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Aa to Rent Orentnei.
"Paw, do you believe thet," maw scd,
"about a man who can make lots of
muuny being as Grnte as Shalkspccr?
You no Uiey arc a Collldgc professoi
says so."
"Of corse," paw told her. "I'm
Baptised nobuddy thot about it before.
It's as plain ns the hare on a Dawg.
What's the slue of aruteucss enny
way?" paw says, "flow can you tel
whether a purson Is Grate or not?"
"By the things he does," maw told
nim.
"Every little while you say sumthlng
that Nearly parulllzes me, maw," paw
anscrd, "becoz they are gleams of rea
son in it as bflte as a Sunbeam shining
thru a not Hole. But that alu't all they
are to It Evorybuddy cau do Sumthlng.
So you haft to find out If abuddy Is
Urate or not by Seeing If he can do
sumthlng other people Can't do. Evory
buddy can get down on their nccs and
pray and be good If they want to, so
they are nothing great about that. If
only one person Could do It he would
bo the gratest man on Erth, bar none.
"Corbutt was a grate man when ho
was tho only one that Could lick John
L., but after while it got so neerly enny
buddy could come along and Do It, so
Corbutt wasn't grate enny more. That's
tho Way It Is all thru Life. Shalkspeer
rote poetry, and If nobuddy else could
do that X mite think ho was a pritty
Good little mnn yet; but there's where
the point Comes In. You can hire people
to rlto Poetry for twenty Cents a nour,
but when it Comes to making millions
It's different.
"Do you s'pose Shalkspeer could go
Down to tho Stock yards tomorrow
morning and start up a packing plant
and Ilun it bo they wouldn't bo enny
thing go to Waste from the steer's Eye
brows to the End of tho longest Hare
in his tall and make $14 a minute at It?
I gc8s not! But If a grate Packer Want
ed to rlto poetry all He would haft tc
do would be to turn around to Ills ston
ograffer aid say:
" 'Here, take this down.'
"Or if he hadn't time he could get one
of tho Bookkeepers to Do It for him.
"And look at Browning. They list to
think h. was a Grate man, too, becoz
they Had clubs ln'ltoston that couldn't
lint' Hit what his poetry meant, but
Bluco they are poets In neerly every
town From Canal Dover, Ohio, to tho
Sand Which Islands that can rite poems
without enny Bents to them Browning
don't cut enny more Figure than a pupp
in a Fly wheel.
"So that's why I say the professor Is
Rite. Tho greatest man In the world
is the one that Can do Sumthlng other
pccplo can't do, mid Shalkspeer never
made, a million Dollars n year in his
life."
"Well." maw art, "who Is tho great
eat man fnliio world, enny way?"
"It ain't a Irian," paw told her. It's
the old Empress Dowldger. She's the
only person I no of That can hold an
Emperor's head under the spout with
one Hand and pump w'lth the Other."
Chicago Times-Herald.
Tho Care or Plants.
The health of plants, like that of chil
dren, depends largely upon the atten
tion they get, especially during the whi
ter season.
Delicate- plants should be housed be
fore frosts become sex ere, and It is Sep
tember generally that they are re
moved to tho greenhouses or conserva
tories. It is a good rule, after they have
been removed to their winter quarters,
to seo that -ono plant doe-i not touch an
other, because not only do blights pass
from ono leaf to another, but coming
in constant contact the leaves become
shriveled and sometimes withered.
Once a week there should be a
"house-cleaning" In tho nursery, when
tho stands should be dusted and tho
leaves washed or attended.
Plenty of fresh air Is as necessary to
a plant's health as to a child's, and It Is
a great mistake to keep tho conserva
tory constantly closed during the win
ter. Fresh air should now and then be
allowed to sweep through tho room.
