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THE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGOK.
lie I nhvny sny wlint I think. Mho
I notice you it re extremely reticent.
Kliiff.
"I hii)io.io rum brought you hero."
renin rl-.L'il tho prison visitor. "Yes,
iim'iim, mi' it patrol wngon," replied
the prisoner.
A Wisconsin nuWHpnpcr refers to n
limit who WfiH Anight by an eight-foot
cavc-lu of snow as "a little bit under
the weather."
She "Why do they always speak of
'the sad sua waves?' " He "I sup
pose because they usually look blue."
Harlem Life.
Mrs. Keyboard Why do you always
sit at the piano? You can't play a
note. Old Stokes Neither can anyone
else while I'm' there.
"You ask for the hand of my daugh
tcrl What expectations have yoti?"
"Why none at all." "Neither has my
daughter. Take her and bo happy."
McCarthy "Old llrown declares you
arc the most entertaining talker In tho
club. What do you usually talk about
In ids company?" McCormlck "Old
Urown."
lie And now, darling, when do you
think we would better announce our
engagi'int'iit? She Oh. there Is no hur
ry, dear. Any time within the noxt
twenty-four hours. Harper's Knzar.
"Yes, she wouldn't Hpeak to the edi
tor when she met him." "Had he of
fended her?" 'I should say he had.
Ills society reporter called her one of
the last century's buds." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Only One Theory: "How In tho world
did she ever come to marry a man with
one leg?" "I don't know, unless It can
be traced to her strong liking for dam
aged goods that come cheap." Chi
cago Times-Herald.
Tourist-1 understand that you havo
relics of the war for sale, my little
mail? 'We did have." replied the boy,
"but they have bought us out, an' tho
swords daddy burled last week won't
get rusted 'fore summer."
Ifl.xposuro: "Where are you rushing
so fast?" "Up to the health otllce to
get vaccinated." "Kill lleen expos
ed?" "Yep. Telephone girl this morn
ing gave me the pest-house number by
inlstake."-Cleveland Plain Denier.
Diner "Come, tell nie straight. Is
It any real advantage to a man who
gives you a tip?" Truthful Walter
"Honestly, I can't say that It Is; but It
Is apt to go hard with the gentleman
that doesn't tip me." Hoaton Trans
cript. Awe-struck Visitor It must be very
dllllcult to produce such an cxiiilslto
work of art. Dealer Nonsense. Al
moil anybody can paint a picture, but
Minting a victim to buy It after It Is
painted Is where the art cornea In,
Tit-Mils.
"What's nil that crowd of women
over there at Uargen's?" "Shoppers I
who read Murgon's 'ad. Hut that'll'
mi unusually large crowd for so early
In tile morning." "I know, but the 'ad'i
said: 'Come early and avoid tho J
crowd.' " Kx.
Tainted: "1 hear you want to sell
your dog. Pat. They tell me ho has a
pedigree." "Shure. an' 01 nlver uotlel
ed It, sor. Anyhow, he's uotliln' but I
a puppy ylt. an' Ol'm thlukln"as howl
he'll be afther outgrowln' It, Bor." !
Philadelphia Itiilletlu, I
"What brought on these dyspeptic
feelings which cause you so much
trouble. I wonder?" "I haven't tho
lightest Idea All I've eaten Is a fuw
oysters and a broiled lobster, and a
taste of Ice cream and all I've taken to
ilrluU Is a glass of mill;."
"I am sorry for you, my boy," said
the old man, "I feel certain you are
about to wed a woman that does not
know how to cook," "It mljflit bu
worse, father," answered tho young
man "She has promised never to try
to learn." Indianapolis Journal,
t?miM of the feud; Mr, Meddergrass
-"III Slociim an' Hill Hocoru ain't
ipttiiMn' now," Mrs. Meddergrass
"Do nlll What's up?" Mr. Meddor
crass "HI claims his tb'mometer aver
ages lilt degrees lowr'n Hill's In wint
er an llfteen degrees higher In sum
hut." Halllmoie American.
