THE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON.
TOPICS OF
THE TIMES.
Somo men nrc so nipiin tlioy won't
oven pny back liorroweil trouble.
The Inventor of the Hteam cnlllope
died a natural death. Hoot, mont
A fool girl often encourages n fool
mnn for the purpose of bouncing him.
Future hlsajrliins may refer to Na
poleon n "the I'lcrpont Morgan of
war."
A mnrrlwl woman seldom goon on the
lecture platform; hIic has her audience
at home.
One of the differenced betwwn gcnltw
and talent In that the latter frequently
enables a man to got rich.
How would you like to hoar Uaron
Astor'H opinion of the United States aa
n rent-producer for 'Is 'Ighness?
LEADING BUSINESS FIRMS OF
EASTERN OREGON.
THE MINT SALOON
O. L. MECLQUIMT, Prop.
I1EPT BRANDS OF WINES
AND LIQUORS
IMPORTED AND
DOMKSriC
CIOAUS...-
Cornet Depot Street and
Jefferson Avenue,
LA ORAMOC, Olt.
The ncrmnn 'releliHtag proposes to
make a light agalimt the Standard Oil
Company. It Ih easy enough to see the
relcliHtag'H IIiiIhIi.
Kol Km 1 1 li Russell will be missed, In
deed, from ranks and by no mentis ami
by no meaiiH overcrowded the ranks
of natural comedians.
It Isn't necessarily the unexpected
that happens when a man who Ih six
feet three inches In his socks marries
the shortest girl In town.
Henry I.aboiichere says Morgan Ih
putting the handwriting on the wall.
Hut perhaps Henry Is mistaken. Morgan
may be reaching for the wall.
through a large establishment in which
cannon are manufactured. He was sur
prised when one mnn, covered with
grime and oil. separated himself from
the thousands of other workmen and
greeted him cordially. It was the son
of his host. "Hob," said his father, as
they walked on, "Is learning this busi
ness. The only way to do that Is to
master the' theory In college, nnd then
learn tho practice as an ordinary work
man, u is a common custom in our
great Industrial works. That lad,"
pointing to another black nnd greasy
workman, "Is the sou of a bishop, and
that one the nephew of a former Presi
dent." "Tho chief difference that I note
between your people and ours," said
his guest, "Is that the class which Is
Idle with us all work with you. Tho
sous of your prominent men nnd mill
ionaires are busy In professions or In
amassing more millions. The few ex
ceptions, men who Idle their days In
yachts or who frequent foreign courts,
nre, I find, looked upon with disfavor
here." "Yes," said his host, "our
American creed Ih that a man must Jus
tify his right to be alive bj doing some
thing for his fellow men. No amount
of wealth will exempt him from that
duty. He must give employment to
others, or write hooks, or paint pic
tures, or Invent something. He must
take up somo work that will grow and
bear fruit, or he Is regarded as a fungus
an unwholesome growth." It Is n libel
on our American life to say that the
sole motive of Its energy Is the making
of money. The Instinct of mutual help
and of progress prompts much of our
activity. Wlii'tlier tho motives nrn
wise or the abnormal energy Is well, HPBnBWnn K atlKfitS. Inflmn HnhflS
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CALL AT
THE COULTER GROCERY STORE
F01l FIR8T CLASS GOODS
Carry Full Lino of Staple, and Fancy
Groceries. Telephone White 007.
EAST SIDE.
T
HE If. T. HUDSON ARMS CO.
The Leading
FURNITURE DEALER
AND
OP EASTERN OREQON IS
..M. A- RADER..
Funeral Director and Embalmcr
Lady Assistant.
PENDLETON
Yliolesalo and Retail Dealers In Guni. Fish
ing Tackle, Baseball, Theatrical and Gymnas
ium Hoods. A. 0. Spalding' Athletic Goods.
Itexdiiuartera fnr flnlf flimds. Itntut leaded
Shells to order of every description. Fine Gun
repairing a specially,
110 Third St, PORTLAND, OREGON
"QUELLE"
S. E. Corner
Sixth and Stark Sts.
Fritz Sechtem.
"Baron" Schlenk
BT HAIL AND WATER. jK lj fA V TOf '
;& COLUMBIA WHTJU.
A!
RIVER RAILROAD CO.
