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About The new age. (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905 | View Entire Issue (April 15, 1905)
iv,..M THE HEW AtE, fORTLATO), OKEGON. jOAfcAM W Ayers When (he nerves are weak everything rocs wrong. You arc tired nil the time, easily discouraged, nervous, and Irritable. Your cheeks are Sarsaparilla pale and your blood is thin. Your doctor says you are threatened with a nervous breakdown. He orders this grand old family medicine. Fur mom thn M rti 1 ht mod Arcr'i Btrtai'ftMMft in rar mmir nil prima 10 nla it til limn. nrt wnndxf fill mxUrlu for I in par blood," D. C. Holt, Weil ll?n, Colin l. N k botlU. All Hnitrl'K. J. o. AYinco., I.ookM, IIiii, for Weak Nerves Kop tho bowols regular with AVer's villa. Just ona pill each night. Cnpld I)nriite(l. 'A. hslf-rcpenUwit bachelor, with quits nils of rock, Dropped In, onn day, hr.MiIs the way, mid bought ti jmlr of hocL-. Arrived nt lioina roinnntic Jojr! lit woml'rliicly drew out A not deep hidden in tln hoie from kume fair hand, no donbtl "I'm twenty ycira of nse," It read, "nd en I led n country lioltc. With you I'd llku tu eurrcspoud If you will ut'vur toll. My ohject nifilr'inony Is, ind yours, I hopo, tllO HallH'. If you'll addrmi mo, I'll respond." And thuu ilia wruts tier naniu. On flr with hop, the bachelor that ysry cvonlng vtroti, And folded III epUtlo with a kiss Insld tha note. Rly Cupid hud him In h! mcih no rrry clover cnlcli, or, after all, qullo foollih Is a half- repentant bach. But oh how nhrrplnh did ha feal, when from tho fair unknown !Chb answer mine, to quench his fltme: "An old mold I hniu grown Alas 'twas forty years ago I plaunsd that fond surprise, Dsfsated by a heartless wretch who wouldn't advcrtlinl" flhook for the Iawyar. A well-known lawyer sf this dty, Whose ofllea Is located close U the city hall, received n trcmouduus shock the other day. Ho was counsel for a mm fhargul with larceny, and, as ths evidence was conclusive, he advUcd bis client U pleiul gnllty. "You know Umt you have a bad rec ord and you have practically confessed your guilt," snld the lawyer In a sooth ing wanner, "and you will he seuleuc ed to about three years In Jail." This last iwntence completely dunv founded tho prlsonnr, hut of tar ho hod looked about his cell for net era I uilu otcs bo turtictl tu his attorney and In n very serious tnnuuor snld: "Will you kindly go eut und got uiu a good law fcr?" As soon as the lawyer recovered from tho shock bo told the prUoner lit would itrgtift the caso for hltn. Phila delphia 1'ruHs, A llcnutirul Volume. Tlie most henutlful volume In the (TongreMulounl Library ut WashliiKtoti Is a lllble which was trnnscrlhed on jmrehiiHMit by n monk In the 10th cen tiny. The fccnonil lettering Is In the rieruinn text, ench letter Is perfect, nnd there Is not 11 scratch or blot from lid to ILL Kach chapter begins with n largo lllmulimtcd letter, In which Is drawn tlto tlKiire of n imlnt, home Inch Cent of whom the chapter tells. firm I.lln limiirniiun I'olloy. Tho tlrut II fo liiHiiriinco policy of which tho detntlx lire on record result ed In u iHWHiilt. WIIIIiiiii (lyhbous In iiiiviI himself on .lime in, ItiS:', for fltSIl ngnliiHt dying In twelve mouths. lie did die on M.i IK of the next yisir, and tint dlogiixteil underwriters (thu coin puny of those iIuh) contested pay ineiit on the plea that he had lived