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Age.
A quarrel rocontly occurred between
two maiden ladies. Bald tho younger
one!
"I wonder It I shall lose my locks,
too, when I get your age?"
Tho older one You may bo lucky If
you do. Tlt-BIts.
She Was Reassured.
Teddy Won't you como and see
our now baby?
Old Maid Tjachor Yes," dear, when
your aunt Is better.
Teddy Oh, but It ain't catching!
Smart Sot
Albert EJward's Cigars.
Tho Prlnco of Wales pays at tho
rnto of 1,7G0 rer 1000 for his cigars.
These precious weeds nro sevon
Inches long.
His Points.
FlrBt boy Ib that a good house dog?
Second boy No.
"Good bird dog?"
"No."
"Good for rabbits7"
"No."
"Knows somo tricks, perhaps?"
"No."
"What Is it good for?"
"Nothin only to tnko prizes at
shows." Now York World.
Quite Right.
"'Ho said it was a beastly Are."
"Ho was right. Tho flro was at the
zoo." Boston Trantcript
The 8oft Answer.
Jeweler (enthusiastically) I assure
you tho watch is worth twico tho
money. It's worth 10 guineas if It's
worth a penny.
Customer I should hnrdly say that.
Jowoler (warming) You doubt my
word?
Customer (consulting his own
watch) I mean to say it's a Ho on
the faco of It. Tho thing's an hour
Blow. Judy.
Piclflc.
"Pcoplo ought to civo us moro credit
for our efforts In tho direction of
poaco," said tho distinguished China
mnn. '
"But you go nhcad and do as you
chooso!"
"Yes. But aftor wo havo dono so
wo aro tho first to scizo tho ollvo
branch of diplomacy and do our boat
to convert what might havo been a
disgraceful Bcrlmmngo Into a lolsurely
and dignified law suit." Washington
Star.
Costly.
Tho Duko of Manchester Is a flno
Investment for a father-in-law. At
lanta Constitution.
She Worried.
Nlpp My wlfo worried all last wcok
for fear I should dlo.
Tuck Woro you sick?
Nlpp No, but my llfo lnsuranco pol
icy ran out and it was sovoral days bo
foro I got,. It renowed. Philadelphia
Evening Bulletin.
Cooking School, for Doctors.
Frau Hedwig Hoyl has started a
cooking school for doctors In Berlin.
Doctors from Franco, Russia' and Italy,
as well as Germany, havo already
taken tho courso, and It Is reported
that branch schools of tho samo kind
aro shortly to bo established In all .tho
capitals of Europe
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AN ITALIAN ELEOTRICIAN'S WON
DERFUL INVENTION.
Wilt Make It Poitlb'e for t'a to Have
' Conversation with Our Kin lteyonJ
the Bca Without the Medium of
Cables.
Great things arc promised for tho
new century by O. Marconi, the author
of wireless telegraphy, says the Now
York Press. Beforo the first Christmas
lu the twentieth century he will, he de
clares, havo England nud America on
speaking terms without the aid of sub
marine cables. One big pole erected at
Southampton and another lit Motitnuk
Point will, he Bays, be all Hint Is need
ed. The cables which uow connect Eu
rope with America will, If Marconi ful
fills his promise, become as obsolete as
tho stage coach became when tho rail
road came in. Tho optimistic clcctrl-
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o. MAncoxt.
clan Is confident that he can establish
telegraphic communication between
the eastern nud western worlds by his
system at a hundred-thousandth part
of tho cost of laying a cable nud main
taining It. Mnrconl says ho has discov
ered a method of controlling tho sound
waves so that the messages from con
tinent to continent will be Unshed back
and forth close to the surface of the
ocean over tho wholo dlstnuce.
Heretofore tho curvaturo of the
earth has presented a dreaded dllll
culty to bo overcome In tho transmis
sion of wireless messages over long
distances. Marconi's new control of
tho sound waves, It Is asserted, hnB ob
viated tho dllllculty. How It Is done
Marconi does not explain that Is his
secret but he. says that lie Is confident
ho has found n method of doing It. He
contends that tho masts erected nt
Moufauk Point and at' Southampton
need not bo higher than n New York
"skyscraper" In order to mnkc the
working of tho system effective. He
has Invented n now nppllaucp by which
ho says ho can lengthen tho air waves
to nn almost unlimited extent.
A Commercial ltovoMitlo-t.
