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Newspaper Page Textr- 5 Kn" ft W vl THE .NEW AttE. POUTL.AND, OREGON. ji-r WT,'W' . I I ( Humors Aro Impure matters which the skia, liter, kidneys and other organs caa ot take care of without help, there U each an accumulation of thorn. Thojr litter tho wholo system. Pimples, boils, eczema and other eruptions, loss of appetite, that tired feeling, bilious turns, fits of indiges tion, dull headaches and many other troubles aro duo to them. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Remove nil humors, ovcrcomo nil their effects, (strengthen, tono and invigoruto tho wholo system. "I had salt rlictim on my hands to thnt I could not ork. I took Hood's Snranpnrllla and It drorn out tho humor. I continued Its tiso till tho sores disappeared." Mas. Isa O. Diiohn, Ituinford Falls, Mu. Hood'o Snronpnrllln promlaoa to euro and koopa tho promise Titles of Doubtful Origin. Continental titles save of tho high est sort hnvo been viewed with sus picion In Uils country, but (hone of England hnvo been accepted with al most as Implicit faith ns Hunk of England notes Inspire. Yet tho her ald's coIIcko lately niado the remark ablo assertion Unit many persons arc using bogus titles In England and that otlicrs arc using titles to which they hnvo not established their claim and probably could not bring any satisfac tory proofs. And the editor of Dod's Peerage admits that there arc between ilfty-slx and sixty baronets whose claims would not bear too close scru tiny. For example, an ambitious nnd re tired business man named Smith may And In somo secluded part of tho country somo lands formerly owned by somo extinct family of Smiths who lind possessed a tlttc. Ho buys the property, quietly claims descent and coolly asmimes the title. In London such a course would probably bo ex posed, but In tho country peoplo nro less suspicious. Nor Is such Imposture, It seems, contrary to English law. It appears also that many of tho titles -which enjoy long standing were as sumed In some sue.li way, perhaps cen turies ago, nnd owe whatever validity they bavo to long use. A general scru tiny of English titles might ho n very painful thing. Springfield (Mass.) Re publican. Sure Cure at Last. Monticnllo, Miss., Oct. II (Rpeclnl) Lawronco county Is in nlmost daily rocolpt ot fresh ovldcnco thnt a miro euro for all KMnoy Troubles linn at last been found, and tliut euro is Dodd's Kldnoy Pills. Among thoso who bavo reason to bless tho Great American Kidney Hem ody is Mrs. I.. K. Ilnjrgott of this place. Mrs. llnggctt had Dropsy. Dodd's Kid tioy Pills cured iior. "1 wan troubled with my kidneys," Mia, llaggett savs in recommending Dodd' Kldnoy Pills to her friends, "my urlno would hardly pass. Tho doctors said I had Dropsy. I hnvo taken Dodd's Kidney Pills as d I rue ted and am now a well woman." Dodd's Kldnoy Pills euro tho kid neys. Cuied Kidneys strain all tho Impurities out of the blocd. This means puio blood and a sound energetic iMKly. Dodd's Kldnoy Pills aro the greatest touio the woild linn over known. Old Joka Trim. Tho old Jokes about tho antiquity of tho ballet girl hnvo gone out of fash ion, nnd It Is not likely that they will bo revived now thnt tho ballet has bo como so much less Important than It used to be. Tim show girls who llg tiro In contemporaneous musical pieces are, as n rule, too good-looking to ad mit of any Jokes on that subject. So tho reality of tho situations existing In some of tho comic opera choruses Is for that reason more Interesting. A fair member of one organization Is tho duugther of another. Mother nat urally occupies n somewhat Inconspic uous position In tho lino. Daughter, on tho other hand, Is right down In front In tho beauty row, She Is only It), so her relatlvo In tho company Is not so old as the relation suggests. In another company tho mother of one of the principals Is lu tho chorus. In n theatrical troupe that played hero last winter tho wife of the leading man used to bo tbo principal ludy super. Columbus, Ohio, May so, 1903. Six years ago I had a