THE NEW AGE, POUTIAND, OREGON. IDAHO ADVERTISING. i DOLl'II BClIItKtIIKIl. Funeral Director. 118-920 Trout Street, Opposite It. It. Depot Park. Hell i.hotio 2121'. Iiid. phbiic 439, I101BK, IDAHO. S' TATK DANK OK IDAHO. Wclacr, Idaho, CAPITAL, SGO.000 Edward Hlmlimnld, I'rcalilcnt. (Jhna. J. Solwyn, Cashier. Alao liaa (i branch Bt Cambridge, fdntio. feople'a Hank. (Solicits jour builncaa. 'I ha Hotel Weiser, Weiser, Idaho. BARTON & BRIZEHDIHE, Proprietors. Frco Sample Honing. Hates tenmn able. Minors', Stoekmon'n nnd Com mercial Mcu'ri IlendiiuartorH. Largest ntid best appointed hotel In Western MhIio. ltooins with bath, team heat ami electric call bolls. Har bor shop In connection. The Idan-ha IDANIIA HOTEL CO., Ltd., Proprietors E. W. SOIIUUFHT, MmniKcr. HOISH, IDAHO. OPENED JANUARY, 1901 AMF.HIOAN PLAN, x ItATKS f2.50 AND UPWARDS. Headquarters for Tourists, Mining Alcn and Commercial Travelers. Prescott, Brandt & Co., ODIce with 4. II. (Ill A Villi I,, Immigration At. 0. B. I.. It, It. REAL ESTATE AGENTS Tlio k re nt lintiio land mlhl climate, puro mountain air, line nntrr. The iti'ntli rate It lower In Iilitho than In any other atato In the Union, No cjrloncn, atorma nr hllfianli. Hrat premium on Irult at the World Kalr, Cblcauo, ISM: l'arli Kxpoalllnn, IIMI. Klrat premium on l.atnlia at Chlcnito Hlojk Show, 1900. (Inhl, silver, coicr, roal, fine tlmlicr. (trow wheat, uata, barley, corn, all Llnita ol cultivated Kraea, and vcKe.tahlca to perite non Wo will bo pleated to show jou flue Irri tated 1 11 lull t Naniia, llolae, Caldwell, I'ayctto and oilier points. Wuhiivo bitrgnlna Inland from 110.00 per aero ,up. t'orrcipondenco io llclted. Address PRESCOTT, I1RANDT & CO. Room 8, Illckcy llulldlnir, NAMl'A, IDAHO T UK COMMKItCIAL IIOTKU A, lllnkoy, Proprietor. Flrat claas In all rcapecta, Hpeclal attention Itii to commercial men. Loug dlatanoo tela phono In connection. NAMl'A, IDAHO. FOR CHEAP HOMES And How to Hcai'h Them, Call On or Address J. H. GRAYBILL, Traveling Immlgratlpn Acont Oregon' Short Line Ry. NAMPA, IDAHO. The Bank of Nnmpa. KUKIi (I. MOCK, Cashier, WK SOLICIT YOUH DUHtNKSS. , VlA 111' A, IDAHO s TAIt I.IVKIIY, KKKD AND 1IUAKIMMI HTAIU.K Klrat claat rig tiimlihed to all point. Hpe clal rati to Kmmuli, Htar, l'earl andSnaka ltlur. Hpeclal attention given to commercial men, W, J. DUVAM., Proprietor, Nitmpa, Idaha TOUIH IIUNZ1KKK, PRACTICAL WATCIIMAKKIl, JKWKLKR AND Ori'lCIAK, Diamond, Watchea, Jewelry, Silverware, Op tical llooda, Cut (liana. TX Main r'lreet. I'KNnLMON, Orejon mHK 0M. A (IKNTI.KMAN'S UK BOUT. ' Nuesl Wlnet, Liquors and Cigars, nivalis Call. Opp. Depot, Lett Hand Walk. BM1TII A ItOOKWKU, Propa. l.a Grande, Oregon Rates (2,60 Per Day and Up. THE GEISER GRAND (AMKHICAN) A. GKISEH, Proprietor. Commercial, Family and Tourist Hotel. SAKEH CITY, OREGON m JNJCKEly, NO CALL. DISADVANTAGE OF ONE PARTY LINE TELEPHONE. Hcl Tnpe Took lip' Vnliinlilc Tlmo Whun Tlicro Wero Hurulum In tlio IIouso ami the Owner- Wanted Con unction with l'ollcu lIcuilitiurtor. Tliere Iri one mnn lit Washington who Is the sworn foe of the telephone com pany, lie docliiies tliat while It Is truo that corporations have no sotils, and lie Is, therefore, burred from Invoking perdition on the head of the company, he would cheerfully coiihIku the ill- ' rectors and btoi'kholders of the con cern to the uttermost limbo of the Inferno. Ho has not yet cooled down Hiilllcleiitly to tell the reason for his feud In coherent fashion, hut from other sources ciiually as uuthcntlc the cause of the trouble Is learned. .Mr. .Subscriber has a telephone In his house. It Is one of these thrcc-or-l'our-on-the-llno affairs, and