iC ' .v ? THE NEW AGE A D. ORIPFIN Manacror OMes A3i Sacond St., cor. Aih, Room t and 2 Portland, Oregon, Bntorod at the pottomco at Portland, Oregon. as saeond-clus matter. SUBSCRIPTION. r, payable In advanca... .... J 2.01 JtetablUhed 1898. Prints at KitfBtaxk Street, Third roor. raa))(SSi99i3(S I EDITORIAL HB)Si3SEiCBl4) SOUTH GOOD PLACE FOR NEQItO? tv Nor Js this truo. only of Mississippi. Ono reason for tho emigration from that Btato is given above as tho at tempt to divide tho school taxes. But the samo thing is threatened in Louis- lana, In Arkansas and In every South ern stato and Is expected to happen soon. gttMf.,tr9tNW Thoro aro many statements on tho raco question mado by public speak ers which do not commend them selves to our Judgment but which wo deem of minor Importanco and of minor lnjurlousncss and wo do not criticize. Wo feel guilty of ncgll genco in theso cobcs but wo do thus, to avoid If possible too much con nuro, not wishing to mako It appear that all whlto men aro against us nnd especially not desiring to dlspar ngo men of our own raco unnecessar ily. On tho othor hand wo foci liko Baying samo things for very truth's oako and also wo cannot always hold back when a falsehood is too often reiterated: Dr. Bookor T. Washington, If ho has dono nothing else, has thoroughly Impressed tho whlto public that ho believes tho Soutli Is tho placo for Nogrocs; that Is If thoy aro guided by his words rather than by his own acts. By preaching that Idea, ho has cortalnly mado himself popular with tho Southorn whitcB who want tho Negro to stay and labor for them at low wages and nlso with tho Nortltr orn whites who nro not holding out open armB of wolcomo to moro Nci groes. Tfio "sago" of TiiBkogoo haB dropped tho idoa. Slnco ho has been "chnnglng front," playing n "now rolo" ho haB roltoratod tho statement. In his Chicago speech on his "nwlng around tho clrclo" ho said, "Tho South as a placo for our pcoplo to earn a living by common or skilled labor, in business or In education, Is not to bo despised." Not content -with that misleading statement, ho has sont up North an emissary who Las boon fed on his bounty to toll Northerners how contented tho Southern Nogrocs aro. Aro theBO two contentions truo? Wo think not. In talking with colored porsons lately from tho South wo find that progrosBlvo Negroes nro In ninny places preparing to tnlto up their etakos, Thoy nro quietly and gradu ally soiling oft their property and looking out for a plnro fnrthor north to which to movo. Wo nro Informed by porsons who havo lived right in tho South slnco 187C, and who Is a bettor Judgo than a porson who hns scon tho pcoplo In a rapid travol look ing out of tho windows of Mr. Wash ington's coach, that thoro nro tho greatest foment nnd discontent among tho Southorn Negroos. Tho maBsos fool uneasy and oxpoctant, tho pros porous feel that tholr lives nro unsnfo nnd tholr proporty Insocuro. Thoy gnllod by tho color dlscrlmlnn- From theso facts It Is evident tho stntemont that tho Southern Nogrocs nro contented, which would bo shame ful woro It truo, Is not true. Content ed'pcoplo do not emlgrnto. Again it Is clear that all tho expostulations of Mr. Washington to tho Negro to stay south aro of but Httlo nvnll. It Is equally clear that tho south Is not af ter all such a good placo for business opportunities for Negroes, bccauBo one's llfo is in constant Jeopardy, which unsottlcs tho mind for business nnd becauso any proporty ncqulred is beyond tho control of tho Negro own ors and Is In constant danger of be ing destroyed by mob vlolenco for which thoro 1b no flro lnsurnnco. Nor Is a placo good for business in any decent Bcnso of tho word whero tho chnnco to cducato ono's children is curtailed and endangered, and indig nities nro heaped upon ono ovory day! Wo know Mr. Washington rnlses this cry simply to mako bcllovo ho has a well thought-out solution of tho rnco problem, nnd to enrry favor with tho prejudicial whites. But It Is n hollow claim, not supported by .facts, nnd Injurious In creating a public opinion In tho north hostllo to Negroes