TILE NEW AGE, POttTLAyP, OREGON.
Get tho Most
Out of Your Food
"You don't and can't if your stomnchiu
wnk. A wcnk Btomnch doea not digest
nil tlint is ordinarily taken into it. It
gets tired easily, und wlmt it falls to di
gest is wasted.
Among tlie signs of a weak Btomach
nre uneiisiness after eating, fits of ner
vouh henduchc, and disagreeable belch
ing.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
strengthens and tones the Btomnch and
tho wholo digestive system.
A Variety of Reasons.
'Why is sho going to tho mountains
this year?"
"Oil, eho lias several reasons. Tho
doctor lias ordored hor to go, hor hus
band lias ordered her to stay at homo,
and eho is sick of tho ehoro and tho
country. Jndgo.
In Higher Position.
"Mo darter Nora is goln' V marry
Cabcv, that wurrucks in tho basement
of that buildln'. fi't Oi
her that sho moight
do betillin'
hev looked
higher."
"Indado?"
"Via; eho cud hov hod Murphy, that
wurrucks on tho top story of tho samo
skyscraper."
Tho woll-postod druggist advises you
to ueo Hamlin's Wizard Oli for pain,
for ho knows what it has dono.
Got Hli Shire.
"I am sorry, doctor, you wore not
ablo to attond tho church supper last
night; it would havo dono you good
to bo tliero."
"It has already dono mo good,
madam. I have just proscribed for
thrco of thopartlcipants.
It Cure TVlilloTnti 'nlk.
Allen's Fooi.Eaio makes tight and new shoes
feel easy. It la rt cortnln euro (or sweating, cnl.
luusandswollon.tlred.hot.achlnK feet. lry It
oday. AtalldruBKiiU.SSc. 'I rial iacUgp mail
ed HIKE. Adrcus Allen 8. Olmttod, Loltoy,
N.Y.
A Comparison.
Grandpa I had n follow out walking
yesterday and well I guess I tuckered
him out. But then ho 1b old.
Bobie Why, grandpa, you are 82
yourtolf.
Well, maybo lam; but this follow
was at least a year older."
CITtt rrmnrntlr Cur-4 ro fit" or ntnonnum
FIIO fUrnrn.lT''i-nnpr. hllD'i(lri-HNcrr-Hotonr.
BtivirorPIinUSi.OOIrUllioltlsanittrMt.
In. DB.kU.KllKK,Lll..)IAKhSU.riiUadelUU.l
Out it First.
Bcftleigh I aw had n most do
lightful dweam lawst night, donchor
know.
Miss Cutting Indeed!
"Yaws. I dweamed that we wore
mawwiod donchor know."
."Had I dreamed that should havo
classed it as a horrible nightmare."
Mothers will find Mrs. Vlnilow.'s Sooth
ing 8ynij the beat remedy to uae lor their
Children during the teething period.
Wanted Montyi Worth.
Mr. Grump That confounded doctor
charged me 5, for telling m that
there was nothing wrong witli mo.
Mrs. Grump Outrageous!
Mr. Grump Yes; if ho had discov
ered dangerous symptoms I shouldn't
havo mindo'l it in tho least.
tte Had One.
"Do you gunrantco a fit," asked the
anrioua man na ho entorcd tho tailor
ebon.
"Oh. yeas you'll have a fit all
right," eald tho obliging person with
tlie tapo measure And when tho
clothoa were delivered and ho found
that tho trousers woro cut too short,
tho anxious man had one as he gur
gled: "How true them words wna
spoke."
Observing Child.
"Whore doea the electricity come
from that lights our houses?" asked tho
teacher.
"It cornea from tho wall," answered
the littlo girl who resided in on apart
ment houBO. "Tho janitor goes and
unbuttons it."
