THE NE"W? AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON. y'l THE INEW AOE. Eitabllihed 1896. A. D.OrlOln, Manager. Office, 2i24 Stark Street, Concord Building, Portland, Oregon, AGENTS. C.'A. Rlttcr Portland, Oregon K. II. Holmes -Spokane, Washington "F. Frltr. Kcelilo and) 915 I'aclllc Av , E,H. Ilrtlce -...I Tacimia, Wash' Waldo llogcl - Walla Walla, Wash. To Insure publication, all local news must reach us not later than Thursday Morning of each week, Subscription price, otic year, payable In ad- Tance, jscrlpth c, fi.oo. CITY NEWS Miss Blancho Crawford Is reported to bo still qulto 111. PORTLAND HOTEL NOTES Ye that havo tears prepare to Bhed them (or W. M. Emerson has left the city. W. Burnetto, tho tonsorlal artist, has sold out his Interest in tho bar bor shop and Is now Installed nt tho Portland In tho capacity of waiter. Mr. Will Rutherford left on tho 13th for his old home In Columbus, S. C, where ho will bo married. Ho carries with him the best wishes of an his associates. Mr. Hooper's llttlo son Is quite with an attack of pneumonia. Ill Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Thompson nro now domiciled nt 113 N. Seventh. r Mrs, Joel, who has been slightly In disposed, Is ablo to bo around ngaln. !t Remember tho fair on the 23d and , ',' '24th . of Docombor at tho A. M. E. :'Zibn church. Mr. C. A, Lucas returned homo this week from an extended tour of tho Northwestern States. Mm. .Anna Dickenson leaves next i'week for n visit to frlonds and roln tives'In Oakland, Cnl. , 'Washington French, who sovcrcly cut 0. W. .Johnson, was fined $300 In tho state circuit court. Wo lnndvortently omitted the nnmo of Mrs. 'J. Green from nmongHt Mrs, A. Duncan's guests Thanksgiving. MIsb Ruby Paris, a nlcco of Mrs. Chns. Bcssollnn, Is tho guest of Mrs. Lulu Eastou of 411 Sovonth street. Phil. Asby Is on the sick list. E. M. Johnson Is running on the O. It. & N. In tho capacity of waiter In tho dining car. Head Walter J. C. Logan has taken several days of much needed rest this week and in his absonco Cnptnln Goodwin ably assisted Thomas John son, tho second waiter, In the dis chargo of his duties. Messrs. LUithlcum & Laslngcr havo superseded tho whlto boys in the clonk room. Would It not bo a wlso Idea for some of our pooplo to ask for a place in tho city administration; such as policeman, Janitor, watchmnn or a clorkshlp, or In fact any thing that carries with It a recognition of our loyalty to tho (republican party, if not that as a citizen of Portland. WALLA WALLA NEWS WALDO BOQLE, Correspondent. :00 WOMEN AS FARMERS. THE won PSt. Mr. Geo. Montnra and sister, Mm. Goo. Carter, left for their homo In Victoria, D. C, aftor a visit of a wook In our city. Tho mcotings of tho Paul L. Dun bar literary society havo been dis continued until tho second Thursday In January. The sowing clrclo for tho benoflt of tho A. M. E. Zlon church will meet Monday ovonlng at tho residence of Mrs. E. A. West, No. C27 Front Btrcot. All invited to nttond. Do not forgot thnt you nro Invited to moot Now Northwest Lodgo, No. 2554. O. U. of O. F., at their hall Bouthcast cornor Second nnd Yamhill on Tucsdny, Docombor 1C, on tho oc casion of their 19th anniversary. A very pleasant reception was ten dered to Miss Ella Slcdgo of Tncoma, nt tho resldenco of Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Holds on Woanosdny ovonlng. A largo number of young pcoplo wore present and a vory onjoynblo ovonlng passed. Mr. McCantB Stewart paid our city a visit with n view to locating hero if tho outlook scorns favorablo to him. Mr. Stowart Is ono of Michigan's prominent Inwyers and would bo. n dcslrablo addition to our pcoplo in this city. "Tho Bachelors' Excluslvo Sot" will givo a comedy play In threo acts on Docombor 19 under tho auspices of tho "Phyll8 Whoatloy Progressive Sot." MRS. W. B.