With regard to temperature, an even
wannth of from CO to 70 degrees, with
sunshine In the daytime, going down to
45 degrees (but not lower) on cold
nights, will carry most plants safely
through tho winter, and It Is not desir
able to keep up great heat In the con
servatory at any time; for plants, when
in flower, last longer in a moderate
warmth, and are less likely to feel the
severe cold which sometimes sets in
than, when unduly coddled,
Exery faded flower and yellow leaf
should be removed at once from the
plants, keeping everything fresh aud
clean; not only do the plants look the
better for this little attention, but they
will bloom longer and become less ex
hausted in doing so thau when they are
allowed to seed. Philadelphia North
American.
MoROframa in Leather I'uraea
In place of the brass or sliver .mono
grams for the finger purses that are
used so generally by women the letters
now are carved In the leather. This Is
done only In the high-grade purses
made of the best pig or calf skin, and is
by no means Inexpensive, costing from.
75 cents to 93, according to the Intrica
cy of the lettering. The metal letters
became too common to be satisfactory
to the fastidious, especially as it was
rather a conspicuous form of publish
ing one's identity. New York Press.
The man is a ool who imagines he
can turn the current of a woman's will
by force.
Poverty humbles prUa. U' Impossi
ble for a short man to carry,! head
fcbjk.
PROMINENT MENflVHQ
HT is the very essence of a presidential
election that some candidate must get
left. Some one must be disappointed.
And in the history of the republic-many
Bleat men have sought and lost this cov
eted prize. Three great names stand out
prominently in the list Cloy, Webster
and, Blalue each the idol of his party,
each the victim of political scheming.
Aaron Burr, just n hundred jears ago,
missed the presidency by the narrowest
margin. He was an adept In political
Intrigue, with a magnetic personality and
a bitlllaut mind .that won him eiuul favor
In the ejes of the voters with Jefferson.
Each received seventy-three votes and
this threw the election Into the House of
Representatives. Thltt-lhc ballots were
taken without result.
The Federalists nerc anxious to defeat
Jeffeisou and they gave their support to
Buir until the thirty-sixth ballot. Then,
Burr refused to give pledges required of
him, their support was withdrawn and
Jeffeisou was chosen. In accordance
with the law of those days Burr became
Vlce-Presldeut. But he was n disap
pointed man. Follow lug his defeat for
the presidency camo the fatal duel with
Hamilton, the Blcnnerhasset seaudal, his
traitorous attempt to divide the country,
his temporary exile and social obscurity.
De Witt Clinton was Major of New
York City for several terms, as well as
United States Senator and Governor of
New York State. He was popular with
the people, but his stroug character made
him many political enemies. When Pres
Went Madison was renominated for a sec-
ond term Clinton took the field ncn
Inst
hi in and made a hard fight, but lost for
incK or the tote of one State, of which
he had felt sure. Ills fame It secure,
however, as the "Father of tho Erie
Canal."
Henry Clay, like Blaine, made repeated
attempts to secure the presidency, only
to fall each time. It Is a coincidence
that each would have succeeded were It
not for the blunders of too zealous sup
porters. "Harry of tho West" tried for
the prize In 1824, when John Qtilncy Ad
ams was elected, also In 183'J, when he
BAVARIA'S HALL OF FAME.
Idea Cryatalllzcd In America la Not an
Orlu-lnnt One,
America Is not entitled to claim orig
inality In her purposo to erect u hull of
fume ut the University of New York.
Bavnrht originated the Idea long ago
aud a hall of fame exists In Munich to
day. It Is known ns "Dc Ruhmcs
halle," aud overlooks the newer part of
the city and tho Thcreslenwlese. Tho
hall was begun In 18-C1 under tho su
pervision of the architect Klcms and
wus completed ten years later. It Is In
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tho form of a colonnade, seventy me
ters loug and thirty-two meters wide,
and has two projecting wings which
partly inclose tho statue of Bavaria.
This is a gigantic iron figure, 110 feet
high, weighing 04,177 kilograms, de
signed by Schwanthaler.
