THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 13. 1912 0 LOCAL AND PERSONAL Haut-r kraut at McGuIre Vroti. Try Home anil be couvlnced. K. E. Wbltney, pOMtolllL-e InMpti-tor, wan hero from Portlam! Friday and Snturduy. You don't know how good our luluce meat In until you try tt. At McUuIro Bros. W. II. Uodenblner, l'pMT Valley merchant, wat a 1'ortlauJ vlnltur the laot of the week. MImm Hazel IIolnien of Tnderwood ieut the week end here, k-uvlug Hood Klver for I'ortland. V. K. Folerir, formerly of thin city aud now of liorlng, hiui been aiiendliiK the pawt week liere. (Jive your order for corn beef to Mi-tlutre IlroH., for It'n the I nut In tli wu." Kverett A. Iirown of the Upper Valley made one of hlx Infrequent vIhUh to town the last of the week. Mr. and Mrs. 11. K. linrblHoi. have completed the harvesting of their crcp at Odell and have returned to Hlllstioro. ('buries L. Wheeler, formerly of this city ami now In the real estate bust ness In I'ortland, visited friends here Monday while en route to (iolden dale. Dr. J. F. Iteaumont spent several days lust week oil bis ranch here. 1 he doctor has shipped his extra fancy fruit to Jacob Schlff, a promt uent New York banker, on speclul order. Mrs. Jennie Brown had daughter, Nellie, of lifKoy, Mlun., arrived Mon day evening for a few weeks' visit at the F. V. Kadford nnd A. L. Page homes before going on to California toseud the winter. A. V. Stulx'nraucu of Washington, D. C, director of the horticultural field work, was a guest ut the Hotel Oregon last week. He was accoin panli d by B. B. I'ratt who Is making a study of the storuge problems In the Northwest. With Thanksgiving near ut hand, remember we will have some very line turkeys for our Thanksgiving trade. By ordering early you can get the choice of these birds. Don't forget the place. Call 4 and place your order. McUuIre Bros. Koss Crane, "the artistic genius," at Hellbronner Hall tomorrow (Thursday) evening. Of til 1 1) the i'ortland Journal said "We were not prepared for the extreme clever ness, the versatility uud rare humor ol Koss crime s work. Me Is a gen lus." Land of tha. Automat Germany might almost be called "tna lAiid of tbe automat" Automatic de vice of all kinds are popular and are used for a thousand purposes. At all postoffice stamps and post cards are old by automatic machines; at the rallwuy atatlona plutforiu tickets and suburban tickets are sold by automats; automat restaurants, where one ean se cure a glusa of beer, wine or liquor, a sandwich, square meal, cup of coffee, cbocolute, etc., by dropping- a coin In the alot, abound everywhere. Every city of 15,000 or 20,000 population and over has from one to several hundred tuch restaurants. At railway stations automats sell chocolate, candy, picture post cards and even a little kit of "first aid to the injured" containing a few drops of pain killer, bandages, needle, thread, etc. Ten pfennigs In a alot pens the door of toilet compartments, delivering a towel or piece of soap. A coin In a slot obtains a cigar, a tune from a mechanical music box, a pair of shoe strings, a collar button, a visit ing card, name plate for suit case, tells one's fortune or weight etc. United States Consular Report A PRACTICAL OBSERVATION. A group of town lads with whom tbe writer is acquuluted who are taking the agricultural course which was this fall added to their high school course have been busy at intervals during tbe past three weeks selecting and study ing seed corn. In selecting It in tbe field they have fouud as a result of their own observation that the ears which are suiOclently advanced to pick are borne at from six to ten Inches lower on the stalk than the average height of all tbe ears of tbe field. South of latitude 41.30 this matter of early maturity Is not so vital, for tbe growing season is usually from 125 to 130 days long, and large ears have time to mature, but in territory where the season is 115 days or less the selection of early maturing corn Is of great im portance. If tbe agricultural