w itfflPS 'tM,"r 1 - eSW T 1 -4,V- KSyf "-' rt jlBDBJ jsEW AGUE, PORttli AJST), OREGON. . , '" r . ,t-i fs .t 1. 4 y Af t 5 yi v. I Spring Medicine There's no 6eason when good medicine is so much needed-as in Spring, and there's no medicine which does so much good in Spring as Hood's Sarsaparilla. Do not delay taking it. Don't put it off till your health tone gets too low to bo lifted. Hood's Sarsaparilla "Will giye you a good appetite, purify and enrich your blood, over como that tired feeling, givo you mental and digestive strength and steady nerves. Bo sure to ask for HOOD'S, tho best medicino'money can buy. It is Peculiar to Itself Bad Footings In Spring' "In tho spring I wns feeling very badly. My blood was very poor. I began taking Hood's Snrsaparilla. It did mo much cood. I think It Is a wonderful sprint; mcdlclnoand recommend It to all sick and suffering." Ethel L. Bkan, Baton Center, N. II. Nonstnie. "What noiisoiiBo," oxolniined Mr. Mcoktou, na lio tossed aside the heart to-henrt talks pugo. "What utter nou sensol" 'To what are you referring," in quired' his wife. "To tho nssortlon thnt rotnan need not cxpoot n man to pny her as much attention nitor tlioy ate married s ho did before. I am absolutely mro, Honriottn, that I ralnd quicker now than I ever did. OATAltim CANNOT BE CURED With local Application, a they cannot reach theacatof thodlaeaso. Catarrh Is a blood or conitlUitIonaldltaee,and In order to euro It . rou must tako Internal rcmodlci. Hall'i Ca., tarrh Curo la taken micruallr, and actadirectly on the blood and raucoaa aurlacri. Hall's Ca tarrh Curn It not a quack mcdiolne. It vrni preicrlbcd by ono of tho belt physicians In thlt country for years, and isareirular preac-rlptlon. ItUcompoicdot tbobcit tonlct known, com bined with tho beat blood jiurlflera, actlnir dl ractly on tho miicoue aufticca. lho perfect combination of tho two Ingredients U what pro. duces inch wonderful rciuita In curlngoatarrn. Band for tcatlmnnlala, free. F. J. CHUNKY A CO., Proprs., Toledo, 0. Bold by driiKiflita, prlco 76c. Ualli Family 1'illa aro tho beat. f" He Wanted TeW Know. Ticket Scllor (In tlioator box ofllco) Soata In tho parquctto aro $3, and In tho dross clrclo $2, Uncle Pumpktndustor (of Swamp Junction) Say! bo that your "askln' prlco," or what you oxpoct tow get? An Inarttra Urer, Stomach Dis order". Hick Headache and other 11U nrUlnR Irom an Impcrfettt dlxeitlon are cured bv tllKIKLD TKA which la made from HKIUW. Encouragement for tht Struggling. "Well, asked the artist, rubbing hit bands, "what did your wife think of ,your portrait when you got homo? "Oh, sulci old Mr. Packenham, handing out a cbeok for tho amount he had agreed to pay, "she told mo alio still had confldouoo iu me ami didn't believe I wus half as bud as I was pniutod. && rnrtn This atg-naturo la on every box of tho cenulne Laxative BromoQuininc Tabieta the remedy that cure n cold la one day Armament of New Ships. Tho armament of tho new British battleships Qucon and Prince of Wales will be of a very powerful charactor, and In each caso tho guns will cost 75,000. When roady for tho pon ,nant oach ship will hayo cost 1, 000,000. Montreal Horald and Star. A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK Of Particular Interest to Thruhermen and Farmers. Russell & Co., of Portlaud, Ore., the largest dealers iu muohiuery on tho Pacific Coast, have just issued at couv iderable expense a neat and voiy ooni plate account book for up-to-date thresheimcn, -eto. Tho hooks are tor free distribution, and all peoplo who want them should wrlto immediately to Russell & Co., Portland, Ore. Police Judges In Porto Rico. Mayors of the different towns In Porto Rico at present have exclusive Jurisdiction In police court cases, whether or not they know a word of law; and from their decisions there Is no appeal. rUo'a Cure 1 the best medicine we ever uird for all Affections of-tbe throat and Jungs. Wm. 0. Emdslcy, Vaubureu, lud., Feb. 10. 