THE HOOD K1VER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1911
Simplicity and Durability
Manhattan Shirts
For men. These are guaranteed to tit per
fectly and not to fade.
John B. Stetson Hats
and Star Brand Hats for men. The best you
can buy, $1.50 to $5.00.
Nemo Corsets
for stout and slender figures. Once a wearer,
always a wearer. Try one.
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Corset Covers, 70c values now
$2.50 values now
$1.75 values now
Muslin
Underwear
For ladies all high
grade goods, most
tastefully trimmed
with very fine grade
of Val and torchon
lace and Swiss em
broidery and inser
tions. Made of high
est grades of Cambric
and Nainsook.
40c
$1.75
...$1.25
Ladies Skirts, $2.25 values now $1.65
$5.00 values now $4.00
75c values now 50c
Ladies Drawers, $2.00 values now. $1.40
$1.50 values now 98c
Ladies Gowns, $2.00 values now $1.50
$1.75 values now.. 4 98c
McKibbin Furs
McKibbin furs, separate scarfs and sets, HALF RRICE
Specials
Corsets and Girdles, values up to 75c and $1 OCp
Your choice
Boys' Suits, values up to $15 01 tn
Your choice : OliJu
Ladies' Hose Supporters, values up to 20c c
Your choice 3u
Cluett and Monarch Shirts, $1.25 values to Qflp
$2.50 values, your choice 30U
Men's Dress and Work Shoes, values from
$2.50 to $3.50, your choice vn
Children's, Misses' and Ladies' Shoes, 7C p
Odds and ends, the pair
Ladies' and Misses' Shoes, Kid and Calf Skin Q0p
Odds and ends, the pair "Ob
Ladies' and Misses' Shoes, Patent Leather, Kid, 01 Cf
Gun Metal Calf. Values up to $3.50. Choice. Oli3U
A fine line of new, stylish Waists in lawn, linen and
silk. About all sizes. Your choice One Half Price
Ladies' stock and laundered Collars, slightly soiled,
10c to 20c values, your choice. 5c
Ladies' soft stock Collars, turn over collars and Dutch
Collars, plain with jabots of fine lace and linen, 25c to
50c values, your choice 10c
Hart, Schaffner & Harx Clothes for Men. You
know you are getting the Best the land affords.
The ParDS &anr9 The Store That Saves You Money
VALLEY CHURGH
HASHIGH JINKS
Mr. and Mm. Sweany iliil one of
their oM trick last Saturday even
ing. They opened their home ti 2."
young people, they tx-ln the claques
of Mr. and Mr. Sweany, Hie Loyal
Son and the Loyal Daughter. The
evening was Intensely Interesting.
There were 35 minute of pnrllmen
tary drill and by the time they got
through with their motion,"
"amendments," "prevlou question,"
reconsider," "lay on the table" and
so on they were o twisted that I
am reminded of a story that seem
to fit the case. An Irishman was
sleeping in the second story of a ho
tel. The cry of Ore was sounded.
Pat leaped out of bed and In hi over
haste got his apparvl on wrong side
to, so that he did not know whether
he was going or coming. He shot
out of the window nnd st jpped upon
coming In contact with the ground.
Two men ran and picked him up and
said, "Pat, are you killed?" Pat
looked at himself and after a mo
ment's reflection replied, "No, im
not kilt, but Oltn fhatally twlshted"
The whole bunch of those parlimen
tarlans looked as If they had Ikh-n In
a railway wreck and the presiding
officer shows the eff.it of the terrl'jle
mix-up yet. The home was nicely
decorated. Original tame were
played. Ice cream, cake, coffee, milk
and candy were freely dispersed The
evening was most pleasantly spent
aud the young folks left feeling that
they bad had the time of their live.
These two classes are growing. Mrs
Sweany's class had 21 present sun
day. On Tuesday evening the Live Wire
Bible clat-s assembled nt the home of
Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Cauller. It fell
Into excellent hands, they are Jolly
good people. Mr. Cauller hail a vis
Ion. He saw a large bunch of live
wires crowding lu upon hi-t home.
He nwukened anil went out anil
hitched up his steeds to the wagon
aud made for town before daybreak,
tilled the wagon with chairs and got
back iu time for breakfast. Only a
live wire could do this. In the mean
time his wife had hearts stuck all
over the house. When he entered
and saw hearts, hearts everywhere
he became jealous and immediately
accused his wife of llirting. She
stoutly denied the charge, but he
contended that all those hearts
would not be lu the house if she had
not In somewise tampered with
them. She then explained t" him
that they were not real hearts but
simply used for the purpose of decor
ating the home for the evening occa
sion. He then calmed down and
took refreshment. The evening was
a lively one. Sparks from live wires
flew In every ditection until the
house was full of chained lightning
C L-e Morse was struck with a
spark so that they had to spriukle
water on his face to bring Mm to,
and J.. I. Gibbons mid Roy Smith
were hit with such a hot one that it
sent them into a trance. Hut the.
were the better for it, for when they
came to they resolved that they
would be at t he Bible, class on time
Sunday t:i'ir::!'irs If they had to sit
up all Saturday night. Ureat cheers
greeted this decl.oa tion. Hurry up
games were played. Everything
seemed to be charged. Even the
lunch gut a move on itself. It came
and soou disappeared. And now,
fi-eling full to the brim. 1 1." live wire
went home In the light of the moon
saying, "What a jolly good I'me we
had." Three cheers for Mr iud Mrs.