Contagious
Blood Poison
There is no poison so highly contagious,
o deceptive and to destructive. Don't be
too sure you are cured because all external
signs of the disease have disappeared, and
the doctor says you are well. Many per
sons have been dosed with Mercury and
Potash for months or yeara, and pro
aounced cured to realize when too late
that the disease was only covered up
. , .,, driven from the
Ukm mmwtm imm, ,, to break
'oot again, and to their sorrow and mortifi
cation find those nearest and dearest to
them have been infected by this loath
tome disease, for no other poison it so
surely transmitted from parent to child
as this. Often a bad case of Rheumatism,
Catarrh, Scrofula or severe skin disease,
an old sore or ulcer developing in middle
life, can be traced to blood poison con-
KariJ ThmSlnotthm Pmreni.
life, for It remains smoldering In the fys-tern-forever,
unless properly treated and
driven out In the beginning. S. S. S. is
the only antidote for this peculiar virus,
the only remedy known that can over
come it and drive it out of the blood, and
it does this so thoroughly and effectually
that there is never a return of the disease
to embarrass or humiliate you afterwards.
w cures Contagious Blood
T sm.1 , Poison In any and all
stagea; contains no
fcj y j mineral to break dow n
Fkrlsr your constitution; it is
Eurely vegetable and the only blood puri
er known that cleanses the blood and
ut the same time builds up the general
health. " ., ,
Our little boolt on contagious blood
poison is the most complete and instruc
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about this disease, but also how to cure
yourself at home, It is free and should
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l-H-H-l-t-l-m-lli-l-l-H-tiitlil-f
FAVORITES
The Widow Mnlone.
Did you ln-ar of the Widow Mnlon,
Ohonel
Who lived In the town of Athlone,
Alou.'V
Oh! she melted the hearts
Of the swains lu them parts ,
So lovely the Widow Mnlorie, '
Ohone!
8o lovely the Widow Malone.
Of lovers the had a full score .
Or uiore;'
And fortunes they all had galore, i
In store;
From the minister down
To the clerk of the crown,
All were courting the Widow Malone,
Ohoue!
All were courting the Widow Malone.
But so modest was Mistress Malone,
Twos known
That no one could sec her alone,
Ohone!
Let them ogle and sigh,
They could ne'er catch her eye
So bashful the Widow Malone,
Ohone!
So bashful the Widow Malone.
Till one Mlsther O'Brlen'from Clari-"
llow quart-;
It's little for blu.lilng they caro
Down there
Put his arm round her waist,
Gave ten kisses at lnste
"Oh," B'ljs he, "you're my Molly Ma one
My own!"
Oh," sajs he, "you're my Molly Ma
lone!" And the widow they all thought so shy,
My eyul
Ne'er thought of a simper or sigh
For why?
Hut, "Lucius," says she,
"Since you've now made so free,
You may marry your Mary Malone,
Ohonel
You may marry your Mtry Malone."
There's a moral contained In my song,
Not wrong,
And, one comfort, it's not very long,
Hut strong;
If for widows you die
Lcaru to kiss, not to sigh,
For they're all like sweet Mistress
lone!
Ohoue!
Oh! they're all like sweet Mistress
lone!
Charles Lever.
Ma-
Ma
Little Hoy lllue.
The little toy dot; Is covered with, dust
Hut sturdy and stanch he trtauds:
And the little toy soldier Is red with rust,
And his musket molds In his hands.
Time was when tho littlo toy dog was
now ,
And the soldier was passing lair,
And that was the time when our Littlo
Boy Blue
Klmed them and put them there.
"Now, don't you'go till I come," he said,
"And don't you make any nolsel"
So toddling off to his trundle-bed
He dreamt of tho pretty toys.
And as be was dreaming nn angel song
Awakened our Little Boy' Blue
Oh, tho years are muuy, tho years are
long,
But the little toy friends aro true.
Aye faithful to Little Boy Blue they
stand,
Each in the same old place,
Awaltlug the touch of a little hand,
The smile of a little face.
And they wonder, as waiting these long
years through
In the dust of that little chair,
What lia become of our Little Boy Blue
Since he' kissed them and put them
there?
-Eugene Held.