1000. Well Enough. "Didn't I tell you to let well enough lone?" Bald the doctor to the con valescent who bad disobeyed and was suffering a relapse. "Yes, doctor," whined the patient, "but I wasn't well enough." Ike Bait Prescription for Materia Chills and Fever it a bottle of 0 rove's Taateleas Ckllt Tonic. ItlaaUaply iron and quinine In a tasteless form. No Cure, No fay. Price tOc. A Long River. Long, rivers drain a large territory of country. Tho Ganges la nearly 1600 miles in length, and dralna an area of 760,000 square miles. HamsPuTitjna8rr Bwt Cove Syrup. TaaMsQuod. wtB DEATHBED OF A BUDDHIST. Weird Ceremonies Observed at the l'aialtisr of n l'rlest. It Is nil exceedingly mro thing for u foreigner to be permitted to witness the death of n Buddhist priest, nml It wns only ufter a' residence of nearly twelve yenrs In China thnt tho oppor tunity came to me. Old Ting Ho-Shong, hend priest of the "Temple of the Spirit of Light," I hnd known by sight for several years, ntid had a more Intimate acquaintance with hlin the summer he died, but 1 did nut expect to be n witness of his death nor to sec him die sitting up. Not only did "Old Ting" die sitting up. but he was put Into Ills collln and burled that way. Disease and native treatment had al ready placed tho seal of death upon the old man, io that at my second-visit I could only tell the attendants thnt his hours were few. Returning to the old priest's room a little later, I found hlin sitting on a board stool facing the outer door, clnd In his fine priestly robes of yellow silk. Uclng long pnst consciousness, ho wns supported by his attendcuts In this position, with his leys crossed, each foot resting upon the opposite thigh, solo directed upward an exceedingly dlillcult, nml, in fact, almost Impossible position to nssurno Iu life. Tho hands were placed, palms together, up beforo his face, tho whole uttltudo being thnt which represents Buddha In the stnto of Is'lrvnnn and the old man wns very near Jhnt stnto. The great nnxlety of those In attend ance was that he should not be placed In his collln until ho wns really dead. Although I could not bring him bnck to life, they were willing that I should Judge when he wns dead. Holding n small mirror In front of his face, I waited until there was no moisture de posited upon It. In the meantime preparations were continually going on around me for fur ther ceremonies. A largo pile of paper "cash" hnd been placed outside tho door, on top of which was a document I was not allowed to see, but, from what I could learn, wns his history as related to his nccesslon to tho priest hood and life In t. Upon being pronounced dead a flam ing torch was applied to tho "cash" by a young priest, former disciple nml now successor to the lands and build Jugs of tho old mnn sitting beforo him. No sootier was tho paper, well nblnzo thnu the young mnn prostrated' him self before It, bumping his head on the ground the requisite number of times, for every movement In every cero mony of the Chlnoso Is rcgulnted by rites as Inflexible as law. Tho next step In this strange death scone was the placing of tho body In Its upright collln, The front ntid top wero removed nnd yellow silk cush ions put In tho bottom, on which tho old mnn wns placed ns gently as pos sible consistent, with tho nwkardness of his position. Numerous smnll cush: Inos nnd wads of thin paper wero put In nround him, n pillow under each el bow to sustain tho arms In their up right position, and then the front was slid Into place. Moro packing wns douo from tho top until his body wns Im movable and tho collln tilled, tho yel low silk knot of his lint being tho Inst I ever saw of old Ting Ho-Sheijg, who will sit nnd wait until time arid decay do their work In altering his position. Leslie's Weekly. Not HtroiiK KnouKti. At ono of tho clubs the other day two members wero arguing about will power. Tho conceited man, who wns In tho hnblt of boring all present with his