Cauller. There were eight new mem
Ihts Sunday.
Forty Thousand
Prescriptions Have Been Filled at This Store
In The Past Ten Years
This record shows better than
anything else the confidence
placed in this store both by
the Doctor and the Patient
Chas. N. Clarke
GLACIER PHARMACY
Hood River
Oregon
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1 lie fltj wiet-i ii. me uuiiit- i. i wi.
and Mrs Auhagen Thursday after
noon. 'The day was delightful and
so was the crowd. Prof Auhagen
entertained the men by giving them
some pointers lu astronomy In which
science he Is a master, being for sev
era 1 years In the service of the gov
ernment In that capacity. Mrs. Au
hagen needs no schooling along the
line of keeping a gathering In good
nature and showing It a splendid
time. The afternoon was spent
most pletsnntly, the lunch U'lng one
of the excellent features All left
with a choice word for host and
hostess. The ald'ls in a very pros,
perous condition Mrs. .1. .1. tilbbons
is resident.
THE NEW ELMORE
GAINING FAVOR
Valves are parts you don't want
to buy. No four cycle engine would
have them if they were not necessary
for Its operation. The Elmore has
uo valves, its owner has no engine
troubles. Ask your friend with the
four cycle engine his most constant
expeuse anil one hundred to one his
answer time In making adjustments
and valve troubles. On every four
cycle engine there are 40 or ."() delicate
parts always In motion and each
one Is lndlsjenHble. Break the least
spring, rod. cam or nny part of the
other dozens of Intricate parts and
the engine Is dead.
Yon can't put au Elmore out of
commission unless you break a heavy
cylinder, a powerful piston or a
tough steel connecting rod. You
simply can't do It under service con
ditions of any sort. What doe all
this mean to a prospective buyer?
You'll not dellbTately buy the rea
sonable certainty of unlimited
trouble and expense not If you see
an Elmore first.
L. I. I' yed ha taken the local
agency for the Elmore and has al
ready placed one of t hese cars here,
having sold one to lr. M K. Shaw.
The car arm ! Mot day and Is being
looked over with Interest by auto
tijubile men.
LOCAL OT A C, CLUB
ELECT10FFICERS
The Hood River O. A. C club com
pleted Its organization at a meeting
Saturday afternoon, 'it which time
the constitution and by-laws were
adopted and the following ollicer
elected: President, R. A. McCully,
vice president, Mrs. Roy Rrock, sec
retary and treasurer, C. T. tialllgan.
The club begins Its career with I
about twenty-five charter members,
most of whom are graduates of the
college.
The club Is making arrangement
to entertain I)ean Cordley and other!
memlsTs of the faculty at a college)
evening during their visit to the!
valley In March. They are alo en
deavorlng to have the . A. C. Glee j
Club Include Hood River In their
schedule during their tour In April.
On Wednesday evening, February
22. l'.tll. another of those popular
dances will be given at Pine (rove
Ijriltlge hall. A I Ig chicken pie sup
per will Is served by the ladies of the
Grange. Hoti't forget the date.
Komig Twin Sinters at " The Oak "
To-nljcht and Thursday Lvenlnj. j
COURT HOUSE TO
BE ENLARGED
To provide needed additional ijunr
ters for the county officials the coun
ty court Is now condsiderlug tilans
for that purpose. Uids have been
j advertised for and are now being
submitted. The detail of the work
of enlargement are being taken care
j of by County Judge ;. I. Culbertson.
! At first the county commissioners
j were Inclined to view with favor a
proposition to purchase the Congre
i gation il church building and move
lt to connect with the court house,
j as it was thought that it would
serve admirably fnr a courtroom.
! It was found, however, ti nt the ex
j pense would lie greater than antici-
pated and the. project has been
! abandoned. The proposition now I
to build an addition to the court
I house, which will he commenced a
J soon as the contract ;s accepted.
BIG CLASS OF CANDIDATES
WILL SOON RIDE GOAT
I The big class of candidutts which
will enter Elkdom Thursday night
are all ready to ride the goat and
will be escorted to The Dailes on that
evening by their soon to-be brothers
and put through the mill. A special
car will transport the party and all
good Elks residing at Hood River
are requested to accompany the can
didates nnd participate lu the fun.
The candidates who Include 2S of
Hood River's well known citizens,
are as follows:
C. II. Stranalian, C.N.Clark, Roy
E. Slocutu, C. H. Sproat, F. E.
Hutchinson, R E. Lara way, C. A.
Eldredge, H. It. Wood, V. Wtnchell.
II. F. Davidson, ('apt. C. P. McCann,
C. F. Gilbert, C. P. Ros. W. II. Chip
ping, J. C. Skinner, (i A. McCurdy,
T. A. Decker, C. Dethman, M. F.
Shaw, M. Itronson, Win. Erck, F. ('.