QIANT PREHISTORIC BIRD.
Ksra of tho KpyornU Found Off the
Mudauaacar Count.
The recent (hiding of an egg of the
great epyornls floating about In St.
Augustine Hay, on the southwest coast
of Madagascar, lias induced a party of
Germans headed by Gottlieb Adolf
Krause, the German explorer, to un
dertake an exploration of the remote
Interior at Madagascar In search of
possible living specimens of this great
bird of tho post-pliocene period of the
world's history. The egg may have
come down with the floods from tho
unexplored Ulterior or tue island, or
may have been burled for centuries lu
tho sand, preserved by fcome curious
freak of nature, and then carried to
sea. Which of these theories Is tho
proper one Professor Krnuse and his
party will try to discover.
According- to geologists, nt ono tlmo
Madagascar and the Islands east of
Afrlcu wcro one, but that later tho
land subsided and left tho Islands sep
arated by a strait, and since tbut time
tho Islands have developed species to
themselves. The climatic changes
which ensued are believed by bomo to
nave exterminated the epyornls. But
others deolaro that, as tho country
chnnged. the gigantic bird retired deep
er und deeper Into the wilderness,
where It has remained ror centuries
without molestation, unless It has been
annihilated by borne unknown savage
tribe In the Interior, nnd will 'be found
there to-day, somewhere between tho
desert and the Aukarah Mountains.
The finding of the egg In St. Augus
tine Bay has deepened this Impression,
nnd Professor Krauso will try to es
tablish the truth of the theory that
tfio egg Is of recent origin and not
curiously preserved through centuries.
Several French adventurers have tried
to penetrate into the Interior, but they
have returned without definite results,
telllug only of brief glimpses of queer
animals, which were not accepted as
valuable' by scientists. Possloly the
Germnu explorers may be more for
tunate. The egg found Is tho thirty-fourth
In existence, nnd the largest Is 0 by
14 Incites In diameter. The bird itself
1.4 believed by scientists to havo been
fully fifteen feet high, nnd to hnve
weighed more than a ton, far larger
thnn the ostrich, which Is Itself n dan
gerous bird to handle; n blow from
its clnws would be fatal. Stories of
some such bird In the Interior have
long been extant among natives, not
only of Madagascar, but of other coun
tries, and Interest In them has been
awakened by the finding of tho new
cgK.
The trials the expedition will hnvo to
contend with will bo tho Inhospltnllty
of tho Inhabitants, scorching heat,
scarcity of wuter, malarial swamps,
and extreme perils of Journeying
through primeval tropical forests. Two
other parties while In search of the
epyorula met death In tho burning des
erts of Klllnrlvo, but, with tho better
appliances carried by Professor
Krause nnd his party, It Is believed
that they will make discoveries that
will prove the- cxlstenco or non-existence
of this great bird of prehistoric
times. Previous researches hnve not
been cnrrlcd on beyond the high tublo
lnud, but the Germans will try to pun
ctrato tho wilds beyond tho Oullahy
river.
SHE WORE THE KEY.
Sod Kyes, I'ntbetlc Droop Made It a
Mystery Until Kxpluliicd.
It was tho usual crowd of well
gowned femininity that filled the car,
wending ItH way matlncuward. Every
woman at all young or nt all aiming to
be fashionable, wore a chain of some
sort from which dangled charms of
every kind and descriptions, lockets,
heart-shnped nnd round, small gold or
silver purses, lorgnettes nnd watches.
The girl In the smart black costume,
with exquisite sables, appeared to be
exempt from the prevailing inauln, and
therefore became the mark for tho at
tention of the observer of details. As
the atmosphere of the car grew warm
er she (dipped the long fur scurf from
her neck, revealing tho fact that so
far from being immune she had
eclipsed all the others lu the originality
of her "dangle."
A small gold chain wns worn around
her neck nnd fell half wuy to tho
wnlst. On It wns a key set with dia
monds. It wns no cnprlco of tho Jew
eler, but the real article, nn ordinary
every-day affair such as ono wrestles
with at the front door.
