c THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 25, 1912 1 Jordan Studio. IT IS CLEAR TO ME THAT DEPRECIATION IN VALUE OF GOLD IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WORLDWIDE ADVANCE IN PRICES JUST AS HIGH PRICES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIGH WAGES, HIGH INTEREST, LOW PROFITS, DISCONTENT, ETC. GOLD IS CHEAP BECAUSE IT IS MORE PLENTIFUL THAN EVER BEFORE. ITS SUPPLY IS INCREASING FASTER THAN ARE THE SUPPLIES OF OTHER PRODUCTS BECAUSE ITS COST OF PRODUCTION IS RELATIVELY CHEAPER THAT IS, THE PROFITS OF PRODUCING GOLD ARE TODAY GREATER THAN ARE THE PROFITS OF PRO DUCING MOST OTHER COMMODITIES. It 19 the cost of producing a commodity that in the end deter mines its exchange value with other commodities. Gold is no excep tion. The annual output of gold is now nearly $500,000,000, or more than four times what it was in 1890. More gold will be produced this year than was produced in the forty years from 1800 to 1840. The world's stock of monetary gold now exceeds $8,000,000,000 against $5,025,500,000 in 1901 and $3,901,900,000 in 1S92. Thus within twenty years the world's OUTPUT OF GOLD HAS QUADRUPLED, while the stored up supply has more than doiillcd. Of course tliere has been no similar increase in the supply r( other coin mod i lies the things that exchange for gold. That is ll.o ronton why GOLD IS CHEAPER AND OTHER TI1INGS DEARER. There is no mystery about it. The fact that the gold output is likely to increase, the cost of living to rise and our troubles to multiply for some years to come threatens still further discontent. The business and commercial world i3 entitled to the quickest pos sible relief from the present disturbed conditions. If there ever has Lorn a need for real statesmanship since the Declaration of Inde pendence was signed it is now. INFLATION OF PRICES AND LAND VALUES CANNOT WITHOUT RESULTING IN NEWS NOTES FROM AROUNDTHE STATE Portland, Ore., Dec. 24 Probably the most Interesting feature of the Oregon Irrigation CongreBS to be held here January Si ll will be a session given up to the actual experiences of the farmers on irrigated lands. This series of talks will be highly instruc tive and show just what is needed to aid irrigation In Oregon." There will aviso be addresses and discussions by wpll known authorities on the various phases of irrigation that will be well worth hearing. The three-day session will conclude with a banquet. Oregon people who visited the land shows at Minneapolis and Chicago ad vise that this state make a stronger showing than ever next year. They say many people were attracted to the the opportunities here by the Oregon products exhibited and next year will ee many newcomers in the state as a result. Oregon is preeminent among the states in the value and amount of standing timber, according to the re port of Jhe State Board of Forestry. Not only that, but it has one-fifth of all the standing timber in the United States, and Oregon now stands fourth - in the annual cut of lumber. Goldendale has carried out a good Idea. This was the celebration of "Alfalfa Day" last week, when this valuable plant was discussed by ex perts from every standpoint. As a result, alfalfa will be grown more gen erally In that district. The director of the census is pre paring to issue complete figures on agricultural production of this state for 1909. lie finds that Oregon pro duced crops in that year to the value of I49.041.0UO. Vacant lots in cities and towns - should be used to grow poutlry, ac cording to Secretary Minson of the Oregon Poultry Association. He de clares that egg and poultry produc tion would be Increased 25 per cent tf this were done. CorvaJils will have a connection with the Oregon Electric Railway by April, according to present plans.A branch will be built from the main line, crooning on a new county bridge to le built over the Willamette River They have tried to kill the head of the Hungarian diet. Every house keeper knows that there is always trouble for people who are running the diet Increase of Gold Has Raised Cost of Living By WILLIAM L. DOUGLAS, Former Governor of Massachusetts CONTINUE MUCH LONGER A GRAVE WORLD CRISIS. FARMERS MAY GET THESE BULLETINS A list of 14 bulletins and circulars issued by the Oregon Agricultural College which are now available to all who will write for them to the ex tension division is as follows: Bulletins Number 102 Digestibility