OltEOON
E. Y. Jcdd, I'rest. F K. Judd, Seo'y and Treas.
Tut noil K. Fell, Manager
Incorporated, 1896 Capital Stock, 110,000
PENDLETON
Woolen Mills
Manufacturer! ol
It Is strange how kidnaping has gone
out of fashion especially In view of the
fact that It was so seldom that any one
was ever punished for the crime.
"Have We Any Ileal (Jlrls?" nsks a
contemporary. Certainly wo have. Tho
paint and powder are only n surface
coating. The girl Is there, all right,
It Is reported that Miss Htono gets
f 10,000 for her magazine article on the
brigands, not to mention what she will
receive for lecturing. Perhaps she
bribed them to catch her.
There Is a lesson for American boys
In every "boy wnntcd" advertising col
umn of the city dally papers. They al
most Invariably specify "one who Is
not afraid to work," Hoys who are
afraid to work have but n small place
In this busy age, nnd nre not wanted.
Edward Everett Hale said at tho cel
ebration of his eightieth birthday: "I
never had but one enemy, and last
week, when I was trying to think of
Ids name, I found I had forgotten who
ho was." This Is better than keeping
him In mlndJby making plans very day
"Kettlng'ovcn."
for
llrltlsh cayalry otllcers and members
of the veterinary staffs express tho
-opinion, based upon their experiences
during the Mouth African war, that
docked horses cannot stand fatigue as
well as those which have not been
docked. Advocates of the pructlco have
usually fallen back upon the negative
claim that It "does no harm" senseless
and cruel mutilation though It Is; but
tho Kouth African report deprives uem
of even that poor defense.
Taderewskl went back to Europe
with fl'.'n.OOO as the result of a three
months' encounter with the piano. This
Is ft comfortable coiiiiieiiHiitloii, but Is
a men) bagatelle as compared with the
amount obtained by Mrf Morgan, who
draws u salary of over twelve million
dollars as promoter of the shipping
combination. Mr. Morgan was not re
quired to give much of his time and
attention to this undertaking. It was
purely a side Issue, something, as Colo
nel Hellers would say, "to occupy your
mlnil i(b you are walking down to busi
ness," but It Is enough to show the dif
ference between the high art of tlnauce
and the lesser arts of mimic, painting
nnd sculpture. Paderewskl Is as emi
nent In his class as Is Mr. Morgan in
his, but Paderewskl Is outclassed.
Tho Teachers' Institute has been em
bodied In ovtr public school system, but
Its very familiarity has bred luuiiter
cuco to its value In many parts of the
North. Some young ladles of Lvxlitgton
happened to be camping In the Ken
tucky mountains last summer near a
village where the Teachers' Institute
wns to bo held, They asked jhtiuIssIou
to decorate the barren schoolroom, and
tout to their homes for old magazines.
The following autumn one of them
stepped at n tiny sehoolhouso twenty
miles from the summer camp. On the
table were tin cans bound villi white
paper and tilled with growing ferns;
above woodeutu of (leorge and Martha
Washington were draped u little Amerl
can Hag; mottoes adorned tho black
board, nnd the other slmplu decorations
of the Institute room had been -lth-
fully copied. Tho children were using
pages of the old magaxlues as reading
and spelling books, and learning to
draw from the Illustrations, The young
teacher had ridden from the Institute
not only with her saddle-bugs tilled
with the precious gift of magaxlues,
but with now Inspirations to help her
nnd her charges throughout the year.
directed Is a question which each Amer
ican boy and girl may answer for them
selves. :y
A person of exclusively sedentary
habits has become a rarity, for seden
tariness In these days Is generally re
lieved by somo kind of sportlveucss.
To exercise In one way or another Is
the fashion of the age and none Is too
old or too delicate to Indulge In somo
form of out-of-door play. A modern
version of the tale of Cinderella, re
cently published In n magazine, Is en
titled "Snuderella," In reference to tho
abused heroine's enforced duty of con
tinually sandpapering her haughty sis
ters' golf sticks, and when tho prince
seeks the despised girl he bears In his
hand, Instead of a tiny ballroom slip
per, a geuerous-sl.ed shoe. This shows
the tendency of tho age, and It Is
further revealed In the catalogues of
books on athletics and sports. In these,
lists one lluds volumes on "Yacht Eti
quette" and "Croquet Up to Date,"
while the teaching of the young Idea
how to shoot nnd how to climb, in a lit
eral sense forms the matter of: a num
ber of volumes. Tho subject of "Ropes"
(oes not seem of innch Interest, yet
their knots and splices as treated In a
certain book make us absorbing rend
ing as ties of a more sentimental na
ture. Of course, sportlveucss assumes
various phases In different individuals.
