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About The new age. (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 27, 1902)
THE , NEW vAGKE, '6uVAifD,..QEQOi. texU T ij m n sH h if r w ft- RIFFIN HARDWARE CO. Wholesale and Retail Hardware BT0VE9 AND TINWARE. Willamette Street, EUGENE, OREGON HE UMPQUA BAKERY' FRESH BREAD DAILY. rie. Cakes, Cookies, Doughnuts, Buns, Rolli Cream Puffs. Caves fsr Socials, Parties tr and Dan quota Made to Order. & JENNYS and MRS. FREEMAN, Propi. rhone,$16. ;''' ' Roieburg, Oregon r. . D AY 4 I1ENDKK80N 1 AH Kindt of 'v,....FDRNITrjKK.. ... rrtctltfal'.Kmbalmcra and Undertaken. Ordfia'Wwlf graph Tilled promptly, rhoneilack 47. Cor. W lllametto and 7th Bte. KUOENE CITY, OREGON. r.- ST. CHARLES HOTEL f 'JW? GIBUN, Prop. . ' . First-Class Accommodations and Prompt serv Ice. Large Sample Qooma tor , -Commercial Travelers, Phone 7. .'Cof.Ffatand Washington SU. Albany, .Oregon. Entertainers! CHAB. QILVINs BILL PROTZMAN The Monogram TRANK KENNEDY, Prop. Cyrus Noble, Bourbon and Rye Whis kies. Imported Wines, Liquors and Cigars. ROSEBURG, OREGON. . r WILKINS' . " Railrdg'Eating House JuinUhid Roomi fn Connection IN TI1B NEW TWO-STORY BRICK Juit BouthjOf the.Depot. ROSEBURO - OREOON. Chlricn Supper with Hot Biscuits. AHTralns Stop Thirty Minutes. y ,' ' , Buyless & Stormcr. CV? BARNARD, r'tfroprfotor of Hosfibo-ilarstificltl Stage Lino EmpireLIvery, Feed and 'VSple Stables. . , H a Saddle Horses nnd Stylish Single and Double Rlgskat All Hours, ROSEBURO, OREOON. THE HOUSE FURNISHING GO. (Incorporated.) Manufacturers ot Woven Wire Mattresses. Carpets,' Fortlers, Rugs. Lace Curtains, Shades. Furniture. W all Peoar. Picture Framt.-Mattreeae, Bedding. HdertsklngaMd embalmings specialty Stores at Albany and Salem, Ore. Faetory at Albany, Ore. Masonic Temple, Albany, Oriqon EMPIRE Livery Feed and Sale Stable C. P. BARNARD, Prop. Saddle Horses, Single and Double Rigs At All Hours. Transient stock glren the very best of care. States always reasonable and satisfaction guar anteed. Hone MtlQ 91. ' Cor. Rosa and Oak Sts. ROSEBURG, OREGON. The LITTLE DRUG STORE Near the Depot, Roeeburg, Oregon. Where you can And the BEST QUALITY OP Drugs, Chemicals, Perfumes, Stationery, Etc. If. F. RAPP, Proprietor. When in Medford BTOP AT he New Nash Hotel mST CLABfl IN EVERY PARTICULAR. W. J. HAMILTON, Proprietor. The Dalles Advertising TRYING TO MAKE Hin STOP In nnd order t bag of Dalles Fntont or White River Flour for her baking tho houauwifo la continually nsklng of her husband, but if he forgets showill order It herself, for tho lovor of good, whlto and delicjous bread' will never use nny other after sho experiences tho satisfac tory results of the Dalles Patent Flour. It is nindo from choice wheat and milled y tho best process. Mnnufacturcd' by W. W. M. Co. THE DALLES, OREGON. LEADING BUSINESS FIRMS OF EASTERN OREGON. T OUIS HUNZIKER. PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER, JEWELER AND OPTICIAN. i Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry, Bllrorwaro, Op tical Uoods, Cut Glint. 720 Main Street. ' PENDLETON, Oregon T 11 E OWL. A GENTLEMAN'S RE80RT. Finest Wines, Liquors and Cigars. aiveCsa Cell. Opp. Depot, Lett Hand Walk. 8MIT1I A ROCKWELL, Props. La Qrando, Oregon THE MINT SALOON C. L. MELLQUIST, Frm. BFRT BRANDS OF WINES AND LIQUORS IMPORTED AND HOMES no C10AR3... Corner Depot Btreet and Jefferson Avenue, LA BRANDS, OR. . Y. Juno. Prett. F R. Jonn, Bec'y and Treat. Tn iron E. Fill, Manager Incorporated, 18M Capital Stock, $10,000 PENDLETON Woolen tWills Manufacturers ol FleeceWoolBlankets.lndian Robes Cksslmeres, Flannels Pondleton, Orom The Leading FURNITURE DEALER AND OF EASTERN OREGON IS ..M. A. RADER.. Funeral Director and Erobalmer Lady Assistant. PKNDLETON OltEQON Rates 2.60 Por Day and Up. THE GEISER GRAND (AMERICAN) A. GEISER, Proprietor. Commercial, Family and Tourist Hotel. BAKER CITY, OREGON For First-Class Livery BEE The New Livery Stable C. L. 8UITH, Proprietor. Second Street near laughlln Street, The only Up-to-Dato Livery In The Dalles. Telephone No. 27; Longdis tance 1871, Tho Dalles, Oregon. L.W.CARNAHAN. President C. II. GARDNER, Vice President W. W. TERRY, Treasurer. Portland Implement Co, JOHN DEERE PLOWS, HARROWS, ETC. FARM MACHINERY AND VEHICLES. 