Now, what wns tho romance con
nected with that very prosaic key
making It worthy to bo net with dia
monds nnd displayed so prominently
ns a treasured possession? Tho sad
eyes of tho owner had that misty, far
away look of unshed tears, Tho Par
isian lint fulled to hldo tho pathetic
droop of tho graceful head. -
Hero was n story, surely. Imagina
tion conjured up a picture of a betroth
al rudely broken by thu death of tho
fiance, the key treasured as a memen
to of the many happy evenings they
had spent together, und tho stolen
kisses In tho vestlbulo as ho hesitated
before opening the door for her, The
somber gown hinted nt a loss. Tho
wistful eyes nnd sweet lips accentu
ated tho Idea.
Or could the key be that of the vault
where the young man hnd been en
tombed? Could It be? Fancy wnxed
moro nnd more grewsomu with each
new contemplation of tho unusual
charm worn by this fair heroine of
modern romance.
At Sixty-fourth street another very
smart young woman boarded the car,
nnd with n friendly greeting, to the
girl with tho key nt once opened up n
conversation.
"I see you aro wearing your key,"
she began.
"Howshocklngly unfeeling," thought
the observer.
"Yes," replied sho of tho pnthot.lc
eyes. "1 can go out now with n peace
ful mind, knowing that Mario will not
bo wearing nix frocks. I never could
hldo It where sho couldn't find It."
Somehow the unshed tears and the
pathetic droop weren't bo noticeable
now. New York Herald.
No Chance fur Illm.
"Now that we aro engaged," Bald the
fair young thing, "I will tell you that
I do uot fear mice,"
"That Is nice," said tho prospective
groom.
"And," continued the fiancee, "I can
drive nails without hitting my thumb;
and I know how to use a paper cutter
without ruining a book; and I can add
a row of figures without making a sep
arate sum for each consecutive figure;
and I can build a Ure; and I can tell
when a picture Is hung straight on thu
wall."
Here the man drew himself up with
much dignity nnd sorrow, nud cried:
""fheu I cannot marry you, nlus!" "
"What prospect Is there for my ever
being uble to demonstrate the superi
ority of man over woman If I marry
a woman who possesses such traits of
character as you?" Baltimore. Ameri
can. Tho Logical YoutlL.
"In tho sentence, Tho train wound
around tho foot of tho mountain" di
rected the teacher, "you may purse tho
word 'mountain.' "
"Mountnln," began Johnny Wise, "U
a noun, common, feminine gender "
"Why do you sny It Is feminine?"
"Didn't you Just say that tho train
was wound around Its foot?" Bultl
moro American.
An old man of seventy told a whop,
per on tho streets today; he feald ho
felt as spry as n cat.
People shake bauds ou mighty small
provocation.
LEADING BUSINESS FIRMS OF
EASTERN OREGON.
rOUIS HUNZIKElt.
PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER, JEWELER
AND .OPTICIAN.
Diamonds, Watched, Jewelry, Bllvcrware, Op
tical tloodr, Cut dints.
72(5 Main Street.
PENDLETON, Oregon
rpHE OWL.
A HENTLKMAN'3 RESORT.
Fluent Wines, Liquors nnd Clnar. Glvo Ui n
Call, Oi. Depot, Lclt Hand Walk.
SMITH & ROCKWELL, Props.
La Urande, Oregon
THE MINT SALOON
O. L. MELLQUIST, Prop.
REST 11RAND9 OF W1NE9
AND l.lqUOHS
IMPORTED AND
DOMESTIC
UIUAKS
Comer Depot Btreot and
Jefferson Acnue,
LA ORANGE, OK.
E. Y. Junn. Preit. F K. Jrnn, Fen'y and Trcas.
Tiikhoj) E. KEl L, Manager
Incorporated, 1690 Capital Bloik, 110,000
PENDLETON
Woolen Mills
Manufacturer of
FleeceWool Blankets, Indian Robes
Casslmercs, Flannels
Pondlotan, Orom
The Leading
FURNITURE DEALER
AND
OF GASTGRN OREOON IS
,.M. A. RADER..
