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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, AuguST 27, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, AUG. 28, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19). What
comes up today are the sort of
puzzles you really don’t have to
reason your way through. Give
your logical mind a break. Medi-
tate, shower, drive, walk or sleep
on it instead.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). An ex-
pectation is not being met. You’ve
been made to wait too long.
Patience is indeed a virtue, but the
squeaky wheel has virtues as well.
Don’t be too quick to accept how
things are. Voice your concerns.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Nostal-
gia describes a feeling for the past,
altered from its original form. You
can’t help but bathe good memo-
ries in a flattering light. You’ll float
to a different time and embellish
the scene in your own lovely way, a
cherished memory.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You’ve
a magic power tingling in your
fingertips. You might use your
wizardry to make someone fall in
love with you. Check your heart to
verify this is what you really want;
your charms will be stronger than
anticipated.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You are
always better off reaching out
than not reaching out. Confidence
is required, and it sets the plot in
motion in good, bad and unpre-
dictable ways. The world belongs
to those with the courage to take
initiative.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Like
sticky flowers meant to trap busy
bees, there are games that people
don’t even realize they are playing
until they are too deep inside it to
turn back. But you are savvier. You
may be going fast, but you are also
paying attention.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Discern
between issues and nonissues and
this will be a pleasant day. Happi-
ness will be the natural result of
focusing on what needs attention,
maintenance or alteration, and
leaving the rest alone.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You
are prone to wanting too narrowly
for your own good today. Any
number of good things is likely
to happen to you. So instead of
focusing too intently on achieving
one specific outcome, let go and
trust the bountiful universe.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). What some would consider
stressful is mere child’s play to you.
In fact, you’ve been in the situation
long enough to get bored. New
challenges will not come through
the door, but you can create them
for yourself.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
The task at hand offers a certain
level of inconvenience. This is a
chance to either prove your pa-
tience or develop it. Keep in mind,
this is nothing new. You are not the
first to experience it, and others are
in the same boat.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You
were born with love in your heart,
and you give it unthinkingly; it’s
as reflexive an act as breathing.
And like breathing, you take notice
when something is causing it to be
labored. What is getting in the way
of love?
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Following your curiosity about
the interesting world, you’ll lose
yourself. Unselfconscious bravery
(arguably, your most natural state)
is powerful. You’ll break into a new
scene and leave a memorable
impression.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug. 28).
Your ideas are strong, and you’ll
know because you’ll test them. A
scientific approach to goals will
help you expedite your desired
results. A special relationship will
send you in unexpected directions.
You’ll be an expert in the realm of
music and fun and will set the bar
for taste with this and your hosting
style. Leo and Scorpio adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 12, 4, 44,
1 and 16.
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