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TOPICS OF
THE TIMES.
It Is cflHy to Induce the floating voter
to mnkc Bcliooncr trips.
The nitin who kicks himself for hav
ing inntlo n fool of himself only adds
Insult to Injury.
Clothes do not maku ttio mnn, but his
tiillor frequently gives him an expen
sive nppenriiuce.
Nobody can hlanio Oen. Miles for
wanting to Imvu a chance occasionally
to do somethliiR to earn his salary.
The younger Mrs. Vanderhllt nas not
as yet been deprived of the privilege of
employing her mother-in-law's dress
maker. Thoso who are satlslled with what
they lmvo accomplished will never be
come famous for what they might ac
complish. Under the new code of railway eti
quette It will of course, be Improper
for the conductor to punch a passen
ger's ticket.
J. IMorpont Morgan has taken a $1'-V
000,000 mortgage on Chill. There aro
only n few back counties left for Mr.
Morgan to nt'qulrc.
The man who wears on chip on his
shoulder and the woman who wears
Bong-bird feathers In her hat both luck
something of good taste In dress.
Mr. Itockefeller's Cleveland pastor
nays there are anarchists among tho
rich, but he wisely leaves tho Hhoo to
bo put on by thoso who think It may
lit them.
lllshow Kowler says thero Is no life
bo conducive to laziness as tho minis
try. Still, most of tho ministers seem
to overcome tho tired feeling sulllcleut-
ly to wrlto books between times.
Tho distressing iiowb coml's from At
W8 comVs
gster of: t
lanta that a youngster of that city
wallowed u ping-pong ball and tho
physicians hadlto work several hours
before tho game could be resumed,
Secrotury Hay has recently Induced
a man not to publish a book on tho
Uoor war. It has herotoforo been sup
posed that nothing could arrest that
dtseaBo once It got Into a man's sys
tem. Tho noston Herald thinks that Tetcr
Power Is the partner of tho person who
picked n peck of plcklod peppers. A
reporter called nt tho Power houso to
ask about this but was unablo to flml
Mr. Power In.
A nowspapcr man who saw n good
deal of Prlnco Henry of Prussia puts
tho cap-sheaf on nil tho eulogies by
saying that tho prlnco Is tho kind of
follow with whom ono could very
pleasantly spend six months alono on
a desert Island. That Is tho supreme
nnd tlnal nest of character for prlnco
or peasant, whether n mun "wears
well."
Pneumonia claimed ten thousand
four hundred and eighty victims In
Now York City last year, yet pneumo
nia Is classed ns a preventable dis
ease. It Is to prevention that modern
unitary science now devotes Iteslf, If
Havana can bo purltled from tho seeds
of yellow fever by evtermluatlug tho
moBquftoes, why cannot Now York
and tho other great cities bo swept
clean of pneumonia germs?
I ; , i
Nearly twenty-llvo hundred students
nsslbtcd In a single year Is tho record
of Andrew Carnegie's noble gift to tho
Scotch universities, as given In the
11 rut annual report of tho trustees of the
fund. One who knows tho privations
which poor Scottish students will en
duro for the sake of an education will
bo prepared to accept the statement of
the trustees that the remission of fees
lias proved to bo tho greatest boon to n
long list of deserving students.
It seems Impossible for tho average
American to Indulge In any sport in
moderation, Kxcess or nothing Beems
to bo tho rule. It was so with roller
skating and will bo so with other
forms of amusement. Wheeling may
come In again after niuny years, but
It will never rage again. Most of thoso
who use tho wheel now do It as n mat
ter of convenience In business and not
for pleasure, l'ooplo of means are tak
ing up the automobile, and soon racing
will be tho madness of thousands for
u time. When tho health of tho di Iv
ors shall be affected ami tho cost und
annoyance of accidents shall become
serious that sport will lu Its turn de
cline. It Is said that tho Iniluenco of tho
cooking schools Is already being felt
In domestic life, and that the standard
of living, or at least of cooking, Is
much higher because of these modern
Institutions, Formerly the school girl
ate. or was told to eat. what was set
before her, and grumblings of a gas
trouotnlcnl niituro were not tolerated.
