THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, JULY 2a, 1910
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DR. F C. BROS1US
Physician and Surgeon
Raakkmca. Oa k and Park . Offlca. Oak'and Socond
OAU-a hour. 10 to 11 a. m.. t to 9 and 1 tog p. m.
Ruoma t, 4 and 5. Broaiua Block. Hood Rivar. Ora.
H. L. DUMBLE
Physician and Surgeon
Calla promptly anawarad in town'or country, day
ornicht
TaUphonaa-Koaidenca.811. Offlca 611
Offlca in tha Broaiua Building.
DR. E. O. DUTRO
Physician and Surgeon
Offlca ovar Firat National Bank
Homa phona. Ra.TlB;!Offlca phona 71
Hood Rivar. Oregon
SHAW & BRONSON
Physicians and Surgeons
Eliot Block Phona 34
Hood River. Oregon
J. F. WATT, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Offlca. Huma phona 30. Reaidenee, 30 B
Hood River, Oregon
Or. M. H. Sharp
Dr. Edna B. Sharp
DRS. SHARP
Osteopathic Physicians
Uraduataa of tha American School of Oateopathy,
Kirkuville. Mo.
Office in Kliot Buildin
Phone-Ottice 1C2. Reaidenee 102-B.
Hood River, Oregon
C. H. JENKINS, D. M. D.
Dentist
'Office. Hall Building, over Butler Banking Co
Offlca phona 28. Reaidenee phone ZS-B
Hood River. Oregon
H. Dudley W. Pineo, D. D. S.
Dentist
Offlca over Firat National Bank
Offlca-Home phone 131. Reaidenee- Home 131-B
Hood River, Oregon
DR. E. L. SCOBEE
Dentist
Open evening by appointment
Kooma 6 and 7, Broaiua Buildinff. Phone 0
Hood Kiver. Oregon
M. E. WELCH
Licensed Veterinarian
Hood River, Oregon
A. J. DERBY
Lawyer
Smith block Hood River, Oregon
E. H. HARTWIG
Attorney at Law
Smith Block, over Firat National Bank
Phone 168 Hood River, Oregon
John Leland Henderson
Attorney at Law
Hood River, Oregon
A. A. JAYNE
Lawyer
Hall Ruilding
Hood River, Oregon
ERNEST C. SMITH
LAWYER
Riawna 14 and 1.1. Hall Building
Hixi River, Oregon
SAMUEL W. STARK
Attorney at Law
Eliot Building, riione 3WM
Hood River. Oregon
HOCKENBIiRRY & BARTLIiTT
ARCHITECTS
Paviilnon Building
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
Phone 61
P. M. MORSE
2ity Engineer and Surveyor
HANAOER
Nkwrlc, UomKTT A Wau
Davidaon Building Hood Hiv o,.h)i
POLK'S
GAZETTEER
Town and lllaae ia Oreaon and
hlnlon, gitlng a le-rliltva
Hketrh of en'h pliire. I.oriillin,
Nh.nplng Knrliltiea anil a I
flril Klreel.iry of ab llii.lama
Bad I'roleaalon.
R. L. pot K A CO , Ina.
Heullle, Huh.
A. C. BUCK
Notary Public and Insurance
Agent
Room 12. Broaiua Block
Hood River, Oregon
W. O. ALDREO
Contractor for Grading, Exca
vating and Teaming
Both Phonea
Oregon
SnorT line
a Union Pacific
TIHE TABLE
Effective Sunday, June 12th, trains
will arrive anil depart at Mood River,
Oregon, on the following; schedule:
WEST BOUND
Faat Mail (no paaaengera) 4:50 A. M.
Portland Flyer 6:20 "
Soo-Spokane-Portland 6:50 "
Portland Loral 7:43 "
Oregon A Washington Expreaa 7:56 '
Portland Local 4:30 P. M.
Chicago Limited 5.45 "
EAST BOUND
No. 9.
No. S.
