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    THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY. JULY 10. 1912
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Lessons In Germany's Rise
For Impatient American
Youth
By the Rev. Dr. NEWELL DWIGMT MILLIS of Brooklyn, N. Y.
STORIES OF THE STAGE.
5"IIEKE ARE rOTENT LESSONS TO BE LEARNED BY
A THE YOUNO MEN OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY
V- FROM THE RAPID RISE OF THE NEW GERMANY
A MONO THE WORLD FOWERS. This rise U not due,
na many would liavo you believe, to tho power or influence of the
Vniwr. It is due, indeed, in great part to tho development of scien
tific industry.
THE YOUTH OF AMERICA IS ANXIOUS TO 8UCCEED, TO GET
AHEAD, TO SHOW RETURNS FOR HIS ENTERPRISE AND HIS
EFFORTS, BUT HE LACKS PATIENCE. HE WANTS TO 8EE HIS
INVESTMENTS TREBLE AND QUADRUPLE THEMSELVES AT ONCE.
HE EXPECTS TOO RAPID RESULTS FROM HIS TIME AND LABOR.
HE LACKS THE APPLICATION OF SCIENTIFIC INDUSTRY.
The Germans have learned that the greatest good to tho whole
people and to tho country at large comes only through putting into
the common granary with the right hand for tho COMMON BENE
FIT more than they take out for their individual benefit with the
left hand.
Sound morals and tho ability to WORK, WORK, WORK, do
ing nil that can be dono with scienco to aid, converting a barren sandy
soil into rich producing areas, thinking seriously on the great problems
of life, eschewing the frivolous teachings and literature and WORK
ING WITH THE FUR FOSE IN VIEW OF BETTERING THE
WHOLE FEOFLE, thus "new Germany" has been transformed.
THE YOUTH OF THIS COUNTRY MAY WELL LOOK TO THE FU
TURE FOR SUPREMACY, EVEN WITH THE VAST AND ALMOST UN
LIMITED RESOURCES AT THEIR COMMAND, UNLESS THEY LEARN
THE LESSON SO PATIENTLY TAUGHT BY THIS RISING POWER.
COMING
TOMORROW
KIT CARSON'S
BUFFALO RANCH WILD WEST
.AND
TRAINED WILD ANIMAL EXHIBITION.
A Splendid Accident Averted and an
Aotor Who Dined Too Wall.
Here tit an Incident that was related
by (be lute I! raw Stoker, for many
yearn manager to IrvluK of tbe produc
tloa of "Iluuilet" at tlie Lyceum Id
Londou.
Oil tbe second night of tbe perform'
a nee tbe Cbiuese ambassador and Sir
ilalllday Macartney came to ee In' lug
Id bis dressiug room, and preseutly tbe
ambassador, wbo was wearing mag'
olflceut robes of mandarin yellow, wan
dered off Id tbe direction of tbe at age.
Tbe ambassador waa close to tbe edg
of tbe arcb at tbe back of tbe scene,
wbere Ophelia bad made her entrant
and would make ber exit. Mr. Stoker
"jumped for hlra and just succeeded In
catcblng blui before be bad passed Into
tbe blaze of tbe limelight I could
fancy tbe sudden amazement of tbe
audience and tbe wild roar of laughter
that would follow wben In tbe midst
of this most aad and pathetic of scenes
would enter unheralded this gorgeous
anachronism."
Mr. Stoker confessed that be waa
tempted to let tbe splendid accident oc
cur. "Its unique grotesqueness would
have Insured a widespread publicity
not to be acquired by ordinary forma
of adteitlseiiieut."
On another occasion a very different
and very painful contretemps did oc
cur. The actor who took the part of
Polonius on entering gave bis flrnt line
with so strange an Intonation that IrV'
lng at once signed to the prompter to
lot fall the act drop, came forward and
apologized to the audience and restart
ed the play with new Tolonlus!
London Graphic.
TENTH TRANS-CONTINENTAL TOUR.
THE LARGEST WILD WEST SHOW ON EARTH
COMING DIRECT ON THEIR OWN SPECIAL TRAINS
OF DOUBLE LENGTH RAILROAD CARS FROM
THE BIGGEST RANCH IN THE WORLD.
Menagerie of Trained Wild Animals
From all parts of the Globe. Daring and death defying acta almost
beyond the realms of lucid imagination.
A COSMOPOLITAN COLLECTION OP COWBOYS AND GIRLS, VANQUEROS,
8ENORITAS, CUARD1S RURALES, CHAMPIONS OP THE LARIAT,
ROUGH RIDERS, PONY EXPRESS VETERANS, DARINO
ATHLETES, COMICAL CLOWNS, THRILLING
INDIAN FIGHTS AND WAR DANCES.
