o THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, JULY 19. 1911 1 Coprr ' t Itirj SchiiFncr & M.ra Mens Suits Now is the time to do your self a favor. You'll find an extra suit or two a great lux ury. One very common mis take men make is that they wear one suit too constantly; bad for the clothes. Two suits worn alternatly will out last three worn steady. Now we are making the extra suit proposition interesting to you; because we're getting the summer goods cleared for the fall stock. We are making price inducements to you to buy now. Hart, Schaffner & Marx Clothes are always a bargain at regu lar prices; at the figures we quote now you'd better buy all you've got money for they'll be good for several reasons. $22.00 Suits Now - $1 8.00 $20.00 Suits Now - $15.98 $18.00 Suits Now - $14.78 Mens Work Shoes Here is surely a bargain in Men's Work Shoes. There are values in this lot up to $2.75 a pair; and made of mule skin as they are, they are as tough as can be and will stand all kinds of hard usage, and are still light and cool. If you are wanting a dandy light shoe, one that will wear, just try a pair of these at this truly bargain price of $1.40 Books SPECIAL-YOUNG MEN'S SUITS $4.63 In ages from 12 years to 20 years, and in values up to $17.00 We have bunched this lot on one table and you can have your choice of any suit in the lot for only $4.63 Before you finish packing for your sum mer vacation do not fail to visit our Book Department and supply yourself with reading matter. We sell all the latest books and will save you money on your purchases. Books that usually cost you 25c, 75c and $1.50 each We sell for 10c, 50c and $1.18 Ladies' Underwear Ladies' Sleeveless Vests and Pants 1 Oc Vests of good quality, sleeveless, bleach ed, shaped body, taped neck, and arms. Tants, bleached, umbrella bottom, knee length, with two inch wide lace, band and draw strings and side button. Reg ular 10c, 12Jc and 15c garments. Your Choice, the Garment HOc Outing Skirts and Suits We have one of the best assortments in Ladies' Outing Suits and Skirts Skirts either plain or divided. Suits for $3.50, $5.00 and $6.00 Skirts for $1., 1.25, 1.50, 1.85, 2.00 2.75, 3.40 and up. Shirts of high grade Galatea $1.00 Middy Blouses of Khaki cloth, lac ed fronts $1.45 Ladies' Washable Suits In our Ladies' Suit Department, 2nd Floor, we are offering some splendid bargains in Ladies' Two-Piece Washable Suits. Ladies, Linen Suit, plain linen collar, former price $G. 00, now $3.25 Ladies' Linen Suits, natural color, trim med with blue, was $6., now ..$4.00 Ladies' White Linen Suit, embroidery trimmed, regular $10.00 values, now only $5.75 Dainty Lawns, Dimities and Summer Dress Goods, very pretty patterns, in stripes, plain and floral de signs. We have a splendid assortment on our bargain counter at prices that will entice you to have a new dress even though you had not thought of buying another one this season. Ghe PAR FMR THE STORE THAT SAVES YOU MONEY JBHRESPDNDENEEl FRANKT0N L. It Ittitth und wife, of Hiihuiu, Wafta.. vlnlted with K. S. Colioon Sunday. Minn Km ma N'olile In vUitlntr her winter, Sir, (ieo. Stokoe. lit veth, for a few da.vn. Minn Ernu Kresi, of Hooil River. Ih the guei-tof her friend, Mi Aliua Al Kteo, for a few days. Mlna Alma Howe, of Hood Kiver, Ih the Client of Mrs. C. U. Morton, at Menominee, thin week. Fred Hand moved his family and t)ouehoId effects to Hood Uiver Sat urday, where he will lie located for u time. Mrn. (Jeo. Stokoe and datiK'iter Vivian were guet at the homes of M. H. Noble and Marsh Iwenberg a part of last week. Mrs. Stokoe re turned to her home at Wyeth Thurs day. The teachers for school district No. 2 for the ensuing term are as follows: principal, 1'rof. John StullK assis tant principal. Miss Ella Davidson, of Eugene; Intermediate, Miss Esther Cable; primary. Miss Merchant; Co lumbia, Miss Iena Haker, of War ren, Ore. School will commence August lis. SELFISHNESS. One thing is clear to me that no indulgence of passion destroys the spiritual nature so much as re spectable selfishness. George Macdonald. M0SIER A number of our base ball fans went to Hood Hlver Sunday to at tend the game between the league and Hood Hlver Heights teams. Mrs. Bert Middleswart anil two daughters left Sunday morning f r their home at