Thcro Is the sportsman who would not
choose to be a blot upon tho landscape
and who believes that plcturesqueness
In the form of becoming attlro and cosi
ness In tho presence of a near-by club
house are necessary features of tho
sporting life. Then there In tho sports
man who would put off ordinary clothes
and conventions and who prefers to
adopt the scarecrow's Ideal of dress and
the savage's habits of living. Among
sportswomen thcro are somo whousplro
to hit a bird on the wing with a man's
unerring nlm and others who tlnd hit
ting the stake with a croquet ball the
end and aim of their sporting existence.
It matters little what form this play
fulness takes, but It Is the Imperative
duty of every Individual who would
wish to be abreast with the times to
betake himself to the greensward or
the deep blue sea In the sacred name of
sport.
Most Elegantly Appointed Refectory
In tho Northwest. Crawfish a Specialty.
Foreign and Domestic Delicacies. Grill
Room in Connection.
PHILLIPS TRUNK CO.
no li Passenger lis Doll!
WITH
THROUGH PARLOR CARS
1IKTWI.EN
Portland, Astoria Seaside
Leaves
Union Depot
rortianu
1:00 a. m.
6:55 p. m.
t2:30p.m.
For Maygers, Italn
lcr,Clntskanle Wentport, Clifton,
Astoria, Warren
ton, Flavol, Clear
hart l'ark and Sea
side. Astoria & Seashore
impress Dally.
Astoria Express
Dally.
Arrives
Union Depot
Portland
11:10 a.m.
9:40 p.m.
Trunks Made to Order
Also Taken in Exchange.
TRUNKS REPAIRED.
Casslmeres, Flannels
Pendleton, Oro.
Ol
I1HE CKLKHIlATKD COLUMBIA BRKWKRY
AUOtJBT BUCKLER, ITop.
This well-known brewery Is now turning out
Die best Ilecr nnd I'ortercast ol tho Cascades.
The lattst appliances (or tho manufacture ol
good healthful liver have beon Introduced, and
only the tint-class article 'will ba placed on the
markat.
East Second Street
THE DALLES, OH.
311 Morrison St.,
Opposite Postoffico
Dalles Laundry Go.
FIRST-OLASS WORK
at Short Notlc
Gentlemen's Work a Specialty
Local rhona 341 Long- Distant 903
THB DALLES, OREQON
Nottingham & Co.
(Established 1882.)
JOBBERS IN
Lime, Cement, Plaster,
Land Plaster, Hair, Lath,
Shingles, Flour and Feed.
BOLE AOENT8 FOR
Big Bend and Moss Rose Flour
Doth Phones 381.
Central Dock, Foot of Washington St.
Portland, Oregon.
Dally except Saturday.
tSaturday only.
Ticket offlce, 253 Morrison street, and Union
depot, Portland.
J. C. MAYO.
Gen. Pass. Agent, Astoria, Or.
w
OREGON
SHoip Line
and union Pacific
Dinar
Chics co
Portland
6peclal
litOa. m.
via
Umitlnfton.
At'antlo
Expttts
(:00 p.m.
via
Huntington.
Et Paul
Fast Mall
iiVO p. m.
via
Epokana
TIME SCHEDULES
Portltnd, Or.
Ealt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Worth.Omaha,
Kansas City, St.
Lotils,Chlcagoand
East.
Walla Walla Lewis
ton, Spokane, Min
neapolis, 8t. Paul,
Diilnth, Mllwan-ket,CbicagokKast
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Worth.Omaha,
Kansas City, St.
Louls,Chtcagoaud
East.
Aaaivi
ttSOp..
1:10 a. a.
7:00a.m.
72 HOURS
PORTLAND TO CHICAGO
No change of cars.
Lowest Itates, Quickest Time.