Funeral Director and Embalmer
IjuI)' AfcuUtiiiU.
1'KMII.KTON
OltKdON
Kates 2.50 Per Day nnd Up.
THE GEISER GRAND
(AMERICAN)
A. GEISEH, Proprietor.
Commercial, Family and
Tourist Hotel.
1IAKEU CITY, OllKGOX
01
mllE CELEIIRATED COLUMIIIA 1IREWERY
AUOUHT IlUCHLElt, Prop.
Tills well-known br'uwcry Is now turning out
flu Lost llii.r iinil I'nrtpri Hut fif tint ('RfcCmlc.
Iholuttst iijipllanu-s (or Ihu manufacture oj
Koixi iiuaiinini nevr nmu ihtii iiiiiimiim m, i
only Ihu flrt-chiM article will bo plaied on the
market.
East Hccoml Street
THE DALLES, Oil.
Dalles Laundry Go.
FIRST-OLASS WORK
atrJhortNotlco
Gentlemen's Work a Specialty
Local I'lions 34 1( Long IHalunca OO.'l
THE DALLES, OREGON
Z. F, MOODY
THE DALIES, OR.
General Forwarding
-AND-
Commission Merchant.
Otllcea and Wareliouu at
RAILROAD AND STHAA1GR DEPOTS
Wool liandllUK our niiicialtr.
(irain Ixiu.lit unit told.
Columbia
Brewery
Thm
Oalohrmtmtt
AUOUST HUCIU.1JR, Propr.
Of. Die product of l"l well-known brewery,
the I'nllul mate Heallli HepurU for Juno 't,
IKo. M); "A mora tiipvrlor bnwnciereiilered
the labratoryof the riiilul Hlato Health llo
porU. It In aUfllutely devoid of Ihu llKhlet
iraeuof adulteration, bui on thu other hand la
loinitfi.ed of lliu Im-i of malt mid c)ioliet of
hopH. lutnulciiuallllfkarenf IhehlKhttt.and
ll tan b iiu-d with tho Kreatvtl benefit and
atUfactlon by old and oimi. Il hub can eon
ujentloualr Oh pretorlhed by the plij.liUn.,
with the certainty that a better, purer or moro
ttholeiorno bererage tould not poulbly bo
found."
Emmt Smeond St., THE DALLE0, Oft.
TACOMA. WASHINGTON, ADVERTISING.
D KNAUKL,
" Proprietor of
THE HERMAN IIAKERY AND COFFEE
PARLORS.
Fresdi Dread and CaUi dally. Ornamental
Cakes a specialty. Only tho bel ami tmreit
inalertitl ucd lu onr llalcery. Dread delhered
Ireo litany tuirt ot tlie city. Tclepiumo Park
701. 1117 Paclllc AU'iiiio, Tacoma; Waililngton.
ROTHSCHILD & CO.
Port Tow nctid, Wanhlngton,
BIUPPINO AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS.
Ciutom House llroker and Stevedores.
Established 18.VI. Ilranch olllces Tacoma and
Seattle.
KENTUCKY LIQUOit CO.
Peter Bandltcrg, Proprietor.
WINES, LIQUORS AND CIOAR9.
Solo agent for Oiilness' Stout and HW Ale,
(Read lima, llottlimt). Established lfl. Tile
phone Main tW. 1140 Paclllo Avenue; lift)
Commerce St. Tacoma, Vt iislilngtou.
Tacoma Trunk Factory.
Trunks, Traveling Hags, Stilt Cases nnd
Telescopes.
RKPAIItINQ DONE.
730 Pacific Ave.
Tacoma, Wash.
H. A. DURR, lruprletorot
Cascade Steam Laundry
Newly Pitted and One of the Best
Laundries In the Northwest.