severe attack of Inflammatory Rheumatism. I was laid up in bed for six mouths, and the doctors I had did mo no good. They chauged med icines every week and nothing they pre scribed deemed to help me. Finally I be gan the use of S . S. S. Mykuce ami elbow loiuts were swollen terribly, and at one time my joints were so swollen and pain ful that I could not cloao them when opened. I was so bad that I could not move knee or foot. I wasgettlng discour aged, you may be sure, when I began S. S. 8., but as I saw it was helping me I contin ued It, and to-day I am a sound well man und hnvo ue cr had a return of tho disease. S. S. S. purified my blood and cured mo of this Bevcre case of Rheumatism after everything else had failed. I have rcc cbruntcuded it to others with good re cults. R. U. CllAVMAN. 1355 MU Vernon Ave. The poisonous acids that produce the in flammation and pain are absorbed iutotho blood and Rheumatism can never be con quered till these are neutralized and fil tered out of the blood and system. 8.S. 8. roes directly Into the circulation aud at. tacks the disease itself. It purifies aud re stores the blood to a healthv. vigorous tores the blood to a condition. It contains) sss condition. It contains no potash, alkali or otuer strong min erals, uui is guar anteed entirely vegetable, Write and our nbvsl. dan will advise without any charge whatever. Our bookoa Rhea is till seat free. 1 Iwtft tillWl f Attok, tii SSM Al .& ME. Let others praise the red, red roc, Whose haunting scent none may for ce!, lint al.iust anybody knows Phe npplo pie Is suiter yet. I.L-t others sbg the damsel fair Who thralls tlieni with bewitching art I5ut apple pie drives off my care And trlpi the highway to my heart. And If It's cold Kay one day old I want all of it I can hold! When apple pie Ins held the shelf I ntll it's cmil ami crisp and llrm, I'll est n whole big one myself And never murmur not a niurm'l Why, when' It's sliced It fairly smiles, And cluiekles when its honeyed juice In t tnt.tlizlng drip beguiles The ri-avl.igs thnt It has set loose. (), lr It's cold Say one dr,y old I want all of it I can hold! t flunk I'd give away my crown, Wero I a man of royal birth. 'IV "t, while holding upwlile down, The lit pleeo of It on this earth I Whj. every summer smile and song 1m held within an applu pie AinI that's the place where they belong, All peace and ibllrctnessl O my' When it Is cold Hiy one day old I wnrit all of It I ran hold! W. 1). Neshlt, lu Aluslee's. W-HrfrthW-lWHfrH-l- .1: THE BOUNDARY LINE. t: s5-M--H--H--:--t--MH"M--:--!--H- F AltMKUS Tnjlor and Hill ings, who had lived neighbors to each olbor for llftceii lotu years, bad always known that the lino fencu separating their farms was nbout 11 foot or two out of the wny, but they bad been too sensible to care who wns fa vol cd, It was a poor rail fence nt best, zig zagging across the pastilles like 11 tipsy mini going nlong, and the few Inches of soil lu dlsputu were over grown with thistles und blackberry Hushes. Things changed, however, when Ityder, the broker, and Sanders, tbo contractor, bought the two lnrins oerlooklng the bay lor summer cot tages. The services of 11 surveyor were called lu nnd each man stood on his rights. When the sun oyer found thnt the true lino took In eleven Inches luoru of tbo contractor's laud, the broker said that settled It. It didn't, however, Tho contractor sent n lawyer to the county sent to delve among the archives und llsh up rusty documents, determining to con tinue the light any number of years to prove that the surveyor was wrong. While the contractor was planning, as contractors will, the broker was acting, ns brokers do. lu the terms ot tbu Street, ho sold Mr. Saunders out and had closed Ills ncoiiut In plain English, he had that fenco moved over to give hlni the eleven Inches duo. Two days later tho eon tractor bud It moved back. It was moving time thereafter for (wo weeks. Five times lu nil wns thnt fence moved exnetly eleven Indies to tho west, und live times did It go back eleven Inches to tbo enst. Then tho movers rested, but