pointless tales, said thnt his will was stronger than his friends'. "You are wrong there," snld tho quiet man, "nnd I will prove It In tills way: You go and stand in that corner, and I will will you to como out of It, You will against me, nnd I bot you that I will have you from that corner beforo I have commanded you a second time." Tho smart one took tho bet and put himself In tho corner. Tho quiet man said In a commanding volco: "Como out of that corner!" Tho other grinned and shook his hend. Tho q. m. sat down and looked at him steadily. Five minutes passed, and then the mnn of will said, with a sneer: "Ilndn't you better glvo It up? I don't feel any Influence at all, and I enn't stand hero all the evening." "There Is no hurry," snld tho q. m., "nnd I havo a very comfortable seat There Is no time limit, except that you are to como out before I ask you twice, and. ns I don't Intend to ask you again until this day week, I think you will feel tho Influence before then." The smart ono came out looking very foolish. ForKCtrulneu Turned fo Profit. "The cldslng of three banks In Haiti mare and tho consequent unseemly rush of the depositors on others to get their money out reminds me of a queer experience," said at young lawyer. "It was back In the days of tho fail ure of tho Nicholsons' private bank on Ilaltlmore street, near Sharp. I waB a' mere youngster, but I was .frequently sent by mother to the bank. One day I came home from school and was told by my mother to go down and deposit n check for $10O, which she had Just received. I hud a previous engagement to play baseball that afternoon, and I went to tho bank errand with such a! rush that I forgot whether my mother had told me to draw or deposit I drew, nnd when I returned home with the money thero was trouble. Besides corporal puulshmeut I got the greatest lecture you ever heard. Something prevented my returning tho money next day, and when I took It down the' second day the bank was closed. My forgetfulness had turned to profit" Some writers suffer from cramp In tbe Angers and others from cramp of the brain. Compisltlon of a Penny. Pennies do not consist of copper nlono, thoro being In them 2 por cont d tin and 3 por cent of zinc to 95 of copper. They cost tho goVornmont about 42 cents a pound, exclusivo of stamping, nnd there nro 148 In n pound, so that tho governmont malice a fair profit on qvc-y pound mitt"" bIhco. whllo they nio roduemnb.v la gold, but fow nio. . "r pi dented. Loyalty to.llls Employer. TlmtrouiiK limn wlm eunviited to hnv n portion of III bluiiil .lit nut tu save 111 cmplin it. fct n remarkable example of liprolm. The incident hitri what power there I In good blood Tnero 1 on I v una natural May tu :et )ioiid blood, and that Is from the stiimacli. If the stomach tieciU iisMstiiurp, try HoiPtliTN SUiinaeh Hit ter?. Thl u underfill medicine cures d.is ppila, indlp-Mlou, constipation, nml malvcs rich red bldud. - Dogs Being Supplanted by Donkeys. Dorlln now contains 1000 donkoys which havo been imported in tho Inst 18 months to tako tho plnco of dogs as beasts of draft. The chango Is duo to tho agitation of tho S. P. C. A. I CASE OF LOCOMOTOR ATAXIA CURED NEAR CHICAGO. Victim I.ont the Sllit of On Rye""'' Was Unable to WMlk Vlalon 'iteatoreil and the Use afLlmtia Itngnhied A Strom Htntemrlit. A recent euro that scorns almost a miraclo wns that of Samuel Curnock, of 62 Twenty-second avenue, Melroso Park, 111. Tho story is best told in his own words. Ho says: "Early in 1898 I began to expo rlonco a worn-out feeling and noticed that I becamo tired after very slight oxertton. I continued at my work in tho mnchlno shop until July 2, 1898, when I sufforcd from a fall, and nftor that ttmo grow rapidly worso. A phy sician was called and pronounced my troublo locomotor ataxia. Ho treated mo for four months and thoro was no Improvement In my condition. I was tald that my caso was Incurable, and that I would continue to grow worso until doath