12 THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31, 1910 POLK'S GAZETTEER A Rulnwi nirrlorr of Mrh City, Tmn nrf la On-Boii anU U hlnloB, gtwnir I rip I. Kkrlfh of h plnr, lorailio-s, Miipplnr rrilitlr nil m ( firl iirctry of mvh Hukttem R. 1. PrtlK CO., Inc. t4t:Ue, Wawh. FOR SALE One Hundred and Forty four Acres unimproved Fruitland in upper Valley. Four miles south of Park dale station. Five acres cleared. $65.00 an acre. Terms. Apply to JOHN GOLDSBURY, PARKDALE AVIATION RACES. New the Proper Thing at Stat and County Fairs. I the aviation race to supplant fast horses and balluou ascenalous at our count and state fairs? Are wi to have aeroplane days, and ts the bird J t--'.rfO till al -V. .-' ROOSEVELT'S The Most Pen-Jar Dec! By The Most Popular Man Gives in book farm by Roosevelt's own hand the sole account of his African Hunt AGENTS p WANTED NOW m in every B City, Town and Village B to handle M Colonel Roosevelt's CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS 153 Filth Avenue New Yorkf Photo by American Press Association. OLSJiM H. CCKTIsa AND BAHNKY OLPFIKLD man to take tbe place of tbe prize pumpkin as a prime attraction? We more fast tn these days, and already tbe aeroplane is racing tbe locomotive, as was so recently witnessed In Glenn i II. Curtiss' race with a New York Cen J tral special from Albany to New York city and Charles K. Hamilton's speed co u test with a Pennsylvania train from New York to Philadelphia and back again. Curtiss has also figured In a race with an automobile. It occurred at the Minnesota state fair grounds on June 23. Tbe mau In tbe automobile wns Barney Olddeld. Despite the many distressing accl dents met by aeroplanists and balloon Ists of late, records continue to be bro ken. Tbe thrilling flight of Curtiss over the sea. where he covered fifty miles at Atlantic City In a little more than an hour, broke all records of over sea Cylng, although Bights bad already been made across tbe English channel and New Yorkbay. A Pleasant Outlook. "X wonder why tbe bride is crying,' remarked oue of tbe guests at the wedding. "Can It be because she Is leaving home?" "No. It ain't that." answered th bride's small brother. "She's In love with the fellow she married, and I think she's crying 'cause sbe feels sor ry for him." AMERICA'S "SPURGEON." England's Leading Daily's Opinion of Brooklyn's Gnat Preacher. From the London Dally Mall. One of America's most remarkable men. Tastor Russell of Brooklyn tab ernacl. who Is by common consent the most prominent pulpit orator In the United States, has recently arrived in Lredon. He Is the Ppurgemi of Amer ica and Is visiting in England In con nection with the May meetings. The Line. "1 have a long line of ancestors who were all of my trade." said tbe baker. "Oh. a sort of bread line." smiled tbe chump -University of Minnesota Minnehaha. He'll Hear It Later On. Harold -I know thai I'm uot worthy of you. my darling. Fair One Re member that. Harold, and try married life Is sure to be happy. Jewish Ledger The trutt Is always tils strongest argument. - Sophocles. Candidate for Sheriff I hereby announce myself a a can dlditte for the Democratic nomlnn tlon for Sheriff before the primaries SeptetntKT '.'4th, 1!10. m. Ganger. Adv. Fancy Apples in Fancy Packages Our Specialty Fancy Packages, containing one to 112 Extra Fancy Hood River Apples. Send a Sample to Eastern Friends Express prepaid anywhere in United States or Canada. :::::: ROBINSON Commercial Club Booth & de REDDING Hood River, Oregon Excursion Rates to Portland ACCOUNT PORTLAND FAIR AND LIVE STOCIi EXPOSITION VIA The Oregon Railroad & Navigation Co. For the above occasion a round trip rate of ONE AND ONE-THIRD'FARE will be made in territory shown below. SALE DATES From points south of Kiparia in Washinjfton and from all points in Oregon east of The Dalles, SeptemberCth. From The Dalles and points west, September Gth and 7th. Final return limit September 13th. The Event of the Season. Grand Prizes. Horse Racing For further particulars apply to any O. Ii. & N. Agent or J. II. FREDRICY VVM. McMURRAY Aeent Onrl PtMcnarr Aeent SHARK PRODUCTS. Even the Bones Are Useful, the Spine as a Walking Stiok. Products obtained from tbe shark are both numerous and valuable. Shark Ons furnish Jelly that makes a