Rut now the young girl looks with u
critical eye upon tho cook's preparu
tlous, and she knows tho reason why
when these do not turn out well.
Through her tho family has lost much
of Its pathetic dependence upon tho
professional cook, und u cook less con
dition Is robbed of half Its terrors
when thero Is an amateur of no meun
ability within the family clrclo. And
tlu) ffct upon the pupil liervtlt la
most beneficial, for only one who lias
grown bruln-weary of figures und
dates knows the delight of mixing up
nctuul Ingredients and awaiting ma
terial results. It Is also much to be
hoped that the training of amateur
cooks will cause thoso who consider
themselves professionals to loolt to
their laurels and to give over the hit-or-mlss
methods of cooking, which
Ho oftn decide If our da
dor
Shall lie fretful nnd anxious or Joyous nnd
lie
Kny,
With higher culinary Ideals tho men
tal and spiritual development of man
ought to be assured.
Speaking of the disturbance the Rus
sian students arc making, tho Pall
Mall Gazette remarks: "After all, It Is
tho younger generation knocking at
the door, and If the door Is not opened
It stands a good chance of being
kicked In." Tho Russian police, In
other words, nio wrestling with tho
Incorrigible. No doubt the pollco
would sooner deal with Anarchists or
Nihilists, whose heads they could bat
ter and whose lives they could shorten
without exciting the animosity of any
one except the professional King-kill-er;
but the gentlemen at St. Peters
burg say to the police: "Go ahead! Put
down that rebellion!" and tho pollco
must either obey or resign. The sever
ity of their task may be understood
by Imagining the pollco of Cambridge
and of New Haven trying to suppress
the Indignation of the students at Yule
and Harvard and at Hiidcllffe, In ad
dition. Tor we read that the young
women of tho Russian universities are
as eager for reform as are tho young
men, and that they suffer Just as much
In their eagerness, Now It Is an ex
traordinarily serious thing for any
government to bo openly at war with
Its young men and young women
with the younger generation. In n
spirit of fuif or In a moment of reck
less enthusiasm our own college stu
dents may lightly mock some munici
pal ordinance; but ns for defying tho
police, and through them the olllclnls
of the government, and as for being
(logged Into submission and bundled
Into Jail by the score that's a matter
of darker hue. It seems that all thoso
who represent Russian youth In tho
arts and tho sciences aro In a stato of
sedition. Wo fancy that Nicholas and
his coadjutors nro not giving all their
attention to tho Mauchurlnu question.
Tho younger generation Is lullammn-
bio, and Russia Is foolish to bo ludlf
ferent to that fact.
The congestion of population In cities
Is not peculiar to this country alone,
though It Is probably moro marked
hero than elsewhere. It has prevailed
In Great Iirltaln, but has been less no
ticeable on tho continent. It Is Inter
esting to observe that It Is most preva
lent, generally speaking, whero com
mercial and Industrial activity pre
vails. Tho growth of tho German capi
tnl, Ilerlln, for ono example, has been
exceptionally rapid for tho continent
slnco German Industrial activity set
In within recent years. Until a dozen
or fifteen years ago It was rather n
sleepy city, oven after tho consolida
tion of the cmplro, but by If KM) It had
advanced to 1,843,000 popiilatlon and
Htood fourth among tho world's cities,
London, Now York and Paris outrank
ing It anil Chicago pressing close be
hind It. Koiently a new census has
been taken and It now numbers 1,001,
r07, showing growth at tho rato of
aboht 110,000 per year. This rato has
been surpassed In Chicago and no
doubt this city now ranks fourth In
the world. It Is u curious fact that
of the four cities of tho world tho pop
ulation lu each of which exceeds -',-000,000
two nro In tho United Stntes,
tho youngest In tho list of considera
ble nations. One might think It acci
dental lu some way, but It Is also true
that tho United States are tho only one
of tho world's nations that has more
than one city of moro than 1,000,000
population, Tho last census gave us
three and lu equity should have given
us four, for the populous suburbs clus
tered closely about lloston aro as truly
lioston as tho Hack Kay and Ueacou
street regions themselves. Within a
radius of twenty-live miles around tho
capltol on Reacon hill thero must bo
considerably more than 'J.000,000. Tho
development of street railway lines
has checked tho congestion or rather
spread It over wider space for each
city, and that, together with the "good
roads" movement, will tend to send u
return tlow from the urban Into tho
rural regions, but It will remain tbjit
urban growth will attend Industrial
activity and tho grave and abiding
problem will continue to bo liow to
keep It as nearly healthful as possible.
