THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1911 9 or Sale or Trade Orchard lands in b, REAL ESTATE SECTION F uncleared or cleared. Prices ac cordinj? to improvements. Or chard house, well and other im provements on part of tract. Will make price . reasonable to pur chaser. Frank E. Forsberpr, 10 miles, out on west side, K. 3, Hood River, Ore. Phone 28X2F 38-41p Wanted To trade house and lot for carpenter work. To trade 2 or 3 lots in pood location for house and lot; will pay difference. A Kood lot for lumber. An auto mobile for lumber. Have you a house and lot in Portland to trade for a Rood house in Hood River. See me for other pood trades. -N. T. Chapman, Phone 23'JM. 40-43p For Sale -Twenty acres of first class orchard land, Willow Flat district; 6 acres in 3-year-old trees; about 4 acres ready to set; 8 acres in stumps; 2 acres in tim ber. Price $8fMK); one-half cash, balance lonjr time. E. Kline, Hood Rivtr, Ore., with Litfht & Power Co. 38-41p EMPLOYMENT Everylxxly send for free sam ple of Success Magazine and The National Post - the healthy, vigorous and sensible American home magazine containing the thrilling Oppenheim story "The Girl of the Thirty Thousand," and receive also our money-making agent's proposition. Perma nent winter employment for right persons. Address Circula tion Department, Success Maga zine, New York. 41-46 rxecutive position or business opening in Northwest by east ern youngman, 28, University graduate, C. E. degree, 5 years general business experience, as sistant manager, manager, hand ling help, buying, selling, etc. A good opening more desirable than high salary at start. Kindly give details, replies confidential. Ad dress James Wallace, Gen. Deliv ery, Portland, Ore. 40-41 p Hy Japanese liantea-liy Japanese young II man, place in private family to do cooking and housework. Can nive reference here in Hood River. Phone 1G0. 40-41p For Sale Five acres near Park dale in best commercial apples, $250 per acre; easy terms. Also 5 acre tracts uncleared $125 per acre. Fine land. Grand view of mountain. Address Box F., News office. 25tf-c Wanted to Rent Family of three adults would like to take fur nished house for the winter for the care or nominal rent. J. W. Lill, Dee. Ore. 4f-42p For Sale Twenty acres red shot slope soil, easily cleared; joins Sutton farm; $150 per acre, half cash. Address J. L. J. News office. 39-tff or Sale -230 acresof land, from $50.00 per acre up. Will sell F 20-acre tract with part in trees. S. J. Calkins, Phone 50-K. 2Gtfc For Rent--A six room modern house furnished for one year to right party. Phone 271-M 41-42p For Rent Modern 5-room bun galow, located at 505 May St. Call and see it. Phone 20G-L. 38-41c W llanted - Situation as bookeeper, llgeneral office man or clerk of any kind in Hood River. Best of references. Eugene G. Rexford, Phone 1W-K. 38-41p anted At once, an experi enced woman for first class home cooking at the Dickenson House, East State St.; Phone 21) IK. 40tfc lllanted Grubbing contract: call II by phone 28X2F. Frank E rorsberg, 10 miles out on west side, Hood River, Ore. 3S-41p aborers wanted for construction ower plant. near Tucker LIVE STOCK AND FOWLS Tor Sale A combination team of Iblack mares weighing 950 lbs each that will take you over the road at a good speed or cultivate your orchard. Each has an easy gait under the saddle. Not afraid of automobiles. Will split team giving buyer choice or am willing to trade taking in part payment horse that rides and drives. Will show this team in town or at ranch 34 miles out on main road East Side. Phone 201k. E. L. Mc Clain. 30 tfc. For Sale-Young S. C. White Leghorn Cockerels for sale at a sacrifice in order to thin out my flock for the winter. They are of the famous Ferris strain of Grand Rapids, Mich. Harleigh Glass, 13th St. below Columbia. 40-41c F or Sale 1 Team and harness. true pullers, good travelers; 1 No. 2 Faultless stump puller, complete; 1 Jersey cow, 4 years old; these are very cheap buys; it will pay you to investigate. D. Currier, Jr., Odell 84, R.D. 2. 31-tfc L work on new power plant. Hydro-Electric Co bridge. 41-12c Uanted If housework, good wages ply to A gir Mrs to do Frank A. general Ap- Cram. FOR SALE F or bale A small quantity of live well seasoned stove wood. Call or phone W. H. Warren, P.elmont district; phone 2092-L. 30-41 p F or Rent- Furnished house. Ad dress Miss D. Dorsey, Hood River, or Phone 9-1-X. "or Rent-New 41-42p 4-room cottage the Heights Mrs. L. H. Huggins. 