on tho ground that they havo no right to bo In tho North. Unless nnd until Dr. Washington can mako Ne gro llfo secure, can glvo them n representation, can nssuro them also of school facilities, ho Bhouhl ccaso to dcclnro that tho South Is n good placo to cam a living, that Is tho placo for tho Negro. Or at least until ho succeeds In bringing nbout a trend of conditions for tho hotter Instead of tho prcsont stondy trond for tho worso. And ho should call back or lot go all his runners who go out from his tnblo to tell tho Nflrth how contented tho Ncgrooa nro In tho South, pnld by him to do so. Tho Quardlnn. i Km EDITOR jB8SKrp lSi'JtSt Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects. AJMAMfcMAMAMiaafcMataAaalaMiaBat aaM iaal alw BBasss)aBSBMasaBaaBBaa MAAMAALAtAAAALaLAMAtAAAAAAAmt T THE NECJRO IN THE WEST. nro tlons and Impositions from which thoro la no legnl redress, nnd unwil ling to bring tholr children up In such conditions. But tho statements of acquaint ances who havo lived In tho South ncod not bo dopoudod on. Thoy nro corroborated by tho oxprossod opin ion of prominent nnd Influential whlto inon. In an editorial of tho Now Or leans Item of Mny 11th, tlioso words occur: "L. C. Dulnnoy, of Issnquont county, Mississippi, ono of tho lending plant urs nnd business men of that stato, wild a fow days ago at Jackson that tho scarcity of lnbor In tho South to duo to tho agitation of tho Negro quosttou. To tho Nogro .mind, this ngltatlon reached n climax In tho veto of Oov, Vardamnu of Mississippi of tho Negro school appropriation. "Thoro Is n stoady tldo of emigra tion," Bald Mr. Dulanoy, "and among thoBO lonvlng tho south nro many good, hardworking Ncgroos, This Is strong confirmation of tho Btntomont rondo by Bishop Galloway In his ad dross boforo tho educational confer onco at Dlrmluglium Inst Tuesday night that thoro woro vory fow No grocs In Mississippi who would not Boll tholr property nnd leave tho stato If thoy could got a fair valuation for tholr land, "If Is well known Oov. Vnrdoman mado his raco on tho proposition that tho Negro school taxes should bo Bop arato. Ever alnco ho was elected Ne groes havo boon leaving Mississippi Tho fact that thoro aro somo 13,143 aliens In tho prisons and almshouses of Now York stato alouo, whllo othor states havo n record of their own, has stirred up tho nuxlety of tho Im migration authorities, and It Is prob- ablo that tho attention of tho next congress will bo called to tho mattor. and going to Arkansas, and doubtless Wo nro getting a qucor assortment of others havo Bono to other states.' fish from Europe Judging from tho statement mado by n colored proncITor In an nddrcss delivered In Chicago last Sunday, tho Negro question is n llvo ono In tlult city, nnd ono that gives promlso of being n most serious problem In tho not distant future For somo tlmo many Negroes havo gono Into Chi- cngo from tho south, soniotlmos nt tho mto of 100 a day, until now thoro nro moro of tho rnco In that city than thoro Is employment for, nnd tho sit uation Is ono that Is giving sorlous concern to tho best olomont of tho colored population as well as to tho whlto pcoplo who aro conversant with It. Tho colored pronchor who roforrod to tho subjoct was Rov. R. D, Stlnson, and this Is what ho said: "Thoro nro .1G.O0O Nogro mon and women in Chicago today who ought to bo started down south nt onco. Flftoon years ago I could got plonty of monoy hero for tho education of tho southern Nogroos, but when tho green, unsubstantial, Ignorant herd of brutes from tho Bouth enmo yelping up to Chicago, whoro thoy hnvo frco bars, frco strcot cars, frco hotols, whoro thoy can go whoro thoy ploaso and talk ns thoy plcnso, things nearly woro turned tipsldo down. Theso southern Nogrocs nro not nblo to meet conditions hero. Thoy nro Ig nornnt and thoy nro dccolvod. Tho best Negroes stay In tho south, but Instead of telling theso poor pcoplo tho truth you In Chicago urgo them to como whoro thoy cnu vote" Tho langungo used Is most caustic, and moro blttor than a whlto man could havo used without bolng de nounced