you have tn ili'im ii tili'hnl hi thii ulot tn L'i't action, Central Is always particular aiioui me liifKci. yno iijkiii nisi wuuu Mrs. .Subscriber, who Is a light sleeper, heard a noise In the house. It was one of those stealthy, creepy, noise less noises that HtiKgext missing sliver, stolen watches, and sometimes mur der. .She Is a courageous woman, and she made cettalh that her ears did not deceive her. Then she screamed. Mr. .Subscriber woke with a start, but was still a bit foggy. Another scream. "What's the matter?" asked the mas ter of tin house. "Hurglarsl Don't you hear themV Murder! Help! l$urglnis! Police!" Mr. Subscriber leaped up and ran to the door of the room. Ho saw a man hustling down the stairs. He ran back and proceeded to put on bis trousers. Then he hunted for a match, hut his match box was empty and he could not llud one until he had ransacked nearly every room on the upper Moor, and Dually located one In the bath room. Ho lit the gas and looked at his watch and found that It was half-past '-.'. He ran to the telephone, and told sleepy Central that tlieio were bur glars In the house, and he wanted po lice lieadiitiarters In order that the bluecoats might ho warned In time to capture the marauilers. Wouldn't Cen tral please hurry? "Put In your nickel," said Central. "1 haven't a bit of change, not a thing less tlinu a dollar hill. Charge me up with a nickel a dollar ten dol lars. Do anything, but Just give me police lieadiitiarters." "Well, I'm sorry," said Central In n manner both deliberate and sympa thetic, "but you will have to put a nickel In the slot before I can give you lieadiitiarters. That's the rule, you know." "Hut don't you see how It Is," plead ed Mr. .Subscriber. "Murglars In the house. I saw 'cm. Police! Help! Say, charge mo up with anything, I've got all kinds of money except nickels. Hurry up, do. The women In the house are nearly frantic." This appeal was not without Its In lltienco on Central, who said: "I'll call tlio chief operator." After what seem ed an endless time a voice cauio over the 'phone: "This Is the chief operator. What Is It?" Mr. Subscriber stated his caso again, saying that he could hear the spoons rattling downstairs and tlio liouso wotilti bo looted before the police could leave the -station. The chief operator listened attentively at least she didn't Interrupt. Then she asked sweetly: "Well, you know we can't let you have tlio number unless you put in the nickel except In caso of an emer gency call. Now, Is this an emergency call?" "My fJod, woman," said Mr. Sub Bcrlber. "Two o'clock In the morning burglars sjm)oiis stolen saw 'cm myself, burglars I mean folks faint-lug-no nickel. Of course, this Is an emergency call." This last ho fairly shrieked. He got headquarters and the police came out In a few minutes, but found no burglar,, although they made the comforting assurance that there bad undoubtedly been some there. This comment, however, failed to appease Mr, Subscriber, who now swears that he will get even with tlio telephone company, - MAKERS OF TOMAHAWKS. Hnullah, Krcucli tuiil HpiinUli Muilo the Motul lud Ian Vt)ii)(iiia. lleforo the discovery of America by Columbus the Indians used as weapons of war stone axes, or celts, such as one tluds occasionally In opening mounds. plowing Holds or dlgglug foundations. the general form of which Is familiar to almost every one. With the arrival of the whites the Indians discarded these litliusy weapons of the stone age and began using tomahawks of Iron or eteol, which they obtained from the white traders, and which, after the wants of the Indians came to be better known, were manufactured for the