it? . i If? p TOPICS OF THE TIMES. A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER E8TINQ ITEM8. Cotatnanta and CrltlcUmsj Bud Upon the Happanln of the Dr-Hlators cat and Maws Not. It Is always wrier to wp ovr a prodigal than It la to welcome him. A woman's favorite writer la a hus band who Is capablo of writing checks. t It la because a man doesn't know a .woman that bo asks her to marry him. The scarcity of 1801 dollars Illus trates how little change a century has wrought Most people who think they are do wiring othora only succeed In deceiv ing themselves. It would bo something of a calamity if one of those floating mines should strike the sea serpent The man who has found a lost Wag ner score In Germany affords another Instance of pernicious activity. Another death from the shutting of a folding bed! Why don't some folk read the newspapers and profit accord ingly t ' ' A fond mother may consider her son tho flower of the family and tho neighbors may consider him a bloom ing Idiot Merely from neighborly curiosity Unole 8am would llko to know what Uracil expects to do with the big navy It U building. The king of Denmark baa a fine col lection of birds' eggs worth about 7S, 000. The king must have climbed hundreds of trees. The enterprising tobacconist may make a hit by pushing the brand of cigars that President Uoosevelt would moke if he smoked at all. The preparedness of tho Japanese is well Illustrated in tho special gun they Invented to moot tho peculiar fighting tactics of the Cossacks. Under the latest Hupreme Court do dslon railroads kill employes with Im punity, so long as they are not exe cuted by direct order of the manager or president A Japanese postcard has been pub lished showing a Russian admiral standing on the beach In diver's cos tume with the Inscription, "Going down to review the fleet" The strenuous sloshing round of Karse Henry of and concerning Jour sals and Journalism comes mighty near entitling him to be designated the Mr. Wlggs of the Newspaper Patch. A church In Pennsylvania Is almost disrupted because the women of tho congregation proposed serving deviled eggs and angel cake at a sociable. There's something, after all, In a name. A Mew York woman who was worth 970,000 died the other day and loft bor husband only B because he hadn't kissed her for nearly seven years. Per mitting the hoart to grow cold doesn't always pay. Secretary Hay says that if the press of tho world should adopt the high resolve that war should bo no more, the clamor of arras would ccaso. It might; but tho newspapor men would have to fight an indignant public de manding supprosied dispatches, and In uch a fight gatllng guns are not avail able. The national hymn of Cblua Is so long that It requires about half a day to sing It No forelgnor ever deslros to hsar It sung the second tlmo. A German, who once listened to It, said, "Too much of that Is plenty." Dy the time the Cblnoeo gets bis hymu well ung be finds the forolgner begins thundering at the gates of Poking If the foreigners loft any gates last time. Each year sees a decroass in the number of agriculturists that reach tho TJulted States and a marked Increase In tho less doslrabls classes from southern Europe, who settle in the largo cities, adding to the troubles of those already there. The officials are powerless to prevent tills practice, which Is rapidly assuming alarming proportions, but the time Is not far dis tant when steps will have to be taken to regulate the traffic. Whether this (will be through tho medium of uni form citizenship lawa lu the various States and a mutual agreement as to supervision of allena remains to be ten. Athletes are In danger. So says the American Medical Association. They are threatened with artorlos-clerosls a big word which names a formidable disease. The ovorstraln of physical exercise the cluder path, tho bnso ball diamond, the football field the the aters of strenuous life, causo tho dis ease. The doctors say the ailment In having an