- PLUMMER, Pros. MRS. S. J. DAY. Sec. MRS. ,F. A. ESTELLE, Treas. Walla -VnlIo, Wash, Dec. 11, '02. Charles Prlco, of WcBton, was a visitor to tho city Inst week. Mrs. R. A. Boglo who has been id with tho grip is much Improved. Elva Spro nndJ.C. Lawronco nro visitors to Walla Walla from Pendle ton, v J. H. Ryan, of tho Scnttlo Rpub llcnn, Is In luo city to nttond to lcgul business. R. E. Porter nrrlvod In Walla Walla . yesterday nftcrnoon from Mcacham. Ed. Brown, tho prlnco of Walla Wfllla at times seems to got so busy and looking as glnd. Society lms been principally occu pied with bazaars and Christmas shopping during tho week. Tho only socinl functions being a fow Informal homo nffalrs nnd a fow small thentor parties. Mr. and Mrs. John Blueford gavo an informal at homo at tholr resi dence, 11C Poplar street, last Thurs day ovonlng. Tho parlors woro gay ly decorated with autumn leaves and Chrysanthemums. In a cozy nook In tho hall delicious punch wab served. After a delicious supper was derved at 10:30 dancing was enjoyed till n lato hour. About soventy friends woro presont. COMING ATTRACTIONS. Tho Vallorl Slstors, now with "Tho Telephone Girl" Company, nro two pretty and vivacious soubrettcs, who Introduco a now and startling act, which captures tho audience nnd novor falls to bring sounds of ap plause "Tho Telephono Girl" Com pany opens at Cordray's Theater Thursday, Docombor 18, and will bo HE question of occupations for omen Is one of Individual inter est, ns well as of economic Impor tance, nnd therefore the remarks of one speaker nt the Furmcrs Congress re cently held In Mneon, Gn have attract ed special attention. He urged that women should consider farming as a life-work, and he mnue out a good case. The old-fashioned fnrmcr guided himself by tradition largely, and con ducted most of his operations by main strength. Successful fanning at the present dny Is n mutter of machinery and method. Much of the work a farmer does Is ns easy ns many Indus trial processes. A woman who could tend a loom or run n sewing mnchlno can guldo n harvester, aud bo tho bet ter for It, physically. A precedent In this field was estab lished long ngo. Women havo suc ceeded ns farmers. When they havo figured as 'fruit growers, florists, boo keepers or poultry raisers no one has Intimated that theirs was not "wom en's work," nnd there Is little dispo sition to belittle tho achievements of widows or daughters who havo made wise uso of an Inherited farm. In no way Is the gool old profession of agri culture fenced In, andlt seems to offer a spcclnl welcome to the self-supporting women who long for that free nnd wholesoiuo life which no city can afford. Such women might regenerate many a rural community thnt seems now to be going down hill. Tho telephone, tho trolley and freo mnll delivery pro vldo them with resources thnt wero unknown to the last generation, nnd with the help of these they can In vlgornto the social llfo of any region, and thus becomo public benefactors, probably to bo recognized nnd honored as such. But, thnt aside, the happi ness they would 11 nd In health and In-, dependence would bo Uioir own sum clout reward. tho attraction threo nights, with udunl Saturday matinee. Tho Now Ago is always pleased to publish all of tho now of tho doings of our peoplo that aro of Interest and would bo pleased at any and all times to recelvo contributions of tho social happenings. All communica tions should reach us not later than 12 o'clock Thursday If deslrod to bo printed tho same week. Miss Graco Duncan has tho honor of being tho 1st grndunto from tho Sowing School carried on by tho Jewish Ladles' Aid Society. In ad dition to a diploma, tho society pre sented ner witn a sliver tnimoio, scissors and emory bag, whilst her teachers present