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About The new age. (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 4, 1902)
sW8ft-wjf trmwo rw ;- --v -v Mf THE NEW AGE, PORTJjAINIJ, OREGOIT. tr 4 t Fr K. Y. JtJDI), 1'ioit. V K. Jtilin, Fen'y ami Trcns. TiikiioX K. l'KM,, .Manager Incorporated, 189C Cniltal Stock, $10,000 PENDLETON Woolen Mills , Manufacturers u( Flee ceWool Blankets, Indian Robes Casslnicrcs, Flannels PonUloton, Oram PIER HARDWARE ...COMPANY... ...HUCOK8SOIW TO... HUNT HARDWARE CO., OIIKOON 'I'ilONK OAK Ml. UOI.UMMA 'I'ilONK 277. Second and Morrison Sts. Established Ian. . 1889. Incorporated July 8, 1891. Portland Coffee and Spice Go. For the Trade Only. Tea, Collcc, Spices, Making Powder, tixtrncts, lite. OUK HI'KCf At. IIIIANIW; HiIglh, Acme. Mult nomah; linking Powder, Dcllanco, Iioublu Cjulck ; Coffee, lluynl lllcnd; Sugar, xxxx Ilur. 24-20 Front Street, Mat, Amh and Ankany. PORTLAND, OREGON. EDWARD HOLMAN UNDERTAKER Fourth and Yamblll Sts. DOTH PHONES NO. 607 RENA STINS0N, Lady Assistant. I..W.JAUNAIIAN. President. C. II.OAlUlNKIt. Vlro President. W. V. TIUUIV, Treasurer. Portland Implement Co, JOHN DEERE PLOWS, HARROWS, ETC. FARM MACHINERY AND VEHICLES. 188-194 Front Street, Portland, Ore, TROY LAUNDRY CO. Arc noted for quality of work and Prompt service. GENTLEMEN'S WORK A SPEGIflLTY 101-0 E. Water St. I'liono 6033. Union Depot ..Restaurant 17.1 Sixth St., PORTLAND, OR. Regular Dinner at Noon - 25c Lunch Put Up for Travelers. Do You Know the News ? ars U all lor rxr..... C II at 50c Month Month InTha KTentnt TUim. of Portland, Oruon. It la tna Urat evening ns psper uubllihsd lu Oretgn; It contains all the news el the stele and of tha na lion. Try It lor a moutti, A sample ceyywtllbe wetted to you (ua, id. dress THE TELEGRAM, Portland, Oregon. V, U .MoCUUS, tStfMlle, K. H. HAMILTON, TnCMUtlt. M'CABB & HAMILTON ..STEVEDORES.. PUGET SOUND Also Honolulu, . Head Ofltoo: Taooma, Wash, Cbl Address! Mrt'AltK GRACIE, BEAZLEY & CO., Agtnt 4 Water Street, Liverpool. Star Brewery Company llrewcrs and ilottlcrs o( Hop Gold Beer Vancouver, Wash, Bast Third and Burnsldc Sts., Port land, Oregon. Herbert A. Hale, Landscape Photographer Mt. Hood and Columbia River Views. 132 Third Street, corner of Third nnd Aldor. Klrst Clasi. ' Popular Prices White Ubor Only. Perkins Hotel Restaurant. I). II. IlItOWN, Proprietor. Corner Washington and I'lflh Streets, Portland, Orek'on. Meals Regular nnd a la Carte. Open 6 a. m. to 8 p. m. The Keeley Home Bakery and Delicate Essen. 8'J Sixth Street. Lunches for Travelers a Specialty. (Ilvo us n trial order for Wedding nnd Tarty Cnkc. W. J. n.AKE, l'roprlotor. WIIKN YOU IIUY Furniture, Carpets and Stoves l'OIl IIOUBKKKHPINO Cut Thla Out nnd Gel n Itcductloli nt Henry Jennings. 173-174 I'lmt Htrunt. lANP SOAP AND CHy BICYCLES! (lunrnnteed $35.00. WOO Model: $20.00 to $30.00. MITCtllU.l., LUWIS & STAV1-R CO. Plrst and Taylor Sts., Portland. Private Itminu Choice Wlno, I.liuoni for l-udloi, and Cigars. .ni:u iiai.i. oami: oai.i. at Oak Sample Room 755 SAVIER STREET Corner Twenty. third, IIKNKY Pn.KlliKltKlt, Proprietor. Portland, Oregon Telephone lied DM, Private rooms. Gambrinus Garden Saloon. A ml row Swansou, l'roji. Choice NVInes, Liquors and Cigars. for -M and Washington St. PoariANi Out: Portland Club and Cafe... 130 Fifth Stroot OUR SPKOIALT1KS; II Monogram nml III Gyrus Noblo Whiskies. A Resort for Gentlemen, Oa.uu 'Phono Main 008; Columbia 407 S PORTLAND, OREGON. 4alakMM4MnaaiaiaBaMamaMawaaHNNattea'' ai T"1"!