relieved mo. I was not confined to my bed, although I spent much of my tlmo lying down, and was entirely unnhjo to work. I could hardly stand; It seemed nB if my logs would glvo out from under mo, and my movemonts wero llko thoso of a drunken man. A cold numbnesB came In my right side, and I lost tho strength of my right arm. Then my eyes .began to blur so that I could see nothing distinctly, and in a short tlmo I becamo totally blind In my right oyo. "Last Docombor I began taking Dr. WllllamB' Pink Pills for Palo Peoplo and within a month I was bo much improved that I dotormined to persist In the.,troutmcnt At tho ond of tho second month I was ablo to return to my work and havo not lost a day on account of Illness since that' tlmo. Slnco I began taking tho pills I havo gained 30 pounds In weight, can walk almost as well as over, and my sight Is fully restored. I firmly bollovo that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo Peo pa savod my Ufo and enabled mo to again earn my livelihood. "SAMUEL CURNOCK." Subscribed and sworn to beforo me this first day of August, 1900. ADAM DAVISON, (Seal) Pollco Magistrate At all druggists or direct from Dr. Williams Modlclno Co., Schenectady, N. Y. Prlco, 50 cents per box; 6 boxes, 2,E0. Public Baths In England. Out of 34 towns in England and Wales, one-third maintain ono"br moro public baths. Thoy aro crowdod by factory and shop hands. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AUK TAKING When vou take Qrore'a Taateleas Chill Tonic, kb urorea luieicm unm -ionic, formula Is plainly printed on every ii that It li limply Iron and Qui toieasforra. No Cure, No l'ajr. toe became tne formula is bottle anowlnu nine In a taatel A Rare Fish. Tho rarest AbU In British waters Is tho rlbbonflsh. Only 16 specimens have been recorded In tbe last con tury. It 1b an Inhabitant of the groat depths of tho ocean. i. ,. Filial There la an end to acute suffering when St Jacobs Oil promptly cares Sciatica itttt 'V'aBBBBaWONJcir SLEEP WALKING A DISEASE. How the l'lienomcna Aro Hyptalncd on c(o title linals. Tho feat of the young Illinois stud ent who walked twenty miles while nslcep Is cettalnly a remarkable one of Its kind. Usually nomuatubullsts make short trips and, unlike the subject Iu question, awake to lltul themselves In curious nnd ofttlmcs iilannlug posi tions. The welrdiiess of the exploit ntid the uuuaturaliiess of Its nccom pllshuient give that becoming air of mystery which naturally uppenls to the Ignorant and the superstitious. In reality, however, the phenomena nro very satisfactorily explained on the assumption that certain mens of tho brain are for the time being awnke, whlo the other portions are asleep. Thus, tho speaking center may bo active and the dreamer tuny carry on a connected conversation with it listen er nnd be perfectly oblivious to nny other Impressions. Very often, under such clrcuuistnuccH, a secret most carefully guarded during waking hours may bo disclosed to an alert nnd In quisitive roommate. Not Infrequently, nlso, poems havo been thus composed and mathematical problems solved when tho respective cerebral lobes In volved nre on extra sentinel duty. The same can be said for somnam bulism In many of Its forms, the mus cular sense pertaining to walking belpg In ii curious condition of cxnltcd activity. Strange to say, the victims of this distressing malady have no re collection of their ndventurcs, al though it is nmliitulncd thnt they ap pear to sco obstacles and nvold them nnd their various movements Indlcnto Intelligence nnd reason. In mnny re spects the condition represents somo of tho varieties of hypnotism, differ ing from them only tu the mutter of ab solute auto-suggestion, ns ngnliiBt tho domination of nn outside party. The causes of tho troublo arc quite obscure at least no dellnltc ones nro given by medical authorities. It Is reasonable to Infer, however, that In tho aggravated cases tho disorder has n cerebral origin