188-19.4, front Street, Portland, Ore, j EVERETT, WASHIN3T0N, ADVERTISEHEIITS W4 C. BICKELHAUPT, tf. W. BROOKS, Prcst Sec. and Trees, Everett Flour Mill Co, Manufacturers and Exporters of FLOUR Everett, Washington, U. S. A. w. J. ROCKER, Vlco Prcs. WM. TENNANT, Gcnl. Mgr. F.W.BUMNER, I T. D. BUMNER, President. Vice Prosldent Sumner Iron Works. Manufacturer! of Marino, Mining and Mill Machinery Water Tubs and Tubular Boilers. Everett, Washington. BOBBINS TBANSFEB CO. General Transfer Business. Storage and Free Sample Rooms Check and dollver your bngptngo for 2tc. per pieco four blocks north or south of Hewitt avenue, and between all trains and boats. Three days' frco storage. All work and prices guaranteed satisfactory. 'Phono 371. EVERETT, WASH Model Laundry and Toilet Go. J. V. DUKR, Proprietor. A specialty of Ladies' and Gentlemen's Wearing Apparel. DOMESTIC FINISH IF DESIRED. PHONE 31. iaia Hewitt Ave. Everett, Wash. Cenlralia Advertising. OENY YOUR LAUNDRY WORK TO CEMBALI STAR UUNDRY. Hand Laundry. Rest Work in Town. Phono 60. , M. A. WARINO, Proprietor. THE OLYMPIO. Opp. N. P. Depot, Centralla, Wash. Straight WhliUlos and Key West Clgara a specialty. Olympla Dcor on Draught. Dottle Goods a spectulty, JE8SK LAT81IAW, Proprietor. THE CHEHAUS FLOURING MILL CO. HORTEN HAHKELL & CO., . Proprietors. Flours, Feed and all Kinds of Mill Stuffs. MANUFACTURERS OF Haskell's Brands of Flour, Haskell's Dest Fancy Patent, Haskell's Daisy. CHEIIALIS, WASH. Surety Bonds. Notary Public Established 1889. A. L. COFFMAN & CO. Successors to Coffinan & Keppner. Real Estate, Insurance, AND RENTAL AQENCY. Money to loan on ImproTed farms at low rates of Interest. List your farina with us If you want to aell them. Bonds, warrants and otbor securities bought and cold. Phone SO. Chehalls, Washington , mm . a. F. TILLY. Undertaker and Embalmer IIOQUIAM, WASH. FINE CHAPEL AND MORGUE ON J STREET. ABERDEEN, WASH. BEARDSLEY BROS. Licensed Embalmers for State of Washington. FINE PARLORS and MORGUE 103 Wishkah Street. ..THE BROOKE DRUG CO.. Prescriptions Accurately and Care fully Compounded. Telephones Columbia 7M, Oregon Red 1864 Prmaorifttom - Druggists 67 North Third Strmmt PORTLAND m m QREQQN POETRY VERSUS 8CIENCE. Nnturallet Bore Silenced by Sidney Smith's! Quotation. For Sidney Smith to Joko was no great effort, but not oven ho could nl wnys joko ro effectively ns lu tho In etnnco mentioned In "Memories of Half a Century." Ho was tho guest nt din cr of nn nrchdcncou nt whoso table thcro were others of the cloth, nnioug them one who was greatly Interested lu natural history. As tho man rodo his hobby to death, lie was tho prlnco of bores, nnd his entrance was thero foro, viewed with something like con sternation. He was unknown to Syd ney Smith, but his peculiarity wns soon laid bare. "There'll bo no tnlk at nil unless you can manage to floor lilin," said otic of tho men to Smith. "Can't you mnnngo It?" "I can try," ho returned gallantly, although with soma doubt, for thcro was not telling to whnt branch of his crotchet tho boro would turn. Tho dinner began. Tho one or two customary toasts such as "Tho Queen," "Tim Church," had been honored, nnd there enme a lull which wns the bore's opportunity. "Mr. Archdeacon," said he, "hnro you seen tho pnmphlet written by my friend, Professor Dickenson, ou tho remarkable slzo of tho eyes of a com mon house-fly?" Tho archdeacon