was a silver darn ing egg and a handsome silk work bag. Wjo learn of a case in this city whero a widow Is considering a pro posal of marriage from a gentleman who promises if she will consent that her children by a former marriage shall have all their desires gratified. She is undecided as in the case of a friend of hers similarly situated the step-father is now insisting that tho girl quit school and earn her own living. , t Here wo are, at the First A. M. E. Zlon church, 13th and Main streets. At 11:00 a. m. preaching by the pas tor, the text, Jno. 6:66-68, The doc trine: "Many who seem to be dis ciples of Christ go back and walk no more with Jesus." And at 8: p. m. tho pastor will take for his text, Isa. 42:5-8: the doctrine: "God has provided tho Savior and alone can reveal him; and he will keep this glory to hlmfcelf." AIbo special song service All cordially Invited. O. B. F. MOORE, Padtor. Try green pepper sandwiches for a luncheon dainty. Rub a bit of soda over meat or poultry that socuis ovcrrlpo and wnah lu cold water. For sweet potato waffles, mash cup ful of potatoes; add four tcnspoonfuls of flour, ono each of sugar and butter, half toaspoonful salt, aud milk to make thin batter. Cream chceso toast is nn'excollent savory, and a very good way of using J up n small piece of cream cheeso. Cut thin slices from a roll, lightly spread with dissolved butter, season with cnyenno and salt. Put a sllco of cream descended to her from her mother, tho tiny Swiss watch her father had given her, her solo golden possessions. She had money enough to take her to the next port, nnd was confident theru she could enrn sufficient to lake her to the one beyond. And tho friends she made she could accept ns seeking her for her own worth; she had not wealth nor power to uso ns decoys. And friends not a few there were she gathered to herself on her travels; men and women attract ed by her truthful, buoyant personal ity, whoso contagion they sought ns the moth the flame, but with happier results. Tho last I heard of her she was half way round the world, still with a light purse and a light heart. This friend lncked tho possession of beauty, yet wherever she went sho won her way to the hearts of those about her. Observing her sot mo phil osophizing thus: Hnpplncss Is the most attractive holding ono can have. It Is better than beauty for beauty Is ns a flower of the grass, while a hnppy spirit Is ono of the things that Tlmo need not corrupt. Knthorlno Popo in tho Pilgrim. Economical Hint In Dressing. Tho llrst great economy to practico Is to tako care of the existing ward robe. When removing a coat, dress or hat, brush It mid let It nlr a llttlo beforu putting It away. Let there be at least two loops with which to hang up a skirt, and for bodices nnd- coats n loop at each urmholo. A basket work skirt dummy will bo found of great use, not only In dressmnklng, hut when n skirt Is damp, ns putting it on tho dummy to dry will prevent Its wrink ling. When purchnslng n dress length get an extra yard or so; this will bo found Invaluable In enso of accidents, and If tho dress Is to bo altered at any tlmo nn extra pleco Is a necessity. ' Tho most economlcnl dress for even lug wear In a black one, to which va riety can be given by wearing differ ent colored sashes, or flchu or lnco col lar. It Is by no menus economical to buy very cheap things they do not wear well nor really look well when they aro now; but especially and uboe nil eschew cheap boots, shoes and gloves. Undcrllnou must always ho" kept In repnir. Dainty underskirts may bo mndo of zephyr or muslin for sum mor, or satin nnd moreen for winter. But perhaps tho most Important, nnd It may bo the most difficult, wny to economize Is to avoid nil Indiscriminate buying of "bargains," nnd to strenu ously refrain from