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Catarrh
Invites Consumption
It weakens the dcllcato lung tissues,
deranges the digcstivo organs, and
breaks down the general health.
It often causes licadnclio and dizzi
ness, Itnpolrs tho tnsto, smoll and
hearing, nml affects tho voice.
Being n constitutional discaso It re
quires a constitutional remedy.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Radically and permanently cures ca
tarrh of tho nose, throat, stomach,
bowels, and moro dcllcato organs.
Read tho testimonials.
No substitute for Hood's acta like
Hood's. Bo suro to got Hood's.
" I wm troubled with catarrh 20 years.
BecltiR statements of cures by Hood's Sar
saparilla resolred to try It. Four bottles
entirely cured rae." William Siumman,
1030 0th 8t Milwaukee, Wis.
Hood's Onrsaparllla promise te
ur and keep the promise.
Ktlqnntto In Mexico.
William licadln, United States con
sttlnr agent at 1'ucblu, Mexico, writes
in a recent report:
"It requires temerity and no Binall
amount of nclf-coulldcnco on tho part
of an Immigrant to Inviulo many of tho
communltlcM of Mexico. Tho man, how
ever, who comes from tho United
fitutes dares enter anywhere and feels
that ho should bo received as mi hon
ored guest This, howuvcr, Is tho lund
of mauaua to-morrow not for pur
poses of proscrastlnatlon, as many er
roneously suppose, but to learn who
you Ate, whut's your business, and
which Is the path of Interest and gain.
"A stranger might easily bo ostra
cized, Isolated and debarred upon com
ing among such communities If, owing
to his habits, his life, or some idiosyn
crasy of manner, ho fulled to come In
touch with them, to gain their conll-
donee, and to sccuro their kindly Hyni
patliles. A good letter on Introduction
from some near friend of theirs, which
peaks you fair, Is of great value, ac
credits at once nud obliterates mauaua.
"The newcomer makes all advances.
Madam Caldcron do la Huron, tho wlfo
of the Mlulstor of Hpaln to Mexico,
wrltest 'There in ono plcco of ctlipictto
entirely Mexican, nor can I lmaglno
whence derived, by which it Is ordain
ed that all now arrivals, whatever
their rank, foreign ministers not ex
cepted, must, in solemn print, gtvo no
tice to every fu tally of any considera
tion in tho capital that they havo ar
rived, and put themselves and their
homes at the disposition of tho resi
dents, falling in which cthpictto tho
nowly arrived family will remain uu
noticed and unknown."
neat In the World.
Cream, Ark., Nov. 7 (Special) After
eighteen months suffering (torn Kpilup
y, Backacho and Kidney Complaint,
Mr. W. II. Htnith of this placo is a
well man again and those wtio havo
watched his leturu to health unhesi
tatingly give all the credit to Dodd's
Kidney Tills. ' In an interview regard
lug his euro, Mr, Smith says:
"I had boon low lor eighteen mouths
with my back and kidneys and also
Kpllepsy. I had taken everything I
knew of and nothing Doomed to do mo
any good till a friend of initio got me
to send for Dodd's Kidney Tills. I
find that they are the greatest medi
cine in the world, for .now I am nhlo to
work and am In fact as stout and
atroug as before I took Hick."
Dodd's Kidney Tills cure tho Kid
noys. Cured Kidneys cleanse tho
blood of all Impurities. Turo blood
weans good health.
Worthy of Kimilntlnn.
"SVIiat," asked tlia youth, "Is tho
cret of jour uui(Iuti mid content
stieut" "I manage to be Just deaf eunuch not
to hear iwm tliltiK nud blind enough
not to ic komo other," annnrercd th
Bugs.
Unbiased CrllloUm.
"What would you do, Nora," anked the
young Indy of the hotunmnhl, "If you
could play the piano tho same ni I doV"
"Sure, so' 01 wouldn't be afthor get
tin' ditrAjrag&l at all, at all," replied
Nora. "OIM knpe rolsht on larutu' till
01 could play ducently."
Wheeling, W. Va., May 38, 190J.