by every paper in tho north, but It must bo justified or Rov. Stln son would not havo Bald what ho did. Should tho immigration of tho sort referred to continue from tho south to Chicago, thero Is Httlo question but tho results will bo bad. With nothing to do to earn an honest liv ing, conditions strnngo, and compel led to consort with tho worst elomonts, tho southern Negro will nnturally drift Into crime, nnd when ho dooa In largo numbors, thoro will bo a Nt gro question In tho Illinois city. Tho Methodists and Amusements. HE question as to whnt amusements mny bo permitted to tho members of the Methodist Epis copal Church is one that has caused moro dis cussion In church circles than possibly any oth or. "Times change, nnd men's manners nnd customs ennngo wun tnem," is an om ana n truo proverb. It is also truo that this chance in manners nnd customs and tho inevitable chnnge as to how they aro vlowed is ns actlvo in tho churches as any where else. It is to tills steady shifting of ideals nnd opinions that tho question remains perennial with the Methodists. In tho early Discipline of tho Mothodist Episcopal Church In America, tho wholo matter was dismissed in a prohibition to members against "taking such diversions as cannot bo used in tho namo of tho Lord Jesus." But along in tho decades about tho mlddlo of tho last century tho lncvltnblo broadening of ideas due to tho rapid Increase In population, tho chnngo from solitary rural llfo to the hurry and bustle of tho city all woro liberalizing ten denclcs. Especially In tho cities, Methodists In good stand ing Indulged in amusements, etc., which woro looked .upon with horror by the moro conservative and honco more strict members In tho country, especially tho elder genera tion. But tho liberals argued that they woro woll within tho prohibition of tho Discipline nnd that tlicro was no loss of true religion to tlicmselveB. It becumo evident that tho clauso in tho Discipline needed amendment; that tho church must autlioritatlvoly specify what tilings could not bo permitted to tho Meth odist laity. Tho chnngo was mado by tho General Con ference of 1872. Tho paragraph which has Btood slnco then dents with conduct, nnd expressly forbids among other things, "tho buying, selling or using Intoxicating liquors as a bovorngc," and "dancing, playing nt games of chance attondlng theaters, horso races, circuses, dancing parties or patronizing dancing schools, or taking such other amuso monts as aro obviously of misleading or qucstlonablo moral tendency," etc. But this did not end tho controversy. In very many churches, this rcgulntton has becomo a dead lettor. Moth odist members attend theaters, visit circuses, sond their children to dancing schools nnd play card games In their homes; and thoy do not feel that thoy thereby commit any sin. That Is to say, thoy do not admit that tho church has n right to prohibit any lino of conduct that Is not sin ful; nnd fooling thnt thoso things nro not, thoy Ignoro tho procopt Tho mntter was nil threshed over again at tho rocent Genorul Confercnco In Los Angolos. Toledo Blndo. now squatting drunkenly In the mud, their huge guns raking the affrighted stars. They have felt a shudder along their keels, and their glory has dwindled like a leak ing balloon. Tho American pcoplo aro prone to osk questions when things happen. Something has happened. The colored pictures of our navy are singularly uninspiring Just nt present, and we deslro to know why. If wo cannot And out why, we, at least, wish to be sure that somothlng was really wrong. So there Is the question In tho air. How much is a 10,000,000 battleship worth? If a Japaneso cor poral's guard (or tho naval equivalent of tho body) can tako a rowboat, a cap pistol, and a torpedo and sink bat tleships, wo deslro to be allowed to look on, nnd possibly make a small bet on our own prospects. Further, somo would like to know Just how wo are going to keep tho upper hnnd If our battleships won't bottio against tho enemy's torpedoes. Wo aro In a Btato of doubt San Francisco Argonaut A REMARKABLE INVENTION. A log saw operated by compressed air is n recent invention of vnst im portance to tho timber Industry. Tho appliance consists of a pneuninllc en gine nnd frnino, nnd Is ndnpted for ch elating drag saws on cordwood nnd heavy timber nnd for gonernl use in log camps, 'displacing tho hand-power ThoApplteon Cnfo. First-class In ovory respect. Southwest cornor Sixth nnd Everott Stroets, Portland Oroogn. Always ask for tho famous General Arthur oigdr. Esberj,'-Gunst Cigar1 Co., gonoral agents, Portland, Or. F. Germain, dealer In fish, gnmoH poultry, etc. Canned goods a special ty. Phono Clny 01. 