THE mSW AGKE, PORTLAND. OREGON.- ) TOPICS OF THE TIMES. A $2,000 pcnrl has been found In the upper MIhsIbhIppI, and the river clam will soon go to Join the dodo. The Irony of fate followed a Knn bus City mnn. lie beat his wife and now will beat Btouo for 100 days. Marconi hns been awarded n medal for Inventing the wireless telegraph. As a rule, the Inventor of anything Is awardeil a lawsuit. It Is said designers of flying ma chine's contemplate forming a pool of their patents. The next thing nftcr that will probably bo n flyer on the stock market. One severe punishment for anarchists would be to compel each to dell no clear ly what kind of principles ho thinks he Is advocating. Few or nuiio would be able to meet the test. Kx-Cnptaln Putnam Hradico Strong, by announcing that h6 will bo known ns the husband of Lady Francis Hope as soon as possible, dellnltely writes himself down ns n brilliant young man with a great future behind him. , What a perverse thing chance Is was shown by n statue of Vice-President Hendricks being struck by lightning In Indianapolis while lots of candidates who hnvo been carrying rods around for years have never been In tho least danger. Thq favorite reading of tho Sultan of Turkey Is said to be mllltnry history of tho most detailed and technlcnl sort. It is all well enough for him to read military history, but It would bo likely to disturb tho pence of all Europe if he should try to make some. "Wireless telegraphy," It seems, doesn't do nway with tho trouble ex perienced from the tapping of the wires by people who want to Intercept mesages Intended for others. A vessel equipped with the proper receiving ap paratus a fow days ago caught from tho air a message sent to another ven ue!, and that, too, from a point 100 miles distant. It Is n curious thing that Inventive genius, applied to war, steadily en hances the elllclency of defense by sea nil land. The perfection of explosives continually lags behind the resistance of armor. Tho Incrcnslng power of the defense to resist attack Is one of the most powerful operating forces In In ternational politics to-day. Coupled with tho tluauclal perils nttendnut on pnolf igcd contests, it fortlllos tho peace or Europe behind almost Insurmount able barriers. When one looks about It Is hard to meuiM) the Impression thnt the whole business of war is gradually being un dermined, slowly becoming Impossible, and that tho Hague conference was, pcrhnps, In Its way a general an nouncement of this fact to tho world. The war In South Africa seems to bo demonstrating that n great nation can not subduo n smaller people on Its own ground with modern appliances rapid ly enough to snvo Itself from flunuclal and social revolution nt homo. There are Just as many Indians In the country to-day as there were on tho day that Columbus lauded. The number has Just been estimated at "07, 1HX). There are whole Indian tribes that nvurago richer thau the general av erago for tho country, Thcro nro In dian poets nnd Indian statesmen nud Indian soldiers. There Is ono full blooded Indian Congressman from Kansas, not tho Indian territory. And there nro Indian girls so well educated and Intelligent that they can "see through" such schemers as would have their hands for the sako of cheating them out of their property. Never mind about tho Indians, They nre not dying out and may yet regain their places as tho llrst families of America. Kmperor William has expressed his objection to his hyphenated ex-subjects who return to their