NumliiK tm Chilli.
Now, necessarily, when tho new girl
baby arrived there was much discus
sion among the members of tho fam
ily as to what her name should be.
"Wo will call her 'Gertildlue,' " said
tho ilrst grandmother. "I saw thai
name lu a story once, and always
wanted to try It on a baby."
"Oh," murmured tho Becond grand
mother, "that would never do. Let
us call her Fanehon. "
"Rut don't you think 'Ettessa' Is a
pretty name, and so odd, too?" put In
ono of the aunts.
"Kxcuso me, ladles," ventured the
poor father, who sat uearby, "but you
seem to forgot that wo aro trying to
tlnd a naino for a human being, aud
not for a tivo-cent cigar," ltaltlmoro
American.
An Unreasonable Request.
Young Husband I'm Just about
dead, putting down this carpet.
Wife Tho carpet la not heavy,
"No, but I Uavo to work lu aueb a
cramped position."
"Nouseuso. Just lutaglno you aro on
yor bicjrcl" New York Wkl.
THE NEW AGE. PORTJDAiND. OREGON.
LEADING BUSINESS FIRMS OF
EASTERN OREGON.
THE MINT SALOON
O. L. MEtLLQUIMT, Prop.
nr.T nnAKD3 of wies
AND LIQUORS
IMPOUTED AND
DOMESTIC
CIGARS...-
Cornet Perot Street and
Jefferson Avenue,
LA ORANDC, on.
The Leading
FURNITURE DEALER
AND
OF EASTERN OREGON IS
..M. A. RADER..
Funeral Director nnd Embalmer
Lady Aiilitant.
PKSDI.KTON
ORKOON
E. Y. JeuD, Preit. V Y.. Jtmn, Bec'y and Trcas.
Tut kon K. Fell, Manager
Incorporated, 1894 Capltaf Stock, f 10,000
PENDLETON
Woolen Mills
Manufacturer! ot
FleeceWool Blankets, Indian Robes
Casslmeres, Flannels
Pontile ton, Oro.
Leading Business Firms ol The Dalles
rpHE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA MtKWKUY
AUOtJST RlcHLKR, rrop.
This well-known brewery Is now turning nut
the best lifer nnd I'ortercast ol tho Cascndcs.
Tho latrst iitipllanrcs for tho manufacture ol
good healthful Brer hao been introduced, and
only the Drst-class article will bo placed on the
market.
East Second Street
THE DALLES, OH.
Dalles Laundry Co.
FIRST-OLASS WORK
at Bhort Notice
Gentlemen's Wo'rk a Specialty
Local Phone 341' Long Distant 90S
THE DALLES, OREQON
Z. F. MOODY
THE DALLES, OR.
General Forwarding
AND
Commission Merchant.
Offices and Warehouses at
RAILROAD AND STEAMER DEPOTS
Wool handling our specialty.
Grain bought anil sold.
Columbia
Brewery
Thm
Oml.hrmtmd
AUGUST BUCHLER, Propr.
Of tha product ot this well-known brewery,
the United Stales Health Itupurls lor June US,
1900, sa s: "A more superior Vruw ueverentered
the labratoryof the United States Health He
ports. It Is absolutely ilmold ol tho slightest
(rare ot adulteration, onion the other haud Is
composed of the best of malt and choicest ol
hops. Itstonloiiialltlesaru of the highest, and
It can be used with the greatest heucttt aud
satisfaction by old aud young. Its use can con
scientiously bn prescribed by the physlvlans,
with the certainty that a better, purer or mora
wholesome beverage could not possibly be
found."
Earn iNSArf at., THE DALLES, OH.
Bar Fixtures and
..Billiard Tables..
Have Re-established their busi
ness in
PORTLAND,
at 49 Third Street.
A full stock of Bar Fixtures, Bil
liard and Pool Tables. Bowling
Alleys and Supplies always on
hand.