- S " I mm j TIME LOST IN LITE. HOW VERY SHORT THE AVERAGE LIFETIME IS. Three-eighths of One's Existence la I'rtactlculljr Wasted-Tims 1'aeseJ. la Sleeping, Kntlnir, Unimportant Acta, Uaeleaa 1'uranlta and Recreations. "I read the cHtltnato prepared re cently by the British government with reference to longevity among men la the amy," wild a gentleman who Is fond of, mathematics to a Phil adelphia Inquirer reporter, "and I do not cure how much men may figure on the lengthening of life's average the fact Is, a fellow doesu't live ho long af ter all. Life la very short when wo come to think of It. It Is. Indeed, a fitful fever, to borrow the simile of tho poet, and the distance between tho cra dle and the tomb Is the spun of one's hand. Mow much of 11 man's life Is devoted to tho actual work of accom pllHhlng whatever his highest aim may be? Did you ever think about llgurlug on this problem? I have, because, I guess, I happen to have a penchant for mathematics. Hut It Is Interesting for other reasons. Of course, a fellow docs nothing until after his L'lst birthday. He must attain his majority bofore he enters upon the serious duties of life. Ilefore this time he Is passing the pre paratory stages of life, and, theoreti cally, .s equipping himself for Its seri ous battles. Fifty years Is the life of the average man, although life's gen eral average llgurcs down to a point below this. "(live the average man thirty years beyond tho period when ho becomes of age, I guess It would be sufo to assume! even lu this rushing nge, that tho aver age man will spend about six hours a day In sleeping, and one hour and thirty minutes In eating, allowing for tho time It takes him to go to and from his meals and In preparing for tho table. We might safely figure that he spends an average of one hour ami thirty min utes out of every twenty-four In other minor wuys-ln exchanging pleasan tries with his friends and chatting on topics unrelated to his business, lu winding his watch and In other Indul gences of nit Innocent kind. This would make a total of nine hours out of every twenty-four that a man spends In do lug things that are unrelated, in a strict sense, to his business. This amounts to three-eighths of tho life that Is before him. He has HO years lu which to do Ills work. Ho would do vote eleven years and three mouths to sleep and to other things, as Indicated, and would hiivo nineteen years and uluo mouths in which to do his Jlttle do. "Twenty years looks llko a good bltJmany foreigners ns Now York," writes of time, but when wo como to this fearful thing of living for n purpose, expecting to endear ourselves to our countrymen and to accumulate a llttlo money besides, tho time does not seem long. The time, Is renlly much shorter than this when we allow for Sundays and social gutherlugs nnd prayer meet ings ami things of that sort, but as theno fuuetious do not figure In every man's life I have left them out." FIXED FOR THE WINTER. Tamiierlns; with the Arrangements far n IIoj'm Comfort. Here's a uroblptn for Borough Su perintendent of Kducntlon John Walsh:' "Must a public school boy chango his clothing frequently, or does It make uo difference so far as his right to receive tho beuetlts of our free schools are con cerned?" An early consideration of this question will bo appreciated by a Twenty-fifth Wnrd Italian mother, and will relieve the mind of the princi pal of one of tho Twenty-fifth Ward public schools. The principal In ques tion lias temporarily decided tho mat ter lu the nlllrniatlve for sanitary rea sons. It may not be olllclally brought to Superintendent Walsh's attention. Ho Is at liberty, therefore, to treat this publication of the matter as ho sees tit. Kor obvious reasons, the number of tho sehool Is withheld. The question aroso In this way: One morning recently a eharncterlsi tleally garbed Italian woman piloted her 7-year-old hopeful to tho school lu question a ml asked to havo him admit