old homes on a visit and present themselves before htm as "tlerman-Amerlcans." IIo says that, as he understands It, they nro no long er Germans, but hnvo become Ameri cans. They have absolved themselves from their (iermnn allegiance nud should fully recognize their Amerlcnu nlleglnuco In tho nationality which they formnlly assume on their travels. A prominent Chicago citizen of Polish origin declared In a discussion a few years ago that ho repudiated the name of a "rollsh-Ainerlcan," nud ho said thnt ho was an American-American without any other national Intermix ture of names to classify himself n lining his fellow citizens, Thcro Is something In tho suggestion. Tho movement Tor the preservation of ItrltUii gcenury resulted lu tho for nmtloit of tho Nutlonnl Trust for riRceti of Motoric Intercut nud Natural llenuty. A London editor suggests thnt the trust pro tit by a fow of tho "super fluous millions" of Mr, Andrew Curiio Kle, by Inducing him to buy Exmoor, or tho Kngllsh I-nkes, or tho ltlver Thames, or tho Suowdoti District, or the TroxHiichs. The trust would seo to It that builders nud advertising firms did no Injury. Tuero nro tracts with out number lu our owu country, tho beauty of which ought to bo guarded for tho heuetlt of generations to come, which Invito tho attention of mon bo tweoa whoso overflowing purs and philanthropic purpose no great gulf Is fixed. Nature has her rights, as well as man, and it is a wanton Invasion of them to mar and destroy unnecessarily what God has made beautiful and health-giving. It is a common saying thnt a town or city gets as good n local government ns It deserves and no better. So It Is with other elements In the life of a community. One of tho best signs of the times Is that the American public seems to deserve more and more In tho matter of books. Certainly- it Is get ting books in public HbrnrlcR as nev er before. The princely gifts of An drew Carnegie, nnd mnny other bene factions by other givers, have caused an amazing growth of libraries of more thati a thousand volumes, and not pri vate property. Five years ngo thcro were In nil the country about four thousand such libraries, containing about thirty-three million volumes; now their number Is ucnrly tlvo thou sand four hundred, nnd tho books they house exceed forty-four nnd a half mill ions. In tho past year alone, from Juno 1, 1000, to June 1, 1001, more thau sixteen million dollars, In gifts nnd be quests, have gone to Aitierlcnn libra ries. More encournglng even than the great flgures themselves nro tho facts regarding the distribution of the money and books throughout the country ns a whole. East and West North and South have found themselves enriched In the power which books can Impart. Of all the States and territories only eleven nre without record of gifts dur ing this wonderful year. When tho longer columns of Industrial and com mercial development nro added up, those library flgures must be placed be side them. Thus wc mny remind our selves that the growth of tho nation Is not entirely an Increase of dollars. Thanks to a scoro of agencies tho spread of popular education, the Inter est In patriotic and civic study, tho ac tivity of clubs of Intellectual purpose, and many other causes tho things of tho mind nro winning their own fair chanco of development. Iteforc mnny yenrs tho public library must become as necessary In every town ns tho pub lie school system. National optimism nud local pride give a buoyant tone to most of our government