PRINCE B0TL0INFS TROUPE OF RUSSIAN COSSACKS,
The most daring Horsemen in the World.
BANDS of SIOUX, CHEYENNE and COMANCHE INDIANS,
Fresh from the Camp-fire and Council, making their first acquaintance
with pale face civilization.
The Grand Ethnological Performance concludes with the Superb
Spectacular, Dramatic, Historical Fantasy,
'The Battle of Wounded Knee"
Introducing a vast and motley horde of Indians, Scouts, Trappers and Soldier
that actually took active part In the last brave stand and hopeless
struggle the noble redskin made for hia freedom and rights.
TWO PERFORMANCES DAILY, RAIN OR SHINE
Afternoon at t. Evening at 8. Door, orxo On Hour earlier.
WATER PROOF CANVAS. CANNOT LEAK.
Grand, Gold Glittering Free Street Parade
TWO MILES LONO at n a. m. dally on th main thoroughfare,.
BIG TREE EXHIBITIONS on Show Grounds Immediately alter the Parade
BRING IN YOUR OW HORSES AND MULES
Our Cowboys will ride them FREE OF CHARGE. '
WOMEN AND CARD GAMES.
In Chile Such a Combination Would
Croat a Semation.
A woman who Is a native of Chile
was talking recently about the dim
culty she had In accustoming herself
to card playing among women when
ahe came to this country. She sold:
'In Chile card playing among wom
en Is undreamed of. Perhnps It la not
too much to say that a Chilean woman
would no more pluy cards than a New
York woman would enter a Broadway
saloon. It Isn't that It Is exactly or
wholly a matter of morals with us.
It Just Isn't the thing to do. It la not
conventional.
"When I came to New York
brought my daughter-lnlaw with me.
a Chilean girl. She anil 1 were both
horribly shocked to receive an lnvlta'
Hon to a bridge pnrty In the daytime.
It was too much for us. and we de
clined. Oilier similar Invitations came
anil kept coming. Finally our curiosi
ty got the best of us, and we went to
one of these affairs Kven after we
got over our sense of outraged con
ventlon the whole thing seemed cu
rlous to us
The funniest sight of all- was the
women with little tags on them, as If
marked 'by fast express.' or running
up to another woman wttn a lime
card to 1k 'punched ' Finally we got
suftVlently accustomed to "take a
hand," but even yet 1 never do It with
out a covert feeling that I am putting
myself beyond the pale." New York
Post
Handicapped.
"Ah tell yo'," said the negro who was
working on the man's shoes, "woman
Is a pecullah thing Yo' gotta know
Jest how to handle huh or yo' goln' to
git the worst nf It. Lots of times she'll
git mad at yo' an' then yo' gotta talk
to huh Talk to bull-Hint's the way to
mastah huh She won't stand fo' no
ben tin' or nothiti' Ink that. Talk to
huh That's the way Ah handle ma
wife."
Another negro working next to him
looked up "Whali did yo' git that
blaek eye yo' got. Itufe?" he asked.
"Well, ma wife done It. hut"-
"Wby didn't yo' talk to huh?"
"How could Ah?" cume from the
Brut. "She had me by the throat wlf
ma wind shet off." New York Tele
graph.
Cracks In tho Floor.
There nro several ways of stopping
the cracks In a lloor between boards
that have shrunken apart. One Is to
tear newspapers Into small bits and
soak them In Hour paste, having the
paste warm. Stir this until thick and
fill the crack with It, using a broad
knife to smooth the paste down Into
the cracks. Or sawdust and glue may
be used with the same result To a
pound of glue allow a gallon of water,
and when melted stir Into It line saw
dust until It Is stiff paste. Fill the
cracks with this, packing It us solidly
as possible, smoothing even witb a
broad knife
A Crusher.
Cleveland once made a Joke. An
effusive (Killttclan burst In upon him
and exclaimed loudly, "Mr. President
I owe you an nlogy."
"What for?" said Cleveland.
"For not having called upon you
earlier, sir "
"Well." said Cleveland, curtly. "1
haven't been lonesome."
Fairy Stories.
Mr. Itncon When a woman tells a
fairy story she always begins like this,
"Once upon a time." Mrs Hacon
Yes, and when a man tells n fairy story
h always begins like Ibis: "There,
now, dear, don't be nngry with me
You see. It was like this." Yonkera
Statesman.
Didn't Have to Mass Hsr.
"Well, I saw my wife off for the West
Indies Ibis morning"
"Jamaica T"
"No; she went of her own accord."
Princeton Tiger
nnuuiAP I -
nUfflMIMUC I I
A CHANCERY
Far-
Holping a Friend, Ho Unearthed
ton for Himself.
Perbaua thera l no more curious
chapter In the history of the chuueery
court than that of two Pittsburgh
wen. Tbe first bad clului to a small
state abroad, but he did not have tbe
money to pay tbe clulm agency to
make a search, ao be got a friend to
back him.