Katnl Process: "liiissr.uiu has been
going without his breakfast for a
mouth, to reduce his tlcsh," said
Twynu. "With what effect ?" asked
Trlplelt. "He Is losing two pounds a
week ami Is very much tickled over It."
"Well, If he keeps on at that rate he'll
be tickled to death," Detroit Kreo
Press.
"No, I can make you no contribution;!
1 don't believe In sending out foreign i
missionaries," "Hut the Scriptures
command us to feed the hungry." Tliot
man of wealth shrugged his shoulders,
"Well. I'd teed them something cheap
er thin missionaries,' he rejoined, with
tho l.msiucrle that characterUes his
class.-Whnt to Dat.
"Charley, dear," said young Mrs. Tor
klus, "I am going to turn over
a new leaf." "In what connection?"
I'm going to iult being supersti
tious I have always disliked to be
gin anything on 1'rlday." "Yes. Ills
very silly of you " "Well, your argu
ments have convinced nus You know
that new dress I was talking to-you
tibout?'' ''Y-yes." "Well, I'm going
to start out and buy the material ou
Krlday, Just to show I'm not afraid."
Washington Star,
JACOB HAHK
Successor to 1). Kunkcl A Co.
N, K. Corner Hlxtli and Washington Bti.
Tho very LoU Wines, Liquors and Cigars.
c
AFK KKA1Z
August KraU, Proprietor.
122 Sixth Street, Corner Washington.
Portland, Oregon.
A LBINA FKHIIY KXC1IAN0K
John Kvcrion, Proprietor.
Dealer In
Choice Wines, Liquors and Cigars. n
18 Alblna avenue, corner Hlver street.
Alulnn, Oregon.
rpiiE DocTon
It. Harman, Proprietor.
Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigar.
Lemps Deer on Draught.
Phone, Columbia S3. 162 N. Sixth Street.
Portland, Oregon.
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
Throo hundred and twenty-seven
acres of cholco land In a good farm
ing section In tho Wlllamotto valley;
165 acres under tho plow, balance, in
pasture and brush, all under now
olght-rnll fenco, staked and wired;
nicely watorod by1 springs and brooks;
a good sovon-roam house, painted
white; largo barn, 30 x 60 feet; four
acres In orchard. This farm Is gently
rolling and flno quality, 1 V4 miles from
poHtolllco. This Is a flno stock ranch,
and lies In shnpo,HO that thrco fam
ilies can mnko a ntco homo each out
of tho one farm; prlco, $G7G0, 2G00
cash, balanco In yonrly payments.
VALLEY IlISAL E8TATB EXC,
9V6 First St., Portland, Or.
JOSEPH H. HAWLEY
Real Estnto and Loans,
Has a few choico properties yot
unsold at tho hard pan prices.
A FINE CHANCE TO OET A HOME
On installments and
at a very low price in
....UNIVERSITY PARK....
University Park in going to bo
onoof Portland's finest suburbs.
Chamber Commerce,
Portland.
William Bagley
REAL ESTATE....
NOTARY PUBLIO
Oregon Phono, Rummell 602.
OOR. OA WSOM AND FlMK MTS.
University Park, Orogon.
...HOMESEEKERS...
Call on
The Valley Real Estate Exchange
FOK IIUHINKSH. ItKHlPKNCK AND
FAHM I'JtOl'Kltl'Y.
0)i? First fitmtt. PORTLAND, Ore
OCCIDENTAL OIL COMPANY
Of California
WILL GIVE YOU 1 CHANGE
At Ten Wells Now
Borlngf, of Which You
Can Have Your Choice.
Writ; or Call For Plan.
Room 2, Chamber of Gommerco
PORTLAND OREGON.
Pulton Market.
...ChOICE MEATS...
172 Third, cor. Yamhill, Portland, Ore.
Phone, Oregon Main I).
II. F. JONES, Proprietor.
LOW MARGIN GASH GROCERY.
60S Washington Street.