EASY PAYMENTS.
J. Q. REDDICK, Manager.
UPPINCOTT'S
MONTHLY MAGAZINE
A Family Library
Hm Bist in Currmt Utiratura
12 COMPLKTC NOVCLI YCARLY
MANY SHORT STORIES AND
PAPERS ON TIMELY TOPICS
$2.60 re ycah ; 25cts. a copy
NO CONTINUED STORIES
KVCRV NUMIKR COMPIKTK IN ITMIF
CALL AV
THE COULTER GROCERY STORE
FOK FIRST CLASS GOODS
Carry Full Lino of Ptaplo and Fancy
Groceries. Telephono White 007.
EAST SIDE.
T
HE II. T. HUDSON AllMS CO.
Wholesale and Itctnll Dealers In Guns, Fish
ing Tackle, Baseball, Theatrical and Gjmnas
Itim Goods. A. G. Spalding's Athletic Goods.
Headquarters for Gnlf Goods Hand Loaded
fchells 10 order of ctery description. Fine Gun
repairing a specialty.
110 Third Ht., I'ORTLAND, OREGON
"QUELLE"
S. E. Corner
Sixth and Stark Sts.
Fritz Sechtem.
"Baron" Schlenk
Most Klegantly Appointed Refectory
in the Northwest. Crawfish a Specialty.
Foieign and Domestic Delicacies. Grill
Room in Connection.
PHILLIPS TRUNK CO.
Trunks Made to Order
Also Taken in Exchange.
TRUNKS REPAIRED.
311 Morrison St.,
Opposite PostofFice
Nottingham & Co.
(Established 1882.)
JOlinEita IN
Lime, Cement, Plaster,
Land Plaster, Hair, Lath,
Shingles, Flour and Feed.
HOLE AGENTS KOH
Big Bend and Moss Rose Flour
Both Phones 331,
Central Dock, Foot of Washington St.
Portland, Oregon.
0. A. Epperly. C. II. Jones, I). S. Cameron.
Epperly & Johes.
ICE CREAM CANDY PARLORS
Manufacturers of
High Grade Candies
and Ice Cream.
544 Washington Street,
OregonPhono South 21t. PORTLAND, OB
O. II. Bclple.
M. B. Stlple.
OWEN H. SEIPLE & GO.
Dealers In
STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES
TIIONE SOUTH 1CC0.
183 Morrison St. PORTLAND, OREGON
Timber Lands
and Homesteads
Located! Kstlmates of Timber by
Competent Estimators.
EQUITY RENTAL AND
REAL ESTATE CO.
Dealers In Real Estate. Rents Col
lected; Business Chances and Loans
Negotiated.
C. L. Case. A. R. Spreadborough.
Oregon rhone Union 14M.
MalnORIce:
184 East Morrison St. I'OUTLAND, ORB
t5c.
15c.
ELECTRIC
LAMPS
Edison Electric Lamps reduced to 15
cents each, or 1.7fi per doxen.
Upo these Lamps with proper voltage
and make your light the cheapest and
best.
Pmrtlaiul Qmmmrm
Efmotrim Cm.
Smvmmik jum
AkmrStm.
15c.
15o.
nr rail ani water.
A STORU & COLUMBIA
A RIVER RAILR01D CO.
WITH
THROUGH PARLOR CARS
BETWLKN
Portland, Astoria Seaside
Leaves
Union Depot
Portland
For Mavsers, Rain
lcr, Clatskan lo
Wcstport, Cllllon,
Astoria, Warren
ton, Klavcl, Gear,
hart 1'ark and Sea
side. Astoria & Fcashore
hxprcts Dally.
Astoria Express
Dally.
Arrives
Union Depot
Portland
1:00 a.m.
11:10 a.m.
8:Mp. m.
t2:30).ra,
9:40 p.m.
Dally except Saturday.
(Saturday only.
Ticket office, 25J Morrison street, and Union
depot, 1'ortlaud.
J. C. MAYO,
Gen. I'ass. Agent, Astoria, Or.
SHAVER TRANSPORTATION CO.