406 Glisan stroot,. Portland, Oregon. Cash or Installments, tho Old Plon oor Loan Office, 13 North Thlrtl street, near Burnsldo, Bon S. Back man, proprietor. Buslnoss strictly confidential. BAW1NO WITH COMfllESSED AIH. m mm BE MB Tho Question of tho Battleship, EUETOFORE, when tho public spoko of bat tleships, tho bronth was butod and thoro was n gleam In tho oyo thnt boded tho kindling of dostructlvo pride. Somo spirited souls oven wont so fur ns to lift tho hat when ono of our navy's ornaments was named, but something has happened. It hns becomo dnngorous to refer to America as Hailing tho sons llko n battleship. Wo unto to think of tho ship of stato as armored nnd carrying 12-lnch guns. Wo cannot ovou romombor that famous lino, "Sho Booms to feel tho thrill of llfo along hor kcol," without sympathetic shudders. Tho reason Is as follows. Cosarovltch, 13,110 tons, dis abled by torpedo and bonched, Feb. 8, at Port Arthur; Rntvlzan, 12,700 tons, disabled by torpedo and beached at Port Arthur, Fob. 8; Poltava, 10,000 tons, disabled at Port Arthur; Sovastapol, 10,000 tons, disabled Feb. 0; Poblodo, 12,074 tons, damnger by mlno nt Port Arthur, April 13; Potropavlovsk, 10,000 tons, blown up by mlno nt Port Arthur, April 18. Six first-class battleships, four of thorn undoubtedly dostroyod by submnrlno engines of warfnro, not to spunk of tho dangers within tho ship ltsolf, as wo havo learned In tho casos of tho Missouri and tho Iowa. It Is told thnt tho unfortuunto Admiral Mokaroff dis approved of battleships on tho anclont ground of "all your eggs In ono bnskot" Tho admiral Is dead and a battleship holds his body, a bnttlcshlp which sank within two min utes after a submnrlno was exploded under It Thero nro othora along tho sboro of tho bay at Port Arthur, all for mer prides of tho Russian navy, pointed nt by tho experts of otlior nations ns perils to ponco and warnings for war, Chinese Exclusion. T Is expected that tho now treaty regulating tho admission of Chincso into tho United States, now in preparation, will pormlt certain China mon, not of tho coollo class, who aro now ex cluded, to enter tho country. Under tho exist ing oxclUBlon law, Ohlnoso laborers are pro hibited from coming to or remaining in tho United States. Registered Chincso lnborors may leavo tho country nnd roturn to it, undor cortnin conditions, and Chincso officials, teachers, students, merchants and travel ers may como Into tho country when properly certified. Tho law has boon strictly construed by tho Attornoy-Gen-era), who ruled that not all Chlnoso porsons might enter tho country who woro not specifically forblddon, but that only thoso who aro entitled to ontor who aro expressly permitted to do so. Tho ruling excluded traders, salesmen, buyers, bookkeepers, accountants, manngors, storokeopors, Interpreters, physicians nnd agents. Porsons falling within theso doslgnntlons aro not mnnual laborers, against whom tho oxcluslon law was particularly dlroctcd. Tho classes excluded by tho rulings aro numerous, nnd tho now treaty may provldo for tho admission of somo of them. Our expanding trndo with tho East would doubtloss bo stimulated by n moro hospltablo trcatraont of what may bo termed tho Chincso morcnntilo and professional dement A dlscreot oxtonslon of tho prlvllego of entry could bo por mltted.lt Is behoved, without lnjurlouslynffoctlng tho wagos of labor. It is understood that tho conteraplntod regula tions apply to tho admission of Chincso of tho hlghor class es and