Kane) and Slajiledrooerles, Krvti
forfeit niut Teas a Hpi'iUlly, Goods
May lxkt, Trices ninny (until.
FIIKK DKUVKUY.
Tclephono Hood iVVS. QHAF A CO
G. J. Hi
t & Shoe Go.
Manufacturers ot
BOOTS
ANl)
SHOES
I'lioue Oak 101.
1MJ Front Street. I'OUTI.ANl), OKK.
BROWN & BERG.
Tuning, Regulating and Polishing
Old Pianos Made as Good as New,
Twenty yearn' experience with the loading
Arms ot the country, KnaUo; llalnes llrot.;
Couuveri ChlcWerHiK. Not tolth any other
lauslo ttuiue In the city,
495,a Washington Street,
.Portland, Oregon
BUSINESS LOCALS.
Always suk far th fismi Oraml
rtktu cigar. KsAmg tHMtQlgirO.,
fworal agents, JPartugsd, Or.
Brtrybody smoke) the celebrated
Monogram and Pandora cigars). The
havo no equal.
Gall up Union 401 vrhen in need ot
I anything in the luel lino. Bait Mor
, tei CwMn R7aa4 MaaI V..J A
liua ouuoi ituuu w v.uat tuu, -
The A. D. T. Messenger Co. it the old
eit and best larvice of the kind in the
town. Headers of the Nrur Age, gir
tiwm the proforence.
Mono? to loan, on furniture, pianos,
or any good securities. Notes and
mortgages bought. B. W. King, room
I, Washington building.
Oregon Butchering Company,' Fred
Metzger, manager, dealers in all kinds
f fresh and salt meats and flab, 410
Everett street.
O. A. Watson, Marine Drag Store, 88
N. Third street, Portland, Ore. Spe
cialties: FlackenaUln'a Lung .Balsam
and Celery Seltzer.
The Popular, 135 First, street, bet.
Washington and Alder, Portland, Or.,
John Ecklund, proprietor. TeL Ore
goa red 984, Columbia 608.
For fine" fruits of all kinds' for the
travellag puWit, call at 160 North
Sixth street. Ice oream soda. Basket
fruits for travelers. George Klaor pro
yrietmr
Don't wear bafgy trousera or shabby
clothes. Wo call for, sponge. pres,
and deliver, one suit of your olothlng
each week, sew on buttons, and sew up
rips for fl.00 a month. Unique TaiU
oring Company, 247 Washington street,
both phones. .
Jno. P. Sharker, manafacu'rer of
harness, collars, saddles and strap
work; importer of saddlery, hardware,
whips, pads, eta 68 Union are. .'Port
land, Or.
Portland Transfer Hnloon Chas. O.
Sigllu, propriotor. Choice wines,
liquors and cigars. 031 Glisan, cor
ner Sixth, Portland, Or. '
French Dyeing and Cleaning Works.
All work done at very moderate prices.
Dyeing and cleaning of all kinds ol
ladies' and Gent's clothing. Mourning
cloth dyed in 48 hours. J.Deleau,
proprietor, 466 Gliaan atrt.
The finest plaoevin the city to obtain
fist qualitv eigarsjj tobaoco and smok
ers' article's is that of Rosenthal A
Bodd, at 987 .and 387 K Washington
street, between Fourth and 'Fifth.
Give these genial dealers a call when
you wish anything lu their line. Tele
phone Main 76.
Armory Drug Store, 81 Tonth streot.
northwest corner Tenth and Everett
tieetii, Portland, carries n full lino of
drugs, toilet nrtiolos, school supplies,
cigars, etc
The NntlonnI Poltco Gazette, pub
lished ly Kichnrd K. Fox, Police
News Pfeinrinrd, and all other sporting
pnpors. Subscriptions tnkon at A. W.
Sohmalo, book'ollor nml nowsdealer,
330 First atroot, Pottlaud, Ore. M .
ordorft solicited.