only to get a better hold, While they were drawing their belts n notch tighter, two new actors ap peared on the scene. Ouo of these, wns a good-looking girl named Salllo Saun ders, only daughter of the contractor, mid the other wns n well-set-up young loan named Harold Ityder, only son of the broker. Young Ityder wns homo for bis rn cation, and Salllo Saunders bad come home because Vitssar had a vacation, too. Of course each one heard of Hint line fence befom they bad been home an hour, nnd of course each 0110 was loyal and Indignant. "As dad Is busy in Wall street. I'll just tuko this quarrel on my own shoulders," observed Harold, who was a member of 11 football team and Joyed In kicking down fences of every sort and kind. "When that scoundrel liiuls that ho has got mo to deul with distend of poor old dad, who Is for peace nt any price, there will bo no more moving, unless ho moves to wards the hospital," "It Is tho most outrageous thing I ever heard ofl" exclnlined the girl from Vnssnr when she had heard tho story. "I have always thought papa was a tighter, but It seems Hint he lias bowed his bead and been walked on without shedding a drop of .blood. Well, things will be different, now I am home, thank goodness!" Next day tho newcomers went out In tlow tho scene ot slntighter. As they didn't happen to go nt the same hour no one was killed or wounded. The fenco still rested on disputed ground, "Thnt fellow Saunders lias made his bluff and quit," observed young Ityder as be strolled back home. Kate waited tbreo days longer. Then Harold was told that the Saunders forces were skulking around, und he worked up his muscle and cut across lots for the fence. At almost the sumo moment Miss Salllo heard n rumor that "old Ryder's men" were going to give the fence a new boost, and shu clapped on her frilled suiibouuet and made tracks. She was not even armed with n bodkin when she arrived at tho scene of hostilities, and came face to face with a young man sitting on tbo teuco In dispute, ami putting away at u meerschaum. Shu bulled. Tbu young man stared, raised his hat, and htnmmcrcd: "Good good-morning. Are you look ing for somo one?" " Yes," was tho panting reply. "I heard that horrid Mr. Ityder wns going to moe our fenco again, and I I well, 1 Just won't allow It." "And I heard," said tho young man, who had the advantage of poaltlou, being on the top rail, "that that fel low Baunders, whoever he Is, was coming out here to tako things Into his own hauda, aud 1 want a chance at him aud his gang." "You said 'that fellow! " exclaimed Hiss Bailie, as -her eye flashed and her cheeks grew redder, "Aaa you mU that horrid Myderl' " TOWER IN LIAOYANG. WHERE 1HE MOST DESPERATE FIGHTING OCCURRED j 2t jSPsaJwaTaaeiajsBafijaaaaBf, jfc ahjb I V 'IjlLumjstV-liNl- !? VflK, iBwTl flwlfllili " pzi"vWitqii ik fM 1 . 'Ifer; " JP 'ntfoj The tower of I.lnoynng wns the center of tho most desperato fighting ever recorded In the history of the world. Hero for eight days tho bnttlo raged with 'JOO.OOO Russians determined to bold the Chliiexe stronghold. Tho tower Is outside the walls of the city and Is used for religious purposes. replied Harold, ns be slowly dropped off the fence. "Mr. Saunders Is my fnUicr!" "And Mr. Ryder Is mine!" They stood staling at each other for n moment, and then began to smile. The smile had become 11 good-unturcd laugh when Iliuold again lifted hU bnt und said: "Iteg pardon, Miss Saunders." "And I'm sure I also apologize, Mr. Ryder." "I did not know know " "Nor I, either." "And now that both of us do know,' let us both sit down and talk things over, Theie Is 11 dispute about cloven Inches of ground. I believe';" "So I have hoard. Your father con tends Hint It Is bis bind " "While your father nnturnlly con tends Hint It Is his. Very foolish, Miss Saunders very foolish, Tho land Isn't worth the cost of moving the fence over once. It seems as If I had seen j on nt one of our 'proms'" "Yes." "Wonder why I wasn't Introduced? Some fellows nro so stingy, don't you know!" And then they began to tnlk nbout college life nnd