If Mr. Mnrconl can fulfill his prom
ises, whnt a revolution there will be,
In the commercial worldl Tho millions
Invested In cables would become lost
capital, for no ono would uso n cable
at the rates charged for messages when
for a fraction of tho cost he could tele
graph by tho wireless system.
It not only costs millions to mnnufnc
tnro and lay cables across tho Atlan
tic, but keeping them In repair costs
hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Cable ships' are kept In commission all
tho time, and thoy find continually
something to do In the way of repairs
WWKLKS8 TKl.ROHA.riir AT SKA.
on tho great oceanic telegraph Hues.
Ilcpalrlng a cablo Is a work of skill,
scleiice and money. A defect In tho
cable having been located by means
known to the telegraph experts, the
cable ship steams away to tho part of
tho ocean where tho dllllculty Is and
drags tho cablo with Its grappling
Irons. When dually tho cable is
picked up the repairs are mado and it
Is again deposited upon the oozy bed
of the sea. The Initial expense and the
cost of maintenance make it expenslvo
to talk with Europe, but It does not
cost much to erect two poles and buy
a Marconi outfit. It Is obvious that If
the great Italian keeps his promise the
cost of talking with the old world will
be trlfltug compared with what It Is
now.
The United States Is now preparing
to lay a cable across the Pacific Ocean
from tho California coast to Manila. If
Marconi can make his promise good of
telegraphing without wire across the
Atlantic, then there would bo no need
for laying the cable. The wireless sys
tem could be used and all the tremen
dous cost of establishing cable commu
nication obvlaled. Tho distance from
Montauk to Southampton Is over 3,000
miles. From San Francisco to Hono
BiLSijflk
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lulu I only 2,000 miles. From Hono
lulu to Manila It Is about 4,000 miles.
If that Is too great a distance over
which to operate the wireless system
then a, way station might be establish
ed on Wnko Island, a little piece of
property something more than half
way over to Manila from Hawaii,
which the United States owns.
In fact, the possibilities of the sys
tem, If Mnrconl keeps his promise, nro
nlmost infinite. Tho War Department
of the United States has been for some
time experimenting with wireless tel
egraphy Independent of Mnrconl,
whoso system, tho officials thought,
did not meet the requirements of the
service. So successful has tho signal
corps been that now all the forts
around New York nro connected with
each other by a wireless system, which
Is constantly being experimented with
nud Improved. Tho weather bureau,
also recognizing the ndvantnges which
would result to navigation by the es
tablishment of a wireless electric com
munication between vessels nt sea and
exposed points on our lakes and sea
coasts, nud also between islands along
the coasts and tho mainland, has mado
n systematic Investigation of tho vari
ous systems of wireless telegraphy.
The progress mnde has been eminently
satisfactory. New appliances have been
devised by the bureau experts for tho
transmission of signals and receivers
havo been constructed that arc prob
ably more delicate than nny heretofore
mnde. 'Messages havo already been
sent nnd received over fifty miles of
land which presented a rough and hilly
surface conditions most unfavorable
to the transmission of electro-magnetic
waves.
Marconi also promises that before
long ships nt sen will bo able by tho
uso of his system to coiumiinlcntu with
tho Bhorc. Navies are now experiment
ing with his system and consldcrnbli
success has been obtained. Meantime.
In England they arc trying to telegraph
without the use of wlro from Dover to
Hclglum. It looks ns If In a short time
n message might bo scut around the
world without tho uso of wires, nnd
that all the parts of tho earth and tho
sen would be In telegraphic communi
cation with each other. Deserts; moun
tains, oceans, time nud space all seem
to be dissolving beforo tho ndvnnce of
science. Tho world could not desire n
better Christmas present for 1001 than
the fulfillment of Marconi's promise.
A LAND OF MILK AND HONEY.
Some of the Kcmnna Why Oktnlmmu's
Claim for Htntvhoo.l la Vnll I.
Oklahoma means Beautiful Land. It
Is easily ono of tho wonderful sections
of our wonderful country. Only a doz
en years ngo It was given up to the
Indians and formed n part of the In
dian Territory; but on Aprl, 221 1880, It
was opened to settlement by tho procla
mation of President Harrison, and In
ono day 00,000 peqplo rushed upon It.
Tho same day a national bank was
opened and Its modern history begins.
Heboid the contrast since that time!
Tho census of 1000 shows n population
of :tl)S,2-ir, nud In addition theru were
.',027 Indians not taxed. So here we
have a great state springing from prac
tically nothing to a population of over
100,000 within ono decade.
That does not begin to tell tho story.