For Xninn goods, Holding Bros., 46
N. Third streot, havo n choico selection
of holiday goadti iu tho line of silver
ware, pocket books, funoy jowelry, dia
monds, umbrullus, gold and silver
headed canes, watoboi, lockots, eto.
Call and iuspect our stock.
TO THE DEAF A rich lady, cowl
of her deafness nnd noisos iu the head
by Dr. Nicholson's Artificial Ear
Drums, gavo f 26.00J to his institute,
so that deaf people unablo to proonro
the ear drums imiy have them free.
Address No. D 3U81, Tho Nicholson In
stitute, 780, Elithth avenue, New Yoxk
On the Inside.
of a collar, shirt or cuff dono up at
this laundry means that you uxo all
right, and that your linen looks as im
maculate and of as smooth ami Que a
finish at it it just came from the fur
nishers, Comfort and satisfaction wo
give you lu every piece of llueu that
we launder, aud our prices are trifling
for it. The Domestic Lauudry, J. F.
Koblnsou, Pendleton, Oregon.
NATIONAL,
' 1
Steam Dyeing
and
Cleaning Works
orncB AND WOKKSi
I2i SIXTH STREET. FHONH HOOD 803
lists Cltsued. Pjred, Pressed and Trimmed
Ladles' Hrestts and Hiess Goods Hrtd all Col
rs, or Well Cleaned. Gentlemen's lUothlng
CUantd, Dyed aul Repaired. Ostrich Feathsrt
CUatied qr Dyad all Colors and Mcsly Curled.
lgegHKilr
t 1 11 "" J lliri Jk
SHERIFF'S SALE.
In tho circuit court of the state of
Oregon, for tho county of Multnomah.
Ktutn of Oregon, plaintiff, vs. ltich
ard Nixon, ns administrator of tho
estiilo of .losRpli Leonard, deceased, all
heirs of tho decedent (if ocy thero bej
and nil persona interested in said
estate, defendants.
l!y virtue of n nocroo and order of
snle (luly issued out of and undor the
seal of the above entitled court in the
above entitled caitHso, to tne duly di
rected, nud datad tho 14th day of Jan
uary, 1001, iu which decreco it was
adjudged and docroed that tho stuto
ot Oregon stand and bo soizod of tho
following descnliod ronl property and
vested with tho titlo thcroto, said real
property being described as follows,
to-wlt:
Tho wott half of tho east half of the
northeast quarter of Section thirty-two
in Township two north of Bongo ono
west of Willumetto meridian, contain
ing 40 acres, and boing within Multno
mah county, in tho stato of Orogon,
and in which decreo it was farther
ordered that the sheriff of Multnomah
county, Oregon, bo directed to make
sale of said real property to the hlghent
bidder for cash.
Now, therefore, by virtue of said
decree nnd ordor of sale, and in com
pliance with tho commands thereof, I
will on Monday, tho 25th day of
March, 1001, at the hour of ten o'clock
A. M., at tho front door of the county
court houso in tho oity ot Portland,
said county and state, sell at publio
auction, subject to confirmation by tbo
abovo entitled court, to the highest
bidder for U.. S. gold coin, cash in
"land, all of the above dosaribed real
property, nnd all tho right, title, and
interest which Joseph Lonorad, do
cossod, had on tho 4th day of March,
1807, or Itichard Nixon as administra
tor of said estate since had, iu and to
tbo abovo described real proporty, or
any part thoreof, as in said doaroo directed
Dated Portland, Orogon, February
21st, 1001.
WILLIAM FRAZIEK,
Shoriff of Multnomah county, Oregon.
525,000 OUR GRAND $25,000
..Ornithological Contest..
Fomollililft ontlrtsly uuw and lntcrcstlns.
Head what ynu are to ilo. You may act 1 1, WW.