Sonic years ago while at work, I fell
over a truck and severely injured botli
of my shins. My blood became poisoned
as a result, ami the doctor told me I
would have ninnlug sores for life, and
that if they were healed tin the result
would be fatal. Under this discouraging
report I left off their treatment and re
sorted to the use of S. S. S. Its effects
were prompt and grutlfylug. It took
only a short while for the medicine to en
tirely cure up the sores, and I nut not
dead as the doctors intimated, tior have
the sorts ever broke out ngaiu. Some I a
years have elapsed since what I have de
scribed occurred. Having been 10 signally
benefitted by its use I can heartily lecom
sueud it as the one great blood purifier,
JOHN V. l'U.D13.
Care Schmulback Brewing Co.
Chronic sores start often from a pim
ple, scratch, bruise or boil, and while
alves, washes and powders are beneficial,
the unhealthy matter in the blood must
be driven out or the sore will continue
to cat and spread. S. S. S. reaches
these old sores through the blood, ie
moves all impurities oud polsous, builds
up the entire system and streugtheus
the circulation, S. 8. ti. is n blood
purifier and tonic combiued. Contains
no mineral wnai
ever but is guaran
teed purely veget
able. If you have
an old sore wtlte
us and our physi
cians will adviso
sH H a H r4ttlfli eMiat-tr
Book on diseases
of the Blood free.
Tin Swift Ssiollo Cesipisy, Atlanta, 6a,
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I BsaS Oon tyros, TwiM liooi bet
I (atlas eoldbrtirujuUt.
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"He comes of a distinguished fam
ily, I believe." "Yes. Ills people have
worn glasses for three generations."
Exchange.
"If you daro kiss mo ngaln I will call
papal" "I thought you said your fath
er was In California?" "Ho Is."
Houston I'oHt.
First Doctor Then wo dccldo not to
operate. Second Doctor Yes. What
do you think wo ought to chargo him
for deciding not to operate? Brooklyn
Life.
Lady I havo nothing to give you,
my poor man, but hoiiio cold Hiuinngos.
Knight of tho Itoad 'Sense me, mum,
but don't your sign say, "Bcwaro of
tho Dog'"
Clnrlndn You enn't keep a dog In
your new tint? Florlntla No, wo hud
to glvo I'ido away; but Frederick had
his dear little bark put lu our phono
graph. Cincinnati Commercial Trib
une A teacher was explaining to n little
girl how the treoH developed their
follago In tho Hprlngtliuo. "Oh, yes,"
said the little miss, "I understand; they
keep their summer clothes In their
trunks."
"Doctor," queried tho Inquisitive per
son, "do you bellovo that tho cigarette
habit causes weak minds?" "Not nec
essarily," replied tho M. I).; "as n rulo
it merely Indicates them." Chicago
Dally News.
"Whut'H thnt racket down there?"
shoutod tho old gentleman from the
head of tho ntnlrn. "I think," promptly
replied his up-todnto daughtor, "thnt
It was Bob dropping his volco when
ho proposed to me."
"Macintosh boimtn n good deal about
his family, doesn't ho?" "Yes, I think
ho claims that tho head of his family
was the original Macintosh that Noah
had with him during that rainy sea
son." Philadelphia Press.
Bridget Why, Master Tommy, whnt
ever Is tho matter? Tommy I'vu hurt
my hdiand In tho h-hot water, llrldget
Shuro, thin, it serves you right. You
should huvo felt tho water beforo you
put your hand In! Punch.
"What Is love?" asked tho sweet girl,
who waii looking for n chance to leap.
"Lovo," replied tho old bachelor, "la
a kind of Insanity that makes a man
call a two hundred pound femulo his
little turtlo dove." Chicago Nuwh.
Mrs. Muggins My husband Is 11 per
fect crank. Mrs. Btigghm All hus
bands are, my dear. Mr. Muggins
But fancy a man who complains that
my mustard planters are nut iih strong
ns those his mother used to maltul
Maud See this ring? Archie guvo
It to 1110 tho other evening. Ireuo
I thought I recognized It. You II llnd
it has a rough place Just under thu
sotting that will mnko your linger
sore. Oluclnunti Commercial Trillium.