purchnslng things or which there Is renlly no need. To be neat Is to bo well dressed. RAM'S HORN BLA8T8. VfRP Warning Note Calling; tha Wicked to Repentance ETTER crnwl to heaven than fly to hell. To reject cor rection Is to re fuse wisdom. Secret sins nro tho secret of nearly all sin. Dlnlectlc darts will never deter tho devil. All methods fall without right mo tives. Throwing old crusts to the poor Is not casting bread on tho witters. The best evidence of Christianity la Christ made evident In tho Christian. Ho who Is wise lu his own conceits is npt to bo foolish in his own concerns. He who loves Him leans on Him nnd ho who lcnns loves Him nioro nnd more. It Is no uso nsklng God to warm your heart while you aro living In tho Arctic of situ The grnco to do smnll things may bo greater thnu tho gift of doing great tilings. Tho wlso mnn will hldo his knowl edge whero fools uro Inylng out their ignorance. Every gronn on God's grindstono may nienii a greater glisten In Ills pol ished stone. Tho prospect of n big Sunday dlnnor has spoiled tho preaching of many n good sermon. Some men nro klcklmr tin n dimt in tho church to hldo tho dirt they make In tho world. If wo nro nothing but snoniros deiiond upon it God will sends us tho presstiro of pnln to squeeze us. God's heroes nro known In heaven whether their pictures nppear lu tho papers of earth or not. t. Boeder. It. Marquart SEVENTH A GL18AN KXCHANOE. Choice Wln, Motion and Cigars. Bollwood r.cer. Phone ('lay tii 115 N. 7th St., Portland mllK OAK CAFE. P. W. PICK, Prop. Choice Line of Wlnc, Llquora and Cigars. Oregon Phono Hood 82ft. Cor. Fourth and Oak bu. Portland, Or. For a good social tlmo call and sco JOHN WOIDA. Kino Wines, Liquors nnd Clgan. Telephone Clay 03. 4C0 flllsnn 8t., Portland. Or .) OIIN KKl.I.Y Ocneral Inrnep A cent. Fire and Marine. nottUli Union A National Int. Co., Edlnbttrg nnd London; Western F. and M. Aurance Co., Toronto, Can. ICJf Third it., Columbian llldg. P. r. HALL. Cor. Commercial and Htantnn 8t., Portland Ore. lne, Lliiuoti und I'ltto Clgan. Oregon Phouu Pink 413. V. M. PRESTON. CIlOCEItlK". Free dclUcry to all partnof the City. vco IjirrnU'c Hi., corner Ilamalo. Portland, Or. 'Phone Scott 871. NEIL O'HARE. Oceanic. Exchange. Cholco Wlnci, Liquors Slid ("learn. Frco Lunch, Cor ItiiKtoll nnd llreudte Sts., Portland, Or. mllK WESTEUN LUMHKK COMPANY onicot Seventeenth and Front Street. Portland, Oregon. rjUIK EXCHANGE. Ocorgo Bobcckl. FINE WINES. LIQUOK8 AND CI0AI18. ' WKINHAHIl'S llEEIt. 101 Third Street North. riAI.Ii AT Kit FIltST 8T, For 1'rcili Dread, CaVci nnd Piss Pally. Undoubtedly tho greatest scenic American" stage, ThlcST certainly?-80 " f,""" ta takes foremost place In tho list of ,tho ovcn Servo hot now mclodramaa, is "The Jamea Haw oysters enter frequently into a Boys In Missouri," which Is to bo pre- salad combination of which tho other aented hero shortly nt Cordray's Tho-1 component parts nro broken walnut ntor. John Abbott nnd Harriott Lees . nicut8 nui celery cut Into dice those nnd a great company aro In tho cast. BUSINESS LOCALS. Noatly furnished rooms at reason ablo rates apply to Mrs. Annlo Yates, 307 Couch Btreet. Always ask for the famous General Arthur cigar. Esbcrg-Gunst Cigar Co., general agents, Portland, Or. For first class dental work and Erompt attention, go to the New York lental Parlors, Fourth and Morrison treeti. Money to loan, on furniture, pianos, or any good securities. Notes and znoragages bought. 