American trade In varlous'tuirts of Kit rope. With the Improvement In tire arms the Indians came In time to have very little use even for tho tomahawk, so that none were made after 17.14. Thus It happens that those metal tomahawks are of more value and greater Interest than the earlier stoue axes, or celts, by reason of the fact that the latter are fairly comtuou and can bo found tn almost any mound, whereas the tomahawks of European wauufucturo nr to-duy exceedingly raro and also because there are three different varieties of tho latter, show ing In their design and general work- niaushlp the trend of European art ntid metal-working skill. The llrst Is called the English tonia hnwk, for tho reason that It was the kind made l.v the English, and traded by them to tho tribes with whom they came In contact In their settlement of the new world. The English-made tomahawk Is patterned af.ter the old English ax. The foro part of the tom ahawk runs In a perfectly straight lino I rom the "pipe" or "hammer," down to the edge of the blade, while the rear part of the blade curves upward and Inward toward the handle. The French style of tomahawk Is altogether differ ent. The "pipe" Is the same as In the Eughsh (for that mutter, all toma hawks arc, In this respect, alike), but the blade was shaped exactly like an nee of diamonds, forming n sort of double triangle that caused tho weapon to look like a spear-head set hi the side, rather than In the end, of the handle or shaft. This Idea the French took front the pike, a weapon very common and popular In the French ar mies of that period. The tomahawk which the Spanish traders sold to their Indian customers, and which was manufactured In the steel foundries of Toledo, differed very much from the other and Is the rarest of the three. The Spanish tomahawk was an exact copy, only on n smaller scale, of tho old halberds, which were exceedingly popular during the cru sades, and had reached a high state of perfection In Spain. As a general thing, pnys the Wash ington Post, one would be most apt to Hud the English type of tomahawk among the Iroquois, Delawnres, Shaw noes, Cberokees, Creeks, Choctnws noil nthiM- t ellii'vi I lint llvpil within the ngIo-Saxou sphere of settlement: the French style among tho OJIbwns, Chip- pewas, Ottawas, Sioux, Nez Forces, Flat heads and Crees, with whom they dealt and came In contact boforo any other whites, while the .Spanish type would be most apt to occur among the Scmliioles, Klowas, Zuuls and Apaches. WHY WOMEN LIKE FICTION. Itcnrcil Inn Koinantle Atmosphere anil Kcml for I.ovo of n Htory. Do women llud In fiction tho roman tic element they crave, and perhaps do not llml In sutllcleut quantity In life? How otherwise are wo to ac count for their devotion to novels, without which the story-writer would fare hut III upon the slim diet of an untitled purse, and tho publisher share the disaster? If Mr. Carneglo should ho nble to keep out of libraries, as he suggested, all tlctlon under three years old, It might safely bo said that the women would bo against htm which means that the thing could not be done. Women like new tlctlon; they want the boot: that Is "Just out." If It Is a historical novel, they feel that they are gathering Information, heaven bless them! If It Is a romance, puro and sim ple, they forget over Its pnges tho do mestic trials of the morning or tho af ternoon. It does them no inoro harm than has been douo for countless gen (rations. For women nro nourished upon tlctlon from the days of their birth. Our girls nro reared In nn at mosphere rn rolled and cleared from till Impurities. Tho world Is shown them through a