delicious soup. If one may credit (be statements of those affecting that deli cacy. There Is an excellent market for this Jelly wherever Chines ars to be found. Tbe shark's liver gives a splendid clear oil excellently adapted for the lubrication of the parts of watches, clocks and One gnus. This oil Is held In some quarters lo as high esteem as Is the oil obtained from porpoise and dogfish liver, long claimed to be tbe finest of animal oils. Sharkskin Is of much value. It Is of a beautiful burnished gray or blu ish color and at first glance looks like finely grained leather by reason of the tiny prickles plentifully set one way There are so many of these prickles, quite Invisible to the naked eye, that the effect afforded by the dried kklu Is one of rich beauty, a quality that makes It particularly valuable for tbe manufacture of shagreen. It la em ployed for many decorative purposes. Even the bones of sharks are useful, Tbe spine Is In constant demand by the manufacturers of curious walking sticks. Tbey pass a thin malacca or steel rod through the polished and round vertebrae, and the result la a cane that sells for a high price. Tbe shark spine stick Is a great favorite In Germany. Harper's Weekly. BULL BAITING. A Brutal "Sport" That Was Populsr In Former Days. Tbe principle of bull baiting was ex tremely simple. A collar was fasten ed round tbe bull's neck, and by this the bull was attached by a rope to a stake. Tbe rope varied from nine to fifteen feet In length and therefore al lowed tbe bull but little movement Tbe audience was accommodated In a circle or "ring." The bulldog's duty was to grasp tbe bull's nose, and when he bad succeed' ed In obtaining a grip be waa required to maintain his hold, despite the ef forts of tbe larger animal to dislodge blm. Tbe bull awaited the attack with lowered horns, which the dog sought to evade by crouching toward the bead of his opponent. Sometimes tbe bull managed to get his horns under or Into tbe dog. which was then thrown high Into tbe air. Writers state that dogs bad been tossed up to a height of thirty or forty feet. Tbe dog, if be survived, would "retire hurt" On tbe other band, once the dog, which was trained to grip only the nose, obtained a bold his adver sary would have little chance of shak lng blm off. Tbe bull would whirl the dog In tbe air and struggle frantically to wrench his nose free from the ter rible grip. When, from sheer exhaus tion, the dog dropped clear of the bull a fresh dog was sent Into tbe ling. Photographing a Panther. A panther Is not easily killed and will often revive with very unpleasant results, as on a certain occasion in the Deccan. He appeared to be qnlte dead, and one of the spectators rushed np with a camera on a stand to obtain a picture of the supreme moment. He got his photograph, and. strange to say. It survived what followed, but no sooner had he taken It than tbe pan ther revived, tore himself loose and went for the photographer. Somehow the man escaped, but tbe camera was sent flying, and. disconcerted by bis encounter with It, the panther turned and made for tbe nearest tree, op which he went as quickly as a mon key. Now, the tree was crowded with Interested spectators, and for three or four strenuous seconds (until the pan ther was shot) we enjoyed a spectacle of natives dropping to earth with loud thuds like ripe plums from a Jungle plum tree as tbe panther approached them. Wide World Magazine. Bismarck and His Dog. Sultan. Prince IMsmarck's favorite boarhonnd, attacked a passing rail road train and was cut to pieces. Bis marck's grief over the dog's agonies was such that bis son Herbert tried to lead hlra away, but tbe prince would not go. "No. I cannot leave blm like this." Then, when the dog's suffer ings were over, Bismarck wiped his eyes and murmured: "Our Teuton forefathers showed benevolence In tbelr religion. They believed they would find In the hunting grounds of tbelr paradise all tbe dogs that had been their faithful comrades here be low. I wish I could believe that." Marriage Musis. During my school days I met tbe late Professor Prout, who was as full of fun as be was of musical lore. It Is said that at a wedding at which the late Dublin professor was presiding at tbe organ he played the happy couple In with "Wretched