akin to some of tho varieties of epilepsy and requires tho usual treatment applied to the latter affection. New York Herald. Tho Dying- Cadet. A youth, n would-lni soldier, Iny wound ed at West Point, Ills chin was badly shuttered, his noso was out of Joint; Ills brcnth cnuio hard and Jerky, at times bunched Into hIrIih, And dnrksotuo wns tho color thnt hung about his eyes. A kneeling comrade nsked him what mes- snge lie should take Unto his distant kinsfolk, nnd thus tho victim Mpnko: "Go break It to them gently that when ho died their Hob Was thinking of old Podunk, old Podtink on tho Wnb. "Tell them In tender manner I died a soldier's death, Tho fumes of hot tobnsco entiiiigled with my breath, My none c lenr off Its bearings, my eyes as big ns moonx, My hulr shampooed with mustard, my stomach Bluffed with prunes. Thoy fed mo on hot olives served in cold nxlo grease, And when I inmlo wry fuccs thoy hissed llko horrid geese, And during the proceeding they laughed to hear me sob, And wish myself hi Podunk, In Podunk on tho Wab, "Thoy fed mo plaster pnrls, I think al most a peck, Then inndo me drink hot water till full up (o the neck, And my digestive organs, though always prompt ami pat, Wero not prepared to linmllo n contract such its that, And then, they snld, to teach mo to bear tho Ills of war, They forced between my palo lips a ChrlstniHtf-tltno cigar; Then well I knew tho sequel I'd Jump my earthly Job, And And n gravo at Podunk, at Podunk ou tho Wnb. "I laughed at their approaches with scorn when they begun To make of mo an olllcer ntid army gen tleman, I polished up tho rlllcs, swept out the stumps and quids And blacked tho army brogaus of Uncle Sammy's kids; Dut when I reached tho hardships of war I had to squeiil, My body wns not armored with Carno- glu's fnmed steel, And, comrade, plenso express me, when my heart has (-eased to throb, With military honors to Podunk on tho Wnb." Denver Evening Post, Prolltabln. Although tho cultivation of mush rooms Is on tho Increase, the prices are still ydl maintained, uh their uu also s Increasing, A J-ong Island grower says there Is profit in them, evpn when the wuolesnlo prlco Is twenty-five cents a pound or less, nnd some have gone Into the business In pita or caves made fpr tho purpose, nml others In cellars under burns ami even In the house cellar. Experts claim that a bed fifteen feet long can be made for ten dollars and should yield nlmut sevepty dollars worth of mushrooms In three mouths. t'o should want t'eso figures verified before going Into the business, but It Is said that many women have engaged In It. the work being light, suitable to their strength, nnd If she takes them to market In u basket on her arm sbo would receive about as much ns her husband would for u horse load of heavy produce. A Ilaohelor'a Idea. During tho first six mouths after a man gets married his wife expects him to tell all her friends that he knows he can never be worthy of such hnpplueus. New York Press. Forewarned, Forearmed The linbiltly to disease is greatly ler seitcd when the blood is m good con dition, nnd the circulation healthy nnd vigorous. For then nil refuse matter is promptly carried out of the system ; otherwise it would rapidly accumulate fermentation would tnke place, the blood become polluted nnd tiie consti tution so weakened thnt a simple malady might result seriously. A healthy, active circulation means good digestion nnd strong, healthy nerves. Aa a blood purifier and tonic S. S. S. has no equal. It is the safest nnd best remedy for old people nttd children because it contains no minerals, but is made exclusively of roots nnd herbs. No other remedy so thoroughly andi effectually cleanses the blood of im-' purities. At the same time it builds up the weak nnd de bilitated, nnd reno vates the entire sys tem. It cures permanently all manner of blood nnd skin troubles. Mr. n. n. Kolly, of Urbana, O., wrltost "I had Ectoma on my hands and faoo for flvo yours. It would broak out In little whtto puatuloa, oruats would form. and dropoff, leaving the akin rod nnd Inflam ed. Tho dootorn dtd mo no stood. I used all tho modlcatod soaps and salvoa without bonellt. 