the theater nnd new Imoks, and tho line fencu zigzagged Its way forgotten. They had been talking for nil hour when tbo girl suddenly rose up with n laugh: "Dear me, but what will mother say? Shu will tlituk I bavo been mur dered on account of the fence." "Ob, yes, the fence," replied Harold, as ho scowled ot It. "Miss Saunders, I think wo should take tho fenco iiues tlon out of tho hands of our respective fathers." "Hut why " "Hccnuse I think wo enn settle It to our mutual satisfaction. You see, a fence Is neither a 'put' nor call,' nor jet n building lu courso of construc tion. It wants to be dealt with from an entirely different standpoint. I shall iisk my governor to turn tho matter over to me, and you ask your governor to do tho same, and " NUMBERS AND LOSSES IN THE WORLD'S BIG BATTLES MAiCATIION. 400 n. 0. Forces of tho Perslnti variously estimated from 110,000 to 500,000; Athenians a fifth as many. Persian dead, 0.-I00; Athenian. 102. Persians routed. TIIWRMOPYLH, 480 U. 0. Klnit I.eonldas of Sparta, with 5100 picked men, slain In hold Iiib a pass against Xerxes' nrmy of 2,000,000. Pl.ATIJA, 470 H. 0. 110,000 Greeks, Per sians far stronger. Oreek los, 1,300; Persian loss Incalculable, but estimated as lili'h as 100, 000. ARIim.A, .131 H. 0. Alexander the Great bad 47,000 men. Darlns force Is said to have been a million. Macedonian lost, 100; Persian, 1100,000. OANNAH. 210 H. C Ronnn lesion con fisted of 00.000; Hannibal's force R0.000. Ro man lost, SO, WW; Hannibal's, 0,000. PHARSAMA. 40 H. 0. Caesar had 20. 000; Pompey 40.000. Caesar's loss, 200; Pom pey's, 20,000. TOURS. 732 A. D. Moslem fores 80.000; Frank lab forco much smaller. Moslem loss, aO.OOO; Prankish loss, 1,000. HASTINGS, 1000. William of Normandy hud (10.000 m.n; King HaroM less. More than halt the Kngllsh and a fourth ot the French armies slain, I.NII'HIC. 11531. 10,000 men on each side. Imperlslist lost, 7,000; loss under Oustavus Adolphu. 2,700. HM1NHIJIM. 1704. Marlborough's "force, nO.000; French and Bavarians, 00,000. French loss. 40,000; MarllwrousU's, B.000. AUST1QRMT.. 1S0.V Alllos force, 84,000; French, 70,000. Ioss of allies, 35,000; French, 7.S00. WATlMtt.OO, 1S15. French force, 121,000; allies. 211.000. French loss, 31,000; that of allien 22 000, (UOTTYSUURO, 1803. Federal force, 82, 000; Confederates, 73,000. Federal loss, 23, 000; Confederate, 20,000. PLKVNA, 1877. Turkish force. 105.000; Russians, 200.000. Russian loss, 1S.O0O; Turk Uh loss, 15,000. HAHOWA, 1800. Saxon and Austrian force 210,000; Prusslau. 221,00. Auttrlau loss, 57,000; Prussian, 0,100. r mti w $ w IK B V- 2! "I certainly must go at once," she Interrupted. "And then I shall hope to have tin Invitation to call and wo will talk ,,d " Hut Snlllo had lied. Her going, however, did not affect 1 exults. The summer cottage, which wns 11 Joint wedding gift from two delighted fathers, stands squarely 011 the disputed territory. Iiidlaimpo.ls Sun. SWLDISII CHEMIST WHO IIAJ? MADE NOTAULL SOLAR DISCOVERIES I'llOK. A. H. AIIIIIIKML'H, , Prof. August Svnnto Arrhcnlus, who has announced Important discoveries In regard to tho sun's corona, Is n fa mous Swedish chemist, and Is lu this country invitation from several universities to deliver a series of ad dresses. Dr. Arrhenlus Is n professor in tho University of Stockholm, nnd last year was elected ns 0110 of tho Nobel prize winners. W - liiiiiirwSKw -Jlrfil bMbiiiiW " ..jt'BB V if The Body. Wo nro not boUierlng about what kind of a body wo are to have after the resurrection, but' about tho kind of body we have now. Rev. I. M. Holdcnnan, Baptist, New York City. Americanism. True Americanism means Individualism, and to be truly patriotic we must make the most of ourselves, morally, Intellectually and spiritually. Rev. T. S. Lcland, Meth odist, Victor, Col. , In Ills Image. Tho greatest honor God did to jmtu wns to imke him In Ills likeness, and the greatest dishonor mini can do to God Is to make God In tnnii's Image. Rev. F. F. Farrlngtoii, UnpUst, Pittsburg, Pa. The Right Way. Most of us know very well tho wny In which wo