Parkdale. Mrs. Jennie Pelinssey and little son Myron returned from a month's trip in California on Tuesday eve. Mrs. Fossliery and daughter Esther of Portland! came up Tuesday even ing and are visiting with friends. t Mr. Thos. Gordon and Miss Anna Bauer, both of Mosler, were married In Hood Hlver Wednesday, at the home of Hev. W. A. Stark, who per formed the ceremony. Among tboM4 going to Hood Hlver Sat unlay were Mrs. B. Middleswart and children, Mrs. E. E. Hoot and children, Mrs. Thompson, Miss Olive Fisher. Mr. John Evans and Henry Olson. The Ladies Aid met on last Wed nesday at the home of Mrs. Pick Evans, where they held an ail-day session, and unless you have leeii to the Evans' farm those who did not attend don't know what they missed. Lunch was served in the beautiful grove near the house, and when going home time came every one wished the day was longer. The next meeting will le with Mrs. Fred Evans. Not Talkative. Hewitt He doesn't talk much. Jewett No. He is ail economical sort of liar. New York Press. TO-DAY To-day and every day, let us fill your PRESCRIPTIONS. With the correct DRUGS of greatest power, a moderate equipment, and long training we surely can and do give the best results in Prescription Compounding always. Clias. N. Clarke GLACIER PHARMACY Hood River Oregon NINETY-FIVE CARS BERRIES SHIPPED The strawberry season for l'.tll has come to a clot-e and approximately id carloads of lerries have been ship ped out of Hood Hlver. The yield this season Is a slight increase over that of last year, due to the fact that more terries have been planted In tin young orchards. The demand for fruit was good throughout the sea son. Most of the Hood Kiver berries found thelr market In the Middle West states. DIED John L. Cooi-kh John L. Cooper died at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Harry Ileal, 14(14 Elm street, The Dalles, July 10, after lyi illness of 10 days, brought on by old age and general debility. The deceased was KS years and three mouths old. He was born at New Pitsligo, Aberdeenshire, Scotland, April n, 11.1. Mr. Cooper came to the I'ulted States In ls7U and resided In Houglrs county. Ore.,' moving to Wasco county about a year later. He resided on a farm In the Dry Hol low section until about a year and a half ago, when he took up his resl deuce with his daughter. His wife Mrs. Margaret Cooper died January 1 lit 10. Mr. Cooper is survived bv his daughter Mrs. Deal, and her husband, two brothers, Hobert, of Dry Hol low, ami David, of Portland, anil a sister, Mrs. George Perkins, of the Hood Hlver Valley, besides a number of nephews and nieces. He was fol lowed to his last resting place by a large nnmler of sorrowing friends. Funeral services were conducted nt the I 'lilted Brethren church by the Hev. C. W. Corman. MODERN CHEMISTRY. Prediction of a Soientist and Its Re markable Verification. When a mathematical astronomer In Taris gave a Berlin observatory a search warrant for a new planet and, turning his telescope as directed, the Berllu observer found the previously unknown planet all the world won dered. Equally remarkable have been a prediction and 1U verification In the history of modern chemistry. Grading Hie known elements of nature accord ing to the weight of their respective atoms. It was observed that the ele ments, some seventy or more in num ber, formed a scale marked by period icity like the scale In music. Tbl perlcxllc law In the hand of genius be came an instrument of research. It win in 1871 that Mendeleef, the Rus sian chemist. In forming the scale of elements, found It necessary to leave three spares vacant for undiscovered elements to make his table true. Neither did he hesitate to predict the properties which these elements should possess when discovered. It was as If an astrologer should Inform you that yon would meet some time In your life three men and that with the utmost particularity he told you their respective physical weights, the color of their hnlr. the size of hat. shoe and glove worn by each and. In a word, all the hnblts of mind and body suf ficient to discriminate them positively from all other men. Not only was the prediction literally fulfilled, but Men deleef had the unexpected pleasure to see the verification In tils day. for out of the night of the unknown