No. 11.
No. 13.
Na 6.
Na 1.
Na 7.
Na 2.
Na 8.
Bake! City Local 10:26 A.
Chicago Limited 11:55 '
The Dallea Local 620 P.
M.
Na 14.
M.
Na 4.
Spokane Flyer 8:00 "
Faat Mail 8:30 "
Soo-Spokane-Portland 8:55 "
Oregon A Washington Expreaal0:26 "
Na 10.
Na 12.
Na 6.
Trains Na 7 and Na 8 have no coaches; passen
gers using this train will be required to pay pull
man fare in addition to railroad fare; theaa trains
make no stops between Hood River and Portland.
Train No. 7 stops only at Tha Dalles, Arlington,
Pendleton, Gibbona, LaGrande, Hot Lake, Union,
Baker City and Huntington.
Trains No. 1 and 2 stop at all atationa between
Baker City and Portland.
Trains No. 13 and 14 stop at all autiona be
tween Portland and Tha Dalles.
J. H. FREDRICY, Agent.
FOR SALE BY OWNER
40 Acres south of Summit
Shot soil. Four acres in New
towns, Spitzen bergs, Ortleys and
Arkansas Blacks set this spring.
Two acres slashed, balance light
clearing. Good spring, lumber
for house. Price $4500. Terms.
If interested, address
Box K, News Office
III'
California Orchard Ladders
The lightest and most durable Ladder made.
Used for years in the orange groves of Cali
fornia. In 6, 8, 10 and 12 foot lengths.
Orchard Twine
The soft, pliable kind. We are supplying all
the Principal Orchards in the Valley. Our
prices are right on these goods.
Patent Picking Buckets
An entirely new thing and of great merit. It
is a time saver. Come in and examine them
and place your orders early, as the factory is
way behind orders.
Picking Baskets
Oregon Oak, splendid
at Very Low Prices.
Orchardist Supplies
We make a specialty of Orchardist Supplies
and are always looking up and investigating
new articles placed on the market.
FRANZ HARDWARE CO.
Phono I A
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
ARE CASCADE MOUNTAINS
MOVING TOWARD RIVER
J uxt at uoou Tuemlay a lurge was
of rock Ijet-aiue detached from the
Ited Muff and crashed down Into the
valley below with a terrlfllc nolne,
r.-tlHiug a (hint that could be seen
teveral uille. It Itt stated by parties
that have been on top of the red
bluff recently that a larye crack has
opened about "jO to 100 feet back
from the edge, which In ten feet wide
and from 40. to PM) feet deep. By one
party at leaxt this crevice baa been
followed for more than a mile and It
In believed that It extendi ucroHa the
entire length of the bluff. It Is
claimed by some that the red bluff la
continually moving toward the Co
lumbia river. If ho the movement la
Imperceptibly alow, and yet thin
crack Indicates a movement of some
kind. The well known movement on
the Oregon aide, where the (). H. & X.
have had to rebuild their tracks sev
eral times, would naturally give rise
to the rumor that this side Is also
moving. The";red bluff Is the sup
posed ttbuttment of the Bridge of the
(iods on the north side. If the
mountains on both sides of the river
are actually moving toward each
other it would seem that the ancient
Indian legent were really true; that
th Bridge of the Gods did exist at
one time and the pressure being re
moved by Its fall the expansion of
the mountains north and south
pushes the two ends of the bridge to
wards each other. Or perhaps na
ture Is trying to build another bridge.
Skamania IMoneer.
Favor Newspaper Advertising
The Allegheny County Business
Men's Protective association was or
ganized at I'lttsburg. Curtis T.
Werfel. chairman, and V. I. Mayer,
secretary, are the temporary officers.
Sol Mayer of Wheeling. V. Va.,
president of a similar organization,
advised the keeping of a record of
delinquent debtors by maintaining a
printed book or list, copies to be
forwarded each member of the or
ganization. The association will
strive to eliminate billboard and
other advertising In favor of news
pa H-r publicity. American I'ress.