twelve months of twenty-eight duyB ach. World's Work. Orn milt l'iml. lVnuoylvtiiilit, which makes more thuu half the Iron UNcd In tliu United HUiti'H, proiliu-es lens than '.! per cent of tho Iron ore mined. Ohio, which routes next to romisylvtinla ns un Iron muker, mines hhs than 1 per cent of the total. In both cases tho ore U hroiiKht to tho fuel, mid this Is the policy In this country. Only In Ala baimi are tho oro and fuel found to Kether. Helentlile American. JoKo Win on Her. Member of congregation Do you know your sermon on coveteousnetts last Hunday grievously offended und uisgiibtcd Hrother 1'ueerT The Itev. K. Moffntt lightly Ahnl I shall have to Ull my wife that. It's t good one on her. She contended all tho way homo from church that morn ing that there wasn't a man In tha au di em-o lio had paid tha slightest at tention to tho sermon, Takeu ut UU Word, Ur. Newly We don't appreciate thing we get for nothing. Everybody likes the things best that cost the cooet aire. Newly Then you muet love me a great deal, because I've heard you ey that you paid very dearly for me, Detroit Free Press. la Mm. SoM br JruuliU. Mf fef&Zl lie Would you rntlier be pretty or witty? She Sir! New 1'ork Sun. The coal man should bo brought to sco the error of his weighs. Philadel phia Ilecord. "Does Mr. Itcubcn Ilnybrick keep boarders?" "Ho tnkca em, but ho don't keep em," Chlcngo Chronicle. Kiln He comes of good family, doesn't ho? Stella Yes, he's tho only thing I know against It Town Topic. Johnny r, Is It wrong to stonl from a trust? Johnny's Pa Don't let the question bothor you, my son. It's Impossible. Clevolnnd Lcdgor. Gourmand (after a table d'hote) Anything else, waiter? Walter Ono more peach, sir, and you'll 'ave eat the menu. Loudon Bystander, "Dcy ain't no slch thing ez irlttln' married In henven." "Course dey ain't Don't do lllble tell you it's a plneo er peace en rest?" Atlanta Constitution. Mrs. Hatterson I didn't see you at the lecture on "The Simple Life." Mrs. Cutterson Why, no; I had no lilen It was going to be such a swell nffnlr. Brooklyn Life. Wife It Is so lclud of you to put on my boots for mo. Kneeling Husband (tugging away) It's n ii pleasure, my dear. Btlll, I'm Kind you're not a centipede. I'lck-.Me-Up. Miss lllter Could you use anything In your "Household Department" this' week? Country Kdltor Ye, we could handle a couple of dozen of fresh eggs nicely. New York Times. "What conclusion does that cam paign orator reach In his argument?" "He never arrives at a conclusion. He merely stop? now nnd then to take breath." Washington Star. Willie Toucher told us toilny that thero's a certain kind o' treo that grows out o' rocks. 1 can't remember what It was. His Pa It's a family tree, I guem. Philadelphia Ledger. The Irish hidy declared to the mag istrate that tho defendant had stolon her hen. "How do you know It I your hen?" asked tho Judge. "Know It!" cried tho Irate lady. "I hare known that hen ever since It was an gg.M "You probably don't remember me," began the self-made man proudly, "but twenty years ago, when I was a poor, humble boy, you gave mo a message to carry " "Yes, jes," cried the busy man, "Where's the answer?" "You are the first one to whom I have shown this poem," the young poet went on; "I was wooing the muse last night " "Poor fellow I" replla.I tho editor, handing back tho manu script. "It's two bad she rejected you." Chicago