11 "' THE NEW ACKE. PORTLAND. OREGON. . U?h. . rt HHMWMLL(kA T ARSON A LONO 15 NORTH FIFTH ST. v Fine wines, liquors and cigars. Give tts a call. m A. WOOD. IlEAL E8TATK AND PENSION ATTOIINEY. Koora 10, Odd Fellows' llulldlng. POKTLAND.ORK. E A1RDANKS' STANDARD SCALES. Fairbanks, Morse A Company, Flrit and Stark Streets, Portland, Oregon, TilephonoM. pAXTON, 1IKAOII & HIMON Attornoys-at-Law. 610 Chamber o Commerce, Portland . . , s . Oregon. mllE IMPERIAL SALOON Liquors and High Orade Cigars. J.S. HlLDEIIUItN, Prop. Pliono Main 213. Corner Cass and Sheridan St ROSEIIUIIO, OREGON. T J. KADDEItLY, DEALER IN HARDWARE. 8tovc, Ranges, Tin. Copper and Granite Iron-Ware, Crockery, tllasswnrc and Homo Furnishing Uoods. Jobbing promptly at tended to. Ut.llJ First St., cor. Alder. Odd Fellows' Illdg., PORTLAND, OREGON. PORTLAND LOAN OFFICE Dan Marx, Proprietor. ...Highest Price' Paid (or.Old Gold and Silver... No. 71 Third Street, Near Oak PORTLAND, OR. Loan money on nil kinds of security. Unre deemed pledges sold (or amount loaned. T U. WILD Jobbing and Retail Dealer In WINES AND " LIQUORS 132 Third Street, Opposlto Mnsonlo Temple. Portland, Oregon. mHE UAVAUIA SALOON A. U. I1UR0ER, Prop. Imported nnd Domestic Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Wcluhatd's liver. I Pliono Oregon Mack 10 1 J. (1. E. Corner Second and Oak Streets, PORTLAND, OREGON. )ORTLAND ROLLINO MILLS Manufacturers ,n UAR'mONANI) STEEL. N. E. AYER, Manager. Twenty-Second and NlColal Streets. M EYER 4 SCHII.LINO . FINE WINES ' ANII LIQUORS. y- LA aRANDE,40REC0N. jsiA-.a n .aA H TTKRIIERT A. HALE. Mt. Hood. Columbia River and Northwest Views. Portraits, Water .Colors, Crayons, (or tin trade. Klectrlo Light and Ilromldo Enlargements. 132$Tlilrd Street, Corner Alder. P.ORTLAND, ORB. Til r O. NOON IIAO CO. , Manufacturer and Importers of flAGS, TWINES. . TENTS AND AWNIN08, FLAGS AND MINING HOSE. Ragglne Material, (.'auras, Sail Making In all lullrauches, Cotton Duck, Cordage, etc. 82-34 N. First Ft. and 310.3I3-3H.-Ji6 Couch St., PORTLAND, OR. c. murphy Ji co. '. WINK, AND LIQUOR DEALERS. Welnhard's Peer on Draught, nas Ale, Guln ntss' Porter, Val lllats Milwaukee llecr aud the Celebrated J, 11. Cutter Whiskey (or Family Use. 45 Third St.. Ret Couch and Davis, floods Delivered Free. PORTLAND, OR. pHOTO BTUDIO 23J),' First 8treet, Ret. Salmon and Main, PORTLAND, OREGON. Photographs taken any slio or style; also Photo ltuttousmado from life or any picture. Out door viewing done, also tlnlshlng Kodak's (or amateurs, instructions In Photography, Copying and Enlarging. E. KRAFT, Artist. T' VIE OREGON LIVERY, FEED, UOARDINd AND SALE 8TABLE8. Columbia Phone CS7, Oregon Phone Hood Ml IMRRIE & IMDRIE, Props. Special attention given to boarders. Our car. riages meet an trains, uor. oixin ana uoucn Streets, Portland, Oregon. A RLINOTON CREAMERY N. J. RITtER, Prop. Wholsalee and Retail Dealer In MILK, CREAM, CHEESE DUTTER AND EGOS S7 Uurnslde Street PORTLAND OREGON. , pLAZIER I1R08. Club Rooms Second Floor Wine Rooms, Concert, Pool aud Illlllard Hall Oregon Phone Grant 71 313 Uurnslde St. , , TORTLAND V OREGON. TJAYE3 4 SHORT ARTISTIC PHOTOGRAPHERb. New Studio , Borenth and Washington Streets, Over , , Dresser's New Grocery, w E PAY GOOD WAGES f ' " To Gool People For Good Work BTAR LAUNDUY CO, No. 264 Gllsan St., near Third. Oregon 'Pious 77. OTKIINKEN & JULIEN- v Wholesale and reatall grocers, .112-314 Rum tide street, corner Sixth, Portland, Or. Tele phone, Oregon mack 2932. Columbia 686. T HE OLD RELIABLE SEVENTH AND GL1SAN KXCHANOK. J. L. O'FARRELL, Prop. Seventh and Gllsan Sts. PORTLAND. ORE. rOIIN KELLY General Isurancc Agent. Fire and Marine. Scottish Union & National Ins. Co.) Edlnburg and London; Western F. and M. Assurance Co., Toronto, Can. 82) J Third St., Columbian Illdg. K. Munton. E. Munson. mHE ANIIEUSER HUBCH-Flne lunch every X day. Rest beer on earth. Flue wine., liq uors aud cigars. 331 Morrison St., cor. Second, Portland, Or. THE ROYAL AL YOUNG, Trnp. Dealer In V lnes, Liquors and Clears. 808 Irving 8t. Electric Cars to the Door. One lllock from Depot. Telephone, Red 1S85. Portland, Oregon. mHE WESTERN LUMUER COMPANY ORlco: Seventeenth and Front Streets. Portland, Oregon. B ROWN & M'CAnE, STEVEDORES Portland, Oregon. Correspondence solicited. Ship's mall promptly delivered. Cable address Rrown. T HE ORIENTAL J. W. ORUS9I, Proprietor. 321 Washington St., Opposlto Imperial Hotel t Drinks 10 cents. lleer Scents. A RMORY DRUO STORE Pare Drugs and Chcmlcnts, Toilet Articles Stationery, Confectionery aud Domestic Cigars. Prescriptions a Specialty. N. W. Comer Tenth and Everett Btrcots, Portland, Oregon. mHE TOPULAR 125 First Street, Ret. Washington and Alder Phono Oregon Red 0.14 Phono Columbians JOHN ECKLUND, Proprietor, Portland, Or. u B. CLEANING AND PRESSING CO, Clothes Cleaned, Dyed and Repaired. Your Clothes Sponged and Prosed (or II per per mouth. Called lor aud delivered Phone Clay COg. 451 Washington Htrco UctwccnTwcltthand North Thirteenth PORTLAND, OREGON. A INDAHL . " SIONS.. Japanning. Tin Decorating 270' Alder Street ' PORTLAND, OREGON TlOME BAKERY AND DELICATE ESSEN D. II. LEAMINO, Prop. A Full Line of Fruits, Candles and Nuts Always on Hand, Newly Oicncd at 207 Third Street. Remember the place. Opposlto the Taylor Street Church. D AY & HENDERSON All Kinds of FURNITURE-..., Practical Embnlmers And Undertakers. Orders by telegraph filled promptly. Phono lllaek 47. Cor. Willamette and 7th Sts. EUGENE CITY, OREGON. MRlFFIN HARDWARE CO. Wholesale and Retail Hardware, BTOVE8 AND TINWARE. Willamette Street, EUGENE, OREGON B ELDING BROS. Dealers In Diamonds. Watches, Jewelry, Silverware Spectacles, Etc. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. ALL WORK WARRANTED. ' 4SThlrd6t.net. Pine and Ash. Old Gold and Sliver Bought. Portland, Or. p O. PICK Ofllce; 8 First, Between Stark and Oak PhonesWfi. Pianos and furniture moved and packed lor shipping; commodous ttre prool brick ware houis. Front and Clay Etrtet. J. L. MARTIN & CO. M. V. Telephone IBM. Farms and City Property (or Salt- and Ex change. Fire Insurance In the best Companies. Large tracts o( Washington and Oregon Tim ber Lands bojight and sold. Strict attention given to care nf property (or nnn- esldents. 304 Sykes Block. 