Teething children have more or
less diarrhoea, which can be con
trolled by giving ChamlK-rlaln's Colic
Cholera and Diarrhoea Itemed)'. All
that Is necessary Is to give the pre
scrllnnl dose after each operation of
the bowels more than natural and
then castor oil to cleanse the system.
It Is safe and sure. Sold by all deal
ers."
quality. Will buy them
A NOBLE RED MAN.
He Wn Net tha Stately Chiaf Wolaa
lay Expactad to Maat.
Lord Wolseley wu stationed in Can
ada many years ago. Ou one occasion
be spent a holiday la the wilds, build
ing a wigwam and practicing general
ly what we should now call the "back
to nature" cure.
It was soon after his arrival In the
country, and as tbe means of commu
nication were still somewbst primi
tive be had never seen an Indian and
was moat anxious to make tbe red
man's acquaintance. Some friends of
his promised to send one or two to see
bim, as tbere was an encampment not
very far away.
At last one morning Lord Wolseley
was Informed that a chief bad called
to see him. With bis mind full of tbe
conventional Indian, a man of com
manding presence, arrayed in all tbe
glory of paint and feathers, be eagerly
stepped outside bis wigwam to make
bis acquaintance. But be received a
rode shock wbeo be found a wizened
gentleman dressed in a tattered frock
coat and ancient waistcoat.
However, the general stifled bis as
tonishment and played the genial boat,
although horribly bored at the inces
sant chatter of the Indian, who had
been in the service of tbe Hudson Bay
company and therefore could speak
broken English fairly fluently.
At length, anxious to get rid of bis
visitor, be took a twenty-five cent
piece out of bis pocket and. fearing he
might be grossly insulting bis visitor,
presented It to blm.
Tbe latter took it, looked at it care
fully, felt tbe edges and then said:
"Can you inak' it half dollar?"
THE WET RAIN.
There Are Several Varieties, and All
Have Their Whims.
Bain Is principally composed of
water, but it should not be confused
wltb mining stock.
Bain always comes on Sunday after
noons and wash days.
Wash day may be changed to any day
In tbe week, systematically or Indis
criminately, but tbe rain will come.
Sunday afternoou, however, cannot
be changed to any other afternoon.
Tbe rain will bold off until you are
ready to go driving, and then tbe word
will be passed along the mysterious
currents of tbe air, and a double order
of cirrus and cumulus will be hurried
in from the west.
Also In tbe morning, when you leave
borne and carry your umbrella and
raincoat, tbe rain will go away and
sulk. But If you take heart of the
fair sky and leave the umbrella and
other trimmings then the rain will
wait until you leave the office and then
get you. Incidentally it will tuck a
few grip and rheumatism germs Into
your system.
Bain ia good for the crops, but why
it takes you for a crop is bard to un
derstand.
Bain never brought fame to any one
except Noah. Probably on tbe day tbe
flood began ho watched the last picnic
party drive out of town in a bus, shout
ing sarcastic things at blm through tbe
dust.
There are several varieties of rain,
but the one most popular with the
weather bureau is called Trobably."
Chicago News.
A Great Assistance.
"Good morning!" greeted the young
man In tbe threadbare suit.
Tbe millionaire turned around in bis
plush ohair.
"Er I think you have the advantage
of me. young man," be said distantly.
"Why, don't you remember me, sir?
I am broke. Two years ago you told
me If I ever went broke to come
around and see you."
Tbe millionaire beamed a benevolent
id tie.
"So I did. my son; so I did. Here is
the envelope all ready for you."
Tbe young man took tbe bulky en
velope, and bis spirits rose like the
mercury on a July day.
"Ah, a little assistance, I suppose?"
"No; a great assistance. It is a valu
able little pamphlet I wrote during my
pare time entitled 'How to Be Broke
and Happy.' "Chicago News.
Persian Shawls.