one after another came the predicted ele ments Info the clear sunlight of sjclence nnd were Instantly recognized. Louis ville Courler-Journaal KING OF WHISTLERS WHISTLESJOR SHOES Excitement ran high last week In the small boy world, when the King of Whistlers appeared at the Paris Fair and warbled the virtues of Se curity School Shoes into their hearts. Clad In a scarlet suit, cut full dress, and tlamlng red top hat, this whist ler had the famous whistling coon faded to a whisper. Before night dozens of youngsters, who had been presented with Security School whistles, were making the town re sound with their shrill notes The Mt. Hood tiood Times Club will give their next danco Aug. 4th. C. (J. Newman's Orchestra will fur nish the music TELEPHONE NUMBERS. With a Humorist's Views on the Eter nal Fitneit of Things. Speaking of telephone numbers, a good number for a clgnr dealer would be 2-4-5. and a cheap suburban sport might as well be 4 Flubbing as any thing else. An Irishman wishing to dine would naturally call up a place 2-8, hut a Illnglishman 'aving to call up a blarsti"d. bloomln' creditor re garding a bill would be '8-2. A lover ordering u chair would want 1-4-2. and a newly wed couple wishing a Hat would want 1-4-2-2, hut the Ger man maiden refusing to marry would shout 90-0-9. (Oh, how clever!) If you want to borrow you wish 4-2-0, und probably that is a money lender's number, hut If you only want a small loan from a friend you will wish 2-0-3. (That's pretty cute. What?) The bookmaker should have two phones 0-2-1 for long shots and 4-2-5 for favorites. The man with a dog might call 0-f5-0-O-(get that?)-and the farmer should put 8-0 on bis list. (Put-elght-o, hey. what! I rather guess that's a rotten potato!) If two horses were In the running and 1-1-5-0 John he would be a happy lad and his smile would be 2-2 Broad. (This is one I 8-2 Spring on you.) And If John spent the cash for liquor I would cry 5-5-5-4 John! But that Is Just bow careless John is. Ills drinking Is hades for bis wife, but it's 7-4 John. (What, hoi) (Honestly. I could keep this 'up all night!) If two of you wished to be wed you would not have 2-8-4 Spring, because you could call 4 1 Rector to make you one immediately, and then. If tired of being united in one, you could go to a fat Judge and let that 1-2 Broudparty-W ngaln. (If you can't see that, ask for Information.) Ellis Parker Butler In Judge. DECIDING GAME TO BE PLAYED SUNDAY The deciding game of the baseball series will be played nt Columbia Park next Sunday lietween the league ami Heights teams, and Is It expected to be the hardest fought' jet played. Both sides are marshalling their forces for the struggle anil the rival ry that exists It U believed will re sult In a tine contest. Each of the teams now has two games and Sun day' s contest will decide the cham pionship of the county. Educational. "Do they teach domestic science at your college?" Inquired the visitor of the freshman. "Only sewing," replied the freshman. "Good idea," said the visitor. "And what do you sew chiefly?" "Wild oats." replied the freshman, Harper's Weekly. Took It to Heart. "Didn't you hear all of the pro fessor's lecture?" "Why. no. He began by saying that sleep Is the secret of right living, and then I came home and went to bed." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Terminological Inexactitude. It Is what might be called a "termi nological Inexactitude" to say that a man is 'inclined to be bald." As a rule, to become bald Is absolutely against a man's Inclinations. Home Training. Mother Robert, come here to me In stantly. Robert Aw. shut up! Mother Hobert, how dare you talk to me like that? Say. "Mamma, be quiet" Puck. They are slaves who dare not be In the right with two or three. Lowell. " Poor! Mrs. Illghupp now was the new rector's sermon? Mrs. Blase Very disappointing. lie was going to talk on "Revelations," and all the scandals he had to offer were about cities and people dead and gone centuries ago. Puck. Minute Life of the Sea. Ihe seu is crowded with life. So minute are the forms that nets of hardly greater coarseness than a silk pocket handercbief are used. It having been found thut what were formerly considered to be fine nets caught less than 2 per cent of the actual life in the water