-- u. ,.u THE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON. The New Age, A. D. GRIFFIN, Manager. OFFICE MORRISON STRKBT. Onion Telephone Oak 601. XaUred at the Poitofflce at Portland, Oregon, MMHid cImi matter. SDUBORII'TION. taaYaar, Payable In AdYnc. ...,.!. 00 CHANGED GEOGRAPHY. Changes In maps of the known world wcro formerly duo almost ox cluBlvcly to war. Later, discovery played an Important part, as when tho western hemlspher began to bo exploited by Europeans. Dut oven In tho nineteenth century war ox crtcd no small Influonco upon bound ary lines, and tho men of mlddlo ago, In looking over a recently com piled atlas, will meet many surprises. A writer In Scrlbnor's, enlarging upon changes that havo occurred, goes Bomowhat farther back and points out tho contrast between tho countries of J 825 and thoso of tho present. An epltomo of his discoveries will bo Interesting to tho student of his tory covering tho period Indicated. In 182G Australia was an unknown region with a frlngo of settlements " along a portion of tho coast. Now It linn 12,000 miles of railroad, a 2,-000-mllo transcontinental tolograph lino and tho beginning of an imperial federation. Tho changes on tho map of North Amorlca nro comparatively familiar, yet many persons forgot tho uztcnt of tho transformation that Iuib taken placo In tho Dominion of Canada, whoro tho great north-west hn been erected Into ten territories of vast area and great potential pros perity. In South Amorlca, In 1825, population waB confined to a 100 inllo strip of coast. Now tho frontier lino Ihib been pushed back to an aver ago of 300 miles from tho Hon. Whoro thoro woro fourteen cIUob of 25,000 Inhabitants or ovor, thoro nro now forty-Blx, and recent yonrB havo soon tho growth of two groat nations grent, compared with tho typical South American republic, at lonst tho Argentine republic nnd Chile. In tho north of South Amorlca, In 1825, tho province- of Colorubla occu pied nn extended area. Now It Ib di vided among tho ropubllcB of Colom bia, Ecuador and Vonozuoln, tho lat ter of which alone Is as largo ns tho Atlantic and Gulf Htnto of tho Ameri can union, from Mnlno to Louisiana. In Africa tho chaugoB on tho map have been porhnps more apparent thnu real. Tho heart of tho continent romnliiH much ns It was at tho earlier tlato, though now IIdob of railroad nnd telegrnph linvo boon built nnd now milium havo been glvon to tho coun trloH. In 1825, tho entire continent, except n narrow Btrlp, whb prnctlcnlly unknown. Now It bun been trnvoraed fiom end to end and from aldo to sldo, tho geographical Iconoclnut breaking down boforo him many n pretty fablo nnd tradition. In Asia, vast territories havo boon acquired by Russia, England nnd Franco; nnd China and Porsln, of tho many principalities of othor dayB, nro tho boIo Importnut survivors of tho old order of things. Ilussln tins piiBhod hor way southwnrd closo to tho north ern bordorB of tho British empire, nnd Britain haa increased her holdings fourfold, Of nil tho old Asiatic states, tho only ono to rlso to tho rank of a modern power Is Japan. Tho magazlno writer says that It In now almost fair to bound China on tho north mitt west by Russia, on tho oust by tho nsBomblod fleets of Japan nnd Europe, nnd on tho south by Franco nnd England, In Europe tho thirty-six Gorman sovereignties of an older day havo been welded together. Austria nnd Ilussln havo had their full share in tho t'onsolldntlon toudoncy. Italy hits Leon unified nnd tho Turks' bound aries havo boon reduced from 200,000 bquaro miles In 1825 to C3.000 now. Ho has meanwhile taken possession of a long Btrlp of Arabian torrltory on tho Bhoro of tho Red sou, nnd it looks nB It ho would ultimately romovo from tho west bank of tho Iiosphorus