of Kale, Vetch, Hay, Steamed and Unsteamed Silage by Professors Withycombe and Bradley. Number 103 Mortality of Incuba tor Chicks by Professor Pernot. Number 111 Orchard Management, by Professor Lewis. Number 112 Soils of Oregon, by C. E. Bradley. Number 113 Orchard Irrigation Studies in Rogue River Valley, by Professors Lewis, Kraus and Rees. Circulars. Number 12 Three Species of Plant Lice in Oregon, by Professor Wilson. Number 13 Orchard Sprays and Spraying, by Professors Cordley and Jackson. Number 18 Swine , Husbandry, by Professors Withycombe and Potter. Number 19 Oregon Station Trap Nest, by Professor Dryden. Number 20 The Pollination Ques tion, by Proffessor Kraus. Extension Bulletins Series. 4, No. 1 Highway Improve- ment.Earth Roads and Culverts, by Professor Ay res. Series 4, No. 46 Road Materials in the Willamette Valley, by Proffes or Parks. Series 5, No. 2 Economic Geological Resources of Oregon, by Proffessor Parks. Poultry Book Issued Practically everything about chick ens is told in a 30 page booklet entitl ed. "Poultry Profits in Western Ore gon," Just issued by the Southern Pac ific company. The object of the book is to encourage diversified farming, and particularly the raising of poul try In Western Oregon. Personal experiences and records of poultry raisers in the western part of the state, together with suggestions and advice from those who have been successful, are included in the text of the issue. The booklet Is well Illus trated with reproductions from photo graphs of Oregon chicken ranches. Many a man who becomes enthus iastic over the "back to the farm" movement can with difficulty oper ate a lawn mower in the shade. EASTERN OREGON HONORS ITS BISHOP Rt. Rev. Robert L. Paddock, Bishop of Eastern Oregon, was the recipient of many telegrams and other messages of congratulation Wednesday upon the fifth anniversary of his consecra tion. From his scattered flock in many frontier towns came words of kindness, all showing a deep admira tion for the bishop and gratitude for the ministrations which he has car ried on under circumstances which would daunt any but the strongest and most zealous. Because Bishop Paddock makes his home here, it was the privilege of the church people and his friends in Hood River to take an active part in ob serving the anniversary. Bishop Charles ScaJding of Portland was here as well as Archdeacon Chambers and a number or clergy, services were held at St. Mark's Church in the morn ing. Bishop Scadding preached the sermon and took occasion to congratu late Bishop Paddock on the work he had accomplished and the affectionate regard he has won throughout the dio cese. A luncheon was given the visiting clergy at the rectory by the ladies of the Guild. In the evening a re ception was held at the rectory. Af ter refreshments a number of musical numbers were enjoyed, among those who contributed being Mrs. Reming ton, Miss Carlisle, Mrs. Oxborrow, Mrs- Schmeltzer and Mrs. Hinrichs. Bish op Scadding was then called upon for a rew remarks. Mr. Simpson read some of the congratulatory messages that Bishop Paddock had received. Afterwards Bishop Paddock made a few happy remarks, emphasizing par ticularly the great pleasure which the day had brought to him. The decorations at the different events were in keeping with the signif icance of the day. The rectory was profusely decorated with Oregon grape in recognition of the fact that Bishop Paddock is an Oregon bishop. At the luncheon given at noon violets were used, purple being the ecclesiastical color. Among the other enjoyable events of the day was a delicious dinner serv ed at the Mt. Hood Hotel in the even ing at which the visiting clergymen and guests of honor were entertained by Rev. and Mrs. Simpson. The clergy of Eastern Oregon show ed their regard for Bishop Paddock by giving him a handsome alligator skin traveling bag. This was presented by Rev. Mr. Quinney of Pendleton after luncheon. Mrs. C. J. Crandall of The Dalles, president of the House of Church women, was among the guests of hon or at the day's functions. WHITE SALMON (From the Enterprise) Walter Higgins of the Heights left last week for Chicago via Seattle. Be fore he returns he will visit Mobile and other points in the South. The White Salmon delegation is set tled in California as follows: D. W. Dexter, Pasadena; E. E. Mills, Los Angeles; H. W. Day, Glendale near Los Angeles; C. W. Reckers, Burnett; Captain