through which they were taken. The surface growth plankton It Is called consists of plants and animals, and these require food Just as any other plants or animals do. "The surface of the sen is a great floating meadow." said Sir John Murray, "and there Is more vegetable matter In It, Including to the depth of 100 futboms, than on any meadow or forest track on land." A Trying Moment. What is the most trying position In which an actress was ever put on the stage? Mrs. E. W. Ward in her "Rem iniscences" tells of a predlcameut of Mine. Vestrls, while playing the prin cipal role In an opera, which will take some beating. "Owing to the vehe mence of her acting Mnie. Vestrls' false teeth suddenly became loose. With sly movements of her tapering fingers the famous singer endeavored to coax them back; but, finding It was of no avail and perceiving there was no other alternative, she suddenly turn ed her back on the audience, and, tak ing the plate right out of her mouth, carefully readjusted it. Then she fin ished her song." 0-W, R. & N. COMPANY WEST BOUND Ka.it Mail (no pajuenirera) 4:F0 A. M. Portland Loral 7:45 " Soo-Spokane-i'ortland 9:25 " Oniron AVVanhinirton Kxpreiia 10::t0 " Portland local ... 3H)5 P. M Chicago Limited 6;45 " EAST BOUND Pendleton local 10:30 A Ornron and Waiih. Limited 11:63 The Dalle Local 6:27 P. Fast Mail, no pasflewrers 8:25 " Oregon A WaMhiwrton KxpreMalO:20 " Sno-Kpokane-Portland ...10:5ft " Traina number 3. 5, 11 and 17 make no ntops be tween Hood Kiver and Portland. Paiwenirera for local pointa muit take train 7 and 1. Train 4. 12 and IX atopa only at The Dalle. AH inirton. Umatilla and Pendleton. PaHHenjrerH for pointa between Hood River and Pendleton munt take train No. 2, 6 and 8. Kor fulther information inquire at ticket office J. H. f RLDRICY, Agent. No. 9. No. 7. No. It. No. 6. No. 1. No. 17. No. 2. No. IS. No. 8. No. 10. No. 6. No. 12. M. M. TO EXCHANGE Pine drove Orchard, 20 acres, part bearing, to exchange for West Side orchard property, Oak (irove prefer red, f or particulars inquire Marion Mac Rae, Mt. flood Hotel. Her Awful Secret. "Yes." said Little Biuks, "Miss Payn ter is a handsome woman, but some times when I look at her she seems to me like a woman wh has a terri ble secret." "She has." said Whlblcy. "I was sure of It," said Little Blnlts. "Have you any Idea what It Is?" "Yea," said Whlbley; "she's forty- eight years old."-Harper's Weekly. Fretful bnhlcs need the comforting effects of Mdil.K'.S BABY F.LIXIK. It quiets feverlshness, corrects sour Htomiich, cures colic pains ia checks diarrhoea. It Is it perfectly safe and j wholesome remedy containing; no opium, morphine or Injurious drug ofnny kind. Price 2.1c find 0c per bottle. Mold by ( hiiH. A. rinrke. S P EC D A L I am Closing-Out Hand Painted China 7v rnT T make rm " 1 V-VJO I for New Goods See my Window Arthur Clarle The Jetveler "Press the Button." That's what we say when we want anything. The "button" won't respond unless you have Perfect Electrical Installation. Our work insures you against defective appliances and bad workmanship. Electrical Supplies like our work are guaranteed the best to be had. Engage us. - DEAN & SHAW Office Phone 3 Residence 272M Kent & Garrabran! Confectionery, Cigars Fishing Tackle Spaulding's Sporting Goods All Kinds of Soft Drinks Oak Street, opposite Smith ltl.a-k. Iluod Kiver. M. IN I GUM A jfapancoc JVfovcltko Kutane and Tokyo Dinhen. Bamboo Furniture. EMPLOYMENT OFFICE Oak Street, Horner 1st Phone Vt) Phooe ibO 14 Oak St. GARBAGEMAN YAMA &. KAWA Telephone Ix'twoen 7 arul 10 p. m. 20 Acres OF Fine Red Shot Soil Hood River Apple Land In the Famous Oak Grove District Ten milm out in th anuthwmt part of the Hoot) mver valley, llc.l Kivit. Oregon. The tract is partly improved with 5 acres in young com mercial orchard," has fairly good house, barns, etc., and a fine spring well which is capable of ling developed sufficiently to irrigate 40 or more acres. This tract is in the best apple section in the valley composed of all red shot soil. The surrounding country is being rapidly de veloped and growing into big money. F RANK I-. IORsm:R(l, Owner Hood River, Oregon Bring Your Horse Here to be shod as he should be. We will shoe him with shoes that fit, that will correct many a fault in his gait. PETE SHIVELY