHjmont . I he
Sew rrntectud ('iinirsct provides mat In
of iltHth twfuro homo Is ild (or, a d nl, rlcar
ot all eiit'Uiiitiraiices, It sHon, and In addition
all pamiMits iiiadnnu account are ruturncd
1 hl t ompaiiy hasnlri'ady built at out 7U homes
In HNikaue and vlclntty, at prices rauicltiK
from H.tKOto IJ.tW), and Is prepared to ertct
for lis inemlifra from thrro to six homes eacn
moutn iliirlmr ino cumin it seaiou, llcterenio:
Any bank or reputable buMuess home la city,
THE SLOANE-PAINE CO.
For Astoria, Way Tolnts and North' Ilcach
Dally (except Bunday) at H p in; Saturday at 10
i; m. Dally service (water permitting) an tho
Wlllamctlt and Yamhill rivers.
For further Information, ask or write your
livn.v.t ,,v. etfvu- lir
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fjfttlnral PAdNpiivnr ALtif
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The Chfcngo-Portland Special", the
most luxurious ir.iiu in uie wuriu.
Drawing-room sleeping cars, dining
cariimlct smoking and library car
(l)nrbcTiiHdU-itli. Less titan tltrco
to Chicago arc operated daily via the
Oregon Railroad & Navigation
Company. Oregon Short Line Rail
road, Union Pacific Railroad and'
Chicago & North-Wcstern Railway
to Chicago from Portland and points
Dally and personally conducted ex
ursloiis In Fullman tourist sleeping;
art (mm l'ortUnd, Los Angeles and
hsn Francisco, through to Chicago
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We make a specialty of supplying pri
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Tito ubovo is tlto iifliial verdict of thu
traveler tiHitig thu Missouri Paelh: Rail
way between tho P.teillu Coast and the
KttHt, and wo hollevo that tlto nervlco
ami iU'commodatioua given merit thin
statement. From Denver, Colorado
Spritrgs aud Pueblo thero aro two
through traiiiH daily to Kausaa City
and St. Louis, carrying Pullman's lat
est standard electric lighted sleeping
cars, chair cars aud up-to-date dining
ears. Tho same excellent service is
operated from Kansas City and St.
I-ouls to Memphis, Little Rock and
Hot Springs. If you aro Koing Kast or
South write for rates and full informa
tion. W. C. McHRIDK, Gen. Agt.,
124 Third St., Portland, Or.
Butte Transfer Co.
THOS. I.AVEU.E, Proprietor.
Muck Hardware Co
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Mijistio Malleable Rugis
Mesabi and Crown Still Ranjes
Mechanics' Tools md
Will Make Very Low Rates
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