A. Qoodnough
J. O. Stearns
G0(l)DN0UGH fc STEARNS
Real Estate
Loans and Insurance
Washington Ilulldtng, Portland, Or
SHAVER TRANSPORTATION CO.
STEAMER GEO. W. SHAVER,
11 111 InawA tlnallaM.I -.A tl'.t.lnlnn Oi
ll'UV I'l II CIS I! 1 1IK tun UHt
Tiumdny ovcnlng nt o
Tic
o'clock, for hanvlcs Island, St. Helens, Copies,
Deer Island, Martins, Kalama, Ncer City,
Ranlor, Ml. Collin, MayKcr, Stella, Oalc Point,
Freemans, Mauianillo,Clalskaula aud all nay
landing.
Z. F. MOODY
THE DALLES, OR.
General Forwarding
AND
Commission Merchant.
City, Suburban and Country Property, im
proved and unimproved. Timber and Coal
Lands. Cholco Water Frontage, suitable for
manufacturing purposes. Valuable business
property for sale.
O. II. Bclple.
M. B. Bslplc.
OWEN H. SEIPLE & GO.
Dealers In
STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES
i
Nnpoleon'si Knlfo.
A valuntilo old-plntod pcnkiilfo
which belonged to Napoleon I., iiuulo
for him In Turin and marked with tho
innkw'H nnnie, ami bountifully engrav
ed and wiiImmhihI with tho Initial "N"
a crown, and other emblems, contain
ing four curiously shaped blades, has
been sent to tho Itov. V. Carllle of tho
Church Army, to bo Hold for tho bono
tit of the work. The blade aro much
worn, owIiik to tho Hmperor'H habit of
whittling. In "I'ncle Hernacj a Mem
ory of the Kmplre," by Coiiiiu Doyle,
tho following passage occurs: "A rais
ed writing dcKk was at the side of tho
table, ami behind It In a green moroc
co chair, with curved arms, there sat
tho Kmperor. A number of ottlclals
were standing round tho walls, but ho
took no notice of them. In his hand
he bad a small penknife, with which
ho whittled the woodcu knot at tho cm)
of tho chair."
Offices and Warehouses at
RAILROAD AND STEAMER DEPOTS
Wool handling our specialty.
Grain bought aud sold.
Thm
Omtmhrmtmtt
Coiumbfa
Browory
AUC1UST BUCHLER, Propr.
Of the product of this well-known brewsry,
the United States Health Reports for June St).
I8O0, says: "A more superior brew never entered
the labratoryof the United States Health He
ports. It Is absolutely devoid of the slightest
trace ot adulteration, but on the other hand Is
composed ot the best of malt and choicest of
hop. Itstonlorjualltles are of the highest, and
It can bo used with the greatest benefit aud
satisfaction by old and young. Its use can con
scientiously m prescribed by the physicians,
with the certainty that a better, purer or more
wholesome beveraga could not possibly ba
lound."
Camt oeMtar St., THE DA
nioNE south icco.
363 Morrison SL PORTLAND, OREGON
Timber Lands
and Homesteads
Located; Xstlmates of Timber by
Competent Estimators.
LLSS,
OH.
Bar Fixtures and
..Billiard Tables..
EQUITY RENTAL AND
REAL ESTATE CO.
Dealers in Ileal Estate. Rents Col
lected; BuslncHH Chances and Loans
negotiated.
C. L. Case. A. R. Sprcadborough.
Oregon Phone Union 1IM,
Main Onice:
SM East Morrison Bt. PORTLAND, OUR
"BEST OF EVERYTHING"
In a word this tells of the pas
scnger service via
1 NORTHWESTERN LI
Eight Trains Dally between Bt. Paul and
Chicago, comprising
Tha Latest I'tiUman Sleepers,
1'arrlraa Dining Cara,
Llbritry stud Ob.errxtlon Cars,
freii IteellnliiK Chair Cara.
THE TWENTIETH CENTURY TRAIN
"THE NORTHWESTERN LIMITED"
Runs Every Day of the Year.
The Finest Train in tho World
Electric Lighted Steam Heated
TO CHICAGO I1Y DAYUOHT.
The Badger State Express, the finest Day Twit
Kunnltig lletwecn Bt. Paul and Chicago via
the Hhort Line. Connections from ths
West made via.