rosetlucturcd glass. "Here, dearest, Is a city, a wonderful city of happy homes, of beautiful art, of hea' only aspiration. And these these niq men, noble, hlgh-mlmled beings who will always guide and teach and pro tect you. These other nro women, lovelier than everything else." And so on. Fiction without discrimination Is fed to tho girl who looks with heaven-given irtist Into tlio eyes of her well- meaning teachers. And when she be comes a woman, the habit has seut Its roots Into her soul, and be sho hap py or pensive, she rends tlctlon. With men It Is dlfferenL They do not expect from life what women do. When they read novels It Is to forget the rigors of business, to enter delib erately a region which they know does not exist. Hut women can seldom unite believe- that It docs not exist. To them life Is romance. If It does not turn out well, bo much the worse for life, and they turn to books, where the happy ending Is fairly sure to bo count ed upon. In women's love for tlctlon there Is homcthlng more than Is super llolally apparent. Harper's Weekly. l'rotefttnnl Kittens. Pressed for a little ready money a Kerry "bhoy" took It Into his head that perhaps a Protestant clergyman would buy from him a couple of kittens. The bargain, however, could not bo struck, even with an Indorsement from Conn that "they were hound Protestant kit tens," and he returned to his caldn, About a week later, and things gone front bad to worse, It struck Conn that perhaps, the parish priest might take a fancy,, to the kittens, and off he set with them, one under each arm, for the presbytery. "Och. your rlverenco, do buy them. Sure, they are good Catho lic kittens, anyhow." "Hut you said tho other day, that they were sound Protestant kittens," replied the father, who had heard In conversation about Comi's offer to the other clergyman. "Thrue, father dear, ami so they were, but their eyes weren't opened thou." Aud the kittens were sold. 1'roof on Tup. Clara Was It a case of lovo on her part, do you think? Maude It certainly was. Way, ho gave up a position paying a salary of $lh a week to marry him and he Is only gottlug 510. It Is a good plan for a man to leave bis widow some life Insurance, la or der that Uope May Tak Root Again In her heart. AROUND WORLD FOR TWOCENTS. -r; ..I. DUtnuco a Letter May Trnvel with a United States Htnmp. . "Now that tho Danish West Indies will become nu Insulnr possession of the United States upon the completion of the diplomatic negotiations for their acquisition, and the eastern shore lino cf this country practically extended over l.lOl) miles Into the broad expanse of the tempestuous Atlantic, It will prove of Interest to show the postnl pos sibilities of this country as to the car riage of n letter weighing nil ounce for 2 cents," said a gentleman familiar with postal affairs. "I venture to say that even nn off hand statement of these remarkable possibilities cannot really he given. Having occasion to go Into this question recently, I made a new calculation. which Is approximately correct. It Is ' based upon the Island of St. Thomas, ' In the Danish West Indies, as an east- ! null uturtlttni tt it lilt fttwr Mm rmlll til til Imt II II n 1.41 1 llllj I'UUllt UIVII UJ l.UlJIfll,tlUII of the negotiations American postof llccs will be established on the Islands. Wo will pi'ocecd to the recently estab lished postolllce nt Point Harrow, Alaska, well within the arctic circle, oft a parallel far above the northernmost shores of Iceland, and not so very far distant from the north pole itself. Thence we will take nn aerial Journey to the tropics of the south seas, at Mn- iilln. and then home again to St again