Tbl friend's name was Peterman,
and tbe money be advanced was like a
axub stake ha waa gambling on his
friend' claim proving up.
One day when Peterman was at the
claim agency office be came upon this
advertisement in tbe agency flies: "Pe
terman (Albertus), musician, born In
Amsterdam In 1820, son of Charles
Frederick and Henrietta Suzanna Gas
man. Ieft for Liverpool in ISM. He
Is sought for Inheritance by M. Con'
tot, avocat 21 Boulevard Et Germain,
Paris."
That was the Inception of the fa
mous "Klnsey docks" case, the name
coming from the fact that the original
Peterman was last seen at Klnsey
docks, In Liverpool. The claim agency
took the matter In hand, traced Peter
man's lineage back and enabled htm
to establish a good claim to an Inher
itance of $200,000.
That was a case of fortune being
thrust upon a man. Lewis Edwin
Thelss In Harper's Weekly.
JOBS FOR THE INDIGENT.
Swlaa Method of 8olving th Problem
of th Unemployed.
In Switzerland the people act upon
the theory that a man who Is unem
ployed la. If left to himself, liable to
become a waste by being a subject of
charity and a tax upon the community.
Therefore tbe problem is considered as
an economic question.
Tbe purpose Is to assist the unfor
tunate unemployed to secure work, not
only for the sake of his family, but In
tbe Interests of tbe state. There Is no
toleration for the loafer. Begging Is
prohibited by tbe law, and vagrancy is
classified as a crime.
If an unemployed person does not
make a serious effort to find work the
authorities will find it for him, and
he la compelled to perform It If he
refuses be is placed in the workhouse,
where strict discipline is maintained
and every Inmate is required to work
to bis full capacity, receiving therefor
his board and lodging and from 5 to
10 cents a day In wages.
There are also Institutions where
temporary employment is furnished to
persons out of work, through no fault
of their own. and comfortable accom
modations and some money compeusa
tlon given uutil they can find more re
muneratlve wages. Chicago Tribune.
Motherly Advice.
"My dear, you mustn't be so sharp
with strange young men. You know
you may give tnem a wrong impres
slon "
"What's the matter now, mother?"
"You scarcely sxiUe a word to that
young mau you were introduced to
last evening."
"I didn't like his way. mother."
"Did you know htm?"
"No; I'd never met him before."
"Do you know anything about him?"
"Nothing, except that he seemed to
me to lie very Impertinent."
'Still, you shouldn't have snubbed
him. at least until you had learned
more about him. Once I snubbed a
young man thnt way without knowing
who he was. and I regretted It ever
after, Iiocause I found out later that
he was very rich. I might have mar
ried hlra If 1 bad been more careful.'
-Detroit Free Press.
I
Church Doesn't
Need a Press
Agent
By the Right Rev. DAVID
H. CREER. P. E. Bishop
of New York
DO not feel much sympathy with the idea of applying to re
ligion those methods of PUBLICITY which have no doubt
served a very useful purpose in the fields of commerce and
politics. The message which religion bears to mankind is of a
closely INTIMATE AND PERSONAL CHARACTER. Its ap
peal is to the spiritual element in man, and for my part I cannot asso
ciate the teachings of Christ with the kind of public advertisement
which is the business of the PRESS AGENT.
PEOPLE CANNOT BE MADE RELIGIOUS, EXCEPT IN A VERY SU
PERFICIAL WAY, BY PUBLICITY METHODS. THEY MUST HAVE
DEFINITE AND POSITIVE CONVICTIONS AS THE BASIS OF CHAR
ACTER AND CONDUCT, RESULTING IN THE WILL TO LEAD CLEAN,
PURE AND UNSELFISH LIVES.
Nor do I believe that religion is in such a case today that it needs
the QUESTIONABLE AID OF EXPLOITATION BY WAY
OF ADVERTISEMENT. There 1 ias never been a time, in my opin
ion, when men as well as women have shown themselves more inter
ested in questions of religion, which must necessarily appeal to all
thoughtful people and which cannot be dismissed from their considera
tion, than they are today. They may not have definite and fixed re
ligious opinions, but they would like to have them.
CHURCH ATTENDANCE, IN MY JUDGMENT, IS GREATER TODAY
THAN EVER BEFORE IN THIS COUNTRY.
There is also an increasing volume of gifts for charitable works,
and above all there is more personal service than ever being given
daily by the laity to mission and philanthropic work.
tor the plant lice which iufest rose
bushes and apple trees a tobacco solu
tion Is effective. This is made my di
luting commercial black leaf with
water at the rate of one part to seven
ty and spraying the bushes and trees
thoroughly. If the first application
does not kill them all the dose should
be repeated lu about a week.