alarming growth. And It Is incurable. Its symptoms are a stif fening and deterioration of tho ar teries, causing premature old age and a sorious affection of the heart. It Is declared that many young college ath letes ari to-day as docreplt as their grandfathers wore at 70 years of ago. This Is not a now objection to ath letics, but a warning which ought to te heeded by college authorities aud tralnors. Athletics like everything else should be tomnernte. It Is not only a popular feature of college life, but usoful In the development of physi cal manhood. Hut there Is a limit. If the tralnor permits his mon to yn beyond the limit into overstrain the (means may defeat the very purpoHo tor which they were Instituted. Sir Jas. Crlchton-llrowno, the emi nent English authority ou mental and uervous diseases, boa aligned himself with those who havo long demanded that the marriage certificate be made accompanied by a medical certiflcato of physical and mental fitness for the marriage relation. This Is no new proposition In this country. It Is not -witiuuit racaynlUop lu the sytjut.es of some of tho States. In practically all the States Insanity Is a ground for divorce, though in fow of them Is It In Its milder forms a bar to marriage. Sir James contends that a largo part of the mental and moral degeneracy of vast classes in tho groat cities, par ticularly London, where he especially observed, is due to marriage of the unfit Insanity, epilepsy and weak mlndednoss he declares to bo in most cases inherited. Tho army of the in sane has boen crcntod, he contends, by improper marrlagos, that the law should prevent Thero can bo no doubt that society owes Itself hotter pro tective measures. It is the common thing to hear drunkenness, crlmo and poverty, as woll as mental and physi cal weaknesses, accounted for on the ground of heredity. If there is noth ing In this commonly accepted theory It is time mankind were finding it out If it is true, It Is time mankind wero doing something decisive to provent the perpetuation of the worst that is in the species. How the South grows I By leaps and bounds its commerce broadons until it has become a factor everywhere. Since 1830 tho population of the South has Increased about 00 per cent tho while Its manufactured products have increased 261 per cent, which is dovel opmont extraordinary. Railroad mileage has Increased 101 per cent and tho pro duction of pig iron 781 per cent In the coal industry alone the output brm Jumped since 1830 from $0,000 annual ly to $02,000,000. It is not necessary to quote figures beyond those already given. The development has been steady in all linos, and has been as marked In matters municipal and civic as it has been In tho growing of cotton and corn. Time was when a Southern city was known by Its peculiar types of architecture. Now the skyscraper has come to stay. The mule no longer hauls the street car, for electricity has been found as valuable an aid to prog ress In Georgia as in Massachusetts. Whatever is good enough for the East has been found none too good for the Inhabitants of that vast territory that ends with the coast of Florida. Money is plentiful. Tho South is Just learn ing that alio has a gold mine In her sunshlno, and tho North gladly sends hor uncounted millions for her fruits and vegetables. Kortunos are made every year In truck farming, and there are still larger fortunes to be made, for the markot for this kind of prod uce is limitless, and tho sclonce of getting more and moro out of the land is becoming a matt or of common knowledge. The development of tho great West mado tho United States the richest nation on tho globe. The de velopment of the South, carried out on the present linos of progression, will put this country beyond dream of com petition. MICROBES AND MONEY. W Mmt Have Money, Evtn wit Microbe on It. The fear of contagion from disease microbes which our ancestors never felt becauso 'Ignorance was bllse" to them seems to be putting its ban upon