85 llnuneplu Ave., Minneapolis, Mlnuetota. Albert Feldenhelmer. Charles Feldenhelmer. Established 18. A. & C. FELDENHEIMER. Jewelers and Silversmiths. Importers o( Precious Stones aud Art Uocds. Cor. Third and Washington tits , Portland, Or, M. J. DRISCOLL & CO. ' Telephone. J g'V Hack, Livery and Boarding Stable. Ambulance, I r hire on short notice. All Kig have ItnbWr Tirra. COR. FIFTH AND PINE STS PORTLAND, Oregon. PINQ PONQ. Thia Game In the Latest Form of Amit.ement. Do you ping pong? It's the latest gntuo. Plug pong Is a game for thoso who like an Indoor recreation to re mind them of their favorite outdoor game, lawn tennis. Plug pong apes lawn tennis and tsccms to he trying to rival It In popularity. What Is ping pong? It has another name, and that Is gosslma, and gos slum gives a elire to Its Identity. Trans late the word Into gossamer, and you have the net that is stretched across the table at n height varying from eight to six Inches. Instead of tennis rackets you have battledores, and for balls small thlugu made of white cellu loid, wherefore It Is well to learn speedily to aim straight over the net, aud not at the (Ire. Hut the balls aru quite a cheap Item, and, Indeed, the whole game can be purchnscd now at prices varying from U5 cents to $5, though the cheapest "regulation" gamo on the market Is about $1.50. It Is sur mised that an epidemic of ping pong Is Imminent. Ping pongers play In twos, one at one end of the table, the other at the other. The. server la the man who first IIKIIK'S HOW PINO PONG IS PLAYKI) INDOOKS. delivers the ball, and the strjker-out Is the other. At the cud of the first gamo the parties change, the striker out becomes the server and tho server the strlker-out. The player who tot up six games to his credit llrst wins tho set. The gamo can be extended to take In several more players, Just as bngntello can, and battledores can bo imssed from one player to another. Them to mako It a more tclontlflc form of nmuscment for tho dining room table, which la ustinllv converted Into tho lawn, there can be substituted a board surface, painted black, with a narrow whlto boundnry line at the edge. Ping pong clulw nnd ping pong matches are springing up all ovor tho country, and plug pong tea parties are rivaling play teas among the fair sex. THE FACE OF YOUR WATCH. You Think Von Know Whnt Xt Looks Like, hut Do Your "1 will wager," snld a Ilroadway watchmaker to a customer the other day, "Unit you cannot correctly put down tho -tumorals on tho dial plate of your watch." 'Done," said the other. Aud ho wrote down I., II., III., IV "Wrong," Interrupted tho watch maker. "How wrong?" "Pull out your watch and look at tho ilgure four." Suro enough the figure was IIIL, not. IV. "Are all clocks nnd wntches made that way?' asked tho customer, as he put his watch back In Its fob. "All that havo Itomau figures on their dial." "Why?" "Well, thero Is a tradition which ac counts for the custom. Tho llrst clock that resembled the ones now In use was made by a famous Freuch Jeweler named Henry Vlek In 1370. Ho mado a present of It to King Charles V., sur named the Wise. Now Onirics was wlso In muiy wnys, but lie did not know everything, though havlug a repu tation to sustain be pretended to om niscience. When Vlck brought him the clock he examined the works very at tentively, seeking a flaw somewhere, 'Yes,' he said at last, Mho clock works well, but you havo got the figures on the dial wrong,' 'Surely not, your majesty,' demurred the Jeweler. 