Along the front colonnade of the
Rubmeahalle there are eighty busts of
famous Bavarians. These are exposed
to the air, but tho Doric columns are
so arranged that they protect the busts
in a measure.
TRIFLES NOT LIGHT AS AIR.
Blight Cajtsce that Have Heaulted In
.loiucutoue Krcnta.
Only a short time ago the ancient
Swan Hotel at Ipswich, England, was
destrojed by a tire, which originated
through rats gnawing matches.
The sudden appearance of a hilarious
mouse among the occupants of the gal
lery of the Victoria Theater, Westmin
ster, on boxing night, 1858, started a
panic, which resulted In the death of
fifteen people.
A mongtel cur strayed on the St.
Leger course some years ago, Just as
the field swept by. Seven horses came
down In a heap, and of the jockeys who
were riding them lire were hurt three
aertously.
To win a bet of 2 pence a little pit
lad, employed at tho Feradale colliery,
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was overwhelmingly defeated by Andrew
Jacksdn. In 1840 the adoption of tho
unit rule prevented Clay's nomination tu
stead C William Ilenrr Harrison.
rn
1 1844 the Whigs nominated him by nccla
tnatlcji and Clay's election seemed cer
tain, I Rut his Southern adherents blun
dered by Inducing him to favor the an
nexatlpn of Tcxus, nnd that lost him the
votes pf thousands of nntl slavery men.
The Whigs won In 1848 and Cloy would
havo been their choice If Gen. Taylor's
newly J made mllltnry leputatlon hud not
given the nomination to that hero.
Danjcl Webser s another great per
sonnllt among tlm unsuccessful aspir
ants t the presidency. Had he con
sented ji 1848 to accept the nomination
In tho'Rbondda Valley, picked the lock
of hit safety lamp with an ordinary
halrplj. Ho himself, together with
ucarl) 200 of his mates, perished iu the
explosion which followed.
At -ihooburyiioHS some fifteen years
ago Col. Francis Lyon Invented a new
kind 3f sensitive fuso for big caliber
shells, and Invited a number of gun
nery -jixpcrtB to bo present at tho trials.
On tho night prior to the day on which
tho etxpcrlmcntH wero to he made he
locked up a number of the fuses In a
shed In which there wero somo fowls.
The chickens star'ed scratching, aud
the dust flow up and settled on the
thread of the screws of tho fuses.
When, next morning, au unfortunate
guner started to fix one to a live shell,
the missile went off, killing the opera
tor, Hue investor and flvo other persons.
BuVrowlug rabbits so weakened the
foundations of a tall chimney at deck
heaton, Yorkshire, that It fell, crushing
to death ifteeu people.
The gambols of a big retriever some
say the playful antics of two children
sufBed to wreck the west coach Scotch
express last year. A luggage trolley
was started, ran down the sloping plat
form and toppled over onto the line in
frost of the train.
The Esperanza was cast away on the
coast of Chill through a toddler of 5
Kcddllag with the compasses. She bad
oa board slsety-seven souls, and all but
eleven perished. Among the saved was
the Innocent cause of the terrible catas
trophe. A Are which was directly responsible
for (be loss of more lives than any oth
er slugle conflagration, originated
through the vagaries of a tarantula.
Thefsceae was Santiago and a grand
religions festival was taking place in
the prhwlpal cathedral. The building
wtu a sea of drapery, flooded with ev
ery variety of illumination.
Twenty thousand silver lamps were
is tntt Miufe and the acolyte ware busy
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BEEN DISAPPOINTED IN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS
as Vice-President on tho ticket with
Zachory Taylor he would, upon the hit
ter's denth in 1850, have become Presi
dent. In 1851! Webster's friends made a
determined effort to secure him the nomi
nation, but party jealousy made their ef
forts useless. This great man felt keen
ly the disappointment of his hopes, nnd
his death occurred on Oct. !!4 that same
J ear.