Tho taxable valuo of tho laud Is uow
nearly ? 100.000,000. Within two years
four great grain nud cotton crops have
enriched tho state, ami the deposits lu
tho banks have Increased moro thnn 100
per cent. Tho people havo built 800
churches and established nearly 201
newspapers.
The population Is described as a su
perior one, thoroughly American nud
progressive In Its enterprises. Tho
benuty of tho country Is drawing more
nud more pcoplo to Its coflucs. It has
an a vera go elevation of 1.500 feet; Its
cllmato Is delightful, nud, to quote n re
cent writer who visited tho country, "It
Is not nu unusual thing for a wheat
farmer In Oklahoma at tho close of a
good season to realize enough money
from the sale of his product to moro
thnn cover the entire valuo of his farm
and tho Improvements upon It."
It was considered that cotton would
not grow north of Texns. During tho
past year Oklahoma's cotton crop!
brought nearly $0,000,000 to her people,
Saturday Evening Post.
A ltutle Prince.
It has not always been wlso to look
to n roynl court for tho etlquetto of po
llto society. Witness this quotation
from tho "Counters Potocka," a recol
lection of Princess Cznrtoryska, an in
cident of tho court llfo of Joseph II., at
Berlin.
Ono day, at tho end of dinner, sho re
lated that sho had known Prlnco Kau
ultz, who had a varied reputation, nud
Incidentally ono for Impudence. Hav
ing lino teeth, ho ntteuded to them
without tho slightest regard for his
guests. As soon as tho table was clear
ed his valet put n mirror, a basin and
brushes beforo him, nud then nud there
tho prince begau his inornlng toilet
over again, Just ns If he had Lecn alone
In his dressing-room, while every ono
was waiting for him to finish to get up
from tho table.
"I could uot suppress my astonish
ment," says Countess Potocka, ''and
nsked the princess If she, too, had wait
ed. " Ycs, alas!' she replied, 'I was so
put out of countenance that I only re
covered my senses at tho foot of tho
Btnlrs; but later on It was different. I
complained of the heat, and left the
table at dessert' "
Precaution.
"What are you doing for that baby?"
"I'm simply avoiding all the advice
ray friends have given me Harper's
Bazar.
It Is now up to Mr. Markham to write
a poem about "Tho Woinuu with tho
Ax." Buffalo Express.
ADJT. QEN. CORBIN.
Rose front a Loo, Cabin to 11U Present
Post of Honor.
Adjutnnt General Corblu, who has
now reached the grade of major gen
eral lu the regular army, was born
fifty-nine years ago at Bntavla, Ohio,
in a log cablu which Is' still stnndlug.
He entered the Civil War a second lieu
tenant lu the Eighty-third Ohio Volun
teer Infantry, July 28, 1802, and has
risen by merit through all the grades
to that of major general of the regu
lar establishment. He was honorably
discharged from tho volunteer service
On March 20, 1800, with tho brevet
rank of brigadier general for meri
torious service. Gcu. Corblu's early
ancestors were Virginians, nud he Is a
distant rclntlvo of Col. ltlchard Lee.
His grandfather wbb scrgeaut of tho
Virginia Hue tn the Revolution. Ills
great-grandfather moved to tho mouth
of tho Mnumce Hlvcr In Ohio nud later
settled In Clermont, Ohio. Gen. Cor
blu's father Is still living, nt tho ago
of 80.
Tho Adjutnnt General Is tho Instru
ment through which tho Chief Execu
tive nnd tho Secretary of War act. He
daro not usurp a Bluglo function dele
gated to his superiors. Ills duty Is to
carry out In letter and spirit their or
ders. Ho must bo capablo of advising
when his ndvlce Is nsked; he must be
iin absolute master of details, and must
1?o able, to answer questions relating to
tho army with accuracy. ' When war
clouds gather It Is the busiest olllco or
tho Government.
I To cnll to the field 2B0.000 men, arm
I nnd equip them In sixty days and nt-
' tend to tho Innumerable details, as did
Gen. Corblu during tho recent war with
Spain. Is n task bo gigantic that none
hut a man of extraordinary ability and
I physical strength could till the place.
I And now ho l& prepnrcd to enlist, drill,
nrm. equip nud dispntch 100,000 men of
n regular army 7000 miles. Grant.
when Secretary of War, wrote of Qen.
Corbln: "Mnde major for gallant nnu
mirInrloim service nt Decatur." Ho
I was also highly commended by Gens.
Glllnn. Weed, Housseuu, A. Meuowcii.