The Northern PaclGc,
Great Northern nod
Canadian PaclGc Railways
This Is also tha heit linn htn rimt.. o.
Paul and Minneapolis. .'
All Bents sell Tickets via "Tha Northwest
ern Line,"
W. H. MEAD, Oeneral Agent.
H. L. SISLER, T. A.
848 Alder Street, Portland, Or,
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
FllOH l'ORTLANU,
l.-90p.H. All sailing dates 4:00 p. a.
subject to change
For Ban Francisco
tail every A daya
.
Dally Columbia Rtvr .00 p.m.
Ex. Sunday ataamirs. Xx. Sunday
s:liop.m.
Saturday To Astoria and Way
luibo p. m. Landings.
C'.tSa.m. Wlllsmsrts River. 4:30 p.m.
Kx.buuday Oregon City, New- Kx. Sunday
berg, flalem, Inde-
rendenco Way
audlngs.
7:00 a.m. vvlllsmstta ana Yam- S:S0p.m.
Tuts.. Thur. hill Rltsrs. Mon., Wed.
andEu andfrL
Oregon City, Day
ton, Way Laud
trigs. '
MJa.m. Vtlllsmslls Rlrtr. 4:10 p.m.
Tuts.. Thur. Won., Wad.
and Bat. Portland to Corral- and Fri.
Us A Way Landings.
Au KiiRllsliman of high rank visited
last winter somo friends In this country
who possessed wide In Hue nee and great
wealth. They took hltu ouo day
Well Preserved.
An earnest young man from a college
settlement was addressing a company
of fathers and mothers on the subject
of "Christmas In the Home," telling
them of ways In which the day might
bo made bright, although money was
scarce, lie had visited many houses
In uuiny cities, and was well Informed.
"I'm not talking about what other poo-
plo havo told me," lie said; "It's what
1 know from my personal experience.
1 have seen over a hundred Christmas
celebrations, and "
"Man, dear," canto In a rich Irish
voice from the rear of tho room, "It's
wonderfully preserved ye aro for a
man that old!" ,
"Why Kvonlng Drvm la Condemned.
An editor In Ireland condemns even
ing dress for men because "Uio truest
at a fcust cannot bo distinguished from
tho waiter behind his chair."
If you board, look on tho bright
side; nothlug U better for tho system
than primes.
Hve Re-established their busi
ness in
PORTLAND,
At 49 Third Street.
A full stock of Bar Fixtures, Bil
liard and Pool Tables. Bowling
Alleys and Supplies always on
hand.
EASY PAYMENTS,
J. Q. REDDICK, Manager.
TIME CARD.0F TRAINS
$m
Clj
PORTLAND
..THE REGULATOR LINE..
The Dmllem,
Portland Amtorla
Navigation Oam.
COLUMBIA RIVER SCENERY.
6TEAMEU8
Dalles Oliy and Regulator
".ft COLUMBIA RIVER feg.
BETWEEN '
Portland, Cascade Locks,
Hood River and The Dalles.
For information rail on or address
M. V. HARRISON, Agent,
Oak Street lluck, 1'OltTUNII, OK.
Orrgon Fone 9U. Col. Fone 93.
Or V. C ALLAWAY, Genl. Agt.,
The Dalits, Or.
v F. J. hMITH, Trav. Ag
UPPINCOTT'S
MONTHLY MAGAZINE
A Family Library
TN Btst in Current Lltintwi
12 Complete Novels Yearly
MANY SHORT STORIES AND
PAPERS ON TIMELY TOPICS
$2.60 per year; 25 era. a copy
NO CONTINUED STORIES
bverv number complete in itelf
Depart. Arrive,
North Coast Limited 2:00 P. M, 7;0o A. M.
twin Cltr Kxpresa.. 11:80 I'. M. 5:9) V. M.
Kansas Cltr A St. Louis
Bredal - 8:23 A. M. 11:10 r. M.
Puget Sound Umttd 9;2S A. M. 6:U 1. M.
TICKETS
TO ALL
Points East
VIA
White Collar Line
Portland -Astoria Route
Stf. "BAILEY GATZERT."
Dally round trips except Sunday.
TIME GAUD.
