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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, July 28, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JULY 30, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
have things to do, places to be and
timing to hit just right. The rule
of the cool is to never hurry. This
sometimes goes against instinct,
but you won’t be sorry about the
restraint you exercised in the name
of keeping cool.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You’ll
be inspired by those who carry
large burdens and still choose to
reach beyond themselves and
focus on a bigger picture. What
you might not see is that you’re
such a person too, and others are
inspired by you.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Ideas
will seem to string themselves to-
gether in your head forming blue-
prints for a future you can really
get behind. The buildability factor
here is high. Finish one project and
the resources for the next one will
show up like clockwork.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). A
small group of people may be
involved in the day’s work but
you’re the one keeping everything
on track. Without you, none of it
would get done. Be strategic. Lead
from within the ranks and with
kindness.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). There’s
not a lot of work to be done, but
there’s a lot of change that must
be tolerated, which is actually
harder. Flexibility is a form of
strength. Give yourself credit and
props for your ability to adjust and
settle in.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today’s
success can be chalked up to
timing and the best timing can be
summed up on one word: early.
Giving yourself plenty of time pro-
motes that peaceful, easy feeling
from which your most charming
self will spring.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). There’s
room in your life for fresh faces
and new alliances. Whether you’re
looking for a friend, business part-
ner or romantic tie, you are well-
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aware that what you’re choosing is
a person, not their credentials.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Someone will laugh at your joke
or offer a compliment that makes
you feel seen. Being acknowl-
edged makes you want to give
more of yourself. If you still feel
you’re not getting your due in this
department, ask for it.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Those who have your back won’t
let you go forward with less than
your best chance of success. This
could involve flattery to pump
your confidence or could also
mean bringing a critical eye to
your offering.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). No
matter how busy you get, you still
make sure to keep up with what
you have. Maintenance is part of
life. And when things get slow, you
put effort into prospecting for new
and exciting arrangements.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). It
seems easier to stick with people
you know, but ultimately that
would limit everyone. So instead,
you make the effort to include
others. Wherever you go, the
atmosphere is improved by your
openness and kindness.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Unruly emotions bubble to the
surface. Instead of trying to squash
them down, find a way to express
them. Games, exercise and art are
all good options. Brilliant ideas will
be mined from chaos.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July
30). You wish to cultivate a set of
habits this year and you’ll have the
maturity and self-control to follow
through until you get impressive
results. Your work and style will be
needed by those who don’t even
know they need it until they get a
taste. You could even say that you
create need by being so awesome
at what you do. Gemini and Scor-
pio adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 33, 20, 1, 14 and 11.