McCook and Haggles, and Gen. Mer
rltt'a Indorsement wns, "Well worthy
and fitted to be the head of the adju
tant general's department; can be
; trusted with Important duties.''
j Gen. Corblu's personality Is striking.
Imnglno n mnn 0 feet -I Inches In
I height, erect, soldierly, weighing uboui
250 pounds, but carrying very little
' Hiinrr(liiniiH flesh and vou have the
outline of tho adjutant general of the
army. Ills complexion Is olive, eyes
brown, nose aquiline, and the Hues of
his mouth well chiseled. Ho wears a
mustache nnd nn Imperial. Ho can say
"No" without the quiver of nn eye or
tho flutter of n muscle, nud no one can
sny that ho was over knowu to lose
his nerve In a crisis.
Hlinplo Country Living.
A man mny enjoy bounding health,
and know very little about tho cause of
his happiness; nnd alas! a mnn mny
suffer all tho woes of dyspepsia, and
hnve- no certain knowledge ns to tho
cnuso of his misery.
"I'm n confirmed dyspeptic; that s
tho reason I look bo old," said Mr. Col-
lander, gazing nlmost enviously nt tho
red-bronzo faco of IiIh former chum at
college, who had dropped down from
tho country Into Mr. CollnndeVs city
olllce.
"Whnt you need Is slmplo country
food, mnn," said his old friend, clap
plug him heartly on tho , shoulder.
"Como nnd visit, my wlfo nnd me on
tho farm for a whllo, and we'll set you
up. It's rich city living that's too much
for you. Now tako breakfast, for In
stance. All I havo Is two good cups of
coffee, a couplo of fresh doughnuts, a
bit of steak with a baked potato, some
fresh biscuit or mtilllns, nnd either
grlddle-cnkes or a piece of plo to top off
with. What do you have?"
Tho city man looked at his red-cheeked
friend, who stood waiting for the
confirmation of his idea.
"A cup of hot water and two slices of
dry toast." ho responded, soberly, "But
If you think a slmplo diet llko yours
would help me. I will make one moro
a'ttompt to be a healthy man."
A Forehanded Ijover.
"Shnu't we elope, George?"
"Yes If you think It will plense your
father. Financially I'm not prepared
to get him down on me."
Serum for Diphtheria.
Durlngnreceut epidemic of diphtheria
In a town on tho Hudson 205 cases
were treated with serum, nud amoug
these there were only two deaths.
KniKhtly Warfare of Old.
Medieval knights often took a volun
tary oath that they would never spare
tho llfo of an enemy.
It Ii Impossible for a woman to find
a pet name to apply to a man that U
ridiculous so long us she meuus It.
Nature supplies a uimi with charac
ter, tie must furnish his own reputation
mmbHbbwP j
apjt.-okn. coiiiiin.
WIDOW GOT THE VERDICT.
One Kflectof Too Cloeclr Croii-lixnm
Inlttu an JrUh Wltnea.
"Never eross-questlon nn Irishman
from tho old sod," advises one of the
foremost railroad attorneys of the age.
"Even If he does uot think of nu an
swer he will stumble into some bull
that will demoralize tho court nud Jury,
nnd whenever a witness tickles n jury
his testimony gains vastly lu Its Influ
ence. "Yes, I'm speaking from experience.
Tho only witness who over made mo
throw up my liauds and lenvo tho court
room wns n green Irishman. A section
hand been killed by nu express train
and ids widow wns suing for damages.
I had a good case, but made the mis
tnko of trying to turn tho main witness
Inside out.
'In Ills quaint way he had given u
graphic description of the fatality, oc
casionally shedding tears and calling
on the saints. Among other things he
swore positively that tho locomotive
whistle was not souiulcd until after tho
whole train had passed over his de
parted friend. Then I thought I had
him.
" 'See here, MeGlnnls,' Bnld I, 'you
admit that tho whistle blew?'
" 'Yls, sor; It blowed, sor.'
" 'Now If that whistle sounded In
time to give Michael warning the fact
would he lu favor of the company,
wouldn't It?'
" 'Yls, Bor, nnd Mike would bo tlstl
fyln' here this day.' The Jury giggled.
" 'Never mind that. You were Mike's
friend, nnd you would like to help his
widow out, but Just tell mo now whnt
earthly purposo there could bo for tho
engineers to blow that whistle after
Mlko had been struck.'
" 'I preshttiuo that the whlstlo woro
for the ulxt man on the thrnck, son'
"I left and tho widow got all hIio nsk
ed." Detroit Free Press.