A Junior student Cornell Univer
sity, In rendering an account to his
father of his last term's expenses, en
tered as an Item: "Charity, thirty dol
lars." Ills father wrote back: "I fear
that charity covers a multltudo of
sins."
"Do you think they'll be happy now
they'ro married?" "Well, I don't hco
why not They eat thu same kind of
breakfast food, take thu sumo brand
of dyspepsia tablets, and wear the
aamo make of hygienic underwear."
Town Topics.
"I Htippose, Senator," she said, "that
you try to keep lu touch with thu lliian
clal Interests of tho country." "If I
didn't, my dear girl, I'd huvo to cut
down my llvlu' expenses or practice
law 11 good deal harder than 1 do be
tween sessions." 12x.
A Ltltlo Busty: "The bride seemed
qulto nervous, didn't she;" remarked
tho first Chicago girl. "Nuturally." ro
piled thu other; "she's somewliat out
of practice. It's tho llrst time she's
been married since last year." Phila
delphia Public Ledger.
Visitor What a racket tho steam
italics clanking through tho plpesl Flat
Dweller (shivering) Yes. It reminds
me of ono of Shukspeuro's plays. Vis
itor Which "Tho Tompest?" Flat
Dweller No. "Much Ado About Noth.
Ing." Town ard Country.
A teacher lu an ICast Side school In
trying to explain tho meaning of the
word "slowly" Illustrated It by walk
ing across tho tloor. When ho asked
thu class to toll him how ho walked,
a boy at tho foot of the class Hhouted,
"How-legged, sir." I.lpplneott's.
"I lost my foot lu the war," said tho
tramp, "and I'm trying to raise enough
money to get out to California," "What
do you want to go to California for?"
asked tho woman at the door. "Oh,
l'vo heard that there tiro things which
grow a foot in a day out there." Yon
kcra Statesman,
Friend of tho Family I want to
glvo your husband a birthday present.
What do you think would please him
most? Mrs. Kutely Oh, u stickpin.
Ho says ho never has enough of them,
Friend What is his favorite stouol
Mrs. Kutely The emerald. (Hanging
up tho 'phono.) Isn't that lovely; I've
always wanted uu emerald pint De
troit Freo Press.
Scene: F.dltor's sanctum. Printer
(rushing lu excitedly) Hero's a go.
Johnson, tho murderer, .has Just been
found Innocent, and tho government
has telegraphed n paidon. We've got
tho whole account of the hanging bet
up, a Illustrations mid tho form
Is on wio press. lMltor (coolly) Don't
got excited, man. Put over the ne
count, In large capitals, "Johnson par
doned. Full account of what ho es
caped." Ills IteuoininoiiilutlotiN.
I think," said tho olllceseeker,
"that tuy work during tho cumpulju
should entitle mo to tin olllcc."
"What did you do?" usked the po
lltlcal boss,
"I 'also spoko' on a dozen or moro
(Ufferout occasions." Philadelphia
Pre.
Somehow, wo don't work up any
worry over the future career of a boy
whoso parouts uro too poor to send him
to college.
Opouings sometimes come to mcu and
oysters when least expected.
UNCLE SAMA Remedy That Hu
Such Endorsements Should
Be In Every Home."
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Election Returns That Interest AH Parties
A Nent lloiisokeopor.
Peddler I'm selling the now, patent,
bedroom lire escapes, light, portable,
quickly adjusted
Bllklns Don't want It. Wouldn't bo
of any use.
"Hut, sir, you may have a (Ire at any
time, and "
' Suppose we should? Suppose I should
buy that thing and take It homo. The
first tltno my wife went to setting things
to rights, she'd put that contrivance Into
some queer corner where It couldn't be
found in screntecn liAtirs,"
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jo; qttuoua Jlti.C op .v jo.C.uhi ot,r,
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Coiitlltloii vs. Theory
"Shny," began the loipiaelniis p.irty
who had lxen trying to assutnn morn
than his shuro of liquid trouble, "I've
(hie) got a tlio'ry 'bout (hie) whazzcr
matter "
"To the station house with your the
ory," interrupted the policeman, ns he
gnthered hint lu, "it's your conduct thut
confronts me."