STEAMER GEO. W. SHAVER,
Will Icavo I'ortland. foot ol Washington St.,
Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday evening at &
o'clock, tor Kuivlcn Island, St. Helens, Oaples,
Deer Island, Martins, Kalatna, Ncur City,
Itanicr, Ml. Cotllu, Ma)Rcr, Stella, Oalc Point,
Freemans, Manzanlllo,C'latskanio aud all way
landing,
"BEST OF EVERYTHING"
In a word this tells ot the pas
senger service via
THE NORTHWESTERN LINE
Eight Trains Dally between St. Paul and
Chicago, comprising
The Latest Cullman Hlevpers,
i-orriean iiiiutir vara,
Llbrry Mini Uiiaervxtlon Cars.
Kre lleolliilnff Chair Can.
THE TWENTIETH CENTURY TRAIN
"THE NORTHWESTERN LIMITED"
Kuril Every Day of tho Year. '
The Finest Train In the World
Electric LightedSteam Heated
TO CHICAGO BY DAYUOim
The Dadcer State Express, the finest Day Train
Running lletweeu St. Paul and Chicago via
the Short Line. Connections from tb
West made via.
The Northern Pacific,
Great Northern and
Canadian PaclOc Railways
This Is also the best line between Omaha, 8t
Paul aud Minneapolis.
All Agents sell Tickets via "Tb Northwest
ern Line."
W. H. MEAD, General Agent.
H. L. SISLER, T. A.
348 Alder Street, I'ortland, Or.
..THE REGULATOR LINE..
Tho Omilau,
Portland A Amtorla
Navigation Oo.
COLUMBIA RIVER SCENERY.
STEAMERS
Dalles City and Regulator
".COLUMBIA RIVER tt
IIETWEEM
Portland, Cascade Locks,
. Mood River and The Dalles.
For Information call on or address
M. V. HARRISON, Agent,
Oak Strtiet Hook. 1MMITLA.NI, Oil,
Oregon Foue Oil. Col. Fone 93.
Or W. C. ALLAWAY, Genu Agt.,
The Dulles. Or.
I K. J. SMITH, Trav. As
TICKETS
TO ALL
Points East
VIA
JS
Shortest and quickest Una to
St. Paul, Dukith, Minneapolis, CMcaf o
and all points East.
Through Talaee and Tourist Sleepers. Dining
and Buffet Smoking Library Cars.
Pally Trains; Fast Time; Service and
Ecanery Unequaled.
For Rates, Folders and Full Information Re
garding Eastern Trip, call on or aduresa
J. W. PHALON,
' T. P. A.
H. DICKSON,
C. T. -A
122 THIRD ST., PORTLAND.
A. B. C. DENNISTON, G. W, P. A.,
U First Avatua. 8EATTLK, WASH,
At JtSjBajSHBRisi lQ J
.IM.
mm OREGON
(mp Short line
Union Pacific
AND
Dinar
TIME SCHEDULES
Porllsnd, Or.
Aaaivi
Chlcaro
Portland
Special
t'.ltia. m.
via
Huntington,
Bait Lake, Denver,
Ft. Worth, Omaha,
Kansas City, Ht.
Louls,Chlcagoand
East.
4130 p. I
At'antlo
Express
9.oo pa,
via
Huntington.
IV alia Walla Lewis.
ton.Bpokane.Mln.
ueapolls,Ht. Paul,
Duluth. Mtlwan
ket.CblcagoAKast 1:10 a.m.
6L Paul
Fast Mall
6:uo p. m.
via
Epokana
Bait Lake. Denver,
Ft. Worth, Omaha,
Kansas City, St.
Lnuls,Ciitcegoand
Kast.
7;C0a. m.
72 HOURS
PORTLAND TO CHICAGO
No change of cars.
Lowest Rates, Quickest Time.
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
JKltOM rOKTLANI),
A0 p.m.
All sailing datei
subject to change
For Fan Francisco
kail every 5 daya
4:00 p.m.
Dally
Ez.UunOay
a.oun.ra.
taturday
lo. w p. m.
Columbia Rlr
Itssmsri.
4 00 p. m.
Ex. Buuday
To Astoria and Way
i.aiiuings.
t:4Sa.m,
Lx.tiuuday
Wlllsmstla Rlvsr.
Oregon City, New.
berg, Salem, Inde.
rendence A Way
andlngs.
