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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, AuguST 20, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, AUG. 22, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Every
move has a price. While weigh-
ing one action against another,
the cost may be easily assessed.
The cost of inaction won’t be so
obvious but is equally important
to consider.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ll follow a whisper of curios-
ity. Before you know it you’re in
a different world and enjoying
work that widens your interests,
grows your skills and evolves your
worldview.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Very
few people are lucky enough to
be surrounded by support. Many
must advocate for themselves or
seek out circles of support. You
have a talent for encouraging and
lifting others, and it’s very valuable
indeed.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
There’s really no point in arguing
with people who are already
100% convinced they’re right. Cer-
tainty takes up the mental space
needed for learning. Respectfully
agreeing to disagree may be the
best you can do.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The more
honest you are about your feel-
ings, strengths and weaknesses,
the better you’ll know yourself.
And the better you know yourself,
the easier it is to arrange your life
in the way that leads you to be the
person you want to be.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You’ve
learned from the best teachers,
and you’ve learned even more
from the worst teachers. Exam-
ples of what you don’t want are
extremely valuable and memora-
ble, too. Your body automatically
steers away from them.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Decide
where you are and are not willing
to go with another person. The
closer the relationship, the more
potential it has to alter the course
of your life for better or worse.
You’ll be very careful in this regard.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Indulgence can be self-love or
self-denial, depending on the
situation. When you’ve been very
strict, letting yourself relax can
be the sweetest kindness. When
you’ve been too lax, pulling in the
reigns is the loving move.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You are in the process of becom-
ing. The cause that captures your
curiosity and heart will soon cap-
ture your identity as well. As you
dedicate more of your attention in
this realm, it will shape you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Try not to get too frustrated with
the situation, even if nothing
about it seems to yield to your
influence. The only thing you can
change about this is your attitude
– but that will change absolutely
everything.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Options abound. Some seductive
routes are dead wrong for you;
others intrigue you for a reason.
Don’t worry, you’ll know in the
earliest stages. Just make sure
you act quickly according to the
information your gut provides.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). If you
don’t know what the competition
is doing, you’ll be at a disadvan-
tage. If you obsess about what
the competition is doing, it will
affect your productivity. You will
now strike the perfect balance of
awareness in this regard.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug.
22). You’ve been practicing and
preparing. This is a year to show
the world what you can do. New
resources will be made available
to you, including a keen assistant.
The social scene is filled with easy-
going fun balanced by enough
competition to make things
interesting. Your financial picture
brightens with an exciting side
gig. Aries and Libra adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 3, 38, 44,
1 and 15.