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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, SEpTEmbER 6, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, SEPT. 8, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19). There’s
a fine line between the heavy
load that builds your muscles and
the one that injures you. To avoid
getting into too much, take what
you think is the right amount and
then back it down two notches and
you’ll be just right.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Fascinating trends are part of the
fun. Before you know it, you’re on a
treadmill of social expectation. It’s
harmless entertainment as long as
you remember who’s in control. You
can step off and do your own thing
at any moment.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Since
you want to do and be the best,
you’ll notice what’s working against
that goal. You’re not looking for
problems, but seeking opportuni-
ties for improvement leads natural-
ly to the question: what could be
better here?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Happiness is understanding what
matters most and spending your
best energy there. The day holds
victories with noble pursuits such
as mastering a soup recipe or
helping a child make peace with
their bedtime.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Being
too careful makes your muscles
tight and rigid, which is a fine way
to stumble. So, you’ll relinquish a
little control and keep it loose. You’d
rather learn to sway and catch
yourself than topple and land hard
due to inflexibility.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Expressing yourself clears the way
for you to live in better alignment
with your values. You’ll somehow
say things you didn’t even know
you knew how to say – things
you didn’t even know you were
thinking.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Don’t
stress too much over domestic
problems. They will get solved.
Things don’t have to be perfect in
order to be livable in the short term.
The people who visit are there to
see you, not your home.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Balancing work and play gets
challenging when all you want to
do is play and all that’s before you is
work as far as the eye can see. This
is where your creativity kicks in, and
you have plenty of that too. You
turn work into fun.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Logic is
your weapon against false hope,
stupid ideas and other wastes of
resources. Just make sure it doesn’t
also arm you against creativity and
innovation. You’d be surprised at
how many illogical journeys lead to
logical places.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
thing that makes a house a home
cannot be bought. The style choic-
es that represent you well, keep you
comfortable, safe and surrounded
by visuals that delight you will
require more creativity than money.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
answers are not in the upstairs attic
of your mind, so there’s no purpose
to crawling around in the cobwebs.
The answers are easily observed
in the world around you; you just
have to slow down to look.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Questioning authority is a tenet of
some cultures and in other cultures
it is seen as disrespectful or even
dangerous. As every group has a
unique set of unspoken rules, seek
understanding first and proceed
accordingly.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Sept. 8).
Wonder what you could accom-
plish with a little more emotional
and financial support? You’ll soon
find out. Relationships uplift and
fortify you. You’ll know the thrill of
accomplishment, the gratification
of making a difference and the sat-
isfaction of fulfilling your goal. Also,
a professional move is highlighted.
Gemini and Taurus adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 9, 12, 4, 44 and
18.