'Yes, the four should be four ones.' 'You are wrong, your majesty.' 'I a-ni never wrong,' thundered tho king. Take It away and correct the mistake.' Vlck did as commanded. The fashion wn followed by others. Aud so to this day we have MIL Instead of IV," "Hut supjtose my wntch had Arabic and not Homan numerals?" "I took that chanco, of course, be cause tho larger proportion of watches have the Ho man numerals. Put even then I'd have had you In all probabili ty. For there Is another peculiarity about tho tlguies which Is almost uni versal In watches, nut I will show you. Go on writing the rest of the figures." Ho the customer continued and wroto down V., VI. "Wrong again," Interrupted tho watchmaker. iiUt" "Pull out your watch and see," calm ly retorted the other. Once more the watch dial was ex posed to view. ' There was no six on it. The spneo where It should have been was occupied by the second hand. "The second hand," continued the Jeweler." Is to be found In exactly that plnco In almost every watch that Is made. Whether your dial was regis tered In Arabic or lloman numerals there would be no six on It. It Is only on a few of a very cheap sort of watches that the second baud Is omit ted and the 0 or VI. stands revealed." HE DONE FORGOT TO ARK. That Wos the Itcnaon n Colored Bwnln Ilml to Une the " e'enhntte. One tiny a good-looking colored man, who had appeared rather prematurely in a loud spring suit, entered one of the down-town telephone stntlons and asked for Jollet. He was compelled to use a wire that was In the open olllco and' ns he apiwirontly labored under the Impression that the person whom ho called up was rather deaf, every word he said was audible to all who were within ten feet of him. After the necessary connections had been made, the young man smiled gen ially and said: "Dls Mrs. Williams, the mother of Miss Lucy?" Apparently It was, for In a moment he added: "1V de good lawd. yoh voice 'nears o natural-like, yoh done sende moll Then, after a short pause, "Iteckon you all's kinder sprlzed to heah fruiii inc. What's tint? No, null, I hain't seen yoh oh senco New Yeah's. I reckon yoh don't have no Idee what fob I wants to talk with yoh, but, Mrs. Wil liams, I wants do proud honor of beln' yoh son-in-law." Both expectancy and trouble shone on tho young man's face and tho re ceiver Bhook nervously In his linnd. "Oh, yoh go 'long, Mrs. Williams, you Jest tryln' fer to tnntnllzo me. What's ilnt? Oh! Golly! Ycs'm I got n stlddy Job an' I got cr house done picked out. What, ma'am? What fer I didn't ask Lucy New Yeah's time? Why. why, I done gone clean fergot to." Evidently Mrs. Williams looked fav orably qu his suit, notwithstanding his absent-mindedness, for In a few mo ments he rang off nnd with his face radiant with Joy and his eyes sparkling with emotion, he stepped out of the telephone booth and up to tho opera tors', desk, "What's ma bill. Mr. Operator? I done won de prize!" ho nnnounced. Then he buttoned his plaid coat over his swelling chest and. marched out with a triumphant gait. Chicago Inter Ocean. 