Journal. Hicks How do you happen to be going fishing on Friday? I thought you believed Friday was an unlucky day. Wicks Well, I always unve. Hut It occurred to me this morning that perhaps It would be unlucky for the flHh. Soinervllle Journal. I'm afraid you're not wise," said the fair girl. "Why?" demanded the persistent sullor. "Because 'n word to the wise Is sultlclent,' and I have said No!' to you." "Yes, but I'm wise enough to know that n woman's 'No' may eventually mean 'yes.'" Phils, dclphlk Preas. At the end of thirty years Hiram had accumulated a fortune. Ills wlfo und daughter were delighted. "For," wild they, with becoming moilesy, "wo now not only have money enough to cut a splurge, hut poor dear pnpn Is too broken ijown to appear among tho best people." Life. "It's so long since you last called upon mo I was beginning to think ou were forgetting ine," said Miss Pechli, as she came down to the young man In the parlor. "I'm for getting you," icplled the ardent youth, "and It's for getting you that I've called to-night. Can 1 have you?" Kennebec Journal. Tho pntmonger who had been holding himself up by a strap sat down In a Kwit that had Just been vacated. "There Is plenty of twin, mu'iun," ho suld to the pudgy, little matron sitting next. 'Don't move." "Wo don't have h," she said, with a cheerful smllo; "we own the house we live In." Chi cago Tribune. "I tell ye what," asserted Old Man Splggtts, "that there painter feller Is a tine artist" "What Impressed you about his work?" "Well, ther vas a plctur he called 'The Uahwtorm,' an' I fvan, It was that uat'rul that I hadn't looked at It three minutes be fore my conn beglu hurtln' me." Cleveland leader. "Prosperity?" bald Dr. Sllghcom, the eminent surgeon. "There Is nltosother too much prosperity! It Is killing busi ness." "in what way?" uskod the other, "Why, sir, almost anybody can afford to have appendicitis nowa days, and, In consequence, all of my beet patients reganl It as too common, and refuse to have It" Chicago Trlb- IHUV A gentleman who was In the habit of dlulug dally at a certain nwtauraut bald to tho waiter (an Irishman): "In stead of tipping you every day, Pnt I will give )ou your tip In a lump sum at tho end of the month." "Would j on tuolnd paying mo In advance, eorr?" "Well! that is rather a atranga request. However, If you are In want of some money now, hero's half a crown for you, but did you mistrust me?" "Oh, no, sorr, but I am leu via? here to-morrow." Frtnch Dyeing and Cleaning Worlci. All work done at very mod rcato prices. Dyeing and cleaning of all kinds of ladles' and gent's clothing. Morn ing cloth dyed in 48 hours. J. De les proprietor, 455 Gliaan street. IF YOU AIIB NOT PARTICULAR don't travel over tho Illinois Central, nn any old road will do you nnd wo don't want your patronngo; but If you nro particular and want tho best nnd mean to havo It, nBk tho ticket ngent to routo you via tho Illinois Central, tho road that runs through solid ves tlbulo trnlns between St. Paul. Oma ha, Chicago, St. Ix)uIh, Memphis nnd Now Orleans, No additional cliargo Is made for n seat In our Tccllnlng chair cars which nro fitted with lavatories and smoking rooms, nnd hnvo n porter In attend ance. Rates via tho Illinois Central nro tho lowest nnd wo will bo glad to quoto them In connection with any transcontinental lino. B. H. TRUMBULL, Commercial Agent, 142 Third