8. W. King, room 45 Washington building. The Enterprise Lodge, No. 47, A. F. and A. M., will have their annual address delivered by Rev. Geo. W. Tolson at Bethel A. M. E. church, on December 28. Walter L. B. Plum jner. W. M,; G. J. Gardner, Sec. All Mnsona In good Btandlug are Invited. Services at Bethel A. M. E. church: Preaching at 11:00 a. m. and at 8:00 p. m; class meeting at 12:15 p. m.; Sunday school at 1:00 p. m. Tho sacrament will bo administered. The Presiding Elder Rev. Geo. A. Bailey will bo present. All are cordially In vited. REV, GEO. W. TOLSON, Pastor. Call at Etinson & Watltins, dealers in cigars, tobacco and confections, soda water, etc. 03 Sixth etieet, Portland, Oregon. The Yakima Market, H. A. Brasen, manager, fresh and cured meat and poultry, 149 First street Oregon 'phone Main 989. Ford & Laws, successors to J. T. WllBon.auctloncers, household furni ture and bankrupt stocks bought and sold. Office and salesrooms 182 First Btreet, Portland, Oregon. Columbia 'phone 505; Oregon 'phone South 261, French Dyeing and Gleaning Works. All work done at very modreate prices. Dyeing and cleaning of all kinds of ladies' and gent's clothing. Morn ing cloth dyed in 48 hours. J. De leau, proprietor, 455 Gliaan street. We want your trade. Music half price; musical instruments of all kinds, cash or installments. II. II. Wright, wholesale and retail dealer in music and musical merchandise. The Music building, 349 Wosighnton street, Portland, Oregon. F. E. BEACH A CO., Tho Pioneer Paint Company, make a specialty of selling tho best things inado in paints. Houce Paint, Floor Paint, Barn Paint, Fenre Paint and Roof Paint ; Enamels, Varnishes, Colors, Stains, Cementico KaUomine nnd general build ing material. 135 First St., N, W, cor Aluer, Portland, Oregon. arranged on a bed of lottuco hearts with a Freuch dressing poured over tho whole. A necessity for the success of this salad Is that tho oysters should bo very cold, and tho celery aud lettuce of crisp perfection. If when making a fruit tart you make a llttlo opening In tho center of the crust and Insert either a straw or a lit tle paper funnel, tho steam will escape through It as through a chimney, nnd all tho Julco will be retained In tho plo. Tho great thing In baking a custnrd Is to prevent It from boiling, becnuso If It bolls It Is full of holes, and the np poarance Is completely spoiled. To pre vent this, placo tho dish tho custnrd Is in In a larger dish half full of water. The water will boll, but not tho custard, and It will cook qulto satisfactorily. Tako out as soon as It is sot Ou Children's Dress. It does not seem to bo sufficiently recognized that soon after babyhood Is forsaken children of both sexes usu ally begin to bo sensible of their out ward appearance. And their half un conscious satisfaction In being cleanly and appropriately dressed has un doubted intluenco upon their manners. Not a few mothers, wise nnd sensblo women, If a trltlo short-sighted, hesi tate to accept this view from . fear of stimulating vanity. But a certain nnd proper vanity Is Innate in many na tures, and It Is far better to encourago It than to awaken a feeling of resent ment In sensitive children who seo their playmates more carefully dressed than themselves. Do not dress a child extravagantly; neatness, comfort, aud caro that noth ing should be worn lu a manner to re tard development are the Important essentials; daintiness and thought as to "becomlngness" of color and style make up tho rest Some Great Men's Wives. Tho, wives of great men havo, In some Instances, not contributed to tho happiness of their tnleutcd partners, though It must bo added that this was not nlwnys tho fault of tho womnn. Tho poet Heine, on tho day after his tuarrlago, drew up a will, In which ho bequeathed all ho possessed to his wife, on condition thnt sho married again. He desired, ,ho said, that nt least ono mnn should regret IiIh death. Fielding, the novelist, married n serv ing maid. Sir Thomas More' wife scolded him on tho eve of IiIh execu tion. Milton had trouble with both of his wives. Hnzlttt's wlfo cared nothing for his ability. Her tempor was Intense, nnd tho tragedy of the unsympathetic played Itself to tho bit ter end. Colerldgo left his wlfo nnd children without an apology or fare well, and never would seo them ngaln. Mollere, nt tho ngo of 40, married nn nctress, aged 17. 