'Where IIckkuth Can Itlile. Ilornos are so cheap In Auckland that pcdostrlnnlsm bids fair to bet-omu ex tinct. Tho postman does Ills rounds on hotseback. The butcher, a huge basket slung over his arm, canters up with ordered provender. Schoolboys, two frequently sharing a mount, ride to school, where a paddock Is re.scrvod for their ponies. Uven the lamplighter iwrforins his duties perched on an ambling nag, while the droves of live stock pnsslng along tho roads aru al ways under tho caro of a mounted es cort. When an outdoor man Is sent on an errand that would entail walking a quarter of n mile he Invariably spents ten minutes In catching a horse that he may ride. Hut more ludicrous than all else was It to see a sween, his at tention to tho kitchen chimney com pleted, canter off on his nag, with the bag of soot perched on the saddle be fore hltn. As an Instance of tho topsy-turvy state of things antipodean It may be mentioned that it Is considered smarter to drive In a hired carriage than In your own trap. Work Their liralna Hard. A French Investigator hns come to tho conclusion that the brains of mili tary and naval men give out tnont quickly. He Mutes that out of every 100,000 men of the army or naval pro fession 109 are hopeless lunatics. Of the socallud liberal professions, artists aro tho II rat to succumb to the brain strain, next tho lawyers, followed at some dlstnnco by doctors, clergy, literary men nnd civil servnntH. Htrlk lug an average of this group, 177 go mad to each 100.000. Domestic serv ants nnd laborers aro far behind them; the profcnsloual men supply 1M out of each 100,000 as Candida lei for the' In.mO'ji nuuliitii V.Vt In mill. .. (. ' .UUttllV lJ "" .--. MM. 11 111! i ilill Interval, eowfc the mechanics, of whom fclxt'y-slx In each 100,000 lose their wits. Wonderful to relate, commercial mcu retain their sanity the best of tho whole group, ns they send only forty-two out of 100,000 to the madhouse.- WELL, I DON'T KNOW Mr. Tohnson, you don't know WHAT'S GOOD If you have never tried ACME WHEAT FLAKES. "We are headquarters for Ralson Health Club Foods. Grano, Acme Rolled Oats, Health Process Whole Wheat Flour. ACME MILLS COMPANY. g 20-22 N. Front St. Phone 407. PORTLAND, OR. O. M. Hofsteater PHOTOGRAPHER 165 J-2 THIRD STREET Between Morrison and Yamhill I'OUTI.AM), OltKOltN. Dr. Fred. A. Reisacher ..DENTIST.. 0rs4ut ot the Northwestern Unttrrslty UnUl ColUga. First-Class Work and Prices Reasonablt 711 Dolcum Old's;, Cor. Third A Washington. rOIlTLAND, Or. Oregou Thono Qroen 491 A. W. ALLEN Dispensing Pharmacist Phono, Oregon Main 403m Columbia 414 m 16 th and Maruhall Sts., 23rd and Savior Sts., PORTLAND, OREGON. cr Month InThsj IrenlniTsUrraio, ot Portland, Ori on. It Is the largest err nlns; news-, paper published In Oregon t it contains all the news ot the statu and of the na tion. Trr II tor a month. A sample copy wlllbe mailed to you tree. Ad dress THE TELEGRAM, Portland, Oregon. Ori'Kiui 1-1111110:107. Columbia l'liono M7 ALBERS & SCHNEIDER CO. ...ritOI'ltlKTOItN,,. 47. 