nnd establish himself wholly within tho conlluoa of Asia. Our own excursions Into tho island regions of tho oarth nro too familiar to bo moro than cltod. These nro mighty changes In tho geography of the world In u porlod of three quarters of n century, WORTHY OP EMULATION. Thoro Is n novel rollof association In a great store In Indianapolis that lu worthy of bolng copied, everywhere. All tho clerks and employes In tho es tablishment pay Into a common fund weekly dues In amounts from liJ ,to 25 couts, In proportion to wages re- ectved, to cnnblo any of tho members of tho' association, whon sick, thus to rccelvo one-half weekly salary. The other half of tho salary is paid by tho Arm, tho latter receiving Its com pensation In the good-will, Increased Interest and greater cfllclency of tho employes. It was feared that there might bo some abuso of the system, but a trial of sixteen .months negatives the Idea; for, while many havo been relieved In that timo, tho society has accumu lated a surplus of $318. When this surplus shall amount to $G00, dues aro to ccaso until It falls to J400, In addition to tho purely financial' aspect of such an organization, thoro , is In it a moral value, for it teaches humanity, mutual dependence nnd practical charity. And asldo from Its selfishness, It must oporato beneficent ly upon tho hearts of thoBO who en gago in it. THE PENSION OCTOPUS. Tho now pension legislation so strenuously urged upon the last con gress by a commlttco of tho Grand Army would havo brought tho total pension oxpondlturcs of tho govern ment up to tho enormous sum of $1,000,000 a year. This would bo ono nnd n third times tho nnnual ex penses of tho United States for all purposes. Fortunately for tho people who pay what congress appropriates, this proposed legislation did not be como law. Thoro is, however every reason to believe that It will bo re vived next fall nnd earnest efforts will bo .mado by pension attorneys and others to Induce congress to pass it. Constnnt vigilance will bo necessary to prevont It by thoso who do not caro to sco tho national treasury loot ed so outrageously. Emlllo Agulnaldo has sworn alio glauco to tho government of tho United Stntos, and It 1b bollovod that he, as tho recognized head and lcador of tho Insurrectionists In tho Philip pine nrchlpolago, will carry with him at an early day tens of thousands of his "subjects." Tho remnant of tho Insurgent elements will soon follow, leaving only tho half-savago tribes, bushwhackers and guerrillas to get killed. That ,H tho only mothod of civilizing somo pcoplo, anyway. Tho elections In Kansas, Just held In tho municipalities, resulted chiefly in discouraging tho prohobltlonlsts. This should bo charged to Currlo Na tion's llttlo hatchet. Tho intelligent votors of that pocullar state refused to ondorso outlawry such nB tho crazy, brawny-handed, beefy-faced woman and hor equally demented followers had been engaged In bo sensationally for months. A merchant down In Arkansas re fuses to ndvertlso, "becauso," ho says, If ho duos "somebody will bo a pes torln' mo nil tho time to show 'em my goods." Ho Is tho snmo man who whon n customer came In and wanted n suit of clothes, asked him to como ngnln somo tlmo "whon l'.tn a stnmllu' up." This may bo n Ho, but thoro Is n moral to It. Tho Snu Francisco Cnll compla cently remarks that in thoso stronu ous tlmoa "wo .may fellcltato our solves that wo nro paying less than four times as much per capita aB government cost 100 years ago." In otner words wo snould bo glad wo nro paying only n llttlo less than ?4 per head to bo govomod to whoro our . forefathers paid 1. Since District Attornoy Chambor lain has discovered that tho now law affecting tho collection of poll nnd road taxes doos not repeal