coarse referred to does nothing - more than bring this fact plainly to these boys and some of the farmers In the locality In which tbey live it will have been worth all It cost Flowara and Facts. There Is an Indianapolis attorney who Is known for his dignity and who rarely indulges in "flowery" oratory in arguing a case. Some years ago, bow- ever, be was engaged In a murder case In which tbe guilt of the prisoner was apparent and the lawyer's friends ad vised him to be "flowery" In an effort to appeal to tbe sentiment of tbe Ju rors. So the attorney took his friends' advice. "Down In tbe bills of old Kentucky stands a little cottage," be began. Around tbe cottage vines are clinging, and In tbe doorway stands a gray hair ed mother waiting "As I was saying, down In tbe hills of old Kentucky stand a little cottage. Around the cottage vines are clinging, and In tbe doorway stands a gray hair ed mother waiting" The lawyer paused, and his face turned red. 'Ami while she Is standing there waiting." ho continued. "I guess we might as well discuss the facts In this rase." Indianapolis News. SMOKED THEIR CORN. A friend who takes note of interest ing things reported to the writer the other day a practice followed by corn growers In a locality in Illinois where his wife' people used to live. This consisted In storing their supply of seed corn Just overhead In the village blacksmith shop, where tbe smoke from tbe forge gave it a sooty coating dur ing tbe winter months. The space was divided off, each man's corn being by itself. It was found that eorn cured in this place not only got dried out thoroughly and grew well, but that the smoke and soot with which It was coated kept the gophers and ground squirrels from molesting It in tbe spring after It was planted. So far as protection from tbe rodents Is concern ed, practically the same protection is afforded in the quite general practice of treating tbe seed with tar Just be fore putting It into the planter boxes. Salmon, halibut, clams and crabs at Mcdulre Bros. A News ail v. does the IhihIiucm. Street Crowds In Caracas. One of the features of the city of Carucas. Venezuela, that most strongly Impresses a foreigner Is the rapidity with which a crowd gathers In the streets. This Is best exemplified when some of the many wandering musi cians. In whom Coracas abounds, pre pare to give an Impromptu open air concert. Their first notes no sooner echo through the neighborhood than there gathers to listen a vast throng that almost blocks np the thorough fare. Tbe cobblers and all the other tenants of the entries, having no doors to open or stairs to descend, are on the spot almost lnstantcr. They eager ly drink In the music, but at tbe same time bear a wnry eye upon the hats of the musicians and no sooner do they observe the slightest Indication that one Is about to l taken off for the purpose of taking up a collection by passing It around among the crowd than they disappear even more quickly than the? came. What a Book or a Play Must Contain to Be Attractive By KATE DO UCLA 5 Author WIGCIN. YOUNG authors should write from tho level of their own mind and hcurt without any airs, frills or posrs. WRITE WHAT YOU SEK, not what you merely think would be delightful and popular nor what somebody else sees. Dig into your own little past and sot down what you find there. Almost everything of value you will find HIDDEN SAFELY AWAY IN THE MEMORIES AND IMPRES SIONS OF YOUR FIRST SIX TEEN YEARS when tho earth had tho glory and freshness of a dream. You lovo, and afterword you marry. You have children. You learn how to face life -and mask death. Nevertheless the mysteries of your own personality seem to have been established, graven, as it were, on the brain tissues that were growing when you were growing. A book or play that WIELDS AN UNCONSCIOUS INFLU ENCE ia the only ono that wields any influence nt nil. Unless moral ity can succeed by being attractive it might ns well resign its commis sion, for perfunctory, mechanical goodness is not half as