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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, AuguST 20, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, AUG. 21, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19). It’s
normal to fear what is different
and be drawn to the safety of
what is similar. It is just as normal
to do the opposite. You’ll be fas-
cinated by the foreign. Peculiarity
piques your interest and your
curiosity will drive you to discover.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
There’s no reason to be in a dilem-
ma alone, especially when you
consider that to some people this
choice would be a snap because
they make such decisions every
day. Bring more people into mix
and you’ll get clarity.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You are unlikely to hit your goal
without a system of accountability.
This might be a person, a group or
a tool. The more you enlist in your
process, the better. It lightens the
load so much you may even forget
that it’s work.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Thunder bellowing through the
heavens is not showing off; it’s just
being thunder. When you do your
thing, you’re powerful, too. If that
startles someone, it’s only because
they underestimated you. They’ll
adjust.
and connection with your fellow
flawed humans.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). For
the guitar to make a sound, there
must be tension on the strings.
There is tension in one of your
relationships, too, and if you rush
to relieve it, you might spoil the
harmonic potential. It’s interesting
music you’re making here.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You know you’re right, but it’s
still important to defend yourself
against the opposition. In doing
so, you’ll fortify your confidence.
When dealing with a group, you’ll
only be as right as you can con-
vince people you are.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). If
the service is bad, it’s a fair indica-
tion the food will be, too. There’s
usually a graceful point in which to
get out while the getting’s good,
but you have to be watching for it.
This advice applies to dating, too.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). It’s
a time of reorganization, especially
of your material possessions. You
get the most value out of the
items you use on the regular. As
for the rest, the more you let go of,
the happier you will be.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The most
important words ever uttered in
the history of speaking wouldn’t
matter in the least if spoken with
weak intention. And utterly inane
words spoken with confidence
can open doors. The right energy
will be key today.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). The
time is coming for you to give a
gift. The thought you put into will
not only save you money but also
elevate the gesture to something
much more meaningful. Think
ahead. It’s not about the size or
cost; it’s about artful specificity.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
provide what’s needed and serve
it up in a way that is most pleasant
and convenient for others. For
this reason, you’ll get what every
successful person needs – oppor-
tunities.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug. 21).
Upgrades to your thinking make
the impossible happen: You keep
getting newer instead of older.
Influence grows. Some follow your
lead. Others imitate your moves.
You will make money teaching or
creating helpful product and ser-
vices. Romance will be the breeze
that blows you through a series of
carefree days. Libra and Sagittarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 7, 21, 3, 33 and 19.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). As
much as you enjoy striving for
an ideal and doing your best,
perfection is not your friend. The
futile notion of getting it all right
can only stand in the way of fun
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