courteously said ho had not had tho privilege, nnd In splto of tho discouraging looks on tho faces of tho guests, tho boro pursued his ad vantage: "I can nssuro you It Is n most In teresting pnmphlet, setting forth par ticulars, hitherto unobserved, as to tho unusual sire of that eye." "I deny the fact!" said a volco from tho other end of the tnble. All nulled savo tho bore. "You deuy tho fact, sir?" said ho. "May I ask on whnt nuthorlty you condemn tho Investigations of my most learned friend?" "I deny tho fact," replied tho volco, which wns Sydney Smith's; "nnd I baso my denial on ovldcnco wedded to Immortal verso well known to every scholar, at leant, nt this tnble." Tho emphasis laid on scholar nettled tho naturalist by Its Implication. "Well, Blr," he snld, ns calmly ns ho wns nble, "will you havo tho kindness to quoto your nnthorlty?" "I will sir. Tho, ovldenco Is those well-known, I mny say Immortal, lines: " 'Who saw him die?" 'I.' said tho fly, 'With my little eyel' " The guusts roared, nnd during tho rest of the dinner nothing further was heard on the subject of natural history. Thunder Is rarely, If ever, henrd nt a greater distance than clghtceu miles. Tho wlfo of tho Governor of Now llorneo bus u bnby rhinoceros for u pet. Tho moose deer has tho largest horna of nny animal. They often weigh from llfty to sixty pounds, lieetlcs In tho Unat nnd West Indies nro so brilliant In coloring that they nro beautiful ns gems. Denmark hns the largest army In proportion to her size. Slio has 187 soldiers to every 10,000 of her popula tion. The Inrgcst butterflies nro tho "bird winged" of tho Moluccas. Their wings lire sometimes twelve Indies lu ex panse. A person usually begins to loso height nt tho age of llfty, nnd nt tho ago of ninety has lost nt leant ono nnd a half Inches. A wnll thirty feet high and thirteen feet brand could bo built nil round England with tho conl annually raised In that country. The world uow consumes (1,300,000,- 000 pounds of tobacco yearly, or i.812, BOO tons. This is worth $JOO,000,000. I In other words, tho world's smoko bill Is Just 5.000,000 a week. A Berlin periodical, Der Wclnkenner, relates that when. Itlsmnrck died about 10,000 bottles of tho choicest wines wcro found In his cellars, mostly gifts from friends nnd admirers. They camo from nil couutrles. Hut vlgjit States do not iiovf requlro examination by a State Hoard of thoso who wish to practlco medicine. They aro Arkansas, Colorado, Kentucky, Michigan. Nebraska, Nevada, South Dakota and Tennessee. Prizes of $1,200. ?750 and $000 for tho best Instruments to measure wind pressure are offered by the Hamburg Marino Observatory to German nnd foreign Inventors. The plans must bo scut In by April 1, 1003. The New York City Record, an offi cial publication, owned and Issued by tho municipality, Is tho biggest news paper In the world. It appears every day In tho year, Sundays and legal holidays excepted, nnd sometimes con tains as many as 333 pages. Flvo of tho twenty fellowships re cently awarded In tho department of philosophy, University of Pennsylva nia, wcro given to women. Most of theso fellowships tnrry with them an Income during the academic year of $500 and free tuition, with nn addition al $100 for particular research work. Houesty Is a pruvnlllng virtue among most Chluumeu. Koine of them, In their native towns nnd cities, often leavo their places of business unguard ed while they pj off for half nn hour or mora Should customers an ho In the meantime, they fliul thu prices of goods plainly marked, select what they waut and leave the motley for them. Walla Walla Advertisements. LEWIS W. HKATON Mnnntter Plamrd Unttirtrnklng Pmrtorm. Oradunto Embalmer and Dlslntector. Licensed by Illinois Stato Hoard of Health. Mcmticr National Association of Kmbalmors. P. O. llox "82- Phone, Main H9. WALLA