Cook, San Diego. G. C. Dodson of the Snowden dis trict was in White Salmon Saturday. He says that he has heard that a hotel is to be built, a blacksmith shop and a small store is a probability. The mill of the Major Creek Lum ber Company has shut down until the first of the year. In the meantime the huge boilers will be reset, having been put in wrong. Closing the mill, of course, delays work on the flume, a long stretch of which has been built. By next spring the White Salmon Orchards Development Company will have 100 acres in trees. The company of which J. B. Carey is orchard mana ger already has 35 acres Into fruit, largely Newtown, Spitz and pears, Newtowns predominating. The land for their first section of development is now slashed and grubbed, Mr. Carey having had a crew hustling all rail and the early winter. Oevil Scores on Parson Two robberies in one night was the chief sensation at Lyle last week The devil scored on Rev. Magwood by rob bing him of his new 50 suit and $30 in money. The Hlnkley house was also entered while the occupants were at the church bazaar and a pocket book containing money was taken. The Washitigtonian believes It was local talent. The Enterprise wonders how a preacher came to have that much money. That Rag Time Violinl You ought to hear the Arena bro thers play dance music. Christmas dance this evening, December 25, at Dance New Year's evening at Mt. Hood. . No Relief for Blnks .Blnks: "1 hope this Balkan war will cut out those Turkish atrocities." Jinks: "Ditto here. I never could smoke tbe blamed things." A MEETING WITH TURNER. Th Artist Simply Enragsd the Man) Who Longed to 6 Him. A print hoi In London, kept by a man who thoroughly understood and appreciated the wares in which be dealt, once displayed in its window a One but much stained and damaged engraving one of a set from Turner's clotures. Turner chanced to pasa and notice it and promptly bounced Into the shop and began to abuse the dealer. "It's a cou fou tided shame to treat an engraving like thiit!" be blustered. "What can you be thinking about to go and destroy a good thing? For It is a good thing, nil nd you.1" "I destroy it!" responded the dealer hotly. "What do you mean by saying I destroyed It? And who the mischief are you, I should like to know? You don't look as if you could understand a good print w hen you see one. I de stroy It! Bless my benrt, I bought it Just as It is, and I would rather keep it till doomsday than sell it to you! And why you should put yourself out about It I can't think!" "Why, I did it!" said Turner. "Did what? Did you spoil It? If you did you deserve" "No, no, man; ray name's Turner, and I did the drawing and engraved the plate from it." "Bless my heart!" ejaculated the print seller in a changed tone. "Is it possible you are the great Turner?" Then his temper rose again. "Well, sir," he added, "I have long desired to see you, and now that I have seen you I hope I shall never see you flgnln, for a more disagreeable person I have sel dom met." ODD USES OF WHALEBONE. Wigs Are Mads of It, and It Stiffens High Grsde Silks. The notion is popularly held that whalebone is derived from whales' ribs, although many persons believe that it comes from the tall of the big mammal. Both notions are Incorrect The function of whalebone in the life of the whale is of the utmost im portance. The inner edges of the whalebone plates are frayed Into In numerable hairlike processes, and the whole forms a sort of sieve whereby the whale may sift out Its food from the sea water. It must be remembered that the food of this gigantic crea ture consists chiefly of minute organ isms, crustneen, molluscs, etc., floating near the surface. When the whale opens its mouth and moves along a great multltudeof these minute forms of life And their way in. Then the whale closes its mouth, and the water is strained out through the whalebone sieve, and the food is re tained. The common uses of whalebone are known to everybody. It is, however, put to two uses not generally known even in England, where the fine inter nal fringes mentioned are employed in nnl making of barristers' wigs. By rea son of their lightness they retain the curl better tlinn does ordinary hair. Fine whalebone threads are also some times employed to stiffen the tissue In high grade silks. Harper's Weekly. Feeling For Death, For a week the self appointed guide to the blind on their daily