ted. His face and hands looked as though they were complete strangers to water, and Instead of a coat tho up per part of the lKHly was encased lu a gunny sack, which hail been snugly lifted to his llgurc. Ills name, address and other qualifications were formally Jotted down and he was about to be sent to a class room when the observ nut principal's eye fell upon his lm provlsed coat, It looked as If It might have been Intended for an overcoat. Tho principal turned the boy over to a teacher to be shown to the wardrobe'. The toucher sought to explain matters by helping the youth off with his coat and was attempting to unfasten It, when his mother sprang forward with tho ejaculation: "You hurta dor boy, I.eavo dor boy alone. 1 sewa tier boy up for der wlu tor." "You've sowed the boy up for tho winter?" tho principal gasped. "Doesu't that thing come off?" "Noa; keepa der boy warm all win ter." "You mean Unit that bag Is put on him to stay all whiter?" "Alia winter. That way ho no catch cold." "When does ho wash himself?" "When der summer comes." "Well, you take him home at once," tho tudlgiumt principal declared, "and take that thing off him. Then give him a bath, That Is tho only way you can get hliu In here," She took him away, vowing to sea her friend, the alderman, and "have yer broke." Brooklyn Times. HE WANTED ENLIGHTENMENT. An Obacure Point tn History Hothered Illm-Ulfl They WhoopT He was a lonesome-looking old man having a scat In tho street car and ap parently seeking to avoid notice, but after riding three or four blocks he plucked up courage to stand up nnd any. "I'm a little Iwthered over s'unthln', and If any of you can help me out I'll bemuchobleeged. We all know that one of tho tilings Uiat brought on the revo lutionary war was that ten business In Boston harbor. Sooner than pay the tax on tho tea our patriots went aboard the ships and throwed it overboard. I guess you all understand It up to that p'lut as well as I do." None of tho pascngcrs admitted ig norauco and asked for information, and the old man got new courage and weut on. "Yes, history tells us thnt, and any body can read It. It don't say whether It was green or black tea, but I ain't goiu' to be too particular nbout that. Mebbe the two was mixed. Whut I complnln of is that history chops tho thing right off there'. It don't soy whether the patriots went homo nnd went to bed after tho fracns.or whether they went nround town whooping it up, same as we do after 'lection. I've some times thought they went to bed nnd had nuthln' to say, and ng'ln I've won dered If they didn't whoop 'er up nnd havo a gay old time. If any of you know anything about It I'd like to hear." Everybody was smiling or laughing, says tho Dotrolt free Press, and no body had given him any pointers when the conductor opened tho door and beckoned him out on the platform. "What for?" asked the old man. "You are talking too much." "I hnln't half talked." "You'll have to stop or get off." "Is that the law? Can a patriot bo choked right off in tho middle of a sen tonco?" "That's tho law on a street car." "T)':n, by Jim, I'll walk the rest of the way and bo dunied to you. I've set out to And out Bunthln', and If I can't do It on a street car I'll do It on foot. Yes, sir, I'll stop every ninn I meet Jll somebody can tell me whether them folks went to bed or whooped It up, and If they wIiooimmI, you can bet your bottom dollar thnt your Uncle Jim paints this town red to-night and wakes up In the cooler of tho morning. 