39-4 lc rc fwith bath; on BUSINESS CARDS Notice to Apple Tree Planters Nealeigh Pros. Square Deal Nurserv Co. I. C. Nealeigh, Sholls, Washington County. Or., and J. T. Nealeigh, Hood River, Or. We are going to have for sale for the spring planting of 1912 some New-towns, Spitzen burgs, Arkansas Rlacks. Winter Pananas and some of other choice varieties; also Clark's seedling strawberry plants. We would be glad to receive any communication from you in re gard to same. Yours truly, Nealeigh Pros. 28-52 F or sale A J-passenger run about; 22 horsepower, fullv equipped with top, wind shield. lamp etc. Inquire of 1852-K. 23-tf For Sale 1 light buggy and har ness, also 1 cart and light rid ing saddle. Phone 271-M. 38-tfc For Rent or Sale Fine piano, cheap. Easv payments. C. D. Nickelsen, Phone 89-M. 38-41c for Sale A coal heating stove; Igood as new for Ferguson. Fl Phone 83X. 40-4 lc Ask and or Sale 75 ricks dry pine fir wood. M. II. Maher, phone 320X. 37tfc F or Sale Good strawberry plants R. D. No. 2; phone 2082-K. 10-43p nAKDALE UFor fall planting G RE EN HOUSES - we have a fine line of Roses, Shrubs and the old fashioned Perrenials; also an extra good collection of IVonies. You better come and see the Roses, etc., in bltxim and pick them out; and those Pulbs, too, that you want to bloom next spring. Cut Flowers and Designs to order on short notice. Fletcher & Fletcher, the Pioneer Florists, tf L oan Agency Lroans oiierca. $500, $700. Loans wanted, $.500. $000, $1000, $1200, $1500, $2000, $2500. Apply to A. W. Onthank, 305 Oak street, tfc LOST AND FOUND Lost Saturday lietwecn P.elmont church and depot Mack plush rol)C with red lining, ("base make. Reward. Phone 213-1 4l-12p I ost Automobile chain on West Lside. Notify F or bale -l ine Phone M. II. 39-42p and oak wood. Maher, 320-X. MISCELLANEOUS llotice -Notice is hereby given llthat J. Welland, formerly our concrete foreman, is no longer in our employ. We will not be re sponsible for work or bills con tracted by him. The W. G. Aldred Co. 39-41c F or Sale A few choice White Plymouth Rock yearling hens. early hatched pullets and a few cockerels. These birds are from trap-nested stock, Hague and Fishel strains. Also a few Barred Rocks. Phone Odell 75. 41-42c For Sale Big team horses, over 31(H) pounds, age 6 and 9, A-l or Sale in eery respect, gentle, not afraid of automobiles; will sell at sacrifice $100 with harness. Homer A. Rogers, Parkdale, phone Odell 277. 39-40p F or bale lihode Island Ked i if coc-Kereis irom prize winning stock, also some hne pullets Will sell cheap if taken soon as I need the room for younger stock. Phone 2012-M. E. F. Batten, 39-42p For Sale Cheap Al young team; just the pair for a small place; perfectly gentle, good pullers and broke to drive or ride; weight 20(H). Phone 3312-M. 33tfc Uanted lo place good team II with responsible parties after Nov. 15th for the winter for their keep. Hammond & Heilbronner, K. D. No. 3, Box 74. 40-43c F or bale uood team, weight about 8(H), 4 years old, including new harness and buggy; vrice $140.00 lor outfit. Address Box 54, Underwood, Wash. 40-42p F or bale - uoou horse, y years old. Weight 1.200 pounds Sound, gentle, good driver. Will also sell harness. Phone 160 or call at 14 Oak st. 41-42p llanted Immediately, a gentle. Ifreliable hors to use for its keep. Phone Miss Teal. 326-K CSMlc or bale lour choice of two line Jersey cows. Phone 1952X !ert Hebard. 41-42p F or Sale Fifteen young nigs. S W. Curron, lento, Ore. 38-p LIVE STOCK AND FOWLS for Sale-200 white leg:"-n I pullets hatched in March. Y C. House, Avalon Way R, 40-41 p I). Tor Sale land farm tools; cheap. Will le sold separately 39-tfc Team, wagon, harness heap. Will Ix Phone 320-X F or bale learn, wagon, har ness and farm tools: cheat). Will be sold separately. 37tfc F or Sale -A thoroughbred Jersey heifer, will be fresh in March. Phone 1882-K. 41-42c phone will lx called for am paid for. 41-42p 201. It trouble F or Sale A brood sow and some pigs. F. II. Taylor. Oak Grove. phone 285-F. 39-42p REAL ESTATE BULLETIN $175 Per Acre 30 acres 7 miles out; no waste; East Side; easy terms. $7,500 Ten acres close in; 8 acres in trees, some full bear ing, balance 3-4-5 years old; 2 acres good pasture; running water; barn and all tools; no house; easy terms. $1,500 Ten acres 4 miles out; 5 acres in trees, balance pasture. Small house and barn; 2 acres full bearing; main road; reas onable terms. Q. Y. HOWARDS & CO. Office Hotel OroKon lll.ljf. Thnnr No. i.'Kk NOTICE TO GRIDITORS Not ire in ht'r'ly jriven that I hp uniltrtiirnr4l hmt bwii uplmint''! rxi'cutrix of thi laM will anil rMntnnf John I.. Iavm. il.wa-M.tl, by the County Court of lit! Kivcr County, Onuron. All prronn liavinir claim atr4int nil patAte are h.