8, 8. 8. oured mo, and tny akin Is as olear and smooth aa any one's." Mrs. Henry Siegfried, of Capo May. It, J,, says that ttvanty-one bottles of B. H. 8. ouroclhorof Oanoer of the broaat. Doc tors and Xrionds thought her caso hope less. Richard T. Gardner, riorenoe, 8. O., uiforod for rears with Bolls. Two bot ties of 8. 8. 8. put his blood In good con dition and the Uotls dlaappoarod. Send for our free book, nnd write our physicians about your cose. Medical advice free. THE SWIFT 6PECIFI0 CO., ATLANTA, A. For Telephone Girls. Shower baths aro being put In tho Paris telephone exchanges for tho uso of tho telophono girls. It Is thought that this will aid them In keeping their health, In America tho girls In mnny telophono exchanges havo long enjoyed this comfort. Absurd Sayings. Do Tnnquo Conventional saluta tions nro absurd. A mnn will often say absent mtndedly thnt It's a nlco day, whon It's raining cats nnd dogs, O'Soaquo Yes; I .treated a blind man to a drink yestorduy, and ho Bald: "Horo's looking at you." Philadelphia Record. Not Hard to Suit. Executive I would appoint your man, but ho Is too Ignorant for tho pollco forco. Heeler Don put him on do school board. Moonshine To Increase Governor's 8alary. A proposition Is being urged in Ton nesseo to Increase tho salary of tho govornor to S5000 a year. It Is now 14000. It Is thought nlso that tho stnto should supply an executive man sion for his uso. Pain From a Hornet'a Stlno. Tho pain produced by n hornet's sting Is caused by a poison Injectod Into tho wound and so Instantaneous In Its offoct as to causu tho attack of this Insect to rcsomblu a violent blow In tho fnco. New Zealand War Medals. Tho Now Zoaland government in tonds.to strlko 140,000 war commem oration moduls, and to dlstrlbuto thorn among tho school children of tho col ony. .Tho cost will bo about 12,000. Circumference of England and Wales. If a cyclist wero to rldo around the coast of England and Wales, he would cover a distance of about 2C00 miles. Manufacture of Glucose, aiucoso Is now manufactured large ly from corn starch. Its commercial vuluo lies In Its uso as an adulterant of cano and beet sugar. Spheres of Influence. "Sphorcs of Influenco" embrace pretty much all that Is worth appro priating of Africa, territorially six sovenths of tho continent. No Sunday Shines In Boston. Bootblacks may not do business In Doston on Sunday. Negro Official In a Trade Union, It Is tho custom of the Alabama district of tho United Mlno Workers to elect a negro as vice-president. i Ahead of Time. Hostler What was that man talk lag about? Livery Proprietor Ho said h merely camo In to ask If wo were going to havo any automobile sleighs to hire out. Indianapolis Journal, The Smalltit SalarY Paid a Governor, The smallest salury paid to uny governor o( a state in the United Stnte is that of the governor ol Vermont, who receives only $1,600 a year. The Art.Boa. "Why, Madge, where are all tht tassels on your new toa?" "Ob, I stepped on om of them nuH other people stopped ou the rest." PERPETUAL-MOTION MACHINE.' Exhibit nt Pnrla Kxpotltlon Feci" In il ly Answers All Kt-nnlrcitictits. At the Paris exposition was n very curious exhibit In the form of u clock which attracted much attention from visitors. It wns placed In n glass caso to protect Its delicate working parts from meddlers. It was self-moving nnd It ran two months during the expo sition without stopping nml without having been wound up by any outside force surreptitiously. There wns' no reason why It should havo stopped, says Electricity, for It was a true form of perpetual movement within the lim it, however, of the wenrlng out of its mechanism. Its Inventor was cunblcd to obtain these results by very Ingeniously com bining n Bystcm