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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, AuguST 13, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, AUG. 15, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
treat everyone differently because
everyone is, in fact, different.
You have an amazing ability to
communicate with each person
in the way they are most likely to
understand and enjoy.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). When
someone impresses you, you’ll
let them know in subtle and not
so subtle ways. They feel they’ve
finally been seen. You feel you’re
getting to know someone truly
unique. Special connections get
made.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It feels
good to be helpful, and there will
be no shortage of takers for your
kind of assistance. As you focus on
the needs of others, you just may
find that you’re creating a niche
for yourself. Eventually, you’ll be
known and paid for this.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You’ll
have efficient conversations with
those you know very well, skipping
formalities and getting right to the
point. There’s comfort in sharing
a connection that people outside
the relationship couldn’t possibly
understand.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’re
working on the kind of endeavor
that will never be fully finished.
Deciding when to move on from
the project will be a matter of
compromise. You’ll push it as far as
the time period allows and then let
it go to have a life of its own.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It
will be most satisfying to imply a
thing and see who picks up what
you’re throwing down. This kind
of connection is a signal that you
share a reality and a sensibility.
You see each other and bond in
commonality.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Your
happiness comes from celebrating
good sensations – warm skin, mus-
cles moving, the body alive. In your
moments of gratitude, everything
else feels like a bonus atop the
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
tremendous gift of being alive.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). At-
traction has its own logic, which it
keeps close to the vest and refuses
to share. You’re better off accept-
ing your attraction as a given and
then moving on to the business of
how to best use or manage it.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Your appetite for knowledge is
mighty, and the method that gives
you the most now is reading. As
Groucho Marx apparently said,
“Outside of a dog, books are a
man’s best friend. Inside of a dog,
it’s too dark to read.”
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). In
some regard, you feel like you’re
undertrained, outside of the loop
and just getting by on a wing and
a prayer. And while it seems like a
lonely notion indeed, more people
share it than you’d believe. Reach
out.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You were taught to respect your
elders, but you learned to respect
your youngers on your own. The
very young teach with the eyes
of innocence. The older ones will
lend technological savvy and a
fascinating worldview.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Once
an algorithm gets involved with
you, you’ll be served up what the
robot thinks you’ll like. This works
so well for you that sometimes
you forget how your tastes and po-
tentials are vaster than any robot
could possibly service.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug. 15).
You’re faithful, loyal and constant,
and will experience the security of
being treated in kind – plus, zings
of excitement keep the adventure
flowing. You’ll develop a style that
works for you, and you’ll operate
with greater comfort and confi-
dence as you find it. More high-
lights: a financial win and a stellar
endorsement. Libra and Scorpio
adore you. Your lucky numbers are:
7, 18, 3, 33 and 48.