reports, but the mnn who told the director of tho census about the agriculture of Alaska had no usu for tho "hewgng." Clrcumstnnces were too much for him, nnd In the low tem perature of tho most depressing nud uncompromising facts he made this confession: "The tabulated returns In dicate that tho farming Industry Is In slgulllcunt, being n subsidiary pursuit." Lest this surrender should seem cow ardly, abject nnd un-American, wo shall do the olllclal Justice by present ing n fow Alaskan statistics. The ter ritory, whoso nrea exceeds half n mil lion square miles, contains 12 farms, with n total of 1B0 acres. Its farm live stock consisted lust your of 13 dairy cows, 4 oxen, 1 bull, 0 horses, 10 swine nnd 170 chickens. This stock was valued nt ?'J,lfM, there was ?WK) capital fixed In Implements mid ma chinery and $12,800 represented tho value of buildings nnd other Improve ments. In order to prepare tho soli of Alaska for cultivation (ISO Is some times spent on n single acre. Five of the farms have less than three acres, threo hnvo between three nnd ten acres and four between SO nud CO. Their re turns aggregated ?8,010 for the yenr ending Dec. 30, 1800, ?5,n3 being cred ited to vegetables, 170 to chickens, (.100 to eggs, 3I0 to calves, $274 to milk nud $18 to butter. Tho report gets n spark of encourngemeut from poul try, which It says Is the most profitable branch of Alnsknn agriculture from tho standpoint of Income upon capital In vested. "Kggs found n ready mnrket nt an average prlco of -13 cents n dozen, while tho nverago amount received from fowls was $1.01 each." Tho cli mate absolutely forbids the raising of cereals, but Is favorable to tho rapid growth and early maturity of vegetn tiles, which nro cultivated In consider able quantities by the Indians ns well ns by the 12 farmers. The Indians nlso do something nt stock rnlslng, but ono big Amerlcnu farm would bent all Alas ka, savage nud civilized. Oood I'.'iintiKh fiir Him. Two brothers reeeutly visited the of- tlet'H of a firm of American machlno agcutH lu London. Ono was at tho head of an Importaut Kngllsh manufactur ing firm, the second was an engineer who had lived In I'ennsylvnnla for some years. The latter pointed out to his brother machine after machine that ho ought to have. "You know, Tom," he nt last declared emphatically. "If I were In your plneo I'd throw every bit of your old machin ery on tho scrap heap and have an up to date plant right through. You'd double your output and halve your ex penses." Tom listened carefully uud put his hand to his chin In rellectlvo fash Ion. "Well, Dick," ho said nt length, "you may be right. I won't say you're uot. Hut why should I change? Tho old machines were good enough for father, nnd they wero good enough for grand father, so I am thinking they're good enough for me." Tho Caddy' PrIVrnoA. "Why do you caddy for Mr. nickol hump when he always beats you down to tho Inst ceuO" "'Cause It's uioro fun to watch him piny than a box of tipsy monkeys." Olovelnnd IMaln Dealer, We suppose that when a hungry boy sits down to the table, that Is what might bo called a case of galloping cw umptloa. ...