interesting as clever, brilliant naughtiness. DELIVER US FROM 8TODQY, NEGATIVE VIRTUE WITH NO SPICE AND NO WIT IN IT, AND NO 8PONTANEITY, NO NONSENSE, NO JOY. THAT 80RT OF VIRTUE NEVER WORKS MIRACLES. IN CIDENTALLY IT BORES EVERYBODY WHO IS UNWILLINGLY EX POSED TO IT, BUT IF ONE DOES NOT LIKE A PURPOSEFUL MO RALITY TO STAND OUT AGGRESSIVELY IN HONEST LITERARY OR DRAMATIC WORK ONE LACKS THE FOUNDATION TO MAKE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS. j v.Ai. ? I jr tT "..f.jswa J V " KATE DOUGLAS WICGIN TWO HUNDRED PER CENT. Tbe World's Work In a recent Issue tells of the case of a New Jersey con sumer who last February paia ou cents for a dozen "strictly fresh" eggs. One of these bore tbe name and ad dress of tbe owner of tbe hens which laid them, with tbe request that the person who finally bought them write and let blm know how much he paid for them. The correspondence which followed showed that the eggs were laid in December, two months before, and that tbe owner of the bens re ceived 17 cents per dozen for them. This meant that the transportation company and the middleman through whose hands the eggs passed before they got to the man who ate them added nearly 200 per cent to the price which the producer received. In view of such a bold up conspiracy as this it Is no wonder that the cost of living is high. $11,000,000 WORTH OF BEANS. California's yearly output of beans brings tbe growers of the state In f 11 600,000 yearly. The total output 2,808,000 eighty pound sacks, the va rlety and output of the several kinds of beans being as follows: Lima beans, 1,430,000 sacks; pink beans, 770,000 sacks; small white beans, 137,500 sacks: all other varieties, 601,000 sacks. Tbe state's production of lima beans comprises 87 per cent of tbe world's, the island of Madagascar pro ducing practically all the rest Tbe lima bean Industry of California start ed In 1HS0 in Santa Barbara county and today practically all of tbe huge output Is raised In five southern coun ties of tbe state and within sixteen miles of the sea. POTATO SCAB QUARANTINE. Acting under the authority of the law recently passed by congress giving the department of agriculture power to establish quarantine against foreign countries or Individual states of tbe Union for tbe purpose of preventing the introduction of plant and Insect pests. Secretary Wilson has Issued orders prohibiting tbe Importation of fruit from the Hawaiian Islands to bead off the Mediterranean fruit fly, against several European countries to check the further Introduction of the white pine blister and against New Fonnd land, England, Germany and Austro- Hungary to prevent the Introduction of the potato wart disease or black scab. A GOOD RATION. Probably no experiment station in the country has made more careful Investigation along the Hue of sclen tide poultry raising than that of the state of Maine; hence the ration for laying hens recommeudod by the sta tion experts is of esieclal Interest Dry mash Is kept before tbe Lens all the time, and this consists of a mix ture of 200 pounds of bran and 100 pounds each of com meal, shorts. Un seed meal, beef scraps aud gluten meal. Besides this mash, there is fed to tho hons twice a day In the litter a cant amount of whole corn, wheat and oats, while clover, mangels, oyster bells and grit are also provided. AN ORCHARD HINT. Tbe difficulty encountered In harvest ing apples In orchards where clean cul tivation Is given tbe trees as a result of tbe fruit falling In the dirt may be overcome to a large extent by sowing rye tbe latter part of July nnd cutting it about two weeks before time for bar vest and letting It He as a carpet to protect the fruit Thanksgiving Linens AT SAVING PRICES Good assortment of the Market's best values. Compare and you will give us your business. Fresh clean goods, from manufactur ers of repute. No auction stuff, no "jobs' no trash. Cotton called Cotton, Linen called Linen, we bought at a saving. We know they are right our prices save YOU money. i Loolrto your Linen wants Now NOW All Linen Damask part Linen and Mercerized Cotton, by the yard in new attractive patterns, Napkins to match. Cloth.. .45c to $3.00 per yd. 