Lewis Cnss, who was very prominent
In national polities sixty years ago, had
two narrow escapes from presidential
lightning. In 1844 nn unexpected ad
journment of the Democratic convention
just ns Cass was about to he nominated
gave time for n successful combination
against him In favor of James K. Polk.
.tho 2,000 . ion, tho grand
altar when tho errant spider skipped
into the central nlsle nnd alarmed a
lady, who screamed. Tho acolytes, or
somo of thorn, looked nroiind to ascer
tain tho cause of the commotion nnd
ouu of tho naked lights they carried
camo In contact with the drapery of a
colossal ilguro of tho virgin. A few
minutes later tho vast cathedral was a
raging furnace, In which wero being
consumed more than 2,000 bodies.
Stray Stories.
PASSION PLAY REALISTIC
Lilian Hell Describe the Acting- of the
I'eaannta of Obcriiiniiieruaii.
In tho Woman's Homo Companion
Lilian Boll writes of her experiences at
Oberummcrgau and of tho lmpresslous
mnde upou her by tho grent Christ
dranin. She concludes with these vivid
words:
"As to the play itself, I wish I need
say nothing about it. My mind, my
heart, my soul, havo all been wrenched
and twisted with such emotion as is
not pleasant to feel nor expedient to
speak about. It was too real, too
heart-rending, too awful. I hate, I nbhor
myself for feeling things so acutely. I
wish I were a skoptlc, it scoffer, an
nthelst. I wish I could put my mind
on tho tnvchnnlsm of the play. I wish
I could believe that it all took place two
'thousand years ago. I wish I didn't
know that this suffering on tho stage
was all actual. I wish I thought these
people wero really Tyrolese peasants,
wood-carvers aud itotters, and that all
this agony wos only n play. I hato tho
women who nre weeping around me,
I hato the men who are lotting tho tears
run down their cheeks nnd whose shoul
ders nro heaving with their sobs. It
Is so awful to see a man cry)
"But no, it Is all true. It is taking
placo now. I am one of tho women at
the foot of the cross. Tho anguish, tho
crjes. the sobs, aro all real. They pierce
my heart The cross, with its piteous
uuruen, is outlined against the real sky,
The green bill beyond is Calvary, Doves
flutter in and out, ami buttertllos dart
across the shafts of sunlight. Tho ex
pression on Christ's face is one of an
gulsh, forgiveness and pity unspeakable.
Then his head drops forward on hU
breast, it grows dark, tho weeping be
comes lamentation, and as they ap
proach to thrust the spear Into his side,
from wbich, I have been told, tho blood
and water really may be seen to pour
forth, I turn faint and sick and close
my efeu. It has gone too far. I am no
longer myself, but a disorganized heap
of racked nerves and hysterical weep
ing, and not oven the descent from tho
cross, the rising from the dead nor the
triumphant ascension can console mo
nor restore my balanco. The Passion
Play but once in a lifetime,"
Japuu in Hearcli of Liens,
Japan's efforts towards WeUru civ
ilization and methods take a uSw de-
In 1848 Cass was United States Sen
ator, hut resigned when the Democrats
nominated him for the presidency. Ovr
lng to tho opposition of the Krec Sollera,
he did not receive the electoral vote ol
New York State, and the Whig candi
date, Taylor, won the prize.
Horace Greclejr's .defeat in the presi
dential contest of 1872, with Its direful
aftermath, was n political tragedy. High
In the councils of the Republican party,
respected by the whole people, Greeley
put aside the political principles of a
lifetime to became the cnndldate of Dem
ocracy. Overwhelming defeat broke his
generous hcarf and was quickly followed
by death.
Samuel J. Tlldcn's failure to be Inau
gurated ns President of the UnUed States
Is the ono weak link In the presidential
chain that connects the present with th
dawn of the republic.