Our contest is tna'u who can inalcu the liirvunt
list ot names lor kinds) o( birds from tho fol
lowing 1 slot letters I
TDOOOCCKQULIAPR
TARIDGESPNIELV
EBRDIMWADOHTL
We will rerosnlco as a lilid anylhlur belong
nif to too feathered trlbs.v hether It no a llci-,
Crow, Binder, or any ntiicr stud. You can uio
any letter as nianr times 10 muke a name as It
aieais In tho Mat of letters above: for In.
stance Woodi-orl, Hover. Snow Hint, etc. To
any I er.niu who ran maku a Hit of 'IS or moru
different names of lilnli-.we will ulvo aUolute
ly KHKKa beautiful l'rlxu valuu tl,ww or less.
BIG PRIZES AWARDED DAILY.
When you havemado out your list till out
tho line on tho bottom ot litis advertisement
nd tend lo us with a Hlamped Addressed en
teloix-, ittani of your countrv will do, then If
von are aardcd a rlze you cmi If you desire
Ket the lTlro by Ixconiltit.' ft mlncrlber to 77n
ll'utn'in's W. rlii. We hall award a prise to
every person who sends th" name ol 'iMIIrdi,
nnd our Kilts will be as fo. lows! Kor the best
list, rccclved.each day, sfaultl Watch) for the
second best solution eiich day a beautiful Im
ported Tea Hot: lor tho Siiven next best solu
lion, each day, a Konrali Oaklh Diamond and
Hubv Hlnir: for thettext bet solution, a Hold
l'leee: ni d for all tther correct nolutlons,
I'rliesoKiood Value. 'Ihese I'rlteswill be for
warded dally, you will not have to watt a Inng
tlmelnuneerialiity before you know there
suit. Thero Is I o loment of lottery In our
plan, It makes no dllferenro whether wo get
j our solution latoor early In the day. All you
need Is lo mall this Advertisement to us. Mild
on tho day It roaches us. II your list Is tho best,
yon nhrtll liuvd tlin Hold Wutoh or It sec
olid best tlio beautiful Tea Hot. and so on. Wo
Kitaranteo that wo will award yon a prlio
'I hero Is absolutely no opportunity lor decep
tion on our part we cannot altord It. e want
to cot l.WO.WO well satlstletl subscribers, aud
for that reason we don't want you to send any
money until yoil know exactly what prlo you
havo ealucd by answering the pussies. As
soon alter 4 p. in, eacli day as poulble, the ex.
amliti rs will jttdee tho lists to the beat of their
ability, and w 111 deilgnalo tho prizes. Wo will
wrlloto touatouco uotllylug you what prist
has been awarded you, then If you aro satis,
tied, j ou can send yonr subscription to Tht
Womnn't ll'uibl, aud your iirlio will go by re
turn of mall carriage paid, To a person ot
narrow Idi-as It seems Impossible that w
should be able to make such a gigantic offer,
but we havo tho money, brains and reputation,
we know exactly what wo aro doing, and If we
can legitimately gain a million subscribers bv
litis grand Idea, we know that Ihls million of
well pleased tuixcrlberscan be Induced lo rec
ommend Tht ll'umatt's ll'o'M to all filends.
thereby building up our circulation still
further, Wc are willing to spend i5." In
this i ontest In building up a ilg subscription
list, and when this money l spent we rvservt
tho rhiht to pitpllsli a notlnc-tlon that thi
rontest has b.-t discontinued. Don't dela;
until it is t o late. The contest will contlnui
until July 1st, 1901.
We give A Ilonus 1'rlieof 2!0. Indcpend
eul of allotheis, to tho person who sends it
tholll gotten up In the best and handsomes
manner. Our Committee will deeldo and
award prises dally, but the special SJ.V)prli
will bo awarded lu Sei teinber, ltwi. Any bird's
itamo found In thodlctloiiHrles accepted.
WO MfTAJrF.
The lt'owna's World" n lAorowjaly rellnbU
ci'Cr." ear !"'"' '" tlo txattly at ue aitrtr.
Ill', sl'iniir rrMnWM'v vt r rlo any Advtr
tt'(no .tynl or duiiixn inaiiaj London or Jftu
Vo k.