walks bad noticed that the two men who were her special charges felt carefully of the wall on either side of the door of the asylum when passing in and Out. Since she was there to lead them, that precaution seemed not at all neces sary, and she Anally asked their rea son for it. "I am looking for crape on the door," one old mun told ber. "They don't like to let us know here In the asylum when any one dies for fear of making us feel bad, but they put crape on the door, and by feeling for it when we pass in and out we can find out for ourselves when one of us has gone." New York Times. A Train For Tyler. During Mr. Tyler's incumbency of tbe presidential office be arranged to make an excursion In some direction and sent his son Bob to arrange for a special train. It happened that tbe railroad superintendent was a strong Whig. As such he bad no favors to bestow on the president and Informed Bob that his road did not run any special trains for tbe president. "What!" said Bob. "Did you not fur nish n special train for the funeral of President rinrrtson?" "Yes." said the superintendent, "and if you'll bring your father In that condition you shall have tbe best train on the road." Genius and Work. Men give me credit for genius. All tbe genius I have lies just In this: When I have a subject in hand I study It profoundly. Doy and night it is be fore me. I explore it In all its bear ings. My mind becomes pervaded with it. Then the effort which I make the people are pleased to call the fruit of genius. It Is the fruit of labor and thought. Alexander Hamilton. The Literary Waitress. "Will you have a cerenl for your breakfast?" asked the waitress. "A serial? No, thank you," replied the witty guest. "1 should prefer some short stories." Whereupon she brought blm some lambs' tnll.-Chicgo Post A Mean Dig. Miss Pasnee I've bad many chances to mnrry. Only short time ago a man told me of his love. Miss Pert Did be also tell you the name of tbe lsdy?-Meggendorfer Blatter. A Jenlons msn always finds more tbsn be looks for.-Mlle. de Bcudery. JEWELS MADE OF ROSES. How the Dainty Petals Are Turneo Into Fre grant Trinkets. Tliere could scarcely be a lovelier gift than a string of tiny beads, an amulet or a trinket to slip among your kervlilef and laces to keep them sweet, made of roses and of the love and taste and patience that must go Into the fashioning of such a gift. The making of rose trinkets Is an undent custom revived, and rosaries niaile hundreds of years ago are fra grant today. Gather tbe rose petals when the dew Is on them and screen them clear of every foreign substance. Put the clean, dewy petals through a food ehoKr-the finer they are ground the bettor -ami all the bouse will smell of roses. Ppreud tbe pulp on a china platter and set it In the sun for three days, stirring in a few drops of spring water now and again to keep it moist When the pulp "works" in the sun and reaches tbe consistency of a light foamy dough that can be pressed smooth without crumbling it is ready to mold. Before they are quite dry run a good sized hatpin straight through tbe mid dle of the beads or amulets Into a board and set the board in the suu for ten days, uud they will grow hard and fragrant. Thread tbe beads on a strand of silk, the amulets on fine rib bon, and the older they grow the sweeter they will smelL Christian Herald. Plucky Birds. Compared with mammals, parental love Is stronger in birds, in protecting their nests and young, birds often show courage and strategy, more ot less of which Is doubtless Inherited. Even the so called dangerous main mills, the bears, mountain lluus, wild cats and other mammals that are best alile to protect themselves, seldom make a stand against domestic intru sion. Itiirely do they attempt to en tlce nn enemy from their home by strategic means. Put at the tirst warn ing of dainrer they either bide or watch the intruder from u safe distance. But there tnv very few sieiies of birds that do not attempt to defend theli homes In some way. nud even the most timid evince more intelligence than most ma mum Is. Collier's. New Years next; prepare to "reso lute." Wire Wound Continuous Stave WOOD STAVE PIPE KELLY BROS., Agents 4th St. Bet. Oak and State ' Phone 227-M Hood River. Ore. T. l. TWF.K1Y Mutual Insurance at 60 Per Ont of OUI Line Kate. Fire Insurance on Buildings in Course of Construction. Free. 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