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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, AuguST 27, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, AUG. 29, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Your
visual sense is enhanced now.
You’ll quite literally see what
you couldn’t yesterday. You’ll
be inspired and motivated by
beauty, and you’ll learn quickly by
picturing information.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
can’t pursue every lead, but the
good ones will compel you to
move forward somehow, even
if you’re not sure how. If you
don’t get the response you were
looking for, don’t worry – it’s just a
twist in the spellbinding plot.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
When someone brushes against
an emotional wound, it hurts.
But it also shows you where you
still need to heal. All in all, you’re
where you need to be and among
the perfect people to help you.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
have gracefully fulfilled a respon-
sibility to loved ones. You’ve said
your piece and given all the help
you can. Now, the most loving
thing you can do is back off, relax
and be awed by the healing
process.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You could
force things into your mold, but
not without great effort and ad-
verse consequences. Try adjusting
your expectation and require-
ments instead. Then you’ll see
what’s really going on and plan a
smarter response.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Love
is the focus. You may spend as
much time chasing it as you do
running from it. Fortune favors
your intuition, so let your next
move be a reflexive one. Don’t
think too much about it; just let
instinct show you where to go.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). There
was a time you just wanted
people to understand you. It’s less
important to you now. You make
efforts to clearly communicate,
but there’s no pain involved if
they still don’t get it. Not needing
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
to be understood is liberating.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Your
stance has changed and will con-
tinue to change as new informa-
tion colors the picture. Better to
be open-minded than certain of a
falsehood. You still value the same
things, though your beliefs can be
a work in progress.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
An opportunity is time-sensitive.
Seize it now or pass, knowing
you’ll not see quite the same
situation arise again. Timeliness
also applies to problems, which
you’ll handle promptly and avoid
complication.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Even if you can’t completely
control your moods, you can steer
them somewhat. You’ll be particu-
larly susceptible to environmental
factors today, so if you go where
the wholesome, sunny vibes are,
you should be golden.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You won’t need a lot of time to
warm to new people. Friendly and
observant, you’ll find common
ground, determine how you can
help one another and set expec-
tations. You’ll adjust quickly to
people’s quirks.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Peo-
ple are tripping over one another
to win at a game. Instead, you’ll
pull back and make a strategic
plan. You’ll fixate on a specific
target, gather your resources and
make a calculated leap.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug. 29).
To a greater extent than was pre-
viously possible, you’ll create your
own life. It will feel wonderful to
steer the wheel of destiny instead
of reacting to it. You’ll get around
in style thanks to well-earned
upgrades. New people and areas
of study will contribute signifi-
cantly to your happiness and high
energy. Aries and Cancer adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 9,
21, 4, 43 and 16.