1309-H (' Street
tmiM'J I'oiiiniurclal Htrcot
lulephono Main :r.M
Tacoma, Washington
Grand Central Hotel.
W.W. HARMON, LenHonnd Mgr.
Headquarters for Lumbermen
'Miners and Tourists.
rirnt clan bar lu connection.
12IM2I3 Paclllo Aeniic. TACOMA, Wiuh
HUNT & NI0TTET CO.
Dealon In
General Hardware
MILL AND LOGGERS' SUPPLIES.
1501-1503-1505 Pacific Avenue
TACOMA, 'WASH.
llMl!-lttBittffliM?I
lijKiXri:
Tacoma Brass and Machine Works
J. 11AMFOU1), Proprietor.
...M ACM INISTS...
Agents and Builder of the Flynn Shingle Machines and Meteor Gasoline Engines
IRON AND BRASS CASTINGS.
Telephone Main 477. Fifteenth and A Sts., Tacoma. Wash
W. C. HOLMAN.
Dealer lu
Agricultural Implements
Wagons, Buggies, Etc.
210, 212, 21 1 Fiont Btreot. Cor. Salmon,
l'OKTLAW), OKKUON.
Pendleton Roller Mills
V, H. HVKItB, I'roprletor.
Daily Capacity 800 Barrels.
Manufaetururiof
Illuo ltlbbon ami l$yerti Heat Flour,
Bran ami Miorts.
Kolli'd Barloy ahvnyb on Hand.
Pendleton, Oregon.
TRY
Frye Bruhn & Co.
1810 Pacific Avenue, Tacoma, Wash,
Wholesale and Retail Butchers
Meats furnished for Kali roads
and Steamboat Lines.
THE
Puget Sound Iron & Steel Works
Machinists, Engineers
and Iron Founders
Marine, Saw Mill it lining Machin
ery. Losing Engines. Works, corner
Twonty-ilrfctnml A Sts. Phono Main 157.
Tacoma, Wasnington.
Merchants Delivery Co.
Forwarding Agouti (or
Northern Pacific, Great Morthtrn, Wells
Fargo and American Express Compan
ies! Swift & Co.) Omaha Packing
Co.) American Paper Co. Etc.
Baggage to and from Trains, Hotels, Etc.
Telephone Main 168.
936 Commerce St. Tacoma, Wath.
CASCADE CEREAL COMPANY
MANurACTUiiKiia or
Rolled Oats.
Daily Bread Flour.
Cereals of All Kinds.
Feed.
John Donahue
Manufacturer of and
Dealer In
...LUMBER
Sawmill and OlMco
Twenty-first and Dock Sta.
Telephone Main 269. Tacoma, Wahr
THLKl'IIONK 4a.
TACOMA CARRIAGE and BAGGAGE.
TRANSFER COMPANY.
Oltlco 1W Tenth Ht Poutlieaat corner o( A.
TACOMA, WASH.
Hacks, Coupes, Carriages, Baggago Wagonr
At All lloura.
I'ahH'iiKeri and )Iuiik"K" traiixferred Irnm
rr.l(IitiU'fiNil hotiU to and from all boata and
IraliK. llHtid lour elu cU (or Iikkkhkii to onr
iiiitMiiiKern, lio will meet onon all Incom
hiK iralmand toata. 1'lrit cIhh l.hory, Open
nliiilBtit. All rlii miir-ed "T. (J. ,tt 11. T. Co."
Star Brewery
Company
llrtnersaud IMtlenof
Hop Gold Beer
Vancouver, Wash,
,,a8t Thrd ond Burn,de Sl8,( Port.
lunu, urcon.
OltWJO.V I'llONK UlaCK SS35.
New York Grocery
UVS. II. HI.NSKNKAMI', I'roprlator.
FANCY AND STAPLE GROCERIES
TKAS, COl-TKKS AN I) SPICKS
A HM-'CIALTY.
Cor. Eleventh nr.d. Morrison Sts.,
' ' Portlaml, Oregon