one thing after another, says the Chi cago Tribune. One may not Indulge longer In clams, oysters, watercress, spinach, lettuce, shaving, kissing, pub lic library books, feather dusters, and numerous everyday necessities with out taking antiseptic precautions. Now comes a chemist at Washington who has found a greonback which was the favorlto resort of 144 different kinds of the dlsenso microbes. Startled by the announcement some brokers al ready aro moving to protoct cashiers and tellers by disinfecting all currency. Ono Huston chomlst has 'suggested the placing of cotton wasto, saturated with formaldehyde, In the safe or money drawer, aud another the pouring of a spoonful of It lu a vault each night which boards of health sny will destroy millions of germs. Borne bank ers aro inclined to sniff at the pre cautious. They rightly affirm that the mlcrobo, though a comparatively now discovery, Is as old as time; that paper money Is nearly us old as tlmo; that cashlors and tollers hae been handling the microbe and the currency without destroying tho ono or storlllclng the other, and that they wero healthy Hnd long-lived, even though they directly exposed tlioiusolves by putting their fingers to their lips wlion counting money, which cashiers und tellers no longer do. Tho microbe and money matter, If It should occasion any widespread ap prehension of contagion, will make life much harder than It Is now. Wo must have money, even with microbes on It and cannot stop to inquire who bad It last or through how many pockets It has passed, gathering now styles of microbes at every remove. If the mlcrobea would conflno themselves to 11,000 bills It would not be so bad, because they do not circulate so freo ly aa fives do, but the mlcrobo Is no respector of bills. Tho microbe might have some difficulty In finding the $1,000 bills, but it can find dollar bills with ease, and they are softer and moro bomellko than tho others. KAflKS MAKING A TIRE. WATC1IINO. roil A FLAUE. The natives of South Africa still build their fires in tho prlmltho way of revolving u stick botwoen tho palms, the friction on tho horlioutal stick, held on tho ground, being so great n to produco a flame. Not Doing lu "Ho left numerous relatives to mourn his death," "Well, ho might as well huvo taken them with liliu; they'ro not carrying out Instructions," New Orleans Times-Democrat Ono good thing about tho projecting hats the women wear they can't get their faces near enough together to kiss. We "11 huvo lossous euough, but they aro not burned In. I ' SPOKANE I . D. BUCHANAN Funeral Furnishings Embalming and shipping a specialty aiollhcrsldo Ave. Tel. Main fiftl BPOKANK WABII D UFKENBK BUFKKT 2IS Howard Street, l'hone Main 69. HPOKANE, WASHINGTON Cascade Steam Laundry Goods Called for and Deliv ered to Any Part of the City Phone Main 286. 911 Bridge Ave. SPOKANE WASHINGTON SPOKANE DRUG CO. Wholesale Drugs The Only Exclusive Wholesale Drug House in the State. SPOKANE, WASH. Diamond Ice and Fuel Co. ICE, WOOD AND COAL. 120 Madison Street, SPOKANE, WASH. 'fVfVSVVVsV''VVaVaV Wholesale and Retail BREAD, ICE CREAM, PASTRY SENGFELDER'S Salesroom and Office S. 11 Howard Street Factory S. 207 to 213 Washington Street Phone Main 306 We ship everywhere and anywhere Spokane Bakery Oo esveffv,-fvsvsVfVVf B. L. GORDON & COMPANY WMOL.IESAL.13 QROCERS SPOKANE, - - WASH. COKNKK MILL AND K. K. Ifor Fine, Up to Date Men's Fur nibhings, go to Youle Bros. MEN'S FURNISHERS Telephone Main 1800 508 Riverside Ave. Spokane, Wash. I IDAHO ADVERTISING I Peasley Transfer Co. Freight, Baggage, Furniture Moving, Storage fhoues;j oojMainbt. HOISK, IDAHO Lewiston Furniture and Undertaking Co. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Furniture, Carpets, Rugs, Lace Curtains, Portiers, Window Shades Linoleums, Couches, Iron Heds, Undertaking. Telephone 82,1. I. O. O. F. Building, E. Main St. LEWISTON, IDAHO The Raymond Lewiston, Idaho Is being improved In every way possible. The leading hotel In the city. Commercial trade our specialty. THE NEW AGE. POHTL.AND, lUAHUAUVLHIIdllNb: I HE CA8U OllOCEltY. a T. Round, Proprietor Staple and Faner Groceries, Wins Staple and Faner Oroecrlei, and Liquors for f ainllr Use. XX) North Twelfth Et., cor. Kearney Phone Hood 214 Portland, Os QTATK BANK OF IDAHO. Walicr, Idaho. CAPITAL, $50,000. Edward Shatnvrald, Chat. J. Selwjn, Prtildent. CasHlar, Alto hai a branch at Cambridge, Idaho. The rcoplt'i Dank. Solicits your business. DIIUNZELL'B EXCHANGE J. U. unUNZELL A CO., Troys. Cholceit Qualities of Vine, Liquors and Ogees A Flrit Class Iteiert NAMFA 1DAHC E. E. SMITH J. 0. BMITH COSMOPOLITAN BAR f MIIII 11 KOI , Pro pi. Tint Wines, Liquors and Clgaia. Opp. New Depot MAMPA, IDAHO C. W. Mooro, Prci. Geo. F.Rodwajr, Cashier Peter Bonus, V-l'res, It. K. McAfee, Asat, FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF IDAHO CANTAI, 8TOCK IIOO.OOS surplus and pnoma 110,000 DIRECTORS Pans Bomu C. W. ifooas ClIASOa HlMIUID LXOMABO LO0AM M. X. McCabty DOISB, IDAHO) BANKOFNAMPA,Ltd. CAPITAL STOCK $50,000.0 KstablUhed 1M. Dewey Palaos .Hotel Bid'. rnr.D O. MOCK, rrsaldsat t. 1. CON ROY, Vlee-Prealdeat C. H. HICKEY, Cuhler FRANK JKNKINBOH, Aaa't Caafcfar NAMPA, IDAHO Boise Transfer S Storage Go. K. M. Bell Phone A-10 Ind. Phone 19 Llfhtsnd ksavy feaollag. Cce signminU ef frtlfht left las sor charge will rccsiv sosop4 atten tion. Storage at rsaaonabls rales. Sec that yeu give your baggage to Boise Transfer & Storage Go. South Tenth Street, J. K08K.NIIUBQ AltUHUR A. COHN Pocatello Mercantile Company WHOLESALE Wine, Liquor AND Cigar Merchants.. Pocatello, Idaho Drink Old rort Hall Whisker Smoke Senator Shoup Cigars J. A. Murray, I'mfJent. 0. W. St.ri.Jrod, Vice treldsnt ( Wn, A.Anthee, Cashier I. N. Anthea, A.it. Caahler THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Pocutello. IUuiio. POCATELLO, IDAHO E. D. HARRISON THE JEWELER Watches, Diamonds, Silverware nml Novelties. Watchmukor and Jeweler, Watch Inspector O. S. L. 11. R., Pocu tello, Idaho. Kino Wntch Repairing a Specialty. Eyia TeBted Free. POCATELLO, IDAHO Mallory & Lydon Livery, Feed aud Sale Stable C and Fourth Sts. Lewiston, Idaho Celt. Answered Day or Night Phone 371 White Front Livery AND CAB STABLES Blnoard, Fountain & Randall, rropra. LKWISTON, IDAHO Lewiston Steam Laundry 94 Third St. Telephone 2041 CN H. Schroeder, Manager Satisaction Guaranteed. Work returaM same uay wuwi wiumu, OREGON. ItT KAII. AND WATKlt, THE SIGH OF THE, BEST 3 OVERLANB TRAINS DAILY 3 The North Coast Limited ELECTRIC LIGHTS, ELECTRIC FANS, STEAM HEATED, SOLID VESTIBULED In fact an iip-to-diito train, und tho beauty of it all is the fact that It iloea not cont yon any more to travel on tliiw train than it iIoch on any other. Try it nml your verilict will be, it la tho Crack Train of Them All A. D. CHARLTON. Assistant General Passenger Agent, 355 Morrison St., cor. Third, Portland, Oregon. Double-Track Railway between the Missouri River and Chicago The Chicago-Portland Special, the most luxurious train in the world. Drawing-room sleeping cars, dining car, buffet smoking and library car (barber and bath). Less than three days Portland to Chicago. TWO Through Trains to Chicago are operated daily via the Oregon Railroad & Navigation Company. Oregon Short Line RaiU road, Union Pacific Railroad and Chicago & NorthAVestern Railway to Chicago from Portland and points ir. Oregon. Dallr and personally conducted ex .urslons In 1'ullmin tourist sleeping srsliom I'ortUnd, Los Angeles ana San Francisco, through to Chicago without change. R.R.niTcmn. Ctm I Agt . 