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THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 1910
Switcbco, Braids, puffo, Turbano,
Rato, etc.
All Colors and at the Lowest Prices.
Cdc have tbc JVenio Corocto for tbc
Slender figureo
as well as for the Stout. Best Corset Made.
THE PARIS PAIR
The Store That Gives the Best Values
Ladies House Dresses
of A. F. C. Ginghams
in all the late patterns and newest
styles. One and two piece dresses
for less than you can get them
made for, to say nothing of the
cost of material. Plain colors and
stripes and checks for
$1.50, $1.75 and $2.00
Ladies' Tailor Made
Suits and Dresses
This spring's newest designs of the
latest materials. We have never
had as fine an assortment as at the
present and we know we can fit
you. No extra costs for alterations. All work guar
anteed first class. Just look these over, you will be
surprised to see what a little money will do.
Bw Drat
HI IWI'
8IJ 32. 34, 30. 38.
40, 42 inrhet bunt
Ladies' Shirt Waists
You have no idea the num
ber of beautiful waists we
have in this department
Gingham, Lawn, Linen, Lin
gerie or Silk, all the most ex
quisit effects, newest models
with all over embroidery and
lace fronts. Ladies' waists
' r suitable for any occasion and
ffj anv nocket book. Ladies'
lV waists for 50c. 75c, 85c. $1
4s' $1.50, $2 and up. You must
see them in order to appreci
ate the values.
Ladies' Hose
of all kinds from a plain black or tan or fancy; for
the pair 10c up to the finest lisle thread and silk.
All the newest designs in full lace, lace boot or
embroidered for, the pair, 15c, 25c, 35c, 50c and up.
Children's Hose
sizes 5 to 10, fast colors, medium heavy ribbed, the
pair
7c
Children's and Misses' Hose
finest silk finished lisle lace or plain, fine or heavy
ribbed for, the pair 15c, 20c and 25c
Boys' Suits
A swell line of suits for young men and boys in
both long and knee length trousers. Some especially
good values in boys' 2-piece suits.
Hart, Schaffner & Marx Suits
for men. The best line of men's clothing on the
market. We have a full line of the newest styles
and patterns. See them.
Manhattan Shirts
for men are guaranteed perfect in every respect and
positively will hold their color.
Olive Oil
Of Guaranteed Purify
Forseeing the immense demand for a genuine
Olive Oil in Medicinal, Toilet and Culinary
uses, we have looked for an absolutely
pure grade of Olive Oil and
....have selected....
Creme de Luxe Brand
Italian Olive Oil
as being the grade we could recommend to our
trade as the best. We are now receiving
this oil in original sealed cans and know
it to be of the high grade and
fine flavor claimed
GHAS. fJ. CLARKE
GLACIER PHARMACY
Hood River :: :: Oregon
JOLLYIjNCLEJOSIIIJA
(Continued from Pice 1)
line. Don't forget another fact, he
continued, "If everyou unfortunately
need a pair of HpecH, thin In the place
to come. He has everything requir
ed to improve defective eyes; and,
Hay, my boy, rememter these folk
are also expert doctors on Hick
watches. "
While Uncle JohIi was pondering
where to go next. I'olly suddenly
HHked: "I'ncle. where can I find the
leading millinery establishment?'
Just a few doors further on Oak
street." repjled I'ncle Josh, "and we
will visit Ielah Tompkins, who, by
the way, has on hand one of the
co.uptetest stocks of millinery to 1m
found In the city. oil can get wnai
you want there, the latest styles and
lowest prices lielng her motto.
Years of experience guarantees that
when you have purchased of her you
have the thing according to fashion
and a satisfaction that your work
has Jeen done by a competent ar
tist." In a few hours there never
was a happier girl than I'olly, for
her spring hat was a perfect dream
of loveliness.
"I would like to make you ac
(junlnted with Drs. Arnold Ac Hupp,
too." said the old man. "Their
office Is right upstairs, and If you
ever have to supplement your natur
al teeth" "I'gh! Don't you men
tion false teeth to me:" cried I'olly.
'I'll never carry 'pearly-lies' in my
mouth If I go toothless." "Ob, as
for that." laughed I'ncle Josh, "If
you'll only consult a good dentist In
time, you can save the catastrophe.
Drs. Arnold & Kupp. for Instance,
are wonderfully expert In saving
natural teeth, and they have the
skill and every mechanical appliance
necessary to do their work with the
least discomfort to their patrons.
Their anaesthetic for painless ex
traction Is a wonder, and works like
a charm."
