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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, AuguST 4, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, AUG. 6, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Focus
on the broader strokes because
chipping away at small things will
be a waste of time and energy
when there are so many gener-
alities to establish. Consult those
who have done it before to get
the correct order.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Coming together will be the
hardest part, but once the group
is established, teamwork will keep
the flow going. Soon the collec-
tive has a strong magnetic force
that keeps everyone connected in
productivity.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). To
delay your dreams is dangerous
business. What if the excitement
wears off, the motivation wanes,
the impulse goes away? Do things
while you’re feeling them. It’s
better to make a memory than
contribute to time’s blur.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Instead of wondering what one
of your idols would do, you’ll ask
sincerely what seems most like
a “you” action. If you can come
up with one, you’ll take it and be
lucky. If you can’t, trying things
and ruling them out will be lucky.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You have
valuable knowledge to impart,
and you very shortly will do it.
There are but a few things left to
learn before you can do this prop-
erly. This stage requires patience
and organization.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It
is your fundamental belief that
everyone is unique and excep-
tional in their own way. For this
reason, you prefer not to be put
in a position to judge, compare
or assign value to anyone’s work.
You’ll make choices based on fit.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). To
treat lovely people well does not
require compassion and has no
expansive effect on the heart.
Compassion is the kind of love
employed when its object seems,
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
at the surface level at least, to be,
for whatever reason, unlovable.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
When someone makes you laugh,
you feel seen. And when you
make someone else laugh, it’s like
audible validation of a joining of
your minds and sensibilities. You’ll
enjoy the sacred bond of humor
with someone today.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You’re happy to help, but you’re
also happy because you help.
Even if you’re not contributing
what you’re best at, just showing
up willing to pitch in will make a
difference to them and a bigger
one to you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
There’s only one trouble you need
to own, and that’s today’s. Yester-
day’s is over and tomorrow’s is
borrowed. Never borrow trouble.
If it’s not worth owning, it’s not
worth having.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
People don’t want to say no to you
today, but if that’s really the an-
swer, try and get them to say it. A
fast no moves the action forward
and is far better than wasting time
in limbo chasing down a maybe.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Favors will come from the top.
They won’t necessarily go to those
who have worked hardest; rather,
they go to the ones who have
pleased the boss. “Whoever obeys
the gods, to him they particularly
listen.” – Homer
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug.
6). A payday will relax you! You’re
courageous and free, less con-
cerned with results than you are
with enjoying yourself. Guided by
big curiosity and little expectation,
you’ll gather rare insights along
the way and see the opportuni-
ties others miss. Loving and loyal
companionship will be yours to
treasure. Capricorn and Cancer
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 7, 3, 33, 2 and 17.