Howell, (i. Y Edwards. L. M. Rent
ley. O. C Dean, A. W. Peters. '.. R.
Pooley, .lr., Han Lage.
PARKDALE
Fine entertainment at the Mclaac
hall last Friday evening.
Mrs. Ellen Wa ters of The Da lies Is
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Mcintosh.
P. II. Mohr returned from a busi
ness trip to Portland the lirst of the
week.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Monroe are tak
ing the short course In farming at
Corvnlll thi winter.
J. V. Thompson ha Ikvii 111 with
grip at Hood River. His w ife spent
the week caring for him.
Little Francis Sandman of Mount
Hood was taken to the Hospital In
Hood River for a few days liecause
of Illness.
The Hood River and Dalles high
school teams will participate In a
i joint debate at t he Commercial club
I rooms Tuesday evening, February
-'Mil. The question will lie "That
the Chinese exclusion act should be
extemled to all Asiatic people." An
Interesting discussion of the question
Is promised and the public Is Invited
to at tend.
One of the best and last games of
the basket ball season will U played
Friday evening the iMih. when the
Hood River high school team will
contest lor supremacy witli the Jeff
erson high school team of Portland.
The game Is expected to lie a sharp
contest and a big attendance Is
looked for.
DANCE
pINE OROVE GRANGE HALL
Feb. 22
Big Supper served by ladies
of the grange
YOU ARE INVITED
to the OPENING of our
5-10-15c STORE
Next Saturday, February 25th. at 10 O'clock
At that hour we shall place on sale our big
Granite Ware Special
At 1 5 Cents Each
YOU CANNOT AFFORD to miss this important
event. We want all Hood River Valley to see
the new 5-10-15-Cent Store Saturday.
The CruiKfhank Co.
Heilbronner "Building
Nothing Over 1 5 Cents
is the basis w hich the WHITE SEW
ING MACHINE is built on. We are
unprejudiced in our claim that the
WHITE is the best sewing machine in
the WORLD. We are only too glad
to show you that the range of work is
unlimited. We make the Vibrator
and Rotary machines, the latter being
equipped with the Lock and Chain
stitch, making two machines in one
and possesses other desirable features
too numerous to mention.
See STEWART HARDWARE &
FURNITURE CO., local dealer, Hood
River, Ore., before you buy.
WHITE SWIM MACHINE CO.
The W. G. Aldred Co.
CONTRACTORS
EXCAVATING AND GRADING
Crushed Rock
and Gravel
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
Real I stale Bulletin
Twenty acres, nearly all in 3 and
4 year old trees. This is
strictly first class, no rock,
pood drainage, close to church,
school, store and railway, 6
miles on East Side. Trice,
$14,500. Reasonable terms.
Ten acres, 6 miles out on East
Side, 3 1-2 acres 1 year old,
4 1-2 acres will set this spring,
2 acres pasture with running
water, $3500. Terms 1-2 cash.
Twenty acres Willow Flat, 1-2
set to 3 and 4 year old trees,
balance slashed, red shot soil,
main road, 1) inch water.
Price, $0500. Terms 1-2 cash.
G. Y. EDWARDS & CO.
Office Oregon Hotel Building
riinNK 22H
20 Acres
OF
Fine Red Shot Soil Hood River
Apple Land in the Famous
Oak Grove District
Ten mil out in the nouthwont part nf the Hi
Kiver Vll y. liraxi Kivit, Oreicon.
The tract is partly improved
with 5 acres in young com
mercial orchard, has fairly
pood house, barns, etc., and
a fine spring well which is
; capable of lieing developed
! sufficiently to irrigate 40 or
i more acres. This tract is
i in the best apple section in
I the valley composed of all red
j shot soil. The surrounding
I country is being rapidly de-
! veloped and growing into big
; money.
J I RANK E. rORSBERO, Owner
Hood River, Oregon
S. E. BARTMESS
Funeral Director and Practical Embalmer
ESTABLISHED 18 YEARS
MOOD RIVER, OREGON
ovr es years
kV EXPERIENCE
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tmtt taken through Munn A Co. rclv
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culaUon of an? pviniiOi tournl. Trm, f.i
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LOW ONE WAY FARES TO ALL POINTS ON
The North Bank Road
Daily March 10th to April 10th, From
Chicago $33.00
Cincinnati 37.90
Milwaukee 31.50
St. Louis 32.00
New York 50.00
St. Taut $25.00
Kansas City 25.00
Omaha 25.00
Des Moines 27.85
Indianapolis 3G.G5
From other eastern points in proportion.
Tell your friends in the east of this opportunity of moving
west at low rates. Through trains via Burlington Route, North
ern I'acific, Great Northern and "North Hank lines. You can
deposit with me and tickets will be furnished people in the east.
Details will be furnished on request.
E. A. GIBERT, Aent, 8. P. Si 3. Ry., White Salmon, Wash.
W. E. COMAN, Oenoral Freight St Passenger Agent.
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worth i f mvniiiiiiliitliiti nt
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nr write tn,
WM. McMURKAY,
General PaBHonffer Agent,
Portland, Oregon.