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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, AuguST 2, 2022
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, AUG. 3, 2022
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Let
nothing stand between you and
your love. Whether it’s a person,
a subject, an endeavor or a god,
there is no expert who knows
more about your feelings than
you do. Be guided by your own
curiosity and attraction.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You’ll
be met with support and disagree-
ment. Both are a gift, the bigger
gift being disagreement. In this
world, it is not similarities that take
us forward but blunt opposition.
You’ll grow sharp from it.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Will
you get yours? Will they get theirs?
You needn’t worry. The core of the
earth is a churning ball of reciproc-
ity. It’s how this world is erected
and balanced. Kindness, evil and
everything in between can’t help
but be reciprocated.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
want to get the timing right, but
you only have control over one
small part of the clock. Rushing,
pushing or worrying is not going
to make a tick of difference. You
may as well relax and trust the
larger mechanics.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Peace is
widely considered better than
other alternatives, but every state
has something to offer. Turmoil is
a teacher, a trainer who helps you
find your strength and grow your
heart. Whatever state you’re in,
use it.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Is it
wrong to manipulate someone
to do what you want them to
do if your aim is what’s best for
them and everyone else involved?
You’ve benevolent reasons for
testing the boundaries of control
today.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Today
you’ll tend to experience things
more deeply than those around
you seem to. It may feel like
a weakness, but it’s actually a
strength. Your range of feeling
goes wider on both ends of the
spectrum.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Among the saddest words are,
“if only.” The antidote to that
woeful phrase is equally succinct:
“I accept.” While not exactly happy,
they are the basis from which hap-
piness and fulfillment will spring.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You take personal responsibility se-
riously. You’ll pitch in and clean up
a mess you didn’t create. None are
blameless for the state of things,
and you resolve to leave it better
than it was when you arrived.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
What happens to you is always far
less important than what you take
from the experience. However you
feel, tell yourself it’s an acceptable
feeling. You won’t be able to move
through the feelings until you first
accept them.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). The
goal is to become experienced,
smooth and able to produce
results quickly. Mistakes are inevi-
table. Since you can’t avoid them,
try not to fear them either. You’ll
develop the resilience to recover
quickly and keep going.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’ll be in a position to change
the price of your offerings. There’s
more value to what you give than
a dollar amount could suggest.
Consider it all. Can you think of
yourself outside of your current
definitions?
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug.
3). Life’s timing, however far off
from your own, won’t disappoint.
You’ll be so impressed at how
things click and whir in a design
that’s better than you dreamed.
You’ll get an education that helps
you enjoy a thing more. You’ll
win fans and money as you take
pleasure seriously and take serious
things with pleasure. Pisces and
Taurus adore you. Your lucky num-
bers are: 8, 22, 1, 18 and 45.
SIX CHIX
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS