THE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON.
TOPICS OF )
THE TIMES.
If tlio finny Is going to linve twenty
seven now cloiitlstB, tlio jnws of denth
ought to linve tliclr teeth pulled.
When trUHtH nre formed In meat nnd
other foods, It ecrtnlnly looks like try
ing to turn the tablet on the people.
Mr. Carnegie tmys that he wns nhvnys
n builder of nlr entitles; but he Is not
left to wonder If dremns euinc true.
"Silent" Smith, the richest bachelor
in America. Is going Into society. Now
watch how long It will take Home Inno
cent "bud" to mnko him talk right to
tlio point.
To the glory of womanhood bo It Hnld
Mint Queen Victoria never claimed or
exercised the royal exemption from do
ing right which aoiiio of her royal an
cestors assumed.
If F. Ilopklusou Smith ever llnds an
"Uncle Tom" company booked In oppo
sition to his lecture he will probably
gain n good Idea of the way In which
blH recent strictures upon Mrs. Stowo'H
mnstcrplcco arc generally regarded.
Andrew Carnegie says he used to be
afraid thnt ho might some day go
crazy! Wu have no doubt that some
of his fellow millionaires, having heard
of tlio plans ho has uiado to glvo away
money, nre convinced that ho Is crazy,
An Important change In the new uni
forms of the German army Is thnt the
buttons arc dark and worn beneath the
cloth, The shining buttons that glis
tened In the sun, proclaimed to the ene
my: "Hero lies a brnvo Holdler's henrt.
Shoot!" No rational Inw of wnr or so
ciety demands tuat risk.
The Zionist movement for tln Jewish
colonization of Palestine meets a seri
ous check In the Sultan's decree that
110 Jew who enters that laud shall re
main more than three months, or be
permitted to acquire landpd property.
The london Spectator refers this no
tion of the Turk to Itusslau diplomacy,
which scents In Zionism a movement
of (lermany to acquire n "sphere of
lulluence" In southwestern Asia. "The
Tolce Is the voice of AbduMIamld, but
the hands nre those of the Uusslnu for
eign minister."
America Is becoming more nnd more
accustomed to lusttiuces of great
wealth, mid possibly Is nlso arriving nt
aauer conclusions as to the limits of
money power nnd the desirable uses to
which It can be applied. Thu old say
ing thnt money Is power Is not true,
generally, In the sense In which It Is
commonly used. It does not need an
analytical mind to understand that
there nre many very obvious limita
tions to the (tower of money. A million
aire can eat no more dinners per day
tlinn the laborer (not so tunny, In fact)
and, whllo he has the power nnd gen
erally exercises It to command costlier
foods, frequently they are no more pal
atable nnd no more nourishing thau the
plainer food at the command of the or
dinary day laborer, while the latter will
probably be able to command the best
mice lu the world hunger which the
millionaire rarely possesses. The pos
session of money up to n certain extent,
varying with the Individual's capacity
to use It, Is power, lteyoud that It he
comes an Incumbrance rather. To uso
greut wealth as an end to enjoyment
one must have great capacities, The
anllor who, when asked what he would
like to have If given his choice, wanted:
First, "nil the 'baccy' In the world;"
second, "all the grog lu the world," The
third wish puzzled him. After thinking
It over awhile, In despair he said: "A
little more 'Imcey.' " The old auecdote
Is a good Illustration of the way In
which many people would llud their
power lu using wealth circumscribed.
In answer to au advertisement which
offered, free of charge, a "two-dollar
book on the secret of successful specu
lation," a lloston man n year ago for
warded his nddress. A package of at
tractive circulars came promptly from
a Now York "Investment broker." Since
that time the Hostoulau hiu received
from thu same person tweuty-threo let
ters and two telegrams, all advising
blm of special opportunities lu the
stock-market. The New-Yorker's prop
osition sounds very fair. lie does not
want to handle any money, and agrees
to pay himself with n percentage of thu
prollts madu In transactions ho advises,
lie tells the Investor to send his money
to any oue of several tlrtus, members
of thu stock exchanges. The Investor
1 to authorize these people to "buy and
ell stocks for my account when ordered
to do so by" the agent, who claims to
Lave peculiar facilities for forecasting
the course of thu market. Many per
sons yield to thu agent's artful and per
sistent solicitation, and conclude to risk
a little. Iu the course of a few days
tlio man who has parted with a hundred
dollars or more Is Informed thnt the
stock Itought for his account has unex
pectedly fallen lu price, and his mouey
la lost. As a matter of fact, thu Inves
tor has been swindled, Thu agent mid
thu broker are In collusion. No stock
was either bought or sold. Thu broker
gave thu agent a certlllcnte of purchase
and sale, to mnko thu transaction look
"regular," mid then thu two thieves di
vided thu victim's money, Thu stock
exclmnges can sometimes discipline
such brokers, ns they lately tried to do;
but It Is almost Impossible to bring tlio
law to bear on tho "advisers" nnd
"agcuti," who are as adroit as they aro
unscrupulous. The only war one cau
get tho better of them Is to let them
alone.
Probably nootlier article of dally
food has been so frequent a disturber of
the household peace as pie. So admir
able nre the qualities of good plo nnd so
dungcroUH nre those of bad pie that It
behooves housewives to study and mas
ter the art of plc-maklng. An unfortu
nate couple were before Judge Crane In
New York the other day. The husband
was charged with Ill-treatment of his
wife, and the wlfo wns there as n prose
cuting witness, though they hud been
mnrrled only n yenr. Thu wife's com
plaint was, In brief, that her husband
not only called her names because of
her nlleged poor cookery, but on one oc
cnslon when she served him with mince
pie he not only opened tlio window nnd
threw It out Into the street, but pulled
her hair and Informed her that she was
a failure as a pie-maker. IIu did nut
taunt her for not making pie us mother
mnde It, but for utter, nbject Ignornnce
of the whole subject, nnd he pathetical
ly Informed tho court thnt his conduct
was Justlllablu because the plo tasted
as If It were madu of sawdust. Judge
Crane, lu thu opinion of tho Chicago
Tribune, took n wise view of tho sub
ject. IIu did not lecture tho wife for
her Ignorance nor punish the husband
for the assault. Ho Is from Massachu
setts, where the pie was llrst known, If
not Invented, In this country. IIu told
thu youthful pair of thu excellent mlncu
plu of his boyhood, nnd thnt ho could
not llud such plo anywhere save In his
own house, for Mrs. Crnuc had tho re
ceipt. He appealed to tho wedded pair
to maku up their little quarrel and go
homo and ho would scud them thu re
ceipt. They consented nnd left tho
courtroom arm In arm, and peace has
prevailed In their homo ever since tho
arrival of tho Judge's plo prescription.
While tho wisdom of the Judge Is to bo
commended, It Is hardly correct for him
to assert that there nre no good pies ex
cept those made from tho Massachu
setts receipt. Tho knowledge of suc
cessful plc-maklng has spread to other
States, nnd, while good pies aro not yet
tho rule, still they may bo found lu
many localities. Much of thu obloquy
which has been visited upon plo has
grown out of the ludirferenco of cooks
who will not tako tho pains to make
good ones. When properly constructed
pies nre not only toothsome but whole
some, nnd good not only for dessert at
tho principal meal, but for three meals
a day or nny oue of them. Considering
the many virtues of pie, It Is surprising
that mothers do not more frequently In
struct their daughters In the nrt of
making them, nnd that tho women's
clubs do not offer prizes for them In
stead of for paintings, and servo them
at their Intellectual repasts Instead of
croquettes nnd salads.
LUNCHEONS ON WHEELS.
DtatrltititlasvKltclieun Now Bispptjr the
WunU of limy I.onJonort.
This Is nn ngo of luxury: Tho "Dis
tributing Kitchens, Limited," has mnde
It possible for tho busy ninn or his
typist or both to sit down In the
olllco to n luxurious luncheon, or for
thu budding barrister to glvo a bail'
quet In his own chambers. That Is, II
thu lunchers nre prepared to be satis
lied with an entirely vegetarian meal.
"Ilusy men nnd women," says the
prospectus, Insinuatingly, "who do not
wish to leave their olllce, can have
dainty, light luncheons sent to them In
well-appointed trays, lu which cutlery,
tablecloths, etc., aro Included. Dwel
lers In Hats who nnd n dllllculty lu pro
curing good cooks will find n solution
In the system herein advocated.
Suppose you have chambers at Char
Ingeross or Westminster, or anywhere
within u four-mile circuit of Victoria
street. Your maiden mint has comu up
from thu country, or n friend has look
ed lu. Tho day Is wet, and you do not
wish t go out. Drop an order-form,
tilled In, to the company. You can or
der "a In carte," or you can trust to the
establishment nnd cull for "table
d'hote!" tho pr'co list comprises a
choice of over 1,000 dishes. In nny
case, nt the tlmu appointed a conspicu
ous yellow cart will drive up to your
door. At the rear end of the van Is a
stove, heated by trays of charcoal.
From thu Interior of the van tho at
tendant will draw forth spotless imp
cry of the most attractive kind, dishes
and cutlery of electro-plate, and your
luncheon or dinner carefully reposing
In Its component parts lu dishes placed
lu n block-tin enso covered with green
bnlzo. Thu man will call back for the
dishes later lu tho day. London Daily
Mall.
Then ami Now,
Shu wns nt a party, Ho had not yut
arrived, but she wns momentarily ox
pectlug htm. The hum of conversation
through thu room had no slgultlcmicu
for her; nil her faculties weru bent on
thu front door.
Kvery tlmo It opened, at every step
lu tho hall, she would start, while her
fncu would Hush ond her eyes light up
with feverish expectation. Then tho
color would go back from her cheeks,
her eyes would dull and her heart sink
when another than he cmuo Into thu
room.
Finally he arrived and took n seat be
side her, nnd she leaned over his shoul
der nnd Joyously murmured:
"My dnrllngl my dnrllngl"
Sho was too happy to sny aught more.
Ten years later, and she again waits.
It Is In their own homo now. Ills step
Is on the stoop; ho opens tho door. Sho
springs quickly to the hall.
"Wipe your bootsl" she screams.
Ten years ngo they were not married;
now they are. London Spare Moments.
Tho average woman regards every
photograph ever given her as some
thing sucred, and sho keeps them so
long that uo one cau tell who the orig
inal was.
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T
HE CELEHRATED COLUMNA'DREWER?.
AUGUST HUCIILEII, rrop. v
This welVknown hronery tit now taming out
tlio best lloer nnd I'ortereast o( tlio Cascudcs.i
The Intent Hppllnnccs (or tlio inniuifuctiiro ol
Rood healthful llcerhavu been Introduced, nnd
only tlio llrat-vlims article will be placed on tho
market.
East Second Htrcet
THE DALLK3, OR.
MAYS & CROWE
Wholesale A Retail Dealers In
HARDWARF. STOYES AND TINWARE
Farm Machinery, Implements,
WngoiiS'and Carriages.
Iron, Steel, Coal and Blacksmith's'
Supplies.
Hardwood and Wagon Makers' Materials,
Bicycles, Guns, Ammunition, and Sporting
Goods, Etc.
Z. F. MOODY
THE DALLES, OR.
General Forwarding
AND
Commission Merchant.
Oniccs and Warehouses at
RAILROAD AND STGAMGR DEPOTS
Wool handling our specialty,
drain bought and suld.
When in The Dalles
CALL AT.
the BANK CAFE
Neat Door to thu First National Ilaulc.
The Only Flrst-Clsis Place In tlio City.
Choice Liquors, Wines and Gigirs
O. J. STVBLINO, Pro.
The Regulator Line
t
The Dalles, Portland S Astoria
... NAVIGATION COMPANY ...