that thoro U no Intontlon to admit coolies. Whothcr provisions shall bo mado for uso of Chlnoso lnborors in tho construction of tho Panama Canal Is under consideration, and tho moro oxtended uso of Chrncso labor In tho Philippines is urged by cortnin Interests concerned In tho dovolopmont of tho possessions. Philadelphia Lodger. equipment now generally used. Com pressed air to opcrnto tho cnglno nnd saw can bo obtained by using a steam, belt, gnsollno or electrlc-drlven com pressor or by nn ordlnnry locomotlvo nlr pump attached to tho boiler of any logging or portablo engine. Tho pneumatic cnglno, which is do scribed in n rocent lssuo of Compress ed Air, Is cnpablo of making from 125 to 150 strokes a minute, depending on tho pressure of nlr UBcd. At sixty pounds' pressuro It' will dovelop 2ij horso power. Tho cnglno weighs only fifty pounds, being constructed almost entirely of brass nnd steel tubing. w Tho Price of Famo. TIEN ono considers how much tho pcoplo lovo to bo humbugged, It Is surprising that thero aro not moro pcoplo engaged professionally In tho buslnoss. A man with a very brilliant mind may mako a brilliant address boforo a brilliant audience, and thoro tho brilliancy stops; but a man with a mind about tho stzo of n shrlvoled walnut, may talk a lot of nonsenso to an nu dlonco of no or of averago or unusual Intelligence, and Immediately ho bocomes famous. An educator In a recent religious mooting told a fairly Intolllgont nudlonco that dancing was tho closost approach to Paradlso, and to-day bis namo and theory Is known from Mnlno to California. A University of Chicago professor tolls whcroln Rockefollor Is suporlor to Shakspearo, and whllo tho oil mngnato mod estly protests, tho professor's mall is ovonvbolmcd with re quests for photographs and locks of his hair. A Harvard profossor, who teaches Slavic literature and who is a nativo of Russia, expresses tho hopo that bis fathorland will bo defeated In tho Eastern war, and ho gets half a column of nttcntlon, whoro his sonslblo utterances had novor won him moro than very modcrato attention. And so, if a man must simply bo foolish to becomo fnmous, la It any wonder thnt almost ovorybody to-day la famous) Baltimore Herald. 1 SOLDIERS Of THE CZAR. Tho uniform of tlw Russian soldier Is tho simplest uniform In Europe In winter a sheepskin coat goes on be neath tho gray ono. Iu summor, or during campaigns In hot climates, tho Russians, llko Uio Japaneso, fight In whlto dross. To critics who say that tills rendors them needlessly conspicu ous, thoy reply thnt It Is hotter than kluikl; for n man drussod in earth col or Imagines himself Invisible, nnd bo haves accordingly. Ho gots shot, whereas Uio man who knows ho can bo scon koops undor cover and comes oft wttli a wholo skin. A wrltor in tho Boston Transcript dcscrltios tho sol diers of tho Czar ns follows: Tho Russian campaigner mnrrhos somowhat heavily laden. Ho has his kit-bag with clothing slung over ono sltouldor, his haversack with two days' rations of broad nnd salt slung over tho otlior, his greatcoat strapped under one ami. Including his wutor bottle arms and nmiuuultlon, a section of tent and tho uniform ho stands In, ho car ries Bomothliig ovor Btxty-slx pounds. Tho ndvnutngo which offsoU tho bur den Is thnt at a pinch tho Russian foot-soldier is practically Indopoudent of n baggago train. Ho can transport his modeat necessities upon his own buck. Tho Russlnn cnvnlryman rides so laden with cornsacks and blankets nnd greatcoats nnd wnllots nnd saddle bags and things thnt ho puts ono In mind of tho much Incumbered Whlto Knight In "Allco In Wondorlnud." Al together his Impedimenta weigh 110 pounds. Fortunntoly what would op press another soldier Is no bunion to tho Husslan, Ho Is sturdluess Itself, Russlnn soldiers hnvo been known to march thirty miles without rest, nnd then go directly Into nn engagement 8ovorlty Is accounted tho prlmo fac tor of Russlnn military discipline. But somothlng better than sovorlty goes to mako soldiers of Russian peasants, and thnt something Is a powerful spir it of camaraderie