Tbe "sbal" of Herman whence our
word "shawl" Is made of goats' hair.
Like tbe carpet, the sbawl patterns
are learned by heart, and tbe work is
even finer. Children also do this work.
It Is estimated tbat Herman turns out
$300,000 worth of shawls, handmade,
a year. Tbe finest product Is a fir cone
pattern, a rich color effect, made espe
cially for the governor of tbe province,
who wears It as a robe of honor on tbe
Persian New Year's day.
He Got Her.
"It's ao long since you called upon
me," said the girl ss she came down
to the young man in the parlor, "tbat
I was beginning to think you were for
getting me."
"I am for getting you," replied tbe
smart youth, "and that's why I've
called tonight. Can I have your
A Real Crisis.
"Johnnie, do you understand what Is
meant by a crisis?"
"Yes. mum."
Tell us. Johnnie."
"Two out an' the bases full, mum."
Buffalo Express.
His Big Bill.
Quest How long Is this lease of
your hotel to run? Hotel Clerk-What
lease? Uucst-The one I Just gave you
the money for.-New Tork Trees.
Despotism may govern without faltb,
but liberty cannot-De Tocquetllle.
EXCURSION RATES TO THE EAST
During 1910, from All PoInU on
The Oregon Railroad & Navigation Company
TO RATES
Chicago $72.50
Council Bluffs
Omaha
Kansas City.. 60.00
St. Joseph . . .
St. Paul.....
St. Paul via Council Bluffs 63.90
Minneapolis direct 60.00
Minneapolis via Council Bluffs... 63.90
Duluth direct . 66.90
Duluth via Council Bluffs 67.50
St. Louis 67.50
Tickets will be on sale May 2 and 9; June 2, 17 and 24
July s and 22; August 3; September 8.
Ten days provided for the going trip.
Stopovers within limits in either direc
tion. Final return limit three months
from date of sale, but not later than
October 31st. One way through Cali
fornia $15 additional.
Inquire of any O. R. & N. Agent for more complete in
formation, or VVm. McMurray, Gen. Pass. Agt., Portland, Ora.
WOOD &
Fancy and Staple Groceries
Preferred Stock, Heinz's 57 varieties Pickles, Krout,
Mince Meat, Catsup, Apple Butter, Etc. Splendid
line of canned Tomatoes and Corn at IO cents
SOLE AGENTS FOR PURE WHITE FLOUR
...Your orders will receive onr best attention...
We Say Positively
that our drugs are abso-
P0SITJ VEXY f lutely pure and unadul
jjfw ' terated. Our reputation
convinced they can rely on
us convince you.
Keir
I RELIABLE DRUGGISTS
Smith Block,' HoodRiver, Oregon-
NORTH BEACH
QUEEN OF THE NORTHWEST RESORTS
Near the mouth of the Columbia River on the Washington Coast
THE PLACE TO SPEND YOUR
SUMMER VACATION
Twenty-five Miles of Magnificent Beach
:: Level, Compact and Smooth ::
Many thriving and tidy communities, delightful hotel, cottage,
tent and camp life. All the comforts of home and the health
ful, invigorating recreation of the seaside surf bathing,
fishing, clam digging, beach bonfires, riding, racing,
hunting, strolls and drives through picturesque
wooded headlands.
Reduced Rates from all parts of Oregon & Washington
via
Oregon Railroad and navigation Company
Season Rate: From Portland Round Trip, $4.00
Three Day -Saturday to Monday Rate, $3.00
Purchase tickets and make reservations at City Ticket Office, 3rd
and Washington Stree ts, Portland, or inquire of any
0. U. &. N. agent elsewhere for information
WM.McMURRAY, Cenl Passenger Agt, Portland. Ore.
HUGGINS
as reliable druggists has
been earned by putting
up only the best and
purest medicines in the
right manner. Our bus
iness has increased so
rapidly of late wre are
positive many are fully
us to the last notch. Let
Cass