should go, and our moral perceptions of truth are quite ns clear as can bo expressed In any sermon. Rev, 13. A. linnley, Baptist, Cleveland, Ohio. Church Benefits Mankind. Tho church tends to lift men up nnd give them material prosperity. The morality Inculcated by the pulpit puts men In tho wny of business successes. Rev. B. B. Tyler, Disciple, Denver, Col. Always tho Same. Tho truth docs not chnngc It Is eternal and Immuta ble. The teachings of Jesus do not chnnge; they nro tliu same yesterday, todny nnd forever. Rev. Robert J. Burdette, Baptist, I-os Angeles, Oil. 13xtravngnnce. Tho innjorlty of young men with whom I have been acquainted lu the Inst twenty years were living so extravagantly that they dared not contemplnto marriage. Rev. h. A. Banks, Methodist, Now York City. The ladder of Christ. The rounds nro an essential part of n ladder, and wc aro coming 111010 and mote clearly to realize that all Christian uiiiulfcs tutlous nro substantially , ono with Christ Rev. W. F. Bnlnbrldgo, Con- gregatloiiallst, Nuw York City. The Right to 13x1st. No child has n right to exist unless thero Is n pros pect of its possessing a good bodily constitution, and being well cared for by Its parents until capable of earning Its livelihood. Rev. .J. I,. Scuddor, CongregnUonnllst, Jersey City, N. J. Recreation. Tho physical, mental nnd moral forces cannot always bo on a strain. Recreation means to recreate, nnd when rccticrutcd thoso forces aro better able to perform their respectlvo functions. Rev. George Scholl, Dutch Reformed, Baltlmoie, Md. Tho Orthodox Half. Neither tyrant nor fuunHc e'vor conceived a more dia bolical scheino'tlian that of the ortho dox "hell." If tho Supreme Being tor tures unbcllovcrs with unquenchable tiro, then Nero wns but n fceblo Imi tator of His. Rov. l W. Taylor, Unl vcrsallst, Brooklyn, ,N. Y. I'3conomy of Grnce. Christianity Is Hint dlvluo economy of graco which makes a fully developed man with deep convictions and who realizes Hint U10 business of life Is to live, fropi a dlvino ideal, a practical llfo of useful ness In tho world. Rov, T. A. King, Swcdcnborglan, Cleveland, Ohjo, Satan. Satan Is not n dovll. Ho is tho God-sent adversary for trying und strengthening of a great moral nnture. Christ's temptation Is natural and nor mal. His experience Is universal ex perience. In this Ho was 'the great tjpo of-us all. Rev. N. M. Waters, Congregntlounllst, 'Brooklyn, N. Y. Truo Happiness. The ambition for success la creditable But It Is fre quently forgotten that tho term Is 11 relative otic. Many degrees ot it nie not nttnluablo by all, nor are they es sential to felicity. True happiness con slsts In acquisition nnd not In posses sion, Rev. A, II, Studebaker, Episco palian, Baltimore, Mil. Modern Science. There nro n great many who fear to let their minds run out in the direction ot modern science lest Uiey couio upon n stumbling block to falUi. 1 feel Hiiro Unit tho largest truth of God will bo amplified in the progress and learning of tho day. Bishop D. A. Goodaell, Methodist, South Norwnlk, Conn. Levels of Truth. Truth bus varying levels of revolution Ilka ascending steps each 0110 equally needful nnd important in Its plnce, and each reach ing up to higher reaches of knowledge. Nature bears Its own testimony to eternal truth, nnd through nature we nro led to nature's end. Rev. A, A. Ross, Christian Scientist, Denver, Col. Spiritual Worth, Your friends may flatter you and tell you you aro tlno aud uoble and great. Your admirers may say you aro successful. But you and I know that our true Judgment is not to be found there. Wo must not take theao noisy voices to bo tho voices of final worth. No, every man, every home, overy commuiilty, every nation has Its ultlmato Judge In the spiritual. Rev, L. M. Clark, Presby terlau, Brooklyn, N. Y. Decision. Decision of character Is a prliuo element of success. It Is In dispensable In nil departments of la bor. An undecided innn accomplishes uotlilng. This principle holds lu the realm of spiritual truth. In whatever way spiritual truth has been communi cated