A high Russian ofllcor docs not hosltnto to Joko with his men. When tho commanding ofllcor moots his troops for tho first tlmo In tho morning, ho calls out cordially, "Good morning!" Tho mon reply with a pe culiar, long, rattling shout, 'Tour good health, your excellency!" When a manouvor la executed to tho commander's satisfaction, ho bout congratulations to the men, and thoy respond all glad you llko ltM together, Wo aro IS THE 8UN HOT OR COLD? Bnn and a Uot Btovo Have tho Bame Kind of Knerwr. So far as I know, no reasons at nil for doubting tho high temperature of tho control body of tho solar system havo ovor boon found. Thero aro In genornl threo distinct ways in which bent can bo transferred from ono body to another conduction, couvoctlon and radiation. Tho tlrst two aro dopend out upon tho prosenco of mattor, the latter will tnko placo across a perfect vacuum. Wo mny recolvo heat from a Btovo by all threo methods. If wo placo our hands upon It wo recolvo hont by conduction; If wt- hold them nbovo it Uiey nro warmed by convec tion, tho hont bolng brought to thorn by tho rising current of hot air. If uow wo stand In front of tho Btovo wo will fool Its warmth, tho sonsatlon In ,thls enso bolng produced by tho heat wnvos which It emits. Theso waves nro similar to tho electric waves used In wireless telegraphy, differing from them only in tholr length. Thoy bear tho samo relation to thorn which tho ripples on a mill pond bear to the Atlnntlc rollors. With tho lntrU' monts nt our disposal at tho present tlmo wo can measure tho length of theso wnvos as accurately as wo can measure tho length of a tnblo with a foot rule, and wo can provo that thoy will pass through a vacuum, a plate of glass or a tank full of liquid nlr, without losing tholr ability to warm our hands. Wo find, howovcr, that if wo pass this radiant heat through cor tnin substances, wator vapor, for ox amplo, Its Intensity Is diminished, ow ing to tho fact that somo of tho wuvos hnvo boon absorbed. It Is posslblo to determine tho exact lougth of the waves of heat which havo been re moved by nbsorptlon in the vapor, nnd If wo test tho radiation which comes to us from tho sun wo find that waves of this same length are absent, tho wator vapor In tho earth's atmosphere having rofuBcd to transmit them. This fact, tnkon alone la pretty good evl donco that tho sun nnd Uio hot stovo nro pouring out tho samo kind of en ergy. Harper's Weekly. What Made Him Ask. Paying Toller What 1 your name anyway t Indignant Presenter of Check Don't you seo my signature? Taylng Teller To. That'i what aroused my curiosity. Baltimore American, SEVEN AND THIRTEEN. They Are the Moat Popular Numbers In a Man's Mind. "As a man to pick out somo num ber between oao and ten and you can toll him ntno Umcs out of ton what number ho has selected, though his solocuon Is mado montnlly," said a writer In tho Now Orloans Times- Domocrat, "and when you como to Uilnk of It tho task of naming tho cor rect number Is not a dltllcult ouo. In Uio courso of an hour Uio othor day I asked ton men to thluk of n certain numbor any number botwoon ono and ton and I would toll thorn what num bor thoy had fixed their mind on. In ulna casos out of ton I was correct missing It only once, Tho minds of nlno of tho porsons soloctcd tho num ber soven nnd ono of them solocted tho nine It Is not difficult to under stand why tho mind should ruu to Uio numbor sovon. It Is Uio most natural thing In Uio world for Uio mind to select soven. Even in tho caso of tho man who fixed his mind on Uio num bor nlno, ho told mo when It was all ovor that his mind had first run to sovon, but ho quickly changed to nlno without knowing Just why It was that ho elm n god. "Soven Is Uio most prominent figure tween ono and ton. It Is tho most pop ular number In tho lluo nud Is asso ciated with moro things than any oth er number and it Is qulto roasouablo that tho mind should light on sovon. I mado auoUior tost tho oUior day wlUi tlvo persons, asking each of thorn to wrlto somo number between ono and ton nnd glvo it to a sixth porson. Wheu tho