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Set $5.00 Same Pattern, 71x78 cloth, 24 inch Napkins Set $7.00 No. 146Tulip and Ribbon design, cloth 71x72, 24 inch Napkins to match Set $8.00 Same Pattern, 8x12, 24-inch Napkins Set ....$10.00 No. 147 Scroll Design, cloth 72x90, 24 inch Napkins to match, heavy Damask Pure Irish Linen. .Set $1 5.00 No. 152 Ivy and Clouds design, -the best grade of Satin Damask, the most beautiful cattern ever nut on the hpsr. of real Linen, cloth 8x10, Napkins inches Set $25.00 We are prepared to supply your needs in TABLE LINEN whatever they may be, whether it is a few Napkins, or a full set, at prices to match the quality of the goods desired. Ask to see our Beautiful Doilies, Center Pieces, and ' Lunch Cloths of real hand made Mexican Drawn Work on all Pure Linen. BRAGG MERCANTILE CO. The Evolution of Booster Bill IX. How Many Bill Blues Have We? Old Bill Blue's knocking wn to bad Ha knocked out avarythinj he had. Than ha grtw wis and muttarad "Stung!" So "Booatar Bill" a now aong aung. How many Bill Bluea hava wa hera Who knock and try tha town to quaarf If you ara ona, than, Ijka Bill, pray Ta aaa tha arror of your way. 1 LZ2l For ha who runa hia own placa down Injurea himaelf mora than tha town. And who to lift up doea hia beat I Lifta up hit fortune ith tha rest. f Thia ia tha golden la-: WE GET i What we give out. Time pays the dabir If you ahad aunahtna it will fill Vour own life. Be a "Boottav Bill." One of tbe advantages of sheep Is that tbey can be given tbe run of pas ture later and be turned oot earlier In tbe spring than any other stock. One need not Inquire or be told by, another tbe time of tbe first killing freeze, for tA' fact Is heralded in tbe air following tuch a freeze In the scent of the withering corn leaves. j I I Tbe reason why animals as a rale are less subject to bodily ills than ha--man beings Is because they get more' exercise and fresh air and are more temperate as to eating and drinking. . LOST AND FOUND ADS ost Heavy cold ring with one diamond. Finder please return to F. Morrison, 1103 State street, and receive reward. 37-3Sc Lost On Thursday one lone-haired Persian cat; color, dark brown. Reward if returned to' Captain C. P. McCann. ltc BUSINESS ADVERTISING CLASSIFIED ADS EVERYBODY READS THE NEWS "WANT" ADS. EMPLOYMENT COLUMN ante d Experienced man W ried; Address W. Hood River, R. I, 187-K. 45 wants work on ranch; mar- B. Perkins, 3. Phone anted Place in town by ex perienced Japanese janitor. Also does office cleaning1. Care Niguma, phone 1G0. 45-48p. W FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE "or rent Dowden Potato Digger "Has record of 2(30 bushels per lour. Can hand work beat that? 'or terms call Scott ; 'phone 111. 32tfc Tor Rent Nice modern cottage, I furnace, bath, etc. See W. J. Baker & Co. 45-47c Great opportunity Sunnyslope Fruit Farm, one mile south of Hood River Heights has for sale leading varieties of standard ap ple trees. I have good Jersey milk I can deliver on Hood River Heights; also ripe peaches. I can live OTnPY Aim cnui o mow your hav- raise or move LI V L OlUUN AllU lUlYLO your house. For prices phone I 7 i t I , , .. , zlbh.. J. 1. rsealeigh. ootfe. 'anted-Pasture and stable dur- rnr snip Rnnsnn u,l fir or ing severe weather for two rW riplivprnd. J .T Km,. Address X, News, or nhone 3232-X. Sot fa W3 horses. pnone zi m alter u p. m 45-45 p for Sale-White Leghorn pullets. RFAL ESTATE SECTION f Telephone 2G4-Odell. 