Leavca Portland 7:00A. M
Leaves Astoria .. .7i00 j'. ji
v1?'0."1 1'or,,anl connection wlth8teamer
J.ancotta from llwaco and Long Ileach points.
wLh!i0i,Co.Hf.r u,ie UckeU Interchangeable
with O. It. & N, Co. and V. T. Co. tickets.
Shortest and quickest line to
St. Paul, Dulutft, Minneapolis, CUcaf a
and all points East.
Take the Puget Sound Limited
For Olympia, South Bond anil Gray's
Harbor points. All trains dally. Our
trains daily to Tucoma and Seattle.
Three through to tho East.
A. D. CHARLTON,
Assistant General Passenger Agent
955 Morrison St., cor. Third,
PORTLAND, OREGON
Through ralace and Tourist Sleepers. Dinin.
and Buffet Smoking Library Cars.
Daily Trains; r'aat Time; Service and
Scenery Unequaled.
The DallesPortland Route
STEAMERS
"TAHOMA" nd "METLAKO"
DeJlyVlps except Sunday.
Sir. "TAHOMA."
fTf Portland. Mon., Wed., Frl 7:00 A. M
: mi ie, sues., Tnurs.8at,7:iA. m
Str. ''METLAKO."
Leaves Portland, Tues., Thu.. Sat 7:00 A. U.
Leaves The Dalles Mon., wSJ., riCZliw A. U.
h?.'i,Krn?mc.?s t'oo' Alder Street. Both
phones Main 831. Portland, Oregon.
AGENTS,
j'rPnrvvv' - Astoria, Or
wnitnSnVvo" -noo Klver.Or
frKSvP WYER3 White Salmon, Wash
ii n nATV,- Vancouver.'Wash
nrvnv niunvr. "------, -il
WM. BUTLER ZU
.Carson, Wash
.sutler, waao
For Rates, Folders and Full Information Re
garding Eastern Trip, call on or address
J. W. PHALON,
T. K A.
122 THIRD ST., PORTLAND.
H. DICKSON,
C T. A
A. B. C. DENNISTON, G. W. P. A.,
mi First AVSIU. SKATTLK, WASH
E. W. CRICHTON,
Portland, Oregon
THE MOUSE FURNISHIHB CO.
(Incorporated.)
-I
Wanufactarcrs (
Woven Wire Mattresses.
Carpeu, Portlers, Rugs, taca Curtains,
Shades. Furniture, Wall Paper, Picture
Frame, Mattresses, Bedding. .
VuitrtMklagaad enbalmlaga spdaMy
Stores at Albany and Salem. Ore.
Factory at Albany, Ore.
Maioaie Taraplt, Albany, Oaast.
For low rates and other Information wrlts't
A. L. CRAIG,
Ctnsral Fasstngsr Agent, Fortland, Oi,
EAST AND SOUTH
' VIA
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route
Trains leave West Sclo lor Portland and vray
stations at 10:45 a. m. Leave for Albany at 8:06
p.m.
Leaves Toriland 8:80 a. m., 7 p. m.
, ' Albany 12:su p. m.,100 p.m.
Arrives Ashland 1J:3J a. in., 11:30 a. m.
Sacramento & p. m.,4:35 a. in.
Ban Francisco 7:45 p. m 8:16 a. m.
" ugdcno: a. m., ll:a. m.
" Denver 9 a. m. ,0 a. in.
" Chicago 7; a. m., 0:30 a. m.
KIl'HsoUn. m..6p. in. ,
' Jort Worth 6:30 a.m., 8:30 p. ra.
" City of Mexlio9:55a.m., 9:55 a. tn.
" Ilouston 4 a. in., 4 a. m.
.'.' Ijcw Orleans 8:ii p. m 6:25 a. m.
" Washington 6:42a.m., 6:4ia. ia,
" hew Vork 12:43 p. m., 12j4j p. m.
rnllman and Tourist cars on both tralna.
Chair carsbacramento to Ogden and Kt I'aso.
and tourist curs to Chicago, 81, Louis, New Or
leans and Washington.
Connecting at ban Francisco with several
lines lor Honolulu, Japan, Chlua. Philippines,
Central and South America.
A B. MILLER, O. P. A.,
Portland, Oregon
Cbol
Cor. Ff
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