Through Freight
nsf Passenger Line
Dally Line of Steamers Between Portland,
Vancouver, Cascade Locks, Hood River
and All Points on the Washington Side.
ThcKlenmers Dalles City and Regulator leave
Portland eery morning (except Hunday) at 7
and l)io Dalles nt H A. M arriving at destlna.
tlou In ample tlmo for outgoing trains..
Fnlghl Rmtrnrn Brmmtly Rmiluomd.
W. C. AI.LAWAY. Ron. Agent,
Foot of Court Street, Tho Dulles. Or,
Baggage and Omnibus Transfer
...COMPANY...
Office- 8. W. Cor. Fourth and Stark Sts.
Telephone 439. PORTLAND, OREGON.
Exchange Your Checks With Messenger
on Trains and Order Carriages or Coupe.
lliiKKK checked at resi
dence to any destination,
Ilranch Offices; Hotel Portland: United
Carrlsgo Co., Seventh ami Taylor.
L. H. ADAMS, Mgr.
GO TO
SPANISH ORIGINAL TAMALE
...RESTAURANT...
266 Dull Street, Bet. Third ind Fourth
For the Rest Meal tor tho Prlco
In the city.
Quiet and Clean. Cooking by Noted Chefs.
Fire Insurance
Real Estate
Loans...
Rents...
264 STARK STREET
1. E. Ill
Leading- business firms of
eastern oregon. .
,-p ALSTON &CO.
Dealers In
Furniture, Carpets, Wall Taper and Shades.
Undo taking Uoods.
LA ORANDE, OR.
J.
W. WISDOM & fu.
Druggists And Apothecaries.
Prescriptions carefully compounded. Tollot
Articles.
Main Street, IIAKKR CITY, Oil.
VU PATTERSON
Proprietor of
THE EXCHANGE SALOON
Sole Agent for "Old Rarbce," Woodford
County, Ky., Whiskey.
MAKER CITY, OREGON.
TyATERMAN A 8C1IMITZ
Wholcsalo and Retail Dealers in
WINE3, LIQUORS AND CIQAR
BAKER CITY. OR.
m C. TAYLOR
THE "HARDWARK MAN."
Hardware. Stores, Tin and Coppcrware.
Lime, Plaster, Cement, Coal, Iron and
Steel and Hydraulic Pipe,
Tit Main Street.
rENDLETON, OR.
1TAR HREWERY CO.
Ilrewcrsand Ilottlcrs of the Famous
HOP GOLD UK Kit
VANCOUVER, WASH.
W B. IIOWM AN
PHOTOGRAPHIC AND LANDSCAPE' ARTIST
Views of All Description
Specialty, Kodak Developing and Finishing
Main St., Near llrldgc,
PENDLETON, OREGON.
KOEPPEN'S
PHARMACY...
Everything that U kept in a
modern and up-to-date drug
store. Prescriptions and
Family Recipes put up by
competent men, from pun
drugs...).
A, C. K0EPPEN & BR0
Manufacturing Chemists.
I J5 Court Street., Pendleton, Oregon.
THE MINT SALOON
O. L. MELLQUIMT, Prep.
HF.ST BRANDS OF WINES
AND 1.IO.UOK3
IMPORTF.D AND
DOMKSTIU
CIUARS....
Comer Depot Street and
Jefferson Acnue, LA
OftAMDe, OR.
The Leading
FURNITURE DEALER
AND
OF EASTERN OREdON IS
..M. A. RADER..
Funeral Director and Einbalmer
l.ady Assistant.
PENDLETON
OltEOON
Hotel
Pendleton..
E. J. MOORB,
Proprietor.
PENDLETON
OR.
HENRY RUST
Pacific Brewery
BAKER CITY, ORGEON.
A. NEUBERGER
DEALER IN
Fine Whiskies and Cigars
HcKfauirtm for Mkkg
sni Cnmm-rcUl Mca.
IAKEROTY
OREGON
BY RAIL AKDWIBR. V.
A
STODIA & C0LUMBI1
RIVER RAILROAD CO.
"V
WtTIt
THROUGH PARLOR CARS
IIKTWLKN
Portland, Astoria Seaside
Leaves
For Maygcrs. Rain,
ler, Clatsk utile
Wentport, Clifton,
Astoria, Warren
ton, I'IhtcI, Gear.
hart Park and Sc a
side. Astoria A Peashore
Express Dally.
Astoria Express
Dally.
Arrives
Union l)Cvot
Portland
Union Depot
roruauu
8:00 a.m.
7:00 p.m.
11:15 a.m.
9:40 p. m.
Ticket oftlce, 2M Morrison street, and Union
depot, Portland.
J. C. MAYO,
Gen. Pass. Agent, Astoria, Or.
SHAVER TRANSPORTATION GO.
STEAMER GEO. W. SHAVER,
Will IWvA I'trtlatiil. frirt rtf U'satiltitrlnn Rt .
Bumlny.TucK.ftr ami Tliuriitny even) tip nt 6
o'clock, for hauvlo island, Ht. Helpn, Catiles,
Peer Ii'mhI. Martini, Kalamn, Nccr City,
If ,! Mi t,tl.. II... . (j.-tl. .. sl..a
""Mini 'ii umiii, .m,vKir nii'im, wak i uiiii,
Freeman, ManianlUo.ClaUkatilo and all way
ImiiuiiiB
THE NORTHWESTERN LINE
Eight Trains Dally between St. Paul and
Chtcaco, comprising
The Latest I'tiUman Sleepers,
rerls Dining Cars,
Library anil Obsarvntlon Cars,
Kroii Iteollssltssj Olialr Cars.
TIIK TWENTIETH CENTURY TRAIN
"THE NORTHWESTERN LIMITED"
Runs Evciy Day of the Year.
The Finest Train in the World
Electric Lighted Steam Heated
TO CHICAGO BY DAYLIGHT.
The Dadeer State Express, the finest Day Twin
Itannlng llutnecn 8t. Paul and Chicago via
the bliort Line. Connections from the
West mado via.
The Northern Pacific,
Great Northern and
Canadian Pacific Railways
This Is also the best Una between Omaha, 8t
Paul and Minneapolis.
All Agents sell Tickets via "The Northwest,
ern Line."
W. H. MEAD, General Agent.
A. L. SISLER, T. A.
148 Alder Stroot, Portland, Or.
s$
BEST LJINB
TO
St. Paul, Minneapolis, Doloth, Chicago,
AMD AU POINTS EAST.
Through Palace and Tourist Sleepers, Dining
Cars (meals a la carte), liuflet, 8moklng, Library
, For tickets and full Information regarding
Eastern trip, call at city ticket office. Vii Third
street. a. U. (I. DKNNISTON.
City Pass, and Ticket Agent.
WHITE COLLAR LINE
COLUMBIA RIVER A PUOET SOUND NAVI.
CATION CO.
PORTLAND AND ASTORIA.
Steamer Hercules takes thn place of Bailey
Gatsert. Leaves every morning intho week at
7 o'clock, except Sunday. Returning, leaves
Astoria every night lu the week at 7 o'clock,
except Sunday,
Omce, Alder street dock. Telephone Main
Ml. Columbia 'phoue 3il.
E. W. CRICIITON. Agent.
BARRH0TEL
European an1 American Plan.
Furnished in First-Class Style.
Union dspot Jill the taodtrn lmnroYamanti.
flrs-pr
cateo.
rs-preol, hot and cola water, csntraily l
latM, f 1 ud $1.2S a Day.
HssUa&e, Baths Its.
Cor. Sixth ail QUmui, PertUmdL
SSSSfSEl- MM yiU y I i dflsMJSWfO
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbIbbbbbbbbbbbbs
BT RAIL AMD WATER.
I irilfi
OREGON
Shot line
and union Pacific
TIME SCHEDULES
Portland. Or.
Dmrr
AtlRIVI
Chicago
Portland
8pcclal
0:wp m.
via iiunt
ll.gton. Bait Ike, Denver,
Ft. Wortli.Omalia,
Kansas City, St.
I.ouls,Clilcagonnd
East.
:10 p.m.
Atlantic
Express
9 :M p. m.
via Hunt
In K ton
fait Lake, diver,
Ft. Wortli.Omalm,
Kausat City, Bt.
Ixiuls,ChlcaKoaud
East.
6:40 a.m.
PI. ThUl
Fat Mall
6;on p. m.
v'a,
Spokane
Walla Walla lvls.
ttin,8pokatic,Mln.
ticapolls,8t. Paul,
Dululli. Mllnnn
kee.ChlcagoAKast 7:00 a. tn.
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
FltOH 1'OKTI.AND.
I: so p.m.
All sailing dales
subject to change
For fan Francisco
tall every ft days.
4:i) p.m.
Dally
Ex. Sunday
RiUUti.m.
Saturday
lu:t p. in.
Columbia Rlvsr
Steamers.
To Astoria and Way
Landings.
4:00 p.m.
Ex. Biindsy
0:0Oa.m.
Ex.Bunday
Mlllamsllt Rlvsr.
4 :.iop.m.
Hi. Sunday
Oregon City, New.
oerg, SHieni, inuo-
remluuco A Way
glidings.
7:00 a.m.
Tues., Thur.
and Bat.
Wlllsmstle and Ysm
hill Hirers.
Oregon City, Day.
Ion, A Way Land
ings. S:so p.m.
Moti.. Wed.
anil l'rl.
6:00 a.m.
Tties., Thur
and Sat.
Wlllsmstts Rlvsr.
Portland to Corral,
lis is Way Land
ings. 4:50 p.m.
Mon., Wed.
and Prl.
Lr. Rlparla
8:3.1 a.m.
Dally
Snakt Hirer.
Rlparla to I-oirlston
Lv.Lewlston
Dally
9 a.m.
W. D. SMITH, Agent, Mnro, Oregon.
A. L. CRAIG,
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or.
V. A. BCHILLINO. City Ticket Agent,
2HWaUilngton Htreat.
...TIIK...
Pioneer Dining-Car Line
..THE..
Yellowstone National Park Routs
TIME CUlD-VOUTr.ANI).
For Tacoma, fc'esttlo,
Olrmpla.Ornj's Harbor
aim ecuiu ncnii points
pokau. Lewlston,Mos
cow. Pullman, tlranee.
No. 12
Leaves
IJ4SP. M.
No. 11
Arrives
7:00 A. M.
ville. Mlsiouls. Helena,
untie, ti. rant, iiinne
Iiiston D. C. l'hllsdol
phia, New York, lloston
and all points east and
snuineasi.
For Tacoma. Seattle.
No. 4
11:30 P.M.
Spokane, Untie, Ana
conda, Hillings, Omaha,
No. S
7:$0 P.M.
(Denver and all points
isouin aim souiueasi.
Through service. Dining cars. Pullman
Ant-class and uphclitered Tourist Sleepers.
Unexeel'ed accommodations. Baggage cheokcJ
to destination of tickets.
For full Information, tickets, maps of routes
and other Information, call on or write
A. D. CHARLTON,
Assistant General Passenger agent.
2U Morrison St., cor. Third. Portland, Or.
STEAMERS
ALTONA AND POMONA
DAILY EXCEPT 8UNDAY FOR
Salem and Way Landings.
UftTes Ty!or itreet,
I Uss.fs.rn
..:tU,M.
..7:U0A. M.
..4-.30 P. M.
wsiciutn,,.,IHI
Arrives Portland....
SUNDAY TUPS TO OREGOB CITY.
LeavePort!and...10:A. V..2and6-00P. M.
Leave Oregon City 12;S0, 3:30,8:30 P. M.
Oregon City Transfer Co.
Promptness and qnlck dispatch
our specialty
A. st. mttAMAM, Awemtm
0ce and wharf, foot of Taylor Bt, Phones