Street, Portland, Oregon. J. C. L1NDSEY, T. F. nnd P. A., 142 Third Street, Portland, Oregon. PAUL B. THOMPSON, Frt. nnd Pnss. Agent, Colmnn Bldg., Scattlo. Wash. Tho Bureau Saloon ('hiilrcnt Imported nnd Doinejtlc WINCS, tlQUORS AND CIGARS Kirrt nnd Miirrlruii Mt, I'urllmnl, Oregon The Union Meat Co. All lilnltiK '"" mill Klrnt Clu HotclnHiid ItvAliiiiriiutn buy tho UNION MrAT COMPANY'S rittSM AND CUHCO MEATS 'I lie Itcnt In the Murket. I'ntronlfu lliniio In tiiKtry. PORTLAND, OREGON THE LOBBY fflfMW7 WILLIAM MOITKTT, Crop, rorincrlyof llioinvrtun HIGHEST GRADES IIQUOIIS AND WINES Kreo Lunch liny nnd NIkIU I'Iiiiiic lllnclc Vi 171 Flrnl Klreot I'OllTLANM OKKGON American Vinegar & fickle Works W. II, iri'NIlY, Prop. CATSUP, PICKLES, VINEGAR, SAUCES, CIDER, MUSTARD, UlUING, AMMONIA Phone Ksat 191 121 Union Avonuo POItTLAND, OltKdON ROBERT A. PRESTON PRESCRIPTION DRUOaiST Cor. 2-M nnd Thurmaii Hit. Prtonu Mnin 1010 PORTLAND, OKGQON G.&M. Bottling Co. Ilottlomol RED CROSS MINERAL WATER A Natural Medicinal Water A SpcciHc for KhcumutlHin, DvHpepsia. CoiiHtipatiou und all Kidney, Liver ami Bladder Trouble. 'i'elepliouo KiiHt 185 lf Union Ave. PORTLAND, OltKdON New England Undertaking Company FINE GOODS REASOHAALE PRICES I'ivu Ainliulrtiiea. Phono 'iTi 0illtO PimtOllll'V. 'JUH Pott KI'OKANK WASH. ASK YOUR 0KOOCH FOR OUR Crackers, Cakes, Biscuits FACTORY AND OFFIOCS. East Third and East Davis Sts. TCLFPHOME CAST 47 The Fashion Tailors F. L0RETZ k CO., Ptopt. The Leading Popu lar Priced Tailors Suit Club No. 4. OONTHAtT I hereby nitre to y to tho rot ri'NMiUUvoof tha Ktuh ton lallorstiiietlotliirier week (or thirty vonseeu tlvn nceLa. It I aliuliUl ilmw milt of i-loltu-i tie lore tiieexiilratlonot tho thirty 00V11, then nald lajriiients rv to tormtu ate. Dont wear hbby clothe like theie, but ht)our elotheiima ebyyoiiroM (rleiuta. THK VAaillON TAILOKH. l'hoiie.Minh77 4 S3 Washington Ktreot POUTLANl) UUKOON W A IDAHO ADVERTISING! V ( - v Thus, Myth, Pre Lyman Knrgo, Vice Pres The Blyth & Fargo Co. Poontullo, Idaho General Merchandise BTOKKB AT livnnston, Wyo. Pocatcllo, Idaho Peasley Transfer Co. Freight, Baggage, Furniture Moving, Storage Wiont7J 903 Main St. lOISIt, IDAHO BANKOFNAMPA.Ltd. CAPITAL STOCK $50,000.00 KiUbllihcri 1H99. Dcuey Palace Hotel lllil'g. rm:i) 0. mock, rrcoiiient r. J. CONHOY, Vlrc.Prenlilcnt 0. It. HICKKY, Cnihlcr KIIANK JLNKINHON, Aii'tCiuhlcr NAMPA, IDAHO Boise Transfer S Storage Go. it M Hell Phono A-10 Ind. l'hoiiu 111 Light and htavy hauling. Con sjgnmtnls of freight left in our charge will receive prompt atten tion. Storage at reasonable rates. See lhat you give your baggage to Boise Transfer X Storage Go. South Tenth Street, J. A, Murray, PmfJent. I), W. .Staailrml. Vice President Wm, A. Anthei, Caihler I.N. Aatlicn, At. Cashier I'M 12 FIRST NATIONAL BANK f PoClltullO, ItlMtlf). POCATULLO, IDAHO DAVIDSON GROCERY CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND COFFEE ROASTERS We Operate the Only Coffee Roast ing Plant in Idaho Cor. 13th nnd Front Sts. BOISE - - IDAHO TUTTLE MERCANTILE CO., LTD. Wholesale Grocers GOODWIN MINING CANDLES Judson Powder, Fuse und Caps AdKNTfl KOlt THK CELEBRATED OLYMPIA BEER IVtimpti, Icliiho li. W. Chnri-h Krlo (!. White ('. i" etiltson CHURCH & WHITE CO. Real Estate And Insurance Pocutullo Icluhio Phone Main 6318 You can use our phone without pay The name of the place is the WASHINGTON CAFE K. VANDRAN, Prop. 