-ri'lvv notitict to prom-nt name, iluly vcril'tr,!, tonieatntliceofK.il. 1 1 art win. or Itutlcr Itnnk inir Co , lliwwl Kivcr. OicRon, within am rmmtha from the ilnte of thin notice. Ilatiil thin 11th iluv of ttrtoher. Mil. JOANNA (. HAMS. Kircutrix. K. II. IUhtwiii, Attorney for Kutittc. Oct. 11-Nov. a. LOCAL AND PERSONAL Minn lift fi KiltrlitKtoQ, wliit Irint- tvntliliK Kt-liool ut The DuIIcm, h-ii t the week em! with her parentM In thin city. Kev. J. K. Uarijreaves will pre'ich at a union church Her v Ire im O.K-ll .s untidy at 3:.'t0 p. 111., the weather pel'iulttliiK. Hobo tipple pickers are now Ih-hU-k- liiK growers lo the valley, with heml quartern at Van Horn Htntlou. When oiie fellow who applied ut the New olllce wait UHtturei that even If Im didn't icet work he would Hett Home fine ncenery, he hrletly rt' marked: "Scenery lie d d, what I want U Homethlng to eat." At the IJaptlHt church lant Sunday evening Mr. HurKreiiven by requt-Ht guve u brief review of recent HermonH on the Atonement, connecting there with the opening dlncUHHlon on the place of the ceremonial In religion. The Hubject for next Sunday evening will be "Ceremonies with Hplrltual Hlgnlficance." "Governor West's Prison Polity," will be the subject under considera tion at the meeting of the Men's Mu tual Improvement league In the Iiaptlst church next Friday night. This Is n subject of real Import ami all men Interested In the treatment of the convicted criminal are Invited. Meeting opens at 7:'V). Miss (Jrace Kler, who has been spending the summer at Hood Ulver, left Monday for I'blengo, where Hhe will meet ami be married to I). M. Wolf, a former resident of Hood Hlver, and for a time associated here lu business with K. . Hall. Mr. and Mrs. Wolf will make their home In Pittsburg. In honor of the event, Miss Kler was given a dinner Sunday at the home of her sister, Mrs. ('. A. I'ass: An experiment In road making that Is lielng watched with Intercut 1h a short stretch of road near Van Horn station, recently laid of sand am clay. It U claimed that road con structed In this way will outlast macadam ami remain smooth in nil kinds of weather. The experiment Is living made uuder the supervision of F. P. Friday, assisted by several others, anil. If It proves successful, will probably be laid In the valley extensively. Its cost Is said to be $i(K) per mile where the material Is eally available, but would approxi mate at Hood Ulver. The proposition bet ween the coun ty nnd city to swap Jail room In the city hall for odice room In the court house, will be welcomed by citizens who have occasion to attend the council meetings. The popularity of the councllnien. or some other rea son, has of late caused the gathering of so many spectators that occasion ally somebody Is forced to sit on the love. As the coming of wintry breezes make It necessary for a fire, the accommodating stove will not be available, unless, of course, some Inventive, habitue of the council room provides himself with an asbestos basement lu his trousers. At any rate, whether this Idea, for which we charge nothing. Is adopted or not, let's have a more comfortable place In which to hold council meetings. The owl or monkey controversy welch agitated Sheridan citizens hist week was brought to an abrupt end by State (iame Warden Fin ley, who stated that the monkey was a bird, common In California. The fact that the owl ate meat was conclusive evi dence to one man that It was n monkey. IMd any one ever know of a monkey that ate meat or that hail feathers? It Is high time fur Sheri dan to rtart a nlht school In nat ural history, to catch up with school bov knowledge. Sheridan Is on a par with the Irishman who had never seen nn owl, and met a man carrying one. The Irishman gazed In awe at the bird and became pos- sessetl with a desire to buy It Fi nally saltl he, "How mooch tin yez want fur the broad faced chicken?" Chicken," replied t lie man, "I his U no chicken. It's tin owl." "I don't care a rap how owld he is," said the Irishman, "I want hint." No doubt the moving picture con cerns are put to H pretty hard to provide variety In this popular form of amusement. Still some of the films they put on are not conducive to patronage, unless there Is an element In moving picture attendants that revels In hcnrtrendlug doings. Death bed scents ami those of a like nature may be