WALLA, WASH. T W. COOKERLY. Undertaker and Ocncral Funeral Furnisher. Embalming a Specialty. Rnbcoclt'a Rrlck Block, 114 First St. Telephone Black 891. WALLA WALLA, WASH. T)RYAN DROB. New Livery, Feed and Sale Stable. Rubber Tired Hacks a specialty. Carriage calls attended to night or day. Southwest cor, Eccoml and Alder Streets. Telephone 07. WALLA WALLA, WASH. TltODEL BAKERY. C11AS. RETZr.R, Proprietor. All kinds of Cakes, Pies, Candies, Etc. Goods' delivered to nny part of tho City. No. 3 First Street. Walla Walla, WnBli. T HE SENATE. GEO. RETZER A CO. FIRST-CLASS BAR. FINE IMPORTED CIGARS. WALLA WALLA, WASH. TVEPOT LUNCH COUNTER. THANK M. CUMMINOS, Proprietor. All Kinds of Lunches Put Up for tho 'lruMdjng Public. WALLA WALLA, WABH. McBride Bros. LIVERY STABLE. Rubber Tired Hacks a Specialty. Baggage Wagons. WALLA WALLA, WASH. Telephone 66, 124 E. Main St. THE WALLA WALLA Steam Laundry Can Suit You. Special Orders Returned thi Sam Day. Phono, Black 151. HOTEL DACRES S. SIMON, Proprietor. Formerly SiniOll HoUSC. Ralrst $2.50 to $3.00. WALLA WALLA. WASH. GILBERT HUNT CO. Machine Shop and Foundry Manufacturers ol Pride of Washington Threshers, Self Feeders, Drapers and Machine Extras of Every Description. Repair Work i Specialty. Catalogue Fm. WALLA WALLA, WASH. A. L. LORENZEN. Real Estate Broker. LOANS NEGOTIATED. Inforniatirn furnishod regarding Wal la Walla and Umatilla Counties, No. d)i Main fitrcct, WALLA WALLA, WASH. Baggage and Omnibus Transfer ...COMPANY... Offlce 8, W. cor. Fourth and Stark Ms. Telephone 639. PORTLAND, OREGON Exchange Your Checks With Mesteneer on Trains and order Carriages or Coupes. Baggage chicked at res! denco to any destination Branch onicea: Hott) Portland: United Car rlage Co., beventh and '1 aylor. 1 L. II. ADAMS, Algr. JIQHHHjmHBBTSKSr Walla. WMdYSHT pALLATlANU122MAINST. u SCHWARZ'S SALOON Lunch' Counter nnd Club Rooms open at aM hours. 12D and IU Main Street WALLA WALLA, WASH A. BCHWARZ, Prop rpHE BANK EXCHANGE FRKI) POST, Proprietor Ono of tho first cla saloons of Walla Walla, where ou will I o treated right and all ot tho llncst brands of l.Iuuors and the beat brands of Cigars always on haud WALLA WALLA WA8U D EDU8 A. 8TAHL Finest saloon In tho city All thu latest and best brands of Llquofls 31(1 S. Second Street WALLA WALLA WA8K mi HE ELK SALOON JOHN BACHTOLD, Prop. ' 121 Main Strcat " WALLA WALLA WA8. "mllE BMAILS" 'm Strictly First Class Bar BMAILS BROS., Props. WALLA WALLA WAS niHE PORTLAND LUNCH COUNTER Tho Best Meals In tho City WALLA WALLA . WASH B UTZ, THE TAILOR Always on hand a full assortment ol LATEST FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC QOODB BEST WORK, BED ROCK PRICES A perfect fit guaranteed Corner Fourth and Alder 8tau WALLA WALLA WABJI TJACHTOLD & ACHERMANN Importers and Wholesalo Liquor Merest! Agents For Schllts Milwaukee Beer A 11 0 St. Louts Sutter Homo Wines Yellowstone Whiskey Jesse Moore Whlskoy Avondalo Club Rye Aatl llrandlea Cedar II rook Whisker Cream Rye Whiskey Jas. E. Pepper No. 11 Alder St. WALLA WALLA Phone White Ml , WAM o Our Stock Is blooming with Shoes for fmtt sMeat Mfztf that aro just as beautiful and graceful as the scaxon and our customers demand. Every woman will be delighted with the added grace that will be attest by our now fmll mnd Winter Shoes end evory man who has an eye for the beauti ful will be charmed. McKean's DRY GOODS STORE Clothing, Shoei, Hats, and Mens' Furnishings Office! Fourth and Main Street WALLA WALLA - WASH NETTLETON'S SHOES ARE , GENTLEMEN'S SHOES And jou will always find a nleej lino of tho latest styles here. We also carry tho best lino of 3.50 Shoes in the city. THE CASH SHOE CO. 0, N. HATCH, Manager. PHILLIPSJRUNK CO. Trunks Made to Order Also Taken in Exchange. TRUNKS REPAIRED. 311 Morrison St., Opposite Postoffic lpyproflff f K ft i fe -J'i ; i,j '..