tho old statute relatlvo thereto, thoso of us between tho ngos of 21 nnd CO mny ns woll coucludo that our poll tax this year will bo ?4 por head. Thoro nro moro wnya than ono to raise rovonuo nnd othor things, Mrs, Nation got tho cold shako in St, Louis tho othor day, nnd left in u pout, swearing that alio would re turn lator nnd tear tho town down If bIio woro not treated more cordlnlly on hor second visit. If Cnrrlo is roally looklnir for n blc lob sho will find It looKini, ror n Dig jou, sue will linn it when bIio goeB back to tho big town. on tho banks of tho Mlaslssalppl. Carter Harrison hnTnirnfn boon uirtor HtirriBon lias nttim neon ro- oloctod mayor of Chicago ami will soon begin hla third torm. ThlB ro- ..... , ....... . suit of tho recent conteat in that great city win no doubt strengthen carter Harrison's chance for tho democratic nomination for tho presidency threo years honco. Hon, John Gilbert, father of United States Circuit Judgo Gtlbort of this city, died nt his homo In Clark county, Washington, on Monday, after S3 yeara of eventful llfo, during which he hold many prominent government posttlous. The anti-imperialists appear to .be more concerned about that portion of General MacArthur's correspondence with ' headquarters at Washington which has not yet been made public than with that which has already been divulged. President McKlnley and hla distin guished party will arrlvo in Portland on May 22 and' remain ono day. Elab orate preparations are being perfected by tho chamber of commerce for his reception in a manner befitting the occasion. Donvor hn8 Bono republican by a bl& majority, though the parties wero considerably divided by Independent tickets and candidates. But Arkansas went the other way, of course. Rolla Wells, democrat, will bo St. Louis world's fair mayor, having boon elected on Tuesday by a plurality of 10,000. Dut, then St. Louis is still In Missouri. Portland's great fair now bolng dis cussed for 1005 Is a subject of much encouraging comment by leading pub lications all over the country. It will bo a grand affair. St. Louis proposes to show that oven if nothing olso had como of it, tho Louisiana purchase' would havJ been worth whllo for exposition pur poses. Only ono man from Indiana has filled tho presidential chair, but Sen ator Fairbanks Is understood to bo having his measure taken for tho soat. Tho lndopcndonco which tho United StatoB will glvo Cuba Is beautifully done up In red tapo with tho long end In Washington. Thoro Is small comfort for Colonel Ilryan In tho prediction that "thoro will bo nn omporor In Washington within twonty-flvo years." England will sond out no moro doves of pcaco for fear tho Doors might shoot thorn to .mnko n pot plo. Tho second nnnual report of tho Oregon Historical Society has boon re ceived. It Ib a pamphlet GVixOVi Inches nnd contains 124 pages. It shows that tho society had G27 .mom bors on November 30, 1900, distributed in twonty-threo counties In Oregon and four In Washington. Tho mate rial collected during tho year Is class ified as follows : Library dopartmont Documents, 131; diaries, account books, etc., 18; maps nnd charts, 15; bound newspaper flies, 27; miscel laneous papers, unbound, 53; pam phlets, 1G5; miscellaneous books, 10G; early school books, 48. Museum de partment Pioneer rollcs, 207; arch aeological relics, 172; pioneer photo graphs, 418; other pictures, 139. Tho documents consist mainly of lottora and othor written .mattor rotating to tho early social and business llfo of tho country, and tho relics nro such ns wero used whllo crossing tho plains with teams or In tho early Industries of tho country. Visitors at tho rooms In tho city hall, Portland, nvorngo 1500 a month, nnd nil who visit that city nro cordially