-... -4-- COST 01,000,000. The Portland M. C. BOWERS, Mmnrngmf. American Plan, $3 Par Day and Up war da HEADQUARTERS FOH TOURISTS AMD OOMMEROIAL TRAVELERS, Portland, Oregon, The Helena, C A. HARRISON, Manage American Plan.53 per day and upward Headquarters for Tourlmtm AND Oommerolal Travolerm, ' HELENA, MONTANA Secure a Legal or Com mercial Education BY ATTEND1.NO Behnke's Law and Com mercial School. No Vacations In the Buiineis Department. Day and Night School. We aUARANTEK success with our method of INDIVIDUAL Instruction. Bpeclal atten tion siren to Shorthand. Typewriting Taught by the latest Touch Method. Lessons by malt, 5 per month. Send for Free Trial Lesion and catalogue containing opinions of prominent educators, business men, stenographers and others. Law Term commences September 1st.' H. W. BKH.VKK, E. T. TAOOART, Prln. Commercial Dept. I'rln. Law Dept. Commercial Block, Washington, cor. 2d, Portland, Oregon. Bar Fixtures and ..Billiard Tables.. Have Re-established their Dull ness in PORTLAND, at 49 Third Street. A full stock of Bar Fixtures, Bil liard and Pool Tables. Bowling: Alleys and Supplies always on hand. EASY PAYMENTS. J. G. REDDICK, Manager. E. V. LAMOTTE, From Rrusiels, Jeweler and Watchmaker All kinds ot Jewelry repaired and made to order. importing or rrencn clocks a spe- clalty. American, French, Swiss and com- Plicated clocks repaired as rood as new. Will call for and deliver ssme without extra charge. All repairs aro warranted one year. Only first class material used In repairing. 44B milmmn at., Between 11th and 12th. PORTLAND, Or. NORTHWEST IMPLEMENT CO. Dealers In Agricultural Implements AND VEHICLES. Iiclm, Fish Wagons. Ctnton Plows. F. H. SCHREIOOR, Mgr. ao8 Front St. PORTLAND. BOYD & ARNOLD ..General Agents... Hamburg-Bremen Fire Ins. Co, Royal Exchange Assurance Orient Insurance Company No. 102 First Street, New Stark. B. B. RICH 103 THUD ST. PMT I AND MOTEL CIGARS iaaa. REAL ESTATE Sales and Investments. J. L. ATKINSON A CO. $ MUSIS FmllUtg Bid, Portland, Oregon OM Nf mmw PatrmBm . i T HE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA BREWEHY AUGUST BUCIILER, Prop. This well-known brewery Is now turning out the best lleer and Porter cast of the Cascades. The latest appliance for the manufacture of good healthful Beer have boon Introduced, and only the ilrst-class article will be placed on the market. Eaat Second Street THE DALLES, OR. Z. F. MOODY THE DALLES, OR. General Forwarding AND Commission Merchant. Offices and Warehouica at RAILROAD AND STEAMER DEPOTS Wool handling our specialty. Grain bought and sold. The Regulator Line The Dalles, Portland I Astoria ...NAVIGATION COMPANY... Through Freight mnd Passonger Line. Dally Line of Steamers Between Portland, Vancouver, Cascade Locks, Hood River and All Points on the Washington Side. The Steamers Dalles City and regulator Icavo r'i!Vnt,.Pv.?rr jnHK except Bunday) at 7 and Tho Dalles at 8 A. SI., arriving at destina tion In ample tlmo for outgoing trains. rrmlgM Rmtmm Ormmtly ftmduomd. w. c. C. ALLAWAV, Oen. Agent, of Court Street. The Dalles. FOOt Or, Thm Omlmbrmtmd Brewery AUGUST BUCHLER, Propr. Of the product of this well-known browery, the United Hlaies Health Iieports for June 28, 19UQ, says: "A more superior brewnevcrcntercd wic taurainry or ine un lltcd Utiles Health lie. ports, it Is absolute! traco of adulteration. Italy devoid of tho slightest an, but on tho other hand Is composed of the best of malt and oholcest of iiupi. us ionic qualities are or the nigli.it, and It can be used with the grcatost benefit and satisfaction bv old and young. lis use can con scientiously t preforlbed by the physicians, with the certainty that a better, purer or more wholesome beverage could not posslblr be found." ' Emmt ocoicf at., THE DALLE, OH. Willa Walla, Wash., Advertising. McBride Bros. LIVERY STABLE.. Rubber Tired Hacks a Specialty. Baggage Wagon. VALLA WALLA, WASH. Telephone 66. 