slips hnd been handed to tho sixth man I said, 'Soven is Uio uuuibor on each of tho slips.' "'Correct,' Bald tho man to whom they had boon handed, and Uio five men were a bit bowlldered for tho moment by tho fact Uiat they had nil hit upon tho snmo number and that I was nblo to tell what Uio number was. It would bo qulto as easy to nnmo a numbor botweon ton nnd twonty, Uiough I hnvo mado no tests along this lino. I dure say that thirteen would bo Uio first number to flash In Uie mind, simply becauso it Is Uio most talked-of and tho only number bo tweou ten and twonty that has the widest assoclaUon. So you con tell thoro Is no trick about It and It does not requlro any knowledgo of the oc cult philosophies," A Grnphlo Imagination. Nathan's tencher believed In reduc ing poetry to diagram and vislblo out line. Therefore, Bays tho Boston Her ald, sho told Uio class to mako a rough HlustrnUon of tho poom, "Tho Old Oaken Bucket" Nathan's illustration consisted of a largo circle, Uirco buckets nnd a bunch of dots. "Nathan," said tho teacher, "I don't understand Uils. What's tho clrclo?" That's Uio well," replied Nathan. "And why havo you threo buckets?" "Ono Is tho old oakon bucket, ono is tho iron-bound bucket and tho other Is tho moss-covcrod bucket which hung In Uio well." "And what nro all thoso Httlo dots?" "Tlioso aro tho loved spots which my Infancy knowV Majrho Ills lmst Request. Poor Fooblca (nbout to bo operated on for nppenoiciusj uoctor, oeroro you begin I wish you would send nnd hnvo our pastor, Rov. Mr. Harps, como ovor. Dr. Cutter Certainly, If you wish it, but ah 1 Poor Fooblcs I'd llko to bo oponod with prayer. Life Far-soelDK Provldonoo. Joggles Tho liking for terrapin is sold to bo nn acquired tnsto. Waggles That's nnother of tho wlso provisions of naturo. Terrapin now cost 100 a dozen. Town Topics. Most books appearing now aro writ ton to plcaso tho people and not th wrltara of Uio books. Frtnoh Dyeing and Cleaning Works. All wrk done at vory modreate prices. Dyeing and cleaning of all kinds of tsuflsBsl' at-l4 aWataTit'a AlJttlllvtfV HffiOVl- ,. saw bbbms ll a VIUUIU - la olotk dyed in 48 hours. J. De- Imo, proprietor, 465 Glisan street. CHEAP RATES TO REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION. Wo will soil tlckots to Chicago and roturn on June 1C, 17 nnd 18 for $72. GO. Returning via St. Louis 173.75. Cholco of routes. Get your tickets via "Tho North-Wostorn Lino", tho best way cast H. L. SISLER, Gen. Agt. 132 Third Street. The Condon saloon, G. J. Lomanski, proprietor, cornor Burnsldo and' Eighth streets, Portland, Oregon Phono Hood 1506. Neatly furnished rooms in connection. "" THE: SPECIAL EXCURSION TO WORLD'S FAIR. Tho Denver & Rio Grando, in con nection with tho Missouri Pacific, will run a series of porsonally conducted" excursions to tho World's Fair during Juno. Theso oxcurslons will run through to St. Louis without chnngo of cars, making short BtopB at princi pal points on route. Tho first of thcao oxcurslons will leavo Portland Juno 7th, nnd tho second Juno 17th. Tho rato from Portland will bo IG7.50 to St LouIb nnd roturn. Excursionists going via tho Denver & Rio Grande havo tho privilege of returning via a different route This Is tho most pleasant way, ns woll nB tho most de lightful route to cross tho continent. Tho stops nTrungcd glvo nn opportun ity of visiting tho various points of in terest In nnd nbout Snlt Lako City.. Denvor nnd Kansas City. If you wish to accompany ono of thoso oxcurslons wrlto at onco to W. C. McBrldo, 124 Third street, Portland, for slooping. car reservations. LEGAL ADVERTISING. In tho County Court of tho Stato of Oregon, for Multnomah County. In tho mattor of tho adoption of Ruth Matthews, a minor: Now comes on to bo heard tho peti tion of W. R. Clarldgo nnd Annlo. Ciarldgo, his wlfo, for leavo to adopt Ruth Matthews, a fonmlo child; and :t is ordered that James Matthows, hor father, and Ida Matthows, tho mother of said child, appear In thto court on tho 11th day of July, 1004, at J:30 o'clock a. m., to ahow cause if any thoro bo, why said petition should not bo grnntod; and Uiat n copy of tho said petition nnd this ordor bc aorved on JnniCa and Ida Matthews,, personally. If found In this stato, and If not, to bo published onco a wcelc for threo successive weeks In Tho New Ago, tho Inst publication to bo at least four wooks beforo tho said dato of hearing. LIONEL R. WEBSTER, Judgo.. Dated this 12th day of May, 1904. H OTEL ALDEUT John B. Glmblc, Proprietor. 