invited to cnll. Tho plcturcsquo lino nnd tho roynl ono back to tho homo of your child hood is via tho Northern Pacific. You will' rldo ovor tho Rockies, nlong Clark's fork of tho Columbia and tho beautiful Yellowstone; skirt ing tho shores of Lako Pond d'Orelllo, through tho famous Bad Lands ,of Pyr amid Park nnd across tho wheat fields of tho Red rlvor vnlloy you go at i t i p titltno nn linim n ml alnnn nilrl nn( tlllj titiiuo tti uuui ttuti DIUVI' vittv in perfoct comfort ns tho solid vostl- billed train rushes nlong. For detailed Information, tickets, slcoplng ear reservations, maps of routes, etc., call on or wrlto A. D. CHARLTON, Assistant General Passongor Agont, 255 Morrison street, cornor Third, Portland, Or. NKW NORTH- west 1odgo, No. 2oM. G. U. O. of O. P.. meets at 205,; .Second street, rorner of Salmon, first und third Tuesday of each month. All Odd Fellows in pood 'landing are cordially invited. P D.THOMAS, K. WATSON, P. S. N. G. ItKIl, KSTITK rtlK 8AI.K. Three hundred and twonty-soven ncr08 of cuolco mna" ,n a Kl1 f.1rm" . BOCtlon ... tho wmamotto vnlloy: 105 ncrea undor tho plow, balnnco In paaturo and brush, all under now eight-rail fonce. staked and wired; ro-'nicely watorod by springs and brooks; R RQO(l Bovcn.rooin j,OUBOl painted white; largo barn. 30 x CO feet; four neres In orchard. This farm la gently roll ng nnd flne quality. 1W mlloa from p08tomco. This la a lino stock ranch. nnd Ilea in shape so mat uiree iam Illos can mnko a nlco home each out of tho ono farm; prlco, $5750, 12500 cash, balance in yearly payments. VALLEY RKAL ESTATE EXC. 9ft First St.. Portland, Or. ...HOMESEEKERS... Call on The Valley Real Estate Exchange KOR M'AlNKKi. KKSWKNCK AKD FA KM I'KOI'KIITY. i Flrat Street. PORTLAND, Ore. No donbt tho stockholders of tho Rival Oil company will bo pleased to know that the company is drilling on well No. 1, and have passed tho first oil sands, with oil. Stock can be had for 50 conts per shnro. They own thoir land, and will make for tho stockholders many times their iuvoat mont. Mail orders will recelvo prompt attention, nnd parties interested nro invited to call at tho company's olllco, loom 1, Multnomah block, Portland. They refer, by permission, to Mer chants National bank, Portland; K. W. Godfroy, stamp dopartmont, post olllco; H . J. Martin, druggist, coruor Washington and Sixth. Wo want your trade. MubIo half price; musical instruments of nil kinds, cash or installments. H. II. Wright, wholosalo and retail doalor in mnsio nnd musical merchandise. Tho Musio building, 840 Washington street, Portland, Oregon. Now Is the Time to Travel. If you nro going East do not pur chase your tlckot until you have se cured rates from tho Illinois Cent ral railroad. Travel over a lino In position to give you good servlco and quick time, and you will save .money. We can do both. Our rates nro as low ns othor lines, nnd our servlco Is excelled by none. If you nro going to send East for your family do so now whllo rates aro low, but beforo doposttlng money for their tickets como in and sco us, or address B. H. TRUMBULL, Commercial agent Illinois Central Railroad, 142 Third street, Portland, Oregon. TIMBER LANDS FOR SALE Will (nrnliih Tlmra', Dnvcriunctil or Htnto Scrip, 'liool, Deeded or Claim l.nnili, milt Mies, lowing, wood ami tie ulinticua, or muni cipal bonds help yon tome way. Write in. J. I,. MAIITIN A CO., GUI OrcRonlnn IlltlR. Splendid Itiinchc. with or without timber; SO to ft,000 acres nnd tip. FOR FIRST CLASS MEALS auto Runyon's Restaurant. 353 Washington Street PORTLAND, OREQON. a. e;. sieoel. Denier in nil kinds of STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES Butter, Cheese, Eggs, Etc. Ham and Bacon a Specialty. Phone, Clay 584. 