'Itnli for Independence and Bunker Hill! Stop your old car while I git off, and 'rah for Lexington nnd Gen. Jackson I'" Diplomatist to 'Liongshoromnn. "There Is no city In the world with bo the Itov. David M. Steele, In an article on "Tho Other Side of tho Town," In the Ladles' Homo Journal. "Nor Is there any class of persons In tho city among, whom there nro bo many 'queer canes.' I met n man In the Bowery ouo cold, wet, winter night selling shoe laces. Ho looked so hungry that I took him to a restaurant, where, nftcr I hud given him something to oat, he gave me his confidence. Ho tnlkcd five lan guages Italian, Spanish, German, French and Arabic with cqunl fluency, but did not know a word of English. , "But who wns ho? A man of 35, well educated, well connected and well bred. For llvo years after graduaUng ho taught Sanskrit In n great universi ty, and for tho five years following acted as tho foreign diplomatic corre spondent of a Berlin dally. He had lu pet son Interviewed half tho crowned inona rolm of Europo, and when this work grew commonplace he enlisted In the secret Information service of the German army. Sent on a mission Into Itussla, he committed a most serious blunder, nnd ho suddenly found him self wanted by two nrmies nt one time to be shot ns a spy. Ills father cursed him, his patrons deserted and his friends derided him. He escaped with his Ufo In time to flee the country. To day this sou of n Hti8slan count Is roll ing salt barrels on a New York dock." lluy Our AVotuhos by tho Million. The maker of a cheap American watch returned from Europo n fow days ago. bringing with him orders for 2.000,000 of his watches. Tho ouo order for 1,000,000 was given by W. E. Scott, manager of "Symond's London stores." Mr. Scott has Introduced American ad vertising methods wherever Symond's stores have a branch, and tho watches will Ihj used In exploiting advertising proiKwItlons. Tho second order for 1,000,000 watches was mndo by a new ly organized company formed to con duct n "mall order" business a dis tinctively American Innovation, this or der resulting from the notoriety given through the London papers to tho tlrst order. "I secured those orders," said tho American, "In the strongest kind of competition with German and Swiss watch manufacturers, uotwlthbtaudlug tho fact that they make a cheaper watch, but for real merit their watches are simply 'not n It' compared with tho watch we produce, and that Is pre cisely the wholo secret of our success In commanding tho whole market Our American makes are Blmply better goods, nnd tho people want them will have them." They Cost Money. She Do you Hud golf a very difficult gnmo? Ho Oh, no! Not after you've acquired a llttlo kuowledge. She What do you consider tho most difficult things to acquire? Ho Tho sticks aud balls. Philadel phia Press, Never be miserly with sympathy for a crying child or a sick man. S. W. DE OUK. E. D.ZinSRI.. 1'rcaldcnt; VIco l'reat. nnd Mgr. N. A. Sl'itONO, Sco'y and Troas. The Tontine Saving Association Incorporated. Homo offices, Now York Ufo llultdlng, Minneapolis, Minn. Ommltmt Stock $100,000. Paid to Contract Holders In Portland lor Week Klldlllg Nov. 23, 3,3C0.00. J. F. OLSEN, EUte Agent, Orcgonlan Building, Portland, Oregon Oregon Made Umbrellas ..C. M. MEREDITH.. UMBRELLA MANUFACTURER Itcpalrlng and Recovering of Ffno Umbrellas rt specialty. HIS Washington Street. Three doors abovo Olds & King POUTLAN1), OltEQON, HOTEL OSBORN CLEAN, AIRY OUTSIDE ROOMS REASONABLE RATES Transient Solicited ...IIOTII PHONES... Travelers should take "8" Streot Carat Union Depot and transfer at Yamhllk (street to East AnVuoy Cur, A. W. HEWETTT, Prop. lien Chandler. A. Ilallard. Telephono North 1711. The Club Cafe: 101 North Park Street, Cor. Flanders Nelson Hagan, Manager. POIlTt.AND, OH. A. EHRLICH UPHOLSTERING BUSINESS Is recommended to tho colored popu lation. Good Work at Reasonable Prices. 