2S7 ItlvoriMe, Ave. Kurnlihtd roomi, bnraml!bllltaril room In connection, llot.il phone Main 11:1. 8POKANE, WA8HIN0T0NT JIIE nUKUNQTON, Wines, Liquors and Cigars. It. E. ilUncr, proprietor. 2J3 Alder itrcet. between 2nd nnd 3rd. l'hono Main 28M. l'rl vate rootni. rOUTLAND, OUECON. CHEAP SUNDAY RATES. Betwoon Portland and WUlamotto Vnlloy points. Low round-trip rntos havo boon placod In effect botweon Portland nnd Wlllnmotto vnlloy points In cither direction. Tlckots will bo sold Saturdays and Sundays and limited to return on or boforo tho following Monday. Call on Southorn Pacific Company's agent for partic When a woman agrees to becomo a stepmother to a man's children, does sho enter Uio marrlago relaUon with New Year's. resoluUons? IT WILL BE TO YOUR INTEREST If you contomplato visiting tho St Louis Exposition, to secure rollablo in formation ns to railroad norvlco, tho lowest rates and tho best routes. Also as to local conditions In St. Louis; ho tols, etc. etc. If you will wrlto tho undorslgncd, stating what Information you doslro, tho samo will bo promptly furnished. It wo do not havo It on hand, will se cure Jt for you If posslblo. and without any oxpenso to you. Address B. H. TRUMBULL, Comm. Agt.. 142 Third Stroot, Portland, Or. A Trip Through Yellow stono Park la what everyone hopes to havo somo day. It Is tho most wonderful trip In tho world. Thero are moro than 3,000 square miles of wolrd, mar velous, unlmaginablo things that can bo aeon nowhere elso, therefore if ono over sees thorn ono must go to tho Pnrk, In the heart of tho magnlcont Rocklos with snow tipped peaks all arounu. ir uiu raitiuui geyser, a Palut Pot, Mud Volcano, or Emerald Pool woro to bo found In Lincoln Park, Chicago; Central Park, Now York; or Falrmount Park, Philadel phia; tho peoplo would flock to seo It or them by toua of thousands. For n very small aum. comparatively, all theso and hundreds moro of nature's undupllcated marvels can be aeon be tween Juno 1 and September 30 of each year, and ono will onjoy, to boot, tho best coaching trip In tho country. Tho Northern Pacific folder on Yel lowstone Park, Just issued, Is a now, right up-to-date, finely Illustrated des 8ortatlon on this Yellowstone Park trip. It Is not descriptive, but deals with tho detailed, technical matters overyono needs to know about such a trip. It tells all about tho hotels, tho stage coaches, tho roads, tho cost of tho tour; whero tho goysers, tho waterfalls, tho bears, tho canyons nro, and where tho trout fishing is found. We havo printed thousands of this beauUful leaflet and want ovorybody interested to have a copy, and It can be obtained by sending A. M. Cleland. General Passenger Agent, St Paul, Minn., two conta with proper address. "Wonderland 1904" which Is a very fine pamphlet of 116 pages, descrip tlvo of tho Northwest, Including the Park, will b Bent for six centB. The Old Corner J. A. COLTELT, Prop. Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars rhone, Hood SU Cor. Fourteenth and Qllian Sts. PORTLAND OREQON Star Brewery Company Breweri and Bottleri of Hop Gold Beer Vancouver, Wash, East Third and Burnsldo Sis., Port land, Oregon. RATH & SANDYS LEADINO RESTAURANT AND CONFECTIONERY Ice Cream at Special Rates to Lodges and Churches 14B FIrat PORTLAND Strcot ORI3QOIN: Finishing for Amateurs Photo Supplies Views of Tacoma AT FRENCH-THEODORE CO. 006 Pacific Ave. Tacoma San Francisco Bakery JOHN WE.NDKL, Proprietor A Full Assortment of Fine Goods Always on Hand Our Bread is on Sale In Neichborwgl Towns Ask Your Grocer for Wtadd't Orders by Mall Receive Prompt Attention Breaot 6U First Street Phone 3-F 9 State Street Phone 260-M HELENA, MONT. s '