95 N. Seventh St PORTLAND UMBRELLA WORKS II. AXDKKSOX, Proprietor. Umbrellas and Parasols Made to Order, Recovered and Repaired. Cants Repaired. 190 Third St., Bat. Yamhill and Taylor, phono muck mi Portland, Oregon. The DELAWARE OYSTER HOUSE. MAYEIt & HIIAltl', 1'roj'i, Oysters, Shell Fish and Tamales. Open All Js'luht. I'rlvnto dooms for I.adlei Telephone Clay 057. No. ipo Third Street, ....Portland, Oregon. PIER HARDWARE ...COMPANY... ...SUCCKfiSOIlS TO... HUNT HARDWARE CO., OKKflON 'PHONE OAK 361. COl.UMIIIA 'l'HONK 277. Second and Morrison Sts. FINK WINES, Liqi'OM I'RIVATC FAMILY ROOM ANDCIUAKS THE GLISAN AUdUST WAGNER .415 aiisan Street, Corner Tenth PORTLAND, OREQON. it THE PIME" a66 Pine Street, Between Third and Fourth... CHAS. BAUMQARTEN, Prop. Choice Wines. Liquors and Cigars. jtjt jM Family Rooms. EtUblUhttf Jin. 1.1889. Incorporated July , 1881. Portland Ciffee and Spice Ci. For the Trade Only. Tea, Coffee, Spices, Raking Powder, Extracts, Etc. OUU SPKCIAI. liKAKItt: Splcea, Acme. Mutt noinali; Unking l'ouiten, lHilUnce, Double quick; Codec, Koyal Mend) Sugar, xxxx Par. 9fS rrwri " CROOK PERSONATES A GIRL, tNebraika Hotel Clerk Felt In Love and Wanted 1o .Marry Him. Denver, Col,, "Dear Mr. Crawford: 'Slnco there Is no Inw which permits two men to marry it will be Impossible for mo to consent to become your wife. You will find nil the evidence of my iwomnnly cliainis which so attracted you, us well n the 'form' which you so admired In my room upstnlrs. I ntu Borry to blast your fondest wishes, beg to remain your sister. "Minnie Swift." That was the reply which Unrry R. Crawford, night clerk of tho Midway hotel at Kearney, Neb., received from his lady love nt the Windsor hotel In Denver when anticipating nn nccept ancc of Ills offer of marriage. Behind tho snrcastlc little note Is tho story of n shrewd little bunko game. Last November n handsome, flaxen hnlretl young womnn appeared nt the Mldwny hotel In Kearney. Neb., nnd wns hired as wnltress by Lnndlord Casey. She said her name wns Minnie Swift and that she was trying to caro for herself, ns her mother wnsnn Invalid and dependent for support upon her only brother, who wns n struggling mining operator at Cripple Creek. She had many ndmlrcrs, among them W. 8. Weaver, a cattle buyer from Wyoming. After three weeks she nsk ed for leave to stay at homo for a few days. Next evening a slender young man registered nt the Mldwny hotel ns Arthur J. Swift, Cripple Creek, Colo. Unrry R. Crawford, night clerk, asked If ho was relnted to Minnie Swift "She's my sister." nnswered the young man. "Do you know her?" When he learned that Minnie wns n wnltress nt the hotel ho Inquired eager ly about her, nnd obtaining her address went nwny. The following morning ho brought a note from Minnie asking permission to stay nt home whllo her brother wns In town. On tho after noon of tho fifth day he nuked Mr. CitHey to cash a drnft for "only $250." Tho proprietor couldn't, but W. S. Weaver wns only too hnppy to accom modate his sweetheart's brother, who had to Icavo town that night. Next ilny MI1111I0 Swift returned to work. Tho drnft was protested. Minnie cried mid said that there must be some mis take; that her brother wns In Denver closing n mining deal. Weaver, being tiunbto to go, sent Clerk Crawford with the girl to Denver to find Arthur Swift nnd rectify the error. WVnvor paid tho expenses of tho trip. Crawford pro posed 011 the train nnd .Minnie promised him nn answer next morning. In the morning Crawford found the noto given nliovc. He went to the room ad joining his, which was occupied by (ho girl. On tho lloor wns n corset, a wig of yellow hnlr, powder, rouge and curl lug Irons. Crawford notified the pollco and went soma. " RECENT INVENTIONS, Hath tubs aro to be Utted with a nib bing attachment for scrubbing tho bather's back as he lies In tho tub, a supporting plate Jjelng placed In a po sition to receive a cushion of material which Is secured by stitches and can bo removed for clennt Jg. An Englishman has designed a circu lar enrtrldgo pocket, formed of two metal plates fastened to n Hat ring, tho latter having perforations In "its faco ror the Insertion of tho shells, which lap each other nt the center ou opposite sides of n central disk. Gun barrels are easily cleaned by nn Englishman's device, n piece of pre pnred paper or cloth being nttnclicd to n cord to bo drawn back and forth in tho barrel ami scrape tho sides, tho cleaner being cut to assumo conical shape when rolled up for use. A convertible tabic ami scries of shelves has been designed, in which tho table top Is formed of leaves pivoted In bars nt either end, the latter being sus pended on tho base to tilt Into a verti cal position, when tho leaves arrange themselves one abovo anotlier. A combined whip socket and rein holder has been patented, comprising a plato hinged to tho dashboard, with an adjustable spring to tlghtea It and form a spring clip, In which the reins nro Inserted, a tube being carried by tho plate for tho reception of tho whip. Por use lu Indicating when the fire men have reached tho flro with the nozzle and desire the water turned on au electric signal has been patented, composed of a wire Inserted in the hose, with push-buttons In each length to complete tho circuit and ring a bell on tho engine. Pulton Market. ...CHOICE MEATS... 172 Third, cor. Yamhill, Portland, Ore. Phone, Oregon Main fl. B. F. JONES, Proprietor. LOW MARGIN CASH GROCERY. MS V!jlnuton Street. Fnncy nnd futile Groceries Krcah Co ft 11 1 and Tv Specialty, Gootls alrtnji best, l'rlcea alwayi lowest, FltEB DKMVEUY. Telephone Hood 668. GUAF & CO. C. J. Kibbanl M t Shoe Co. Manufacturer ol BOOTS AND SHOES 'Phone Oak 401. 13li Front Street. rORTLAND, OHE. MADE STRANGE CONFESSIONS. Mea Who Hare Owned to Cr'meaTher Never Committed. Thnt a man on the rack, with every nerve quivering, with every nerve drawn to Its utmost tension, with the pain Increasing in Intensity nnd vio lence, should 'confess himself tho per petrator of crlmo Is nntural enough. The prospect of relief from actual pain Is a temptation that blinds the sufferer to tho future. But It may seem strange, and Is indeed oue of the most Inexplic able things In human history, that men have been Induced by religious exhorta tions and other means of persuasion to sign their own death warrants by con fessing crimes actually never commit ted. Such In England wns tho ense of John Perry, executed nenr Cnmpden In 1001, with his mother nnd brother, for murdering Wllllnm Harrison, stewnid for Lndy Cnmpden. The testimony ngnlnst them wns chiefly tho confes sion of John Berryhlmself, but, to tho astonishment of nil, Ilnrrlson, who had been kldnnppod nnd carried off, return ed two yenrs nftcr the execution. In 1812 n innn named Russell Colvln, living nt Mnnchcster, Vt., disappeared, nnd suspicions of foul piny wcro enter tained. Public opinion attributed his murder to Stephen nnd Jesso Boom. Still, ns thoro wns no dellnlte ground on whltrh to urrest them, tho excitement grndunlly drew away. In 1810, how ever, a Mr. Boorn dreamed thnt ho hnd been murdered by two men, whom ho fixed upon ns his nephews, Stephen nnd Jesse. Tho ghost of the murdered mnn even speeltletl tho plneo of the murder, nnd the old cellar hole whoro tho mangled body hnd been thrust Hero n knife nnd buttons wero found, which wcro Identified ub belonging to Colvln. On this tho men wero arrested. Stephen and Colvln hnd quarreled Just before tho disappearance of the latter, nnd Stephen had been seen to strike him