to man, God always reasons with him from principles which nro universally recognized and applied lu the natural world. Rev. T. S. Samp son, Baptist, Philadelphia, Pa. Keul Vritnuitutf. The Chicago mau Svas about to start for St Louis. "I'd like to get myself In trim," he remarked; "I want to take In the 'Pike " "Oh, you dou't have to get yourself in trim," replied the St Louts mam "you'll get trimmed enough when you get there," When a girl has a girl visitor with all kinds of glad clothes, the parade on the main street begins earlier, and eTra wore circuitous route. m aari t ' jvj t-" ifjtAi --'..12 iaMrMMPBBBBW p'aaaTJi 1 1 s-jiv K'v. w.iVfr i 49 s.!a9njaaaaav VaaLaBnia3IW 4JaaarS4 )Jllllaaaaak. Aaalaaaaaaaf - "z 1 m vy hIx wtulI aaaa' r V- aaav I Miss JNellie Holmes, treasurer 01 inca Youncr Woman's Temperance Association of Buffalo, N. Y strongly advises all suf fering women to rely, as she did, upon Lydia E. Pinfdiamfs Vegetable Compound. "DBAn Mni. ritfrcruii: Your mcdlclno in indeed an ideal woman's medicine, and by far tbo best I know to restore lost health and strength. I Bitffored misery for several years, bolnrr troubled with menorrhogln. My back ached, I had bcarlnjr-down pains and frequent headaches. I would often wako from restful Bleep, and in uuch pain that I Buffered for bourn boforo I could go to Bleop again. I dreaded tho long; nights na much as tho weary days. I consulted two different physicians, hoping to get relief, but, finding1 that their mcdlclno did not necm to euro me, 1 tried your Vegetable Compound on tho recommendation of a friend from tho I3nst who was visiting mo. " I am glad that I followed her advice, for every acho and nam is gone, nnd not only this, but my general health is much Improved. I bavo a flno nppetlto and bavo gained in llesh. My earnest advice to suffering women la to put away all other tnedlcinea nnd to tako Lyillsv 13. IMiikliiun'A Vct?o tnblo Compound."-' Mies Nkli.ii: Uoiaius, 510 No. Division St., Buffalo, N. Y. Hiss Irene Crosby, prominent in Social Life in East Savanah, Ga., adds her testimonial to the value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Itomcmbor thnt ovory woman Is cordially Invited to wrlto to Sirs, rinkham If thero Is anything nbout her case or symptoms siio docs not understand. Mrs. Pinkham's address Is Lynn, Mass. Her advlco Is free, und is cheerfully given to any ailing woman who asks for it. $5000 FOUFKIT lr wsesnnot forthwith prodaes th orlilnsl lettsn tad ilfnstarst of stwve Uslfnionlslt, which Will pror their aUoluta gaaulntnesa. LjdU E. l'lukbatn M4. Co., Zomo, Mass New York's Olasalo Cities. New York Stato Is full of cities and towns of classic nomenclature. Thero must hnvo been a wave of flraeco Boniiiu lore when the christening of municipalities took place, with a by product of Aslaiilsin ns n seasoning. Thero nre such names ns Home, Troy, Athens, Cairo, Syracuse, Ithncn, Spnrtn, Italy, Greece, Egypt. Tyro, Memphis, Venice, Florence, Corinth, Parma, Milan, Nnples, Hector, Ovid, Delhi, Delphi, Dlnnn. Paris, Pompey, Ilion, Palmyrn, Palermo, Marathon, Mycenne, Nnpoll, Nineveh, Ilabylon, Ilomulus, Slloam, Smyrna, Utlca, Vir gil, Homer, Cicero, Ceres, etc. Motheri will and Mn. Wltulow'i Boothlnc Bjrup tbo bett remedy to use (or their children during the teething period. Iteretllty. Dinks SpenkbiR of heredity, do you remember Forrester, who bought some wild land and turuetl it into a farm? Winks Ycsj lie was tho Inventor of a very effective stump puller. , liluks Just so. Well, his son Is a tery successful dentist. State or Ohio, City or Toledo, l .. 1,uch county, J " Frank J. I iii:.m.y juaVcs oath that he li senior vrmer ot iho tlnuot V. J. (Iiikskv A Co., dohiK buktne.a in tbo City otTnledo, Coun ty suit bUte sfurenaUl, and that (aid firm will pay theiumotONK liUM)l(KI) IIOLLAKS tnr each and every case ot Cataiiiiii that cannot be cured by the uie o( Hall's Catahuii O'ue. . v. FIIA.NK J. ClfKNEY. Sworn to before me and lubacrtbed in my pretence, this 6lh day ot December, A. 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