5. MILLS & MEROHAN1 ROLLER MILLS Ciirm-r Front uml Mnln Htroi'ts Corner Konitli nmllluyl ritri-vts Mitiiiiritntiirrr of Itnlkil Onts. Ont Menl. riiik.d Wheat, llmk wheat Klimr, Grtthnni Klour, II) 0 1'loiir, Wholn WhuHt Flour, Corn Mt-nl, Ityu Meal, lloinlli)', Fiirltm ntul Hti-t-1 Cut Wheat. Oltion: -J4I--44U I'rootHt., Cor. MkIii, i-oit-rr.ANi), mt. Unruh & Shannon NATIONAL BICYCLES Work Called for nnd Delivered. All Kepttir Work (itiuranleed. 'Phone Us for Pi ices, Ktc. 306 HAST MORRISON ST., Just across tho brlilifi', TIiomo union mi. Portland, Oregon. T. S. TOWNSEND CREAMERY CO. Jobbers unci manufacturer of PEOISTCREO Fancy Creamery Butter ANII - Full Cream Cheese. 1 Wo Prepare a Cream that will carry to Chicago in a Sweet Condition. (Jive Us a Trial Order. 44 SHCONI) STRUOT, 'I'hone arm,t li.-t. Portland, Oregon. Do You j I Know the News ? X Ysm esn kavi it all for X OUMontii I j.01 ,, W1 mHE WELLINGTON OYSTEtt HOUBB AND 8AI.OON. Corner Sixth nnd Alder 8ts. C1IAIILE3 liOKYLUND.. Columbia Phone 63 1'OHTLAND, Oregon I'hono North 431. Oregon.. mltE OEM EATING HOUSE MltS. PAKKEIt, Proprietress Meals 25 cents Tablo Hoard $4.0 . , ,. ,1 1C9 Sixth Street, North. POUTLANI) OltEQON T J- HAKTZ WALLPAPEIl Paints, Plcturo Frames nnd lloom Mouldings Phono Hood MS. K8J4 First Street. Portland, Oregon AyllY 8UFFKUT No Matter Haw Long Standing Or how many remedies tried, the (lltKKK ltHKUMATISM CUIUJ Will euro you. Call, write or pliono L.T. LEWIS, A sent, 1&0 j Sixth Street QNOW FLAKE SALOON O. PKTEUSON, Prop. Tho Choicest llrntids of Wine's, Liquors and Ulnars. Prlxnto Itooius. 2S0 Iluruslilo Street, Corner Fourth, POUTLANI), OltEltON. rjILT EIK1E SALOON W. II. MOON. Prop. Choicest Liquor nml Olgnrs. Steam nnd I.HRor llecr. 808 Alder Street. Portlnml, Oregon. Phono South 231, DACIFIO LAUNDUY CO. Main Offlcc-iO ntul i N. Ninth Street. Gentlemen's Work n Spcclnlty,' Orders Promptly Attumtid to, IIOTll PHONES. VOIITLAND, OIIEGON. COOK ' Dealer In CHOICE WINE, LltUOIt8 AND ClGAllS No. 01 H. W, Cor. First aud Pino Sts. WEST COAST OYSTER CO. In.,)0ttcrn, rUntom .t Dcnlcri in .Eastern and Paoifio Coast Oystirs. W th St., Opposite Exposition llld(r. Ilranch of Darbro & Immel Oyster Co., Union Squara Market, San Francl.vo. 1 ill. Oyster Heds.San Francisco llay aud Oystorvlllo.Hiionl. water Hay. Origon Phono Houth 4V1; Colum bia Phono 018. free Delivery, ' Blue Point Oyster House L. T. LUWIS. UOyi Sixth Street. Cor. Morrison, Portland, Or. All kliulsnf Liquid Itnfrosliments, WELSH ltAltEIIIT, Eastern and Olympla Oysters Served in Any Style. OltAWriSH 'SANDWICHES. Oregon Phono Hood 311. Columbia Phono 157. 1'rlvato Itooms. PIANOS Phono Hood 809 OIIOANH THE FISHER MUSIC GO. ALL K1M (ir Hold on Easy Pamont, with Freo Lessons, Old Instrument Taken In Exi'lianga (or Now Ones, t'oluinbla and Olillar Zithers, Music and HlrliiKS. TuiiIiik aud J(upalrliiK MUSIC BCOKS AND SHEET MUSIC 54 Sixth St., Cor. Pine, PORTLAND - OREGON ..THE BROOKE DRUG CO.. Prescriptions Accurately and Care fully Compounded, Telephones Columbia 760, Orison Ited 1M4 Proscription - Druggists 67 North Third Stroot PORTLAND - - OREGON SPRANQER'S ARCADE 30, 33, 34 North Sixth Struct, Corner Couch. ...BILLIARDS AND POOL... Ladles' and dents' Reading Room U. H. SPRANOUR, Prop. Oregon Phono Main 754. Columbia Phono 754 Portland, Oregon, Ask Your Dealer For 1 tmbb r y MARK.