of levers, or hinged residual magnetic armatures, which moved n wheel continuously nround Its axis for the purpose of winding up a spring, consequently the clock was only nn nccessory, for tho apparatus could be used for other purposes and the construction of the wheel or mov ing mechanism nloue contains tho In teresting features of tho Invention, There nre two circles composed of levers which arc placed on the two sldo faces of tho rim of a large wheel. These two sets of levers form an nnglo of -15 degrees with each other, and nt their outer ends counterweights nro attached to the longer arm of each lev er. From the start wo conclude that the counterweights on the side farthest from the center of tho wheel would rKIU'KTUAI.-MOTIOM tVIIKKI.. give n preponderating turning force to tho wheel, causing t to turn with a cir cular movement. ' Tho wheel mnUes four turns per min ute, nnd Its moveineni'ls rcgulnted by a centrifugal governor put In motion through an endless cllaln. When tho wheel In Its movement brings the short arm of one of the lov ers, which may be called an armature, to the face of the pill ley the phenom enon of magnetic repulsion takes place, which causes the long arm of tho lover with the counterweight to rlso to n vertical position, while the further mo tion of the wheel causes It to fall to the other side from the vertical posi tion, thus making It add Its weight 'to each of the others which have preceded It to keep tho wheel In mot Inn, 'V-'ie motion of the wheel Is transmit ted to the clock spring through a pin ion placed on the axle which meshes Into a toothed wheel, which at' Its cen ter has an endless screw acting on an other smaller wheel, whose axle pin Ion rests ou the wheel of the drum which winds ;tp thu spring. Woes .f a Now Member. Wall street gossip Iiiih attributed tho palm for hard luck to a recjntly elect ed member of the Stock nnciiange who purchiiM'd n lot of valuable experlonco at a very high price, Ho paid nearly $50,000 for his seat, and although ho wiih not Violl versed1 Iu the business douo on tho lloor he plunged Into It with n courage commensurate to his Ignorance. He misunderstood his or ders and ho neglected occasionally to inako a memorandum of his salos. When ho found that- n customer hud nsked hlin to sell a certain stocky In stead of buy It. ns hu had done, ho tried to make good lls losses from his blunder by taking a small gamble on his own account. Business on thu Stock Kxchaiigu Is done Iu a rush In these days, Mid thu man who hesitates or who Is slow-witted II mis himself outclassed. This new member nt thu end of his tlrst mouth ou tho exchange balanced up his business and found that his losses duo to his own blunder In executing orders for his custotnerH had cost him nearly $50,000. Wall street Is now speculating ns to whether or not this broker Is going to demonstrate thnt his experience was worth the money. Now York Hun. Ilnr Hweet Iiikoiiiioumiichh. "Clmrloy, dear," said young Mm. Torklus, "1 am going to turn over a new leaf." "In what connection?" "I'm going to quit being superstiti ous. I liitve always disliked to begin unythlug ou Friday." "Yes. It Is very silly of you." "Well, your arguments havo con vinced mo. You know that new dress I was making to you about?" "Y-yea." "Well, I'm going to start out and buy the material ou Friday, Just to show I'm not afraid." Washington Star. Mining fur Timber. One of the most curl ous mines that Is worked Is in Tonkin, China, where ' In a sand formation at a depth of from 1-1 to 'JO feet there Is a deposit of tho stems of trees. Tho Chinese work this mine for the tlmler, which Is found In good condition and Is used'ln milking troughs ami for curving uud other purpobes, We have an Idea that u woman has to bo uiiBcltlsh to llvo comfortably through that period when her oiiu pre fer young girls to her, and her hus band begins to take his daughters our aud leave her at home. I V1 'II i ' '?! i i j .'i ? I.