124 E. Main St. HOTEL DACRES S. SIAION, Proprietor. Formerly SiniOn House. Ratest $2.50 to $3.00. WALLA WALLA, WASH. GILBERT HUNT GO. Machine Shop ami Foundry Willi Willi, Washington. Mnuacturn of PRIDE OF WASHING TON Throhen, Self Fttdtn, Drap ers and Machine Extira of Every Description. REPAIR VORK A SPECIALTY. Catalogue Free. City Chop House and Restaurant A. A. UATLENQER A CO., rrops. Open day and night. Private Rooms for Lad lea. Lunches put up for Travelers. 11 Third SU North, bet. Ankeny and Bur nstde. PORTLAND. OREQON. Flu FinlSsriri Rhis lifriskiHts - Cub Cmfe - ROBERT SCHULZE, Propr. ID. WHITEHEAD, Mgr. M-M FmsW atimml, Opp. CauaUg of Commerce, rOKTLAND OB ItllUILAM) WATKK. OREGON Shot Line and union Pacific Dkmbt TIME SCHtOULES Portland, Of. Aruiti Chicago Portland Special 9:uoa, ra. via Huntington, Ealt Lake. Denver, 4:30 p.m. Ft. vortn,umana, Kansas City, 8t. Loul,Chicagoand . East. , Atlantic Express 9:oo ri." m. via Hunt ington Bait Lake, Denver, Ft.,Wortli.Omahs, Kama City, SI. Louls,CnlcEoaud East. 8: 10 a. m. st. rui .Fast Mall 6:00 p.m. Tl Spokane Walla Walla lwls-ton.Hpoknne.Mln-tieapolls,tit. rnul, Dulntli. Mllwau kee.Chlcago.tEaat 7:00 a, m. OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE t VltOSl I'OltTLAfJD. tsoop.m. All railing date subject to change For Pan Franclnoo 4:00 p. m. tall every ft days. Dally Ex.Billiday t-.OUD.m. Saturday lUiOU p. in. Columbia River tttamtr.. 4.oop.m. Kx. Sunday To Astoria and Way j. millings. 6:t.' a.m. Ex. Sunday Wlllamstts River. 4:30 p.m. Ex. Similar Oregon City, New. oorg, Biuein, inde pendence ib Way landings. 7:00 a.m. Tues.. Thur. and Bat. Willamette and Yam 8:30 p.m. Hon., Wed. ami Frl. hill flltsrs. Oregon City, Day. ion, A way nand lugs. 0:45 a.m. Tues.. Thur. and Bat. Vvlllsmstte River. 4:80 p.m. Mon., Wed. and Frl. rortland to Corral. lis 4 Way Land. Ings. Lr. IMparla 8:35 a. m. Dally Snake River. Lr.fwltton Dally S a. m. IMparla totawlston A. L. CRAIG, General l'aascngor Agent, I'ortland, Or. V. A. ECII1LL1NO. City Ticket Agent. Third and Washington Streets. ...TUB... Pioneer Dining-Car Line ..Tim.. Yellowstone National Park Route TIME OARD- 1'OltTXAND. Leaves. Arrives. "North Coast Limited" Twin Cltv. St. Louis and 2:00 p. m; 7:00 a. m Kansas City SpecUl HUM p.m. Olympla, Tacoma, Beat- 8.-00 p. m tie, South fiend and ' Gray's Harbor Exp 8;JS a. ra. 6:15 p.m. Two trains dally to Spokane, Butte, Helens. Ulnneauolts, St. Paul and the last. Through service. Dining ears, r-llraan flrst-clasa and uplfolstered Tourist b.ccpers. Unexcelled accommodations. Baggage checked to destination of tickets. For full Information, tickets, maps of routes and other information, call on or write A. D. CHARLTON, Assistant General rasienger agent MA Morrison 6t., cor. Third. Portland, Or. PORTLAND RAILWAY CO. Car leave Portland. Corner First and Wash ington streets, for Vancouver as follows: Vancouver 45 Miniates. A.M.-8il8, 7:03, 7:tS.8:83, 9:18, 10:03, 10:18, F. M.-12!18, 1:03, IMS. 5:33. S:18. 4:08, ,:8, 5:33, 6:18. I0:3, jura. (Leave First and Jet fersou streets, 4 minutes earlier.) Ferrv leaves Vancouver to connect with ear. as follows: A.M.-':45, ixvi, 8:1 :00, :j, jo;so, u: 12:00 M. P. U .-12:45. 1:30, a 118, 8:00, 8:45, 4:30, 6:15, 8:00, Cars leave corner First and Washington streets for Woodlawn as follows: A. M. ":18.a:S3.:48, 703,7:18. 7:33,7:43.8:03, 8:18, 8:33, 8:48. 9:03, 9:18. 9:33, i;ii. 10:03. . 10:18, lolls, 10:48. 