"I!y the way," remarked I'ncle
Josh." as they reached the street. "I
must run over to the Hood Itlver
Hanking & Trust 'o. and get an
other check book. Come along with
me and get acquainted with the
officers, for of eourse you will do
business with them, and It Is always
more pleasant to le personally
acquainted with the s-ople you do
business with. This bank Is as solid
as the base of the universe. You
will fiud them ever ready to extend
any accommodations compatlable
with business principles. Your sav
ings, deposited there, will return you
a fair rate of Interest. It wouldn't
is a bad Idea, either, to rent one of
the Hood itlver ISanktng & Trust
Co. s safety boxes In which to keep
your valuables."
"And In the matter of Insurance,"
continued I. nele Josh, "that Is of Im
portance. You want a 'Poll-Icy' on
your new house of course, and my
old friend. J. H. Hellbronner, not
only has Hues of the solldest and In'st
companies, but he Is an expert and
trustworthy underwriter, he has a
large numlwr of companies, all of
which belong to the old reliable cat
egory, In-big well known for their
prompt and satisfactory adjustment
of losses. Its lietter to be safe than
sorry, and you'll surely be safe in the
Hellbronner agency."
"Yum, yum," laughingly escaped
from I'olly's rosebud lips as she
glanced Into I'arker's attractive con
fectionery store. "I'ncle Josh, you
know I've got a sweet tooth, and
those homemade candles look so nice
I just can't resist the temptation to
go In." Charley here objected, 'cause
he knew If I'olly got Into a confec
tionery store oii'.-e there's where
she'd likely want to stay. He re
lented, however, when he remem
tiered that I'ncle Josh was 'settlln' '
all the bills, so In they went, and the
girl loaded up on sweetmeats galore,
while all three Indulged In delicious
Ice cream, and Ice cream soda, which
Charles; declared surpassed even the
dreams of the epicurean god. I'olly
was a splendid Judge of sweetmeats,
and she Indulged In a profuse but
nevertheless altogether just compli
ment to I'arker's confections.
"Oh, Uncle Josh," exclaimed I'olly,
"I surely will Is- lonely without a pi
ano." I'ncle Josh was noticed to
examine tils bank book rather lugu
briously. "Well, I guess I can stand
It," he said, "but what piano would
you prefer.' "I think I d like to
have a Decker I!ros. , which I under
stand Is sod! by Soiile's piano house.
Several people have recommended It
to me for Its purity of tone, sympa
thy of touch, Is-auty of finish and a
whole lot of other good points."
"You couldn't choose a ts-tter Instru
ment," replied the old man, "and
sure enough Smile's piano house Is
the very place to see about It." Pol
ity selected the coveted piano, while
j Uncle Josh wrote out the check,
I pleasantly, too, for he knew the price
( was extremely reasonable.
"Now," cried the old gentleman,
"now for a picture of this crowd In
good old country fashlou; we'll go
to the photograph gallery; my friend
It. M. Dunham, has a good one, on
Third street. His pictures are won
derful In fidelity and finish. I waut
one full-size photo for my study, and
some small ones for my friends.
Dunham has the soul of a true artist;
all his work Is a labor of love, In
which he will not fall short of per
fection, and he Is famous for success
ful enlarging. I waut to give you a
life-size representation of 'yours
truly.'" (Uncle Josh's picture may
lie seen at Dunham's studio any time
the reader desires to call.)
"Oh, mel Oh, my!" ejaculated I'ol
ly, as they halted before a show win
dow, "what a perfectly lovely Ox
ford." "Yes," says Uncle Josh, "the
Paris Fair's stock can't be equalled
In style and extent In this section.
(Jo In, look It over and get ac
quainted." It might have leen pol
icy not to have extended that Invita
tion had not Uncle Josh known what
wise economy H Is to trade at the
Paris Fair, for Polly found goods
and prices so seductive that she pur
chased an outfit from an Oxford to a
handsome walking boot. Charley
Invested In gents' fine shoes, while
Uncle Josh Indulged In a stout farm
boot, with rubbers for the crowd.
No one needing footwear can resist
the styles aud prices offered by the
Paris Fair.
"1 declare, I'ncle," exclaimed Char
ley, "there goes a handsome harness;
I must have one like that fur the
girl." "Get It right down here at
Frank Salticky's. This Is the boss
hoie millinery firm of this section,
to my notion. He uses only first
class material and gives personal
supervision to the minutest detail of
manufacture. There Is nothing In
harness but can be had of him, heavy
and light, single and double, plain
and fancy, work and buggy harness.