4:30 p.m.
Xx. buuday
7:C0a. m,
Tiis.. Thur.
and Bat.
Wlllsmstla and Yarn.
Mil Rltara.
Oregon City, Day.
ton, A Way Laud'
lugs.
3:80 p.m.
Hon., Wed.
andFrL
6:45 a m.
Tues.. Thur.
and Bat.
Wlllsmitts Itltsr.
4130 p.m.
Hon.. Wad.
and FrL
Portland to Corral.
Us A Way Laud
logs.
For low rates and other Information writ t
A. L. CRAIG,
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or.
EAST AND SOUTH
VIA
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO:
Shasta Route
Trains leave West 8clo lor Portland and way
stations at 10:4 a. m. Leave lor Albany at 3-.05
p. in.
Leaves I'ortland 8:30 a. in., 7 p. m,
" Albany 12:30 n. m., 10:30 p.m.
Arrives Ashland U:Xt a. in., 11:30 a. m.
" Hacramento ft p. m., 4:3.1 a. m.
" Han Franclnco7:4ft p. m., 8:1ft a, m.
Ogdcn ft Ml a. m., 11:43 a. m.
" I)encr 0 a. m.,0a. m,
' Kansas nty7:U a. m., 0:10 a. m,
Chicago 7;4S a. in., 0:30 a. in.
11 Los AngoJes l:'JO p.m.,7 a. m.
" KIPasoofi. m..p. in.
' Fort Worth 0:30 a. m 0:30 p. m.
" City of MexleoD:ftfta.m.,9:fti a. m.
11 Houston 4 a. m., 4 a. m. M
" New Orleans 6va p. in., 6:25 a. m.
" Washington 0:4i a. m.. 0:42 a. in.
" New York 12:43 p. m., U;4J p. in.
Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains.
Chair cars Hacramento to Ogden and El Paso,
and tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louts, New Or
leans and Washington.
Connecting at ban Francisco with several
lines lor Honolulu, Japan, China, Philippines,
Central and Houth America.
R. a. MILLER, O. P. A;
Portland, Oregon.
White Collar Line
Portland -Astoria Route
Str. "BAILEY GATZERT."
Dally round trips except Sunday,
TIMK OAHU.
Leaes Portland -.7:00 A. M
Leaves AHorla........ . 7:00 P. M
Through Portland connection u lth Steamer
Nahcottalrom Iluacoand Long Reach points.
Whito Collar Line tickets Interchangeable
with O. It. A. N. Co. and V. T. Co. tickets.
The Dalles-Portland Route
STEAMERS
"TAHOMA" wd "METLAKO"
Dally trips exccpt8unday.
Str. "TAHOMA."
Leaves Portland, Hou Wed.. Krr..... 7:00 A. M
Leaves The Dalle, Tues., Tnurs. 8aL,7:00 A. M
Str. "METLAKO."
Leaves Portland, Tues., Thu.. Eat 7:00 A. M.
Leaves The Dalles Mon., Wed., FrL..7:W) A. M.
Landing and ottlce: Foot Alder Street. Both,
phones Main Sftl, Portland, Oregon,
AGENTS.
JOHN M. KILLOON .Tha Dalles, Or
A. J. TAYLOR. ..,.. Astoria, Or
J. J. LUCKEY Hood River. Or
WOLFORD & WYEK9..... White Salmon, Wash
J. C. WYATT ...... Vancouver, Wash
R. B. QILBRETH- Lyle. Wash
JOHN M. TOTTON.........M8tevenson, Wash
HKNRY OLM8TKD -a- Carson Waab,
WM. UUTLER...- .M..........ButIer, Wash
E. W. CRICHTON,
t Portland, Oregon
THE HOUSE FURNISHING CO.
(Incorporated.)
4
Manufacturers of
Woven Wire Mattresses.
Carpets, Portlers, Rugs, Lace Curtains,
Shades, Furniture, Wall Paper, Picture
Frame, Mattresses, Bedding.
UadcrUksusaad emblnshsg ptciaHy
Stores at Albany and Salem. Ore.
Factory at Albany, Ore.
Muoak Taipl4k AUAXY, 0MO.
CnARi.
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