40tfc hV-lL"!! F F Wanted Position by young man from trood family, steady, honest, sober, on fruit farm; does not expect high wages. For par ticulars please address G. C, cf Y. M. C. A., Portland, Oregon 44-47p anted Jobs cutting wood or shoveling gravel. Help of this kind supplied by Niguma Bros., Hood River, Phone 100. Wanted A man with family to take charge of an apple ranch close to Hood River. Must have experience and first-class recom mendations; must bo industrious and understand all about apple orchards. Give ago and experi ence. Will furnish house. None but cabable men need apply. Steady job all the year 'round. Address B. N. Bowman, 145 Third St., Portland. Or. 45c Pruning You should get your pruning done by an A-No. 1 pruner. Do it ;arl Prather, R. ). now. Address F. D. 1. Box 95 4G-47p. Oakdale Greenhouses Geran iums, salvia, verbena and other bedding plants. See the roses in bloom this summer and have stock reserved for Fall ot next Spring. Plants and cut (lowers at Franz's. Fletcher & Fletcher. Iood River. lU-tfc ine -room cottage on Cascade Ave., west of 7th street, for sale cheap. 3 chambers and a sleeping porch, bath, pantry, at tic and basement. Inquire at office of A. W. Onthank. SGtfc or bale Lheap--(jood 2-inch wagon, 2 horse, suitable for apple hauling. Phone 277-M. 34tfc F or bale INew Jumbo stumn puller. Bargain if taken at once, for particulars address Box 56, Dee. 42-48p Rent Two large, bright furnished, hot Murray Kay. 4-ltfc F For ro rooms, partly and cold water, phone 32-B. or Rent Nelson bungalow fur nished, for winter. New fur nace. Inquire on premises, w6 State street, or phone 224-K. 45-tfc or Sale-White Orpington cock erels. Kellerstrauss strain. Phone 212-M. S. J. Frank. Ava- lon ay. 43tfc I ost Pocket book containing L sum or money and papers. Owners name (Jacob Bowman) on pocket book. Liberal reward For Sale At a sacrifice. 20 acres orchard land in Willow Flat district. For particulars see K. Kline at Hood River Gas and Electric Co. office. 21tfc Farm Help and Berry Pickers -The Hood River Apple Growers Union and the Davidson Fruit offered for return of same. Phone Company have arranged with the i. M. L. A. Industrial Lmplov- ment Agency of Portland, to fur- 209-X. 45-4Gd or Sale - F One good, youn? milch cow. 1 wo dozen White Lee norn nens. Address J. A. far mer. Parkdale, Ore. Thone No. 31X5 Odell. 44-46c anted Home for winter for good saddle horse for its keep. A. V. Rallies, phone 288-F. W F F F or Sale Stump-puller, Swend- son machine, main-cable, brush hook and anchor. Practically new. Price $1)0. L. F. Parker, Dee, Oregon. 45-47c or Sale Cheap Furniture for boarding and rooming house. Good business andlin a good lo cation. Phone 114.M, 11 Cascade Ave. 4G-47p. For bale Cheap One now it room house. Lo 50x100 on 11th and Prospect streets. Phone 27SM. 4G-47p lli'iul the Ni'wu. It It'll It nil. F F or bale learn ot oav mares five years old. These horses are splendid workers and are well matched. I am selling be cause 1 do not need two teams. Inspection invited. J. R. Put nam, Mount Hood. Ore. Tele phone 2G4, Odell. 45tfc anted -Belgium hare buck. to enhone or write XI. L. Sim- m mons. Parkdale, Oregon. Phone nl planted Odell 31X3. 4Gc nisn an classes ot rami nein, in cluding berry pickers, for the farmers and fruit growers ot the Hood River District during the coming season. nen you need help either phone or write the Union or the Davidson Fruit Co. and the calls will be promptly forwarded to us and filled. No charge to employers. 20tfc or Sale Ten acres near town. m tor bale- loam and two sets of harness, hack and buggy and two dozen chickens. Phone Odell 154. 4G-47c or Sale A good Jersey cow. fresh first of December. Phone 21G2-K. 46-471) F Fine location. Good building. five acres bearing. A bargain if taken soon, terms, no agents. H. P. Allen. Phono XJ3K. !6-4!p nted Apple orchard. 15 to 5 acres. Part bearing, part trees 2 to . years, and part Must bo soil and ocation suitable for growing best varieties of apples. Reply to be considered must give loca tion, number of trees por acre, of each age and varieties, improve ments and lowest cash price. Address Ward, care Hood River News. 1G-1V anted Cheap plug team. mares preferred. Address J. A. Hodges, R. F. D. 3. Phone 2132- L 4Gp or Trade-High class Portland sidence lot t exchange fur inproveu or unimproved Hom1 iver city property. Address II. T. C, care News, 1 1 17c