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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, AuguST 16, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, AUG. 17, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Every-
one in your immediate vicinity is
at a similar skill level or concerned
with the same topics as you are.
It’s bad for productivity. Go where
this isn’t the case. Once you get
objectivity, you’ll know exactly
where best to focus.
yourself to figuring this out.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Watch what people are sharing
and what gets noticed. People
want to know things that you
already know. There is a huge
opportunity for you in this, should
you decide to start sharing more
of what you do.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Experience is a fantastic teach-
er, but it’s not the only teacher.
Follow the instructions left by your
predecessors. This race is like a
relay in which you start where the
torch is passed to you, not back at
the beginning.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). To
some extent, you can pick and
choose the beliefs that suit you.
Though, unfortunately, many be-
liefs come as a package deal. You
can always try an idea on for fit. If
doesn’t feel right, try another.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Everything comes to fruition
through labor. You have no prob-
lem motivating yourself to get a
job done. You’ll bond with others
through thinking and talking
about work, and get tips and tricks
that make it easier.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Some
people act nice because they want
you to think well of them and
perhaps reciprocate. Others do
nice things because they’re nice
people. Life is dreamy when you’re
surrounded by the latter category.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Circum-
stances aren’t perfect, but you’ll
perform well with the right-size
challenge. Resist the temptation
to overcommit yourself. Think of
your entire situation and take on
responsibilities that fit comfort-
ably into your life.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). “Can
I talk to you?” can be an innocent
request, though more often it
grabs attention and inspires fear.
Most feel-good messages need
no such fanfare. You’ll be careful
not to let simple things become
dramatic.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
old way is barely working. People
follow the recipe, read from the
script, fulfill the programming,
only to find meager or hollow
results. If anyone can finagle a
new and better way, it’s you. Apply
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). If left
unguarded, leisure time can get
eaten up by obligations. Protect
your fun! Treat your playtime as
sacred, and if you planned to give
yourself a reward, make sure you
really give it to yourself.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Like
spotty cellphone service, you’ll
get moments of clarity and blanks
to fill in, which you’ll do like a pro.
You could see this as an annoy-
ance, though you might just as
easily see it as a puzzle or game.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). If
you only fulfill one directive today,
let it be this: accept yourself.
Everything springs from your
relationship with yourself. When
that relationship is solid, others
will be open to you and all you
contribute.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug.
17). Natural environments will
speak to you. You’ll walk to the
water’s edge and listen to the
wisdom of wind and wave. The el-
ements can change in a moment
or an eon. You’ll take charge of
your life’s timing and set defining
rhythms with your decisions that
stick. Success will be attributed
to your incredible gift of tenacity.
Libra and Capricorn adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 4, 44, 3,
38 and 18.
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