The Ignition by spontaneous combus
tion of rags having linseed oil on
them Is said to be due to the fact
that on drying the oil in the rags ab
sorbs oxygen from the air and In so
doing gives off beat. If the rags are
rolled up or compressed in any way
the heat tints generated becomes so
great th.it fire results
The News for good printing.
HAY, GRAIN and FLOUR
We make a Specialty
of Handling Fancy
TIMOTHY and ALFALFA
GARNES FEED STORE
W. A. CARNES, Proprietor
1102 Twelfth St.Tho Heights
FIGHTS FOR HOURS
IN BIG WHIRLPOOL
A recent dispatch from (Joldendule
t-lls of the desperate struggle Homer
eer had w hen caught In a Mg whirl
P.. In thet'olumbbi. The dispatch
says:
"Had not Homer (ieer of Fallbrldge
lieen an expert swlmmerand w ith ex
traordinary strength, he would have
failed in a remarkable battle last
Thursday.
"leaving Fallbrldge at S a. hi. In a
gasoline launch for MaryblU he rati
Into a large whirlpool at the Junction
of the Deschutes with the Columbia.
He was sucked down with thelauneli
to a great depth. Freeing himself
he rose to the surface and began a
battle for life.
"He Is 21 years old and In perfect
physlcalcondltlon, but the last ounce
of endurance wa needed ere he won
the shore. Accomplishing the diffi
cult feat of taking off all hlsclothlng,
lit'lng swept around the whirlpool, i
half mile In circumference, at least -'."
times, be still lives.
" 'I was submerged sometimes for
a long time,' said he. 'I swam only
when near shore, floating on my
back when lielng swept by to save
my strength.'
"For four and a half hours thin
battle continued, when he finally
reached shore and fell like a beef.
"The boat was found later with
the engine torn out."
AUTO MADE A FAST
RUN FROMNEW YORK
Seventeen days running time Is
C. I). .Stlmson's record for drlvlmr
his automobile from New York to
Seattle. This beats the time made
In 199 during the Alaska-Vukon-l'a-clfic
Exposition for the fiuggenhelm
trophy, by Bve days. Mr. Stlmson
Is a Seattle lumberman. He was ac
companied by his mechanic and drove
the car at an average of 2T miles a
day. It Is a six cylinder Packard
runabout. Tbe best roads were en
countered In the Pacific Northwest,
while the worst were In Wyoming
and Idaho. Mr. Stlmson predict
that cross-country touring Is bound
to become popular In the nearfuture.
Lime and Spray Kelly Bros., phone
227-M.
T. 1. TVKK1)Y
Mutual lnuranc at SO Par Out of Old Una
Kate. Kir Insurance on BuiMing in
Course of Construction, Fiw.
NOTARY PI BI.IC OM THI HEIGHTS
Why Bruiaet Become Black and Blue.
The color of blood la due chiefly to
Iron In the little blood cells. When
the' Iron Is kept In these little blood
cells, which are living and traveling
round In the blood vessels, the color
red Hit the skin hard enough to
break some of the little blood vessels
beneath the surface and the little red
cells escape from the Injured blood
essels, wander about for awhile In
the tissues and die. When they die
he Iron that made them red liefore
then changes to black and blue color-
ng. After awhile this Iron Is taken up
by the glands called the lymphatics
nd made over again Into nice red cells
The Iron Is taken up very much more
quickly by the lymphatics If the blnck
nd blue spot is rubbed and massaged
-St. Nicholas.
Our CHEAP FLAT RATES
For Electric Light and Power
Ire Ttill Open to you Jo
H't Painful Debut.
1 shall I ot easily forget uiy debut,'
Sir Charles Wyndhnru said oil one oc
caslou. "We opened at Washington.
nd I apHared as a character who
ad to declare. "I am drunk with love
nd enthusiasm.' Having uttered the
rst three words. I was seized with
tage fright and said no more. This
what I read In a New York paer
he next morning: 'A Mr. Wyndham
represented a young man from South
America, lie had better go there hiiu
self.' "
Richas and Contentment
Contentment Is better than riches."
said the ready made philosopher.
True." replied Mr. Hustln Stax. ' but
my observation Is that a man who Is
h has a better chance of becoming
content than a man who Is contented
as of becoming rich." Washington
Star
Alike. Yet Different
Mrs iiungbrlde My husband Is very
determined He never gives up. Mrs.
Klosellsl Isaillyt Neither does lldne.
ltos(;i Cilobe.
Vou can do In a second what It Mke
years to get over regretting. New
Vork IYms.
Our big: and complete system permits
us to supply you with anything: in the
electrical energ:y line in town or coun
try. If you want light, power or heat
Minimum Cosi
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Our Rates
Are the Lowest
A contract with us means security and assured service
HOOD RIVER GAS & ELECTRIC COMPANY
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