61 r Htk S, bANl'KANCISCO.CAL. A.G.DARKFR, Oa I AtU 151TW1J St, 1'OSTLAND.Om. Chicago & NorthiWestern Ry. LOW EXCURSION RATES EAST The Northern Pacific Railway Company will continue to sell very low excursion tickets to the East and to the World's Fair at St. Louis in June to October inclusive, and all tickets will be good on the "NORTH COAST LIMITED" train as well as on their other two daily trains. If you are planning a trip East this year or to the Fair, full information can be had as to dates of sale, rates, routes, etc., by calling on or addressing A. D. CHARLTON; Assistant General Passenger Await 255Morrlson Street, corner Third, PORTLAND, OREGON 1IY UAH. AMIWATKH. "As the Crow Flies" The shortest line between Mln ncKll, St. l'mil nml Clilej?o is rjAJj'ii.m the route of the fnuioua North western Limited The Troln for Comfort" Every night in the year Ileforc Marltniron a trip-no matter uhere urlto for IntoriMltiir Informa tion about comforlnlilo lrnvllliK It. I.. BISI.KIt. flcn'l Agent. 132 1 hlnl Street, i'ortlnml, Oregon. t. w. tkahdam:, General rauenner Agent, M. I'lUtl.Mltltl. D ELIGIITFUL KOUTE AYI.1G11T HIDE VSAY CKAGS EEP CANONS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY Seo Nature, in all her glorious beauty, nml then the nemo of man's handiwork. Tho first is found nloiiK tho lino of tho Denver &. Rio Grande Railroad, tho latter nt tho St. Louis World's Fair. Your trip will bo ono of pleasure mako tho most of it. For information and illustrntcd literature writo V. C. McBRIDE, General Agpnt PORTLAND, OREQON SHAVER TRANSPORTATION CO. STEAMER GEO. W. SHAVER, Will Icate Portland, foot nl Washington St.. Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday evening at 4 o'clock, lor hauvlcs island, Ht. Helens, Caples, IHer Island, .Marlins, Kalama, Nccr City, Kanler, .Ml. Collin, Mager, Htclla, Oak l'oint, Krreinatis, Mauianlllo.tTatskanlu aud all way landing. Jr jHHfcSTSuSnjuHMiPHp Nsv I 11 SHORTEST AND QUICKEST Tho shortest lino is not always tho quickest nor is tho quickest lino always tho shortest. Tho Uurlington Route to tho Southeast is both. It is shorter AND quicker than any other lino from tho Northwest to Omaha, Kan sas City, St. Louis, and EVERYWHERE beyond. Another good tiling about it is this: You don't chaii(;o ears. Tho St. Louis Special runs through to Kansas City without change. Only ono change to Omaha, Denver and St. Louis. Tickets, berths, and Information, at offices of connect ing lines, or from R. IOO ThlrU IIVHAII. ANI WATI.lt A RINLRO ID CO. WITH THROUGH PARLOR CARS nnw ten Portland, Astoria Seaside Leaves Dally 8:011 a. m. UNION DEPOT Arrives. tor Mincers, Haln ler.Clntskntilu Wi'ntport.Cllflon, Astoria, arron. ton, Klatel, Oetir Imrtl'arWainlHev thle. Astoria A Peashoru Kxprcss Dully. Astoria Kxprcss Dallr. Dally. 11 M a. m. 7:00 p. tn. 0:40 p. m. C. A. 8TKWART, . . ........ ..11 1 . ia ll.tA.St J C.MAYO, 0. F. A. 1". A Telophono MatnOOC. Ask the Agent for T I O K JS T aS VIA To Spokane, St. Pau , Minneapolis, Duluth, Ch cago, St. Louis and All Points East and South. 2 OVERLAND TRANS DAILY The Flyer and the Fast Mall JU Splendid Sorvico Up-to-dnto Equipment Courteo u Employes Daylight trip across tho Cascado and Rocky Mountains. For Tickets, rates, folders nml full Infor mation call on or mioresa H. DICKSON. C. T. A. 122 Third Street, PORTLAND S. Q. YI2RKI3S, a. XV. P. A.. 612 first Avenue, SBATTMi, WASH. nv DEfiTTT ATflP 1?5S2 m-vj u A-XX viv R X nrr. LliNU f HJ PORTLAHD AND THE DALLES ROUTE All Way Unibti. STEAMERS "BAII.KY OATZKUT" "DAI.I.KS CITY" "KKOULATOU" "METLAKO" Connecting at I.yle, Wash., with Columbia River & Northern Railway Co FOK Wahklacus. Daly, Centcrvllle, floldcndale and. all Klickitat Valley points. Steamer leaves I'ortUnd dally (except Sun. day) 7 a. m., connecting with O. H. Si N. trains, at l.yle 6:15 p. rn. (or (Joldendale. Train ar-. rives Oeldendale, 7:Si p. in. Steamer arrives. Tho Dalles 6:ao p.m. , Hteamer leaves The Dalits dally (except Sun day) 7:00 a.m. C. It. JtN. trains leaving Ooldondale dill a. m. connects with this stoamer (or 1'ortland, ar riving Portland 0 p. m. Excellent meals served on all steamers. Fine accommodations (or teams and wagons. For dotallcd information o( rates, Mirth res ervations, connections, etc., wrlto or call on. nearest aitent. II. C. Campbell, tioii, ottlco, Portland, Or. .Manager, . u W. FOSTER, TICKET ACJEtVr. Street. PORTLAND mm cowii X