8ho ran awny from htm. Shelley married nn Innkeeper's daughter. Ho soon desorted her and sho committed suicide. COL. LORD DIED A RECLUSE. BtraiiKO Career of Undo of lieu Jam lit Harrison's Widow. Col. John II. Lord, for thirty years a recluse, died nt ltlo, n mountain set tlement ten miles west of Port Jervls, recently, nt tho ngo of 85 years. Ho was bom nt Rome, N. Y nnd bcennio a protego of tho well-known civil en gineer, Johu 11. Jervls, nftcr whom Port Jervls was mimed, nnd assisted him lu tho construction of the Crotou aqueduct, Now York City. Nearly fifty years ngo Col. Lord's family was among the most prominent In northeastern politics, nnd ho exer clsed a tremendous power lu tho policy of tho Keystono State. Ho wns n mem ber of tho Pennsylvania mllltln, nnd belonged to Gov. W. F. Packer's staff. At the tlmo his brother, Russell F. Lord, wns at tho head of tho mnniiiro- ment of tho now abandoned Delawuro and Hudson cnnnl. Col. Lord wns his lleutennnt, nnd next to him In author Ity. Ho wits nn uncle by marriage of President Benjanilii Harrison's llrst wife uud a blood undo of his widow. Some eighty years ngo n bank wns established In Honesdnle, Pit., and John Neal was Its llrst cashier. Ho had n daughter who afterward became the wife of Col. Lord. Mrs. Neal's sis ter was tho wife of tho Rev. Dr, Scott professor in Washington College, Washington, Pn nnd they hnd two daughters, Carrlo nnd Elizabeth. Thov visjiwi tneir aunt, Mrs. John F. Lord, i.. it. I..,.. .... ... ... A I'rcnli Lino of Qroccrlci, Teaa, Coffcen, Etc. MItH. E. N. I1UCHANAN, Proprietress. mllE 8AIIANAC CAFE. JL KILLS ,t OHL8, Tropt. Cyriu Nollo Whtilcoy. dialing Ilranda ot Wlnci nnd Cholco Clgnra.- 'Hpoclalty, Olympla llcor. Oregon 'Phono Bouth 1071. 41 N, Hlxth Ht.. Cor. Couch. POIITI.AND, Oil. A L1IINA FKItllY EXCHANGE John Evcnon, Proprietor, Dealer In Choice Wlnei, Liquor and Clgan. 18 Allilua uremic, comer lllver ttreet Albliia, Oregon. I ALL AT .NINTH AND OI.18AK Sift J. Y- KYAN, Dealer In Grocerlei, Fruits, Confectionery and Halting, Corner of Ninth and Gllian Btresta 1 MKIUCAN IIAKEIIV. Out Mankerti, Prop. AH Klndi of llread, Cake and 1'lei, Home in ado Dread a Hpeclalty. BatUfactlon Guaranteed. tOO Wllllami Aro. Portland, Ors. THE 8AUANAC CAFK LII.US .V OHLB, Props. Oregon Phone, Kouth 1071. CYItim NOIILK WHIHKKY. Leading Ilraudaof The Happiest Woman. I think the most serenely happy per son I have ever known was a young woman starting out to travel around the world with very little scrip in her purse, and no appreciable amouut of luggage In the ship's hold. Hho was an nearly care-free as it Is given us to be In these days of civilization. Hho could leavo her stateroom with no fear her bag of Jewels would bo discovered and abstracted sho had no bag of Jewels; wore on her person the brooch that had Health and Iieuutr Hints, Benzoin In sufllelent quantities to make the water milky will aid In tight ening tho sklu. Rough soaps obtained from the kitch en are not such bad skin bleachers. Tho skin can bo scrubbed with this sonp, which very often contains powerful nclds, aud then can be Immediately washed again, so that the acids aro not left to cat Into the skin. Tho physical culture doctors those who guuriinteo to ralso tho height de clare that there is a great deal In the slinplp straightening of the figure. They hold that tho body Is built upon a framework which often bends from lack of care or twists from somo physi cal defect An excelent reclpo for the cure of chapped hands and lips Is as follows; Dissolve In equul quantities of whlto wax