You can get 'em there, besides every
other kind of turf goods imaginable,
anrl the finest lot of laprobes, whips
and blankets you ever laid your eves
upon." After a visit to Salticky's
Charley said lie thought "If a m:iu
couldn't get satisfied it would lie his
own fault," and he expressed himself
pleased with the fine harness Uncle
Josh bargained for.
At this point, somewhat to the
confusion of Charley, the old man In
dulged In a half serious criticism of
his personal appearance. "You lire
decidedly off style for a townsman,"
said he, "and we'd letter go see the
Paris Fair about some new duds."
After Charles had fitted himself In a
Hart, Schaffner & Marx suit, from
the plies of fashionable garments
that cover the tables of this exten
slvely stocked establishment. Uncle
Josh declared: "Now you look like a
newly married man." Before leav
ing, having found goods and prices
Irresistible, Charles also Invested In a
complete outfit of gent's furnishings
from the latest style hat to a half
down Manhattan shirts. The Paris
Fair Is not to lie undersold In the
state.
"Holy smoke, Charley, where In
the name of creation did you get
that snipe? That's about the worst
weed that ever came In contact with
my olfactory nerves," laughingly re
marked Uncle Josh. "Step In here
tc this cigar store and get a 'Santa-
ellas', then you'll have a gentleman's
smoke. I he Nantaellas Is a cracker-
Jack: contains all the qualities of a
(Concluded on Paire 5)
Reception to New Pastor
The ladles of the Christian church
announce nn Informal reception to
Itev. anil Mrs. Peart of the Valley
Christian church, Wednesday eve
ning, April 10th, at S o'clock, and ex
tend a cordial Invitation to all mem
bers of the church, congregation and
the public generally to attend. It Is
extccted that the pastors of the Hood
Itlver churches will Iws present to
welcome the new pastor. Mr. Ieslle
Hutler will also be present to extend
welcoming words.
We Can't Do the Impossible
It is not advisable to make the
effort, 1 will tell you so
My Specialty is WATCH REPAIRING
Every time piece which leaves
this establishment is in A-l or
der and is GUARANTEED.
HOOD RIVER'S JEWELER
Opposite Butler Bank
OPEN EVENINGS
In Brosius Block
A full line of poultry supplies at
Whitehead's.
STRANAHAN & SLAVENS
Contractors and Builders
ESTIMATES FURNISHED
Phone 286M Hood Rive Ortson
JOHN 0. ZOLLS & SONS
Contractors in Stone, Brick and
Concrete Work
Hood River, Oregon
ROSS & RICHARDS
CIGAR STORE
Tht Liadlng Conftctinlsts and Tobiccolsta
(Billiard Room and Rnwlinr Alley in Connection)
Agency Portland Journal
Oak Street
Hood River, Orejron
4 4
ltex Stock Food sold under a guar
antee to give satisfaction or your
money refunded at W hitehead's Feed
Store."
('. V. Kdmunds, M. I(., eye, ear,
nose and throat diseases exclusively.
Otlice hours !t:.'lo a. m. to 4 p.m.
Phone 4.1, Ites. :C;12 U.
GO TO-2
Dabney'f Furniture Store
You Can Get Anything
You Want Either
New or Second Hand
For Your Home Very Cheap
Agent for CHARTER OAK Stoves and Ranges
Guaranteed Cheapest Outfitters
Phone 1053
The Steamer TEAL
leaves Portland for The Dalles, Big
Eddy, and way points, Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays at 7 a. m.,
returning Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays, leaving the Dalles at 7 a. m.
Resumed service Feb. 1st, 1910.
Have liiiyer" for some Improve')
and unimproved fruit farms. Fall
and list your place with (ieo. I). Cul
liertsoD A Co.
IF
You are Interest
ed in raising cu
cumbers this sea
son call up the
HOOD RIVER
VINEGAR CO.
WHEN YOU WANT
Manufacturijig and Repair Work
OF ANY AND EVERY DESCRIPTION
We are prepared to do It In our large and well equipped Manufactur
ing and Repair Establishment.
We would be pleased to have you call on us.
FINE HORSESHOEING
SNOW & UPSON
Shops 14 1-H3-1 45-147 Fourth St.,Op. (lllbert-Vaughan, Hood River.Or.
Stranahan & Clark
M A V
Potash
Nitrate of Soda
Bone Heal
Tankage
Blood Heal
Super Phosphate
Ready nixed
Fertilizers, Kanit,
Lime, Cement.
Land Plaster,
-J
PHONE 50-K
CRATES
We are in a position to give our custemers the
best of service throughout the Strawberry season
In our canvas of the valley we missed a few grow
ers and would be pleased to have these call at an
early date and give us an estimate of the numberof
crates they will need. pnoNifiTs
HOOD RIVER BOX CO.