GGNLRAL LOLllS BOTHA.
General Louis Botha has been,, su
premo conimnnder of the burgher
forces since the death of .loubcrt n year
ago. Although the youngest or the high
officers who hnve taken part In tho con
tllct with the British, Botha at 110 Is tho
ablest column nder tho Boers hnvo turn-
(IKN. 1IOTIIA.
ed out, with tho possible exception of
Do Wet. He had no military experience
beforo tho present war, but ho roso
from the rank of private to that of com
mander lu chief within six months nfter
taking the field. Ho wns formerly a
member of the Transvaal Parliament
and an old friend nnd neighbor of Lu
cas Meyer. After Kruger's departuro
for Europe he nllled himself with Do
Wet, both swearing to continue tho war
so long ns they could find a following
of five men.
Ho Needed a Cluuigo.
Tramp What! Turkey again! Mad
am, ain't you g6t(uo roast beefV
MuK'iunliuouN Infant.
He Is the cousin of a chubby 4-year-old
whose home Is lu New York. This
little man has also been started up In
the way ho should go. One day when
ho visited somo relation by the nnmo of
Jones. He wns not treated Just as his
highness considered fitting, and ho re
sented It for u time. But when prayer
time came he relented enough to framo
this petition, which he tacked on to the
end of the second prayer:
"Please, God, bless papa and mamma,
nud grandpa, and grandma, and oven
the Joneses!" Lewlstowu (Me.)
Journal.
Dlxeusea that Kill Animals.
The three diseases which kill off tho
great number of caged animals are
rickets, "lumpy Jaw" and tuberculosis.
They nro caused In tho main by tho
wrong food being given, want of sun
light and poor ventilation. An animal
In tho wild statu when It kills Its prey
first drinks Its blood and then devours
Its organs. Tho lean meat Is eaten last,
If at all. But for somo reason It has
hitherto been tho custom In zoological
gardens to prepare the food by bleed
lug the animal uud removing all tho fat
0 MTs'yml't
Ready to Use.
Wife "Why do you buy such a lot
of stamps at once?"
Husband "So there'll bo a fow that
won't get stuck togothor."
Whnt Will IteiMimx or Vhlnn?
Nouo can foresee the outcome of the
quarrel hctvifeii foreign ponors over tho
dlvlMoh of Cliluu. It is intc-pcxting to
Match the going to pieces of this undent
but unproyrfFMVe mer. Many propla lu
America arc also going to piece hvcauno of
d.xsprpMn. coii.tlntloii, blood, liver nud
Mniiinrhdiicnyi"), Wo urn living loo fnt,
but strength, vlgoruiid pood heiillli citn ho
retained If we Ucop oll'unil euro tho nhova
diseases wlih Hosteller's Sinnmcli Hitters.
Plenty of Time.
He And now, darling, whon do you
think wo would better announce our
engagement?
She Oh, thcro,ls no hurry, doar.
Any tlmo within tho next 24 hours.
Hnrpor's Bazar.
SAW DARK SPOTS
A Victim of Biliousness and Indama-
tory Rheumatism Tells How
He Became Free Prom
Disease.
A recommendation that Is not basod
upon oxporlenco Is without valuo but
In tho following lntorvlow tho roador
will at onco rccognlzo tho forco of nd
vlco that is tho 'result of personal
knowledge
Mr. Nod YorkcB Hnwloy Ib a travel
ing mnn whoso homo Ib nt 102G W.
Boon Ave, Spoknno, Wash. Ho hnB
rocontly had an oxporlenco of moro
(.inn goncrnl Interest nnd In nn ln
torvlow with a reprosentntlvo of tho
Spokesman-Kovlow, of Spoknno, he
said:
"In Juno, 1800, I boenmo bilious and
subject to dizzy spells, I hnd no np
potlto, my heart seemed to flutter at
tlmoB nnd bent Irregularly, and dark
spota neomed to float beforo my oyos.
This continued for nbout six months.
During that tlmo I wbb troublod with
lamoncss In my back and pains over
my kidnoys. I wbb under n physl
cinn'a enro and ho told mo my troublo
was biliousness nnd Inflammatory
rheumatism. I wan In bod for over
four weeks nnd did not soom to bo
getting any hotter.
"Ono dny I Baw an ndvortlsomont tn
which It wns stated that n caso simi
lar to mino hnd boon cured by Dr.
Wllltam'a Pink Pills for Palo Pooplo.