and sweet oil a small piece of cam phor. It should be put In a stone Jar on the hob nnd melted. It must then be kept closely covered. To bo applied to tho hands after washing and pre vious to drying them. A surface burn which only scorches the outer skin, shriveling It, causlug much pain, but not Injuring the under tissues, is a first-degree burn. No blister forms under tho skin of a bum of this sort, which a water treatment should cure entirely. A rub with olive oil for n couple of days will usually send every trace of It away. Very often a dark neck will bo light ened from ono to five shades by scrub bing with n flno scrubbing brush nnd yellow soap of the kind that Bridget uses. Do not, by any means, let It re muln on the skin, but after using the soap bathe tho neck with ono quart of hot water In which there lu a table spoon of powdered borax dissolved. Bavaria Beer Hall. LOUI8 KLUa, Proprietor. Cor. Becond and Oak Sti. POIITLAND, Or. W.'nmm mntl Ohalam Olgmrm. In Honesdnle, and ono of them. LIz.le ronT,,:-''''''''''...,, uvi-iiiiiuuy mnrrieu kuhscii i Lord. who nud becomo a widower nnd wus several years her senior. The other sister wus visited In Honesdule by President Harrison, then a young In diana lawyer, aud their acquaintance ripened into mnrrlage. Mr. nnd Mrs. Russell Lord had a daughter, who Is now tho widow of President Harri son nnd nleco of his first wlfo. After tho Civil Wnr the Lords lost their prestige nnd tho decedent bccailiu Irregular In his habits und finally lost his wealth. For a number of years ho worked ut odd Jobs nt the Into Win throp W. Gllman's tannery lu Kulllvnu County, and In lumber mills, aud sud denly disappeared from bis family nud lived npart from his fellow man In an Isolated cablu In the mountains west of Port Jervls. A few ycaro ago tho cabin wns burned, snys a Now York Times special, and Col. Lord resided with residents of Wo,. Ho Is survived by ono son, n wealthy retired merchant of Philadelphia, whoso repeated offers of a homo to his father were refused. Chanco visitors to his cabin found It well supplied with books, and wero surprised at his cxtenslvo knowledge. TOE UYNJJ3 BALOON. Northern corner of Gllian and Hoyeulh Bli, A Choirs Collection ol Wlnct and Liquors. Imported and Domcitlo Cigars, c. I. JONK8. Nono Open Now, Weary Wiggles Lady, can't yer help a poor feller w'nt do coul strlko has knocked out of his llvlu'? Mrs. Klndurt Here, tuko this quar ter; and so you're a miner, ehV Weary Wiggles No, ma'am. I mnko a specialty o' falllu' down open coal holes nn' sum' fur damuges. Philadel phia Press. CIOAHR, TOIIACCOH, CANDIES. ritUITH, NUTH, ETC. IBS fllilh Strict, lletucen (Jlliau and Hoyt. Portland, Oregon IKNIIY FLF.CKENBTEIN A CO. WHOLESALE WINK8 AND LIQUORS. Jtnportort aud Jobbers. SUS-aug Becond 8t., Doth Telejihonca Main US. Portland, Or. Appropriate Kxprosslon. "I'm at a. loss for the proper word," walls the novelist. "To express what?" "To Indicate the splendor of tho heir ess' eyes to express their richness." "Why not say 'coal-black' eyes tho word 'coal' will express costliness per sonified," Baltimore Herald, Not Good for Anything'. Cholly Doctor, I waut something for my head. Dr. Grullly My dear fellow, I would n't take It for u gift Judge. KomctliiicH tho woman that's rattled jets in the best work. rplIK 1IAVAHIA BALOON A, II. IIUUQEIt, Prop. Imported and Domeitlo Wlnci, Liquor and Clgara. Wtiluhard' fleer, Phone Oregon Ulask 19L) B. E. Corner Becond and Oak Streets, 1'OUTLANP, OltEQON. APOLF FKTTKUHON, Proprietor, OLOK BWEN80N, ' liarkeepsr. TUB STOCKHOLM. Wners can bo found llneit of Linuori, Wines aud Clgan, Oregon Phono Clay COT,p Corner Sixth aud Flandort, Portland. Or mllK POPULAIt. JOHN ECKLUND, Proprietor, Telephone! : Oregon Hed83lj Columbia U. I2i Flnt Btreet. Portland, Oregoaw 3