Thomas. "From St. Thomas to New York It Is 1,128 miles; to San Francisco, U.31G miles; from San Francisco to Unnlaska, 2,035 miles; from Uunhiskn to Nome, about 1,000 miles, and thence to Point Iinrrqw, ovorland, I2() miles, or a totnl of 8.288 miles from our most eastern Atlantic postolllce to our northernmost postolllce nmld arctic Ice. The revenue cutter which will visit Point Unrrow this sinnmer, when the Ice is out of i to Arctic Sea sulllclently. and which will carry the supplies for tho new otllco, will go around the western shores of Alnska through Hebrlng Strult, and tho totnl distance will be somewhat In creased. Actual distances In this re mote region cannot be stated with pc"l tlvcness, but these figures are not far out of tho way, and arc based upon of ficial data. "Returning? southward, overland part of the way, It Is approximately 1,500 miles from Point Harrow to Unnlaska; thence It Is 2,01(1 tulles to Honolulu; from this Isle In the sen It Is 3,33? tulles to Uuatu, and from that Island 1,500 miles to Manila, or a total of S,-I."'J miles from our arctic postolllce at Point Har row to our southern Pacific postolllco of Importance. "Aud now for the homeward leap," said the postal olllclal, according to tho Witfihlngton Star. "It Js 7.041 miles from Manila to San Francisco via t mini and Honolulu, and -1,7-13 tulles from tho Golden Onto City to St. Thomas, and the eomplete circuit, ns here outlined, approximates 20.-131 miles which n letter might travel, un der certain conditions, for 2 centB, .un der the American Hag." Lndy Warwick has n peacock which Is believed to bo more than 100 years old. A writer In County Life says: "A friend told me ho has had tho same peacocks for llfty years. How old they wero when ho had them first ho did not know." A writer In nu English magazine tells this story: "1 was rolling a lawn with a roller open at both ends and pushing It In front of me, when I heard n great nolco among tho rooks ami starlings swooping over my head, followed by a kestrel. 1 did not take much uotlco of this and went on rolling, when, sud denly I heard a rush of wings aud a stat ling fairly throw Itself on tho ground within n foot of tho side of,tho roller and hopped Inside: In nn instant later tho hawk came against tho roller, hut recovered Itself and swooped rounrf the other side, presumably to catch tto starling when It cntue out. but It was sharp enough to stay where It was. Tho hawk then went off. This Is, In my opinion, rather remarkable, as I was under the Impression that hawks and cats did not eat starlings owing to their bitter tnste." A recent letter from India tells the following story of n tiger hunt: "We sat on a rock aud tho beutcrs beat through tho Jungle toward us. There wero two ways the tiger might come, oue to our left and tho other to our right; so F watched on tho rlglit- hand side and I watched on the left Suddenly I heard a terrltlc 'bangl' close to my eur and a roar; tho tiger bad gono to F 's Bide of the rock. 1 turned my head quickly round and saw an enormous tiger rolling over and over down the hill. V had shot her In the shoulder aud she fell at once, but as the side of the bill where 'wo were slttlug was very steep the tiger's weight as sho fell over carried her dowu the hill aud we found her lying dead In tho thick stuff at the bottom. So F has killed two tigers In eight days and I was with him both times. This tiger Is a magnificent animal, tho finest aud biggest that has been shot about here or years. She was a noted and extremely dangerous beast, too, rs about two years ago she mauled and killed two coolies, and there was a superstition among the