Lovers" and out with "Father, Forgive Tbem. For They Know Not What They Do!" - From Fifty Years' Reminiscences of a Free Church Musician." by E. Mlnshall. A SAM0AN FISHING BEE. Trapping the Game With a Leaf Chain Halt a Mile Long. A Samoa n (tailing bee Is a unique sight to wlfneMt. Cocoa nut leuie are gathered lu abundance and eecured,. doubled and tripled, end to eud. to form a long prickly i-huln. rouud lu appearance and about three feel In di ameter. These leaf chains are often woven to a length of half a mile. When tbe chain Is complete all tbe men of that particular villHge turn out en masse with their "puopuos." or Samoa o canoes. Wben Ibe tide Is high the chain Is stretched across some convenient place, supported by natives lu tbelr paopaos or simply wading where the shallowness will permit. Tbe co coa out setne Is then submerged and slowly forced shoreward, tbe prickly points driving the fish before them. Wben tbe point Is reached where tbe chain can rest upon the bottom and still protrude slightly from tbe water the natives after securing the ends to tbe beach retire and wait for tbe tid to recede, leaving the fish high and dry. It is often found that large fish are driven and caught In this manner, but since tbey are capable of Jumping tbe barrier tbey are dispatched with spears st once. Tbe catches of flsb thus made are sometimes enormous and often number thousands. Los An geles Times. The Flag of Denmark. In tbe year 1219 King Waldemar of Denmark, wben leading bis troops to battle against the LIvonlans, saw, or thought be saw. a bright light In tbe form of a cross In the sky. He held this appearance to be a promise of divine aid and pressed forward to vic tory. From (bis time be bad tbe cross placed on tbe flag of bis country and called It tbe Dannebrog-tbat Is. the strength of Denmark. Aside from legend there is no doubt that tbls flag with tbe cross was adopted by Den mark In tbe thirteenth century and that at about tbe same date an order, known as tbe order of Dannebrog. was Instituted, to which only soldiers and sailors who were distinguished for courage were allowed to belong. Tbe flag of Denmark, a plain red banner bearing on it a white cross. Is tbe old est flag now In existence. For 300 years both Norway and Sweden were united with Denmark uuder tbls flag. Housekeeper. Handel as a Child. George Frederick Handel, tbe son of a Saxon barber and valet, was only five years old wben bis "Angers wooed divine melodies" from tbe spinet, which a good natured aunt bad smug gled for him Into au attic, so that no sound of It might reach tbe ears of his father. At eight bis playing so aston ished tbe elector of Saxony that his father was compelled to withdraw bis opposition and allow the genius of the boy to have fair play. Aud before bo had reached bis twelfth birthday young Handel was known throughout Germany as a brilliant composer and virtuoso at tbe court of tbe emperor. Real Estate Bulletin SPECIAL $7500 For 20 Acres in Oak Grove, close to church, school and store. 4 acres in 6 year old Spitzenbergs, New towns and Jonatnins. Bal ance in one year old and slashed. This has one of the best build ing sites in the valley, shot soil, no rock, reasonable terms. New Pall Goods G. Y. EDWARDS & CO. Office Oregon Hotel Building rHONS 228 Teeth. Bobby My gran'ma's so old abe ain't got a tooth In her bead. Tommy- Aln't she? Well, mebby they're In ber bureau drawer, like my Annt Tillies Is sometimes. Imitation. Imitation may be de slncerest flat tery," said Uncle Kben. "but dat does not make counterfeit money any mo acceptable." Washington Star. Words are like leaves, and wber they most abound much fruit of eervie beneath Is rarely found -Pope. FRUIT JAR Easftojeal Easy io Open MquuL KeepsFruif Perfectly, CLEAR GLASS. Admits Whole fruit. CAN Your Peaches We have the Peaches and the Jars Schram Jars are the very Best Made Trices Moderate The Star Grocery mm & son cool mugs to Eir Phone S3 OUR NEW GOODS FOR FALL and WINTER are BEGINNING to A RRI VE LOOK MERE New Lot of Dress Goods Just In These are mostly Broadcloths and Novelty Suitings and are priced very low. Simmons Kid Gloves are reliable something you can de pend on for quality in brown, tan, grey, green, blue, black and white. 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