very artistically done, but unless the victim Is a vllllan, most of us would prefer him or her to tile In privacy. Life need not necessarily be all fun. nevertheless scenes In which occur the pathetic death of hlhlren, mad-houses ami the glbber- Ings of the Insane, might better bo left to the Imagination To In' called on to undergo ix picture tragedy of this kind after a comfortable supper. with a leisure hour at vour disposal. may be looked upon by some per sons as a pleasure, but we believe most people Would prefer even the Idiocies of Mutt ami Jeff to a picture drama of this kind. , OBLIGING CRABS. Pratent Thair Claw to Fithart Wha Shaka Handa With Tham. Visitors Id Seville see women carry Ins bn.ket full of crabs' claws. The claws are rooked, and people nibble at them more for fun than austeuance, Just as Hussions nibble sunflower seeds. What becomes of the rest of this crustacean, esieclully If be is a crawfish, of bis tall As a matter of fact the crawfish has no part In the business The claws are taken from a salt water crab whlcb lives along the shores of Mo rocco. Spain and Portugal. Each little crab, with Its ooe little mate, baa a rave for a borne, and, adopting the eastern est I mute of the other sex. be usually keeps bis wife shut inside the rave, meanwhile staying about the threshold himself and making a brave show with bis big claws. When the tide runs out the crab fishers prowl along the beacb looking for crab boles. Either the crab Is stalking up and down seeking what be may devour and thus showing whether be bas fine claws or be Is still at home, and the size of his door way indicates the size of the house holder. In one case the fisherman cuts off bis retreat by blocking his front door with mud; In the other case be digs him out Anyway, be deprives him of his pincers and sets him at liberty to grow some more. Right here appears the quaintest fea ture of the whole affair, for the pin cers are not torn away from the crab at all. Instead be presents them to the fisherman, perhaps even with bis compliments. It is a fact easily de monstrable that the crab can detacb his claw by muscular effort, thus mak ing no hemorrhage, but leaving the stump in such condition that a new claw is soon grown. The fishermen simply take the crab by the band, whereupon ft lets go, leaves the claw with them and romps off borne with out It Chicago Record-Herald. California Attorney Locates Here Hood Ulver added a new lawyer to Its IncreiiHliiK uumlsT of attorneys last week when M. M. Matthlessen, a graduate of Harvard ami Stanford J fessl n. I'nlvcMltlc. decided to practice here. Mr. Matthlesrien will have olth-cs with Mayor Hartwtg, with whom he has Ui-onie nsi. x-lated In his pro A. pleasant and easy way to LvJSlktB Thousands of people arc doing this work profitably. For full particulars of very liberal cash commissions, extra cash prizes, free samples, etc., address Desk 90 SCRIBNER'S MAGAZINE 155 Fifth Ave. New York City A special offer open to those who writs at ones. AFFECTATION. Affecta'ion has been said to ruin a face quicker than smallpox. Its effect on character is even worse. e always suffer for wishing to ap pear other than we are, whether it be richer or greater or more learned. The mask soon becomes an instru ment of torture. 4th & State St. Phone 24SK 0. P. DABNEY & SONS FURNITURE, FURNITURE, FURNITURE, STOVES AND RANGES We buy, sell and exchange everything in House Furnishings, Campers Supplies, etc. Don't forget the placc-Cor. 4th & State ?ARKE(DSE The most successful subdivision ever put on sale in the city of Portland "solves the high cost of living." VarKroc is located just beyond Rose City Park, on the Sandy River Boulevard. The soil is the finest and for years has been producing deli cious fruits and vegetables. It is situated on a gentle slope extending north from the 0V. R. & N. toward the Columbia River, possessing great scenic advantages. Parkrose is a Sure, Safe Investment It is in the direct path of the most rapidly growing section of the City of Portland. Stop for a moment and realize what this w ill mean in future values, especially when you can secure a w hole acre in Parkrose for actually less than the price of a good city Iot--and on very easy term. Prices $1100 to $1250 per acre; 10 per cent cash and 2 per cent per mouth with interest at 6 per cent. Rose City Park center of Parkrose. cars will run to Water will be piped to all tracts in Parkrose. MARTMAN & THOMPSON Chamber of Commerce, PORTLAND J. T. BATCHELDER HOOD RIVER. Phone 224-L. 1.