426 Washington Street. EMPIRE Liyery Feed and Sale Stable C. P. BARNARD, Prop. Saddle Horses, Single and Double Rigs At All Hours. Transient stock given tho very Ix-st of caro. 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In tho circuit court of tho stnto of Oregon.for tho county of Multnomah. Tho Portland Cyclornnm Com pany, plninitff, vs. John E. Dcmpsoy, J. F. Brndy, John Elaton, John Kohertson nnd M. E. Freomnn, de fendants. lly virtue of uti execution 'duly is sued out of nnd under tho seal of tho ahovo entitled court, in tho nhovo on titled cause, to mo duly directed and dated tho 18th day of December, 1001, upon a judgment rendered nnd en tered in said court on tho 6th day of July, 1894, in favor of tho Portland Cyclornmn Company, plaintiff (which judgment wns heretofore duly assign ed to L. L. Hawkins) nnd against J. F. Brndy, John Elaton, John Kobcrt son nnd M. E. Frcoman, defendants, for tho sum of $2,618.10 with intorost thereon at tho rate of 8 per cent per annum from tho 5th dny of July, 1894, nnd tho further sum of 14.30 costs nnd disbursements, and tho costs of and upon this writ, I did on tho 19th day ol Dccombor, 1901, duly levy upon tho following described real property, situated in Multnomah county, etato of Oregon, to-wit: Lots C and 0 in block 41; lot 5 in block 55, in Stephens addition to East Port lnnd(now Portland); lot 5 in block 48, Albina; lot 5 in block 22 Smith's subdivision nnd addition to East Portland (now Portlnnd). Now, thcroforo by virtuo of said ex ecution, I will on Tuesday, tho 28th dny of January, 1902, at tho luur of 10 o'clock A. M. nt tho front door of tho county court house, in tho city of Portlnnd, said county nnd stnto, boII nt jmblio miction, subject to redemp tion, to the highest bidder, for U. S. gold coin, cusli in hnnd, all tho right, titlo and interest which tho within named defendants or eithor of them had on tho date of tho judgment hero in, (tho fith day of July, 1894) or sinco had, in and to tho above do Hcribed real property or any part thereof, to satisfy said execution, in terests, costs and all accruing coats. Dated Portland, Oregon, Dccombor 23rd, 1901. WILLIAM FRAZIER, Sheriff of Multnomah County, Ore. First inseriton, Dec. 28. Last insertion Jan. 25. Hhoue Hood T(KS. Magic Cell Food Is Nature's remedy. Rpeaks for itsolf. Wo tnko consumptives after they havo bton Riven up liy physlelans and their friends, put them on their foot in a fow days with rcnoneU atreiiRth, cheerful and hnppy. It cleans and remilutes tho stomach nnd bow els; cures all chronic tlheases. Call and sco in: uo nro here to stay. You will ho sur prised when you learn what cures Monro inakliiKlul'nrtland. Two wcoks' treatment, price f 1.00, Call or address, MAGIC CELL FOOD CO. 2B4 MADIMOM ST., PORTLAND, OREGON. Costs You SOom Por Weak. Oregon Phone Union SO. GRAND AVE. MARKET. Joe Iladura, Proprietor. Beef, Pork, Mutton, Veal and Poultry. I will kcop only tho best and cholceit meats. Give me a trial and I "111 convince you. 22 Grand Ave., N. Portland, Oue. Phones; Oregon Main 77a, Columbia 420. TheLAGRANDE CREAMERY COMPANY BUTTER, EGOS AMD OHEESE. All goods wholesale and retail. 204 Yamhill St., nr. Third, Portland, Or Big Money Can bo mado in Portland real estate. The city is growing faster than moat people think, and property values are steadily ad vancing. What will be the result of the Great Lewis and Clark Centennial? Consult us if you want to make profitable invest ments, large or small. BUY NOW I WE INSURE TITLES. Titto Gumrmntmm Trust Co. sV Maf 7 Ohmmhor of Oommmrom PORTLAND, ORESON. B. B. RICH 103 iHIRO ST. PORTLAND HOTEL CIGARS wMwNkII W V tatam - SswawaB M GREATEST STRENGTH B m FINEST FLAVOR AND ill ABSOLUTE PURITY H QUARANTE.E.D MfBl ClOtStT fcOLVinfc f0liO,O S i. k-' Wv. iit' N. ft;.-