I procurod somo of tho pills nnd with
In two weeks tho Inflammatory rheu
matism which Intel bocomo very nc
cuto and caused mo tho moat lutonso
sufforlng, was onttroly cured.
"You will thoroforo rontlzo tnat I
am a firm uollovor In Dr. Wllllam'u
Pink Pills. Thoy cured mo nnd I am
bo Buro thnt thoy will prova equally
vnluablo In other cnsoB that I havo
recommended thorn to a groat many
pooplo."
NED YEIIKK8 HAWLEY.
Dr. William's Pink PIUb for Palo
Pooplo aro an unfailing Bpoclfic for
such diseases as locomotor ataxia,
partial paralysis, St. Vitim' danco, sci
atica, neuralgia, rheumatism, norvouo
headache, aftor-offoctn of tho grip, pnl
pltntlon of tho honrt, palo and sallow
complexions nnd nil forma of woak ,
ncss olthor lu malo or fomalo. Sold
by all dealors, or sont direct from Dr.
Williams Modldno Co., Schonoctndy,
N. Y., CO conts pur box, or six boxoa
for $2.C0.
Neglected His Dullness.
A KnnsnB. City physician wont In
Southwest Missouri for n day's Bhoot
Ing, nnd on his return complnlnod to
his wlfo that ho had killed nothing.
"Hum thnt's what you got," Bho vol
unteered, "for neglecting n day'B bus
iness." KnnsnB City Star.
VOU KNOW WHAT YOU AUK TAKING
Wlun vou talcn (lrnvo's Tiutolcu Chill Tonlo,
became iho formuln l tilalnljr tirititixt on every
bottloihowlnirtliat It 1 slroiily Iron and ()uf.
uluo In a tmeuM form. No Cure, No l'ay. toe.
baslly Adjusted.
"Pardon mo," Bald tho busy man to
tho lnsuranco agent who had forcod
hlB wny Into tho ofilco, "but I nm not
prepared to talk to you today."
"Don't lot that worry you," replied
the Insurnnco ngont, "I'll do tho talk
ing." Philadelphia Press,
In tlir rliur Ink OarrloM Tea.
This uninlii f il llirli Mulli'liie pur
Iflu tho Llmiil amlKlvt's new and
vUoio ti life id avmvins ilojilct
cil 1))' tliu irldK ttluu-riva.on.
A Matter of Hearing.
Suburbanite You' vo got a now baby
at your house, I hoar.
Tnwnlto Groat Scott! can you hoar
It away out th'tro In tho suburbs? De
troit Frco Press.
I am unto I'Imi's Cunt for Coiniininlloii
aiivi-d my lift- three years imo,- Mas Tiiom,
JtoiuiiNH, Maple kirct-i, Norwich. N, Y.,
Fob. 17, 1M0.J
Avoiding the Rush,
Politician Toll mo tho best wny to
got out of politics,
Turn prohibitionist.
"Oh, thnt'a vory Btiddon; I want to
get, out gradua.iy." Smart Bet.
Tho Hast I'resorlptlou fur Malrtrlat
Chill and fever I a bottlu of drove' Tastolei
Chill Toulo. It lssltniily Iron and quinine lu
a taiU'lcs form. No Cure, NoTajr. 1'rlcu Wo.
Just the PatlentTor" Him.
Young Dr. Fresh Hero comes that
Mra. Towlor. PoBltlvely thoro Isn't
tho first thing that alls hor.
Old Dr. Bugo Kvldontly you aro
Just tho mau for hor caso. Boston
Transcript.
Now iliat the ulutnr eann I
jail, It In well In i Iran u the '
Msit-in anil 1'iirly tlm IiIoimI with
(iardil ri,.'-Hii Hcrli Mi'dlUnu
that brings koim hvallli,
Woman's Way.
"A woman usually thinks her hus
band perfect." said tho yoitvg man.
"Yes," unsworod Slrlua Barker. "Ho
may bo 'a perfect donkey' or a 'porfoct
boar' but ho'a perfect." Indianapolis
Press.
Carter's Ink
Wit for school home and offlcu. K coU no
Hiore than poor Ink, Always ask for Carter's.
Gets Rich In One Week.
At a sale of crown milling lands ro
contly held In tho Klondlko a man
named Dawson purchased a claim on
Gold Bottom for $1. Ho Immediately
began digging, and next day struck a
rich streak. Boforo tho week wan
ended ho hnd been offered 1 10,000 for
the claim, but refused to sell ut that
figure.