with n club nnd knock him down. In n short tlmo Jesso confessed thnt he nud Stephen, with their father, nftcr Stephen knocked him down, had car ried him to the cellar nud cut his throat with n Juckknlfe. He further stated that the next year they made nwny with the most of the bones of their victim. Stephen, nfler n time, admit ted (t he truth of Jesse's confession, nnd actually signed a written confession. On this they wero convicted, nud sen tenced to bo bunged tho 28th tiny of Jnnunry, 18'JO, 'They applied for coin mutation of tho sentence, and, as some believed their innocence, advertise ments woro Inserted In various pnpers for Colvln. Not long nfterwnrd n letter appeared In the New York Evening Post, signed by n Mr. Chuthvlck, and tinted Shrewsbury, N, J Dec. 0, 18li, ami stating that u slightly deranged man mimed Russell Colvln hnd been thoro flvo yenrs before. This wns gen erally looked upon ns n honx, but Jnmes Whelpley of Now York, who know Col vln, resolved to follow up tho clow, nnd actually found Colvln nt the house of Wllllnm Polhemus, nt Dover, N. J., where he hnd been since April, 1813. Mr. Whelpley took him to New YorkT the common council gave him menus to proceed to Vermont, nnd ho arrived nt .Manchester the 2l!d day of December. The whole plneo wiih lu n slate of 'wild excitement. Pcoplo gathered In from nil tho surrounding country to see the dead alive. A cannon was brought nut. nud Colvln wns snluted with n dis charge of cannon and small arms, Stephen Boom firing the tlrst piece. There was much (IIhcuhhIou ns to tho motive for the confession, somo attri buting It to the effect of Imprisonment, n general sort of pnnlc, terror, nntl others to tho Injudicious lid vice and ex hortations of n clergyman. Wonderful Events and Startling Incidents. When to Piihs tho Hat. Mnrk Twain bus wisdom on occasions ns well ns wit. He declares that when a mnn makes nn nppetil for charity It is a grent mlstuko to get everybody ready td give money and then not pass, the hat. "Somo years ago lu Hartford," ho said tho other day, "wo nil went to the church on a hot, sweltering night to hear the annual report of Mr. Hnwley, n city missionary, who went around tludlug the pcoplo who needed help nnd didn't want to nsk for It. Ho told of the llfo lu tho cellars where poverty resided, he gave Instances of heroism Hnd devotion of tho poor. Tho poor nro ul ways good to ench other. When n mnn with millions gives we mnko n grent deal of noise. It's noise lu tho wrong place. For It's tho widow's nilto thnt counts. Well, Hnwley worked 1110 up to a great state. I couldn't wait for him to get through. 1 hud HOC lu my pocket I wanted to glvo that and bor row moro to give. You could nee green backs In every eye. But he didn't pass tho plate, and It grew hotter nnd wo grew sleepier. My enthusiasm went down, down, down $100 at a time till finally, when tho plate came round. 1 stole 10 cents out of It, So you sco a neglect like this may lead to crime." In 1IU lUrnl. In a court-room In a Western city, s'ays nn exchange, a trump stood charg ed with stealing a wnteh. Ho stoutly denied the Impeachment, and brought a countercharge against his accuser for assault committed with a frying-pan. The judgo was inclined to tako a common-sense view of the case, and re garding the prisoner, said: 'Why did you nllow the prosecutor, who Is a smaller man than yourself, to assault you without resistance? Had you nothing in your band with which to defend yourself J" "Ilednd, your honor," answered tho tramp. "I hud his watch, but what was. that against a frying-pan?" We often hear of the globe's four quarters but never a word of Its hind quarters. A successful physician Is one who succeeds In concealing his iguorauce. &w:tt4u,tkmtmumtnwmaitiix"