Thu bonds of tint t'uiuppluo Islands
are quoted higher than British consols
Tenant I'nlnta ttio Ilnnso.
A mutt recently took a houso upon a
lenso lu a certain crescent In Loudon
without examining tho terms of his
ngrecuicut ns closely ns hu should. Af
ter a time tho landlord called upon
htm nud pointed out that ho was
bound to do all tho outsldo painting at
certain intervals. He protested, but it
was "so nominated In tho bond," and
Micro was no help for him. After a
good deal of thought ho hired tho
painters and directed them to paint
tho wholo of tho front of tho house
red, white nnd blue In stripes.
When It was finished tho neighbor
hood It was rather a fashtonnblo part
was up lu arms nud tho landlord
was frantic. Tho tenant politely ex
plained to him that thcro was nothing
In the agreement about tho color and
that red, whlto and blue, In stripes,
wns his favorlto combination, but ho
thought ho might, perhaps, bo hotter
pleased with tho painting of tho hack,
which ho proposed to color green, with
yellow spots.
Tho landlord, who well knew that
not another houso could ho let in tho
crescent If ho cnrrled out his threat,
nearly hnd n lit at tho Idea, and with-'
In n week tho tenant had a now lease,
lu which tho landlord undertook to do
all tho outsldo painting himself.
One-third of the laud surface ot the
globe Is covered with trees.
Mrs. L. C. Glover, Vice Pres. Milwaukee,
Wis., Business Woman's Association, is
another one of the million women who
have been restored to health by using
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
" Dear Miis. Pinkium: I was married for several years and no children
blessed my home. Tho doctor said I had a complication of female troubles
and I could not havo any children unless I could bo cured. He tried to cure
sue, but after experimenting for several months, my husband became die-
fusted, and oue ulght wlieu wo noticed a testimonial of a woman who had
een cured of similar troublo through the use of Lycllii E, Plnkliam s
Votfetftblo Compound, ho wont out and bought a bottle for roe. I usod
your modlciuo for three aud ono half mouths, improving steadily in health,
and in tweuty-two months a child camo. I cannot fully express the joy and
thankfulness that Is In. my heart. Our homo is a different place now, aa we
havo something to live for, and all tho credit is duo to Lydln E. Plnkliam s
Vetrutnblo Compound. Yours very sincerely, Mns. L. C. Olovkh, AH tlrova
St, Milwaukee, Wis." Vice President, Milwaukee lluslneaa Woman's Asa'n.
Women should not fftll to profit by tho oxporlonee of those tw
woimm ; JiiHt iih stindy ns tlioy woro cured of tho troubles eniinio
rnted In their letturH, just ho certainly will I.ydla K. Plnkham'a
youotnblo Ooiunnuud euro others who stirrer lrom woniu iroumes,
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An Indlnnn Lady Tolls of a "Wonderful Curot
" Deau Mns. PiNKii.VM : It Is a pleasure
for mo to write and tell what your wonderful
medicine has done for tuc. I was sick for
three years with change of life, and my
phyblcian thought a cancerous condition of
tho womb. During these three yeara I
suffered untold agony,
'I cannot find words In which' to ex
press my bad feelings. I did not expect to
ever seo another well day. I read some of the
testimonials reeomendlng your medicine and
deolded to write to you and give your treat
ment a trial.
Before I had taken half a bottle ol
fcydla E. Plnkham'a Vcf etoble Com
pound, I began to sleep. I have taken now
six bottles and am so well I can do all kinda
ot work." Mhs. Lizzii Boraxx, Salem, lad.
If fiAi-A ! ativfliltirr In vnnp naBM ahnilt wtilntt VA WOUld llkt)
special advice, writ freely to Mrs. Plnkliam. She cam surely help
you, for no person in America can speak from a wider experience
in treating fonmlo ills. Addrea la Lynn, Mass, ; her advice is free
and always helpful.
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tiiunutlon ot tlio ovurlos, Kidney trouoics, nervous oxcnaui uy,
nervotiH nrostrntiou : remember that It Is Lvrila E Pink
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