430 Washington Street Between llthand 12th PORTLAND OREGON THE TOKE POINT OYSTER CO. 29 Second St., Portland, Or. Toluptnmo MAIN K) Sola Growers of ths CitebntiJ Toke Point Oysters An Fasten) Oytor TruniipUntetl mut grown on our bciW at TOKELAND, WASHINOTON "I'.NKtJl'Al.KD IN FLAVUK AND KitKSHNKSS" Cannery at South Bend, Wash. Wliolesalo Dealers in All Varieties of Nuthc Oybtera. ) 1 SALT LAKE CITY ! t USE Salt Air Extracts, Baking Powder, Spices and Coffees ARIi THE BEST OR MONEY BACK Salt Lako OoffooA Sptoo Mills 8ALTLAKF, UTAH LEAVER DRUG CO. Prescription Druggists Cor. Third 'et iintl Pouth Temple. Tele phone lBD'J. Salt Lake City, Utah. FARGO, N. D. MARSH & BALL, Livery Sale nnd Boarding Heavy Draft and Tint) Driving IIorreH for Sale. HoarHen, HnukH and Carriages Onn. l'oHtolllci'. Toluiihono Call 13". FARCIO, N. I). JOHN MONSON TRUNK A1ANUFACTURER ainjilo TrtinkH and Canes miulo to or der., KfpuiriiiK (lono proiuptly. Old TrniiltH Taken in Kxeliance. K'ny your triinkH where they niaku them and nave your money. Telephone 774, 014 I'ront Street. FARGO, N. D. T. E. YERXA PARGO, N. D. Staple & Fancy Groceries Fruits and Cigars. Opposite IN. P. Depot Green & Eggeri First-Glass Butchers I Packers Ths Best Market In the City IliKlicHt PrlreH Tnid for ' All Kindri of Live Stock FARGO NORTH DAKOTA West Oakland Bank AND TRUST COMPANY OFFICKIIH- CIIAH. M. WII.I.AItl). I'reMdent. M. K. DAUOIIKKTY, lit Vice I'ren. K. C. I1AIIN. 2nd Vice l'ren. V. UWINEH, fiwhler. No. 1788 Seventh Street, OAKLAND. CAL. WHEN YOU GET DISGUSTED WITH POOR WORK, RING UP SACRAMENTO LAUNDRY BOTH PHONES "104" Promptness is the essence of all good business; lack of it the cause of many failures. W. H. BROTT, Mgr. Sacramento, Cal, ORIENT INSURANCE CO. OP HAIJTI'OBD Place your insurance with lohn P. Sharkey, Agent. Telephone Main 180. 701 Cham ber of Commerce, Portland, Oregon. 1J As well ISj of khe ! iJn3i wor 1 tffiyig fashion M H 11 Everybody I tvrrtuotr icr (TUT.MH.M I TKOJJAMHBRtWINGOOStP.j : OMAHA NEBRASKA , W T DlttNK Storz Blue Ribbon A Beer of Superior Excellence Brewed and Bottled only by Storz Brewing Co. PHONE J260 OA1AHA, NEBRASKA OMAHA TRANSFER CO. Ii tho only excttiMve Iiokrako line In Omaha and tho only 0110 rccoKiilieil hy the rnllroxti. Commercial mut thcnlrlcnl IhiMiicks a ape clftlty. City rates the lowest. Giro Your Chock to Ow Ammnt On Trmlnm or At Drnpot. I3t4 Howard Street ASK FOR KRUG The lleer you HUtt. Apuncii'H in all Western Cities anil Towiih. FRED KRUG BREWERY CO. OMAHA, NEB. to w:ttiik mmms to eat and prink ALWAYS OltDKlt' ADVO Which Means the Best Quality McCORD BRADY CO. Omaha, Neb PAXTOH IND GALLAGHER GO. Importers, Coffee Roasters and Jobbing Grocers Oldest Jobbing Grocers in the Test. Es tablished 1863-1904. Special attention given to mall orders. Omaha, Neb. Union Transfer Co. IhiKiMjio I.tored 11 vo Days) l'roo llairage, I'rtde,ht and Furniture Moving Prompt Attention to All Orderu I'liono Main I'll 131 N. Sixth St. PORTLAND, ORE. rass-asas-asas seaase-: ICE "OlCATCS -. ormj.in g SPOKANE PORTLAND BSaSaSSS 2ESSE&E&Z& RAMBLER AND PIERCE BICYCLES Ballou & Wright ( Whnteiale nnd Hetn.ll BICYCLE SUNDRIES Automobile Supplies and Tires Sporting Goods and Cutlery 86 Sixth Street PORTLAND, OREGON 8 2Jd I As AsssssllsssHslsssssssslH&sl The Portland Machinery Co. ENGINEERS MACHINERY MERCHANTS 62-64 first St. PortUnd, Oregon e-iMmiiwtfi-.MMiii.mrtr.tiHmg,