Fame
rl
1rtl
Country,
N. H.-Ho carelnl and prepay your letter 60,
as we do not receive underpaid letters.
Address:
THK WOMAN'S WOlltU,"
llreiilford, London, W,, Kugland.
BOYD & ARNOLD
...General Agents...
Hamburg-Bremen Fire Ins. Co.
Royal Exchange Assurance
Orient Insurance Company
No. 102 first Street, Near Stark.
Strong's
Photographs
Superior In Style
and FinlshjJ
STtTDIO:,
In GoodnougU Uutldin?.
r. JU.HDHICKBEM
PACIFIC TENT S AWNING CO.
PRACTICAL SAIL MAKERS
Flag nnd Yacht Smlim
m Specialty
OHKGON ritONE 043 ItKD
27 NORTH FIRST STREET
PORTLAND, OREGON.
STEPHAFS
Evening Gownm
Street Suite
i
Fancy Walmtm
Tailor Mde Suite
Riding Hmmlte, Bto.
289 Alder Street
PORTLAND, OREGON
..TRAIINS STOP..
AT
Wilkins' Eating House
SO Minutes for Heals
Lunch Counter In connection. Tho only Eat
ing Home at Iho Depot whero you can get a
First-Class Meal.
fj'
ROSEBURG
OREGON
WHEN YOU BUY
Furniture, Carpets mid Stoves
FOR HOUSEKEEPING
Cut This Out and Oct a Reduction at
I
Henry Jennings.
173-174 Hirst Street.
Picture Frames.
Pictures.
Art Materials
v
BERNSTEIN'S ART STORE
807 Washington street Ret. Fifth and Sixth
PORTLAND, OREGON.
GRIP
ISIUH
Cured in One Day by Using
DR. CARVER'S COLD CURE
Price 25 Cents
Laue-Davis Drug Co., 3d and Yamhill
RAZORS THAT CUT AT CUT PRICES
OVERLAND WAREHOUSE
GENERAL STORAGE AT LOWEST RATES
Low Insurance Rates
KELLEY-CLARKE CO.
PORTLAND - OREQOIV.
Columb'i Phone 700
Ore. Phono Grast 431 ;
V
Uiii onto is nfih !t, QTMKtF
Uii.ii, w Vsim si "-T Portiand.Oregon
OitTHOPEOJO S3.SO SHOE
DRYER'S POPUIAR SHOE STORE
7 Tlrti, mmtwmOMkmiiil Phm.
tend lor Catalogue
DDA,,M.. ESMOND .. HOTEL.
Portland, - - Oregon.
Front and Motrison Streets.
katbui
European Plan, 50c to $1.50 Per Day
American Plan, $ J to $2 Per Da
OSCAR ANDERSON, Manager.
J. C, rENDEQAST, Chief Clerk.
ENTERPRISE SHOE CO.
83J North Third St.-
Boots and Sboes Hade to Order
Repairing Neatly Done.
Work called (or and delivered. All work
guaranteed.
H. C. RILEY, MINMER.
Headquarters for Capcn Co.'s Shoes
L.W.CARNAHAK. President.
C. II. OARDNER, Vice President.
W. W. TKltRY, Treasurer.
Portland Implement Co.
JOHN DEERE PLOWS,
HARROWS, ETC.
. l FARM MACHINERY
AND VEHICLES.
188-194 Front Street, Portland, Ore.
USE LUCKEL'S
Borax Soap
For Washing; Flannels.
Wilt Never Shrink Nor
Harden.
TRY ONE BAR AND BE
CONVINCED.
W. A. WISE
DENTIST
...Room 614 THE DEKUM...
PORTLAND,
OREGON.
Tel. Red 2844.
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iyCq,
W&
.THE ORTHOPEDIC.
S3.BO Shoa
Telophmtm etmvaM
Arsnmrul X artIHe
csln a reputation cr s
mine (or ltel( rnkss
th-re ba mrrit hfl Ind a
ami no other shoe today
,on the marcrt lias calnrj
wall lecrra4 reputation
ol the
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