The result of tho contest In 1870 was
in doubt from the close of the polls on
election day until March i, 1877, when
the electoral commission appointed to set
tle the matter decided that Rutherford
B. Hnycs had received 185 votes as
ngnlnst 184 for Samuel J. Tildcn.
It was a perilous period, nnd the nation
owes much to the man who refrained
from speaking tho word that might havs
plunged tho country into civil war.
James G. Blaine, the "Plumed
Knight," Is perhaps the saddest figure in
the galaxy of American star statesmea
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who have sought the presidency, but
sought in vain. For a score of years hli
name Was ulwnys uppermost In the pub
lic mind whenever the Republican party
met In convention, In 187(1 the nomina
tion was almost wltliln his grasp. In
1880 he received a first ballot vote of
1284, but he and General Grant, his
strongest rival, had both to step aside for
the compromise candidate, Garfield. In
1884 he wns certain of victory, but failed
through the loss of New York State lf)
the narrow margin of 1,047 votes.
Among other well-known men whs
tried to bo President and failed wcr
Gen. McClcllan, Gen. Hancock, Benja
min F, Butler, William J. Bryan and
Admiral Dewey.
pnrtur vcry day.. Tin -,ct-tf"-
of tho enterprising null (ties of lh
Flowery Land Is Iu th.ilrectlou'oi
architecture, a matter tin which up to
tho present Japan baa-been particularly;
nniifkiitrvntlva-i '
It will bo remembered that tho Crown
Princo Yoshlhlto was married a short I
tlmo ugo and amid universal rejoicing.
it nas ueen round that there Is no place
Hiilllclently magnificent to accommo
date tho royal couple, nnd it has, there
fore, been decided to, build near Toklo
a dwelling which Html) rival in splen
dor anything existing In tho East and
imsslbly even surpass the royal palaces
of Europe und tho magnificent struc
tures of America.
To achieve this object it was neces
sary that Jnpan'a architects should ae
somo of tho buildings of, tho West, and
accordingly Prof. Toro Iwauiura ana
Mr. Sauo, tho former a member of the
Toklo Academy of Fine Arts, and tho
later nn architect in tho employ of the
Japanese Government, have started on
n tour with this purpose in vlow. Aftor
visiting various cities In tho United
States and Canada they will extend
their tour to Europe, London Dolly
Mall.
Culled Todily h Lob-Uer.
As Governor Roosevelt and two o(hor
men wero crossing 83d street, New
York, from tho Republican headquar
ters, they mot Lieutenant Governor
Woodruff and tho party stood talking;
on tho car tracks until they wero al
most run down by n street car.
"Get off tho track, you big Jobster,"
fthouturi tho motoriiinu to Governor
Roosevelt and Lieutenant Governor
Woodruff, as (hey were shaking hands,
"Aro you trying to hold up this car?"
"That's tho aovornor," remurkod a
man on tho car.
"Take It all back, Governor; I'm tho
lobster," said tho motorman, taking off
his hat to tho Governor, who waved his)
hand and laughed.
No Place Iilko Home.
An Atchison man took 'sick; Saturday
and decided to stay home till he got
rested He was back at work .Monday.
Ills wife had asked him within a few
hours to take care of the baby, to chop
onions for pickles, lo grind the coffee,
to dress the chicken, and to milk the
cow "while he was resting." Atchlsos
Globe.
Effect of a Lovely "Ad.'
Fair Vlltor So you have really de
cided sot to sell your house?
Fair Hostess Yes, You seo wo placed
tho matter in the hands of a real estate
agent After roading Ida lovely.adver
tlsemcnt neltlter John nor myself could
think of parting with such a wouderful
aud perfect homo. London Tit-Bits.
Short Ono "Oo asy, TJni; ut'a tree
molles that's before us;" Tall One
"Sure an thot'a phy Ol'in hurryin; 01
want to git there before' I git all tired
out!"- Llyu Life,
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