natives that there was no' rifle big enough to shoot her," A man-hating womau aud a woman bating man are always suspected of bavins a lot of scars. titftirs MONHHJ ADVERTISEMENTS. CLOTHES THAT WEAR and nro fit to wear, bear our label, Barbers' Coats, Waiters' Jackets ami Apronsm Oans& Klein, HELENA AND BUTTE, MONTANA. HERRMANN & CO. Furniture and Carpets, 201-203 Broadway. Undertakers and Embaimers, 129 Bromdwmy, Telrphonn 240. ItULKNA, MONT. Kessler Brewery, mmm BREWERS AND BOTTLERS Of Illgh-arado Ilccra, HaSona, - - Montana OAI.I. AT TIIK Ke,ilrE0dl0 Fine Photographs We havn nil tlii latest atylei In Mniinta. llrltiK ) our KodnU work and get price.. iVRI 1 PD 1J?U N. MbIii Slri.ot, I.CIU.IK, Opp. I'. O. Ilolemi, Miint. Blazier's... 1 No. 248 Burnside Street, Hot. Second and Third, PORTLAND, OREGON Tlio Rest of Wines, Liquors and Cigars WtlTR or t5M & GRAND AT nfoitm ftRi feir m CmtSide.1 aSrn mmwrnm HOTEL OSBORN GLEAN, AIRY OUTSIDE ROOMS REASONABLE RATES Transient' Solicited ...BOTH T1IONE9.. Travelcra ahonld take"8" Street Car at Union Pepot and tranafer at Yamhill Street to East A ilk ii ey Car. A. W. HEWETTT, Prop. Multnomah Market THEO. A. GODEL. Dealer In Fine Meats and Sausages, also Fish, Poultry, Oysters and Game. 512 Washington Street. Oregon I'liouo Main 653, Columbia Phone 33 BIIANCH MAnKET-295 North Kith Bt. Colum. bla rhonolGO. Oregon 1'hono Clay 578. Smoke the SCHILLER and STATE SEAL Cigars. Schiller Cigar Factory Manufacturer, Wholeaal and . itetall healer In HAVANA AND DOMESTIC CIGARS Telephone No. 1831 Black. S81 Washington Street, N. W. cor. Fpnrth, PORTLAND, Ott Ask Your Dealer For TftABC ll y HA MARK. II WALLA WALLA, WASH., aDVERTISWQ. nltYAN BROS. New Lively, Feed and Sale Stable. llubber Tired Hncls n apiclaUy.( Cnrrlnjto calls nttendetl to nlKlit or day. Foutlnvcst cor. Secoudnnd Alder Striots. Telephone 07, WALLA WALLA, WASH. T W. COOICntLY. Undertaker and acneral Funeral Furnisher. Embalming a Fpeclalty. llabcock'a llrlclt Mock, 7 j Flrat St. Telephone llack 8D1. WALLA WALLA, WASH. McBride Bros. LIVERY STABLE. Rubttfr Tired Hacks a Specialty. Baggage Wagons. WALLA WALLA, WASH. Telephone 66. J24 E. Main St. HOTEL DACRES S. SIMON, Proprietor. Formerly Simon HoUSC Rates! $2.50 to $3.00. WALLA WALLA, WASH. DEMENT BROS. COMPANY. WALLA WALLA. Patent Flour: "White Spray" "Deirient's Best" For Breakfast Food: 'WHEAT GRANULES" H. R. BECKW1TH, ' Wholesale Agent, Portland. GILBERT HUNT CO. Machine Shop and Foundry Manufacturer of Pride of Washington Threshers, Self Feeders, Drapers and Machine Extras of Every Description. Repair Work a Specialty. Catalogue Free. WALLA WALLA, WASH. ST, CHARLES HOTEL IOHN GIBLIN, Prop. Flrat-CIaaa Aceommodatlona and Prompt serr Ice. Large Sample Qoonia for Commercial Trarelera. x Phone 7. Cor. First and Washington St. Albany, Oregon. F. S. GODFREY Wholemlo and Retail Dealer in STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES And All Kin's of liierted Delicaclas. ' 314 Burnside St., cor. Sixth. Oregon Phone Illack 1932. Columbia I'hone 686. PORTLAND, OB Bavaria Beer Hall. LOUIS KLCO, Proprietor. Cor. Second and Oak SW. PORTLAND, Or. SO YEARS' EXPERIENCE Tiudc Maims DC9I0NB COPYRMHTS AC. Anyone MoOlnc a akatah ana deacrtptloit Bar alcklr aacartala our opinion ttm vbeUiar InT.ntlon la probably txtontabla. Conmunlea. llonaatrtcllreonadanUal. Handbook on Pataata anl fra. Olden aacner f or aacuniurpatanu. Pat.au taken throuah ilunn Ji Co. raaalT pttial ntUict, without, bar, la U Scientific America A nandaomary Hhutni 4 waaklr. 7-arsaec air. eolation of any Ml.nUao Journal, Teraa, M at Mart four month, L 8o4 by all na wadaalare. l!ip!iw 'A'ssjasip . i Uu