11:03. iuw. U:33. Hits P. 11.-12:03. 12:18. 12:33. 12:48, 1:03, 1:18,1:31 1:48,2:03, 2:18,2:33.2:48, 3:037 3:18:3:33; 1:48,4:03, 4:18,4:43,4:48,5:03, 5:18,5:33. 6,48.'8:os.':i8. :. e:4s,7:03, 7:is 7:S 7:48.8:03,8:18,8:33.8:48, 9:'3. 9:23 9:43 10:08. 10128.10:43, 11:03. 11:23(11:43. Woodlawn SO Minutes. Cart leave Woodlawn for First and Washing ton streets as follows: A M-S:4V:co,:l5,:30. 6:43.7:O0, 7:15,7:, 8:00.8:15. 8:30, 8:45, 9:00. 9:13.9:30.9:45. P. M.-12 (imIso 12 :43, 1 :00. l :i5. 1 :3o, i J45, 2:00. 2:13,2:30,2:45,8:00. 3:15. 1:30,3:45? 4:00. 4:13,4:30,4:45, 4:00, 5:15. 530. 5:457 8:oo: 6:15, 8:30, 8:45, 7:007:15. 7-30.7 4$ 8 oS 815. 8:30. 8:50. 9:10, 9:30, 9.S0, 10:1010 L 10:80, Jliuo. 11:30. ' ' ' Daily, except Sundays. Dally, except Weneadayt and Saturdaya. JWedacadays and Saturday! only w JIT RAIL ATCD WATKR. A STORU & COLUMBIA I ft 4tv no i Passenger Trains Deny WITH THROUGH PARLOR CARS DETWLKN Portland, Astoria Seaside Leaves Union Depot Portland Tor Margers. Rain ier, Clatskan lo Wcstport, Clifton, Astoria, Warren ton, Flarel, Hear hart Park end Sea slde. Astoria A Beashore 'Express Dally. Astoria Express Dally. ' Arrlrcs Union Depot rortland 8:00 a.m. 11:10 a.m. 6:Mp. m. (2:80 p.m. 9:40 p. ra. 'Dally except Saturday. (Saturday only. Ticket office, 2ii Morrison street, and Union depot, rortland. . :,, MA; Oen. Pass. Agent, Astoria, Or. SHAVER TRANSPORTATION CO. STEAMER GEO. W. SHAVER, Will leave rortland. foot of Washington St.', Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday ovoninp at & o'clock, for bauvlcs Island, St. lfolvns, Caples, Deer Island. Martins, Kalama, Neer City, Hauler, Ml. Collin, Mayger, Ktclla, Oak rolnt. Krecmans, MauianiIlo,Clatskanlo and all way tending, "BEST OF EVERYTHING" In a word this tells of the pas scnger service via THE NORTHWESTS LINE Eight Trains Dally between 8t. Paul aud Chicago, comprising Tho Latest l'lilliiimi) Hlrepers, reerlrss Dlnlnr Cars, Library mir Observation Can, tree Iteollnlng Chair Care. THK TWENTIftTH CENTURY TUAIN "THE NORTHWESTERN LIMITED Ituns Every Day ot the Year. The Finest Train In the World Electric Lighted Steam Heated TO CHICAGO DY DAYUQUT. The Dadcer State Express, the finest Day Train Running Hetween St. Paul and Chloago via the short Line. Connections from tho West made via. The Northern Pacific, Great Northern and Canadian Pacific Railways This Is alio the best line between Omaha, St rauland Minneapolis. All Agents sell Tickets via "The Northwest ern Line." W. H. MEAD, General Agent. H. L. SISLER, T. A. 34B Alder Street, I'ortland, Or. BEST L,I1NE TO St. Paul, Minneapolis, Dnlntb, Chicago, AND ALL POINTS EAST. Through Palace and Tonrlst Sleepers, Dlnlni Cars (meals a la cane), Buffet, Smoking, Library For tickets and full Information regarding: Eastern trip, call at city ticket dfflce. 122 Third meet. a. u. b. dknniston. City Pass, aud Ticket Agent. ..THE REGULATOR LINE.. M The Dallam, Portland & Amtorla Navigation Ocm COLUMBIA RIVER SCENERY. STEAMERS Dalles Oliy ana! Regulator nl& COLUMBIA RIVER ffij&g. BETWXXM Portland, Cascade Locks, Hood River and Tho Dalles. For Information call on or address M. V. HARRISON, Agent, Oak Street Hock, l'OUlXA.ND, OK. Oregon Fone 914. Col. Fone 493. Or V. C ALLAVAY, GcnL Agt., Th Dall.s. 4r. . J- SMITH, Trar. Agr BARRH0TEL European and American 'Plan. Furnished in First-Qass Style. 2!.5f p2l . ' '."odern Improvement. Jre-nroof, hot and cold water, centrally 1 8atM, 91 and $1,25 a Day. MeaU lee, Bathe J. Cr. tlxta aai QUbm, Ptrtlaai. KSSnM-K HI '