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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, July 26, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JULY 28, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Groups get tedious if the same
people are always involved,
so include new people and
different elements to get the
fresh energy flowing through.
Tonight highlights your gift for
timing and wording.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
One key to health is feeling in
control of your daily life and the
hundreds of small decisions you
make in a day. In light of this,
you’re careful not to get in the
way of your loved one’s process
even when you don’t agree.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Events of the day have a high
potential to be misperceived. All
misperceptions can be correct-
ed. No need for a quick reaction,
though. Settle in and assess
matters. Let your strategic mind
take over.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). If a person feels harmed,
but wasn’t, was harm done? If a
person doesn’t feel harmed, but
was harm done? A philosophical
approach will help you sort the
complexities of recent experi-
ence.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Your natural response is to be
resilient in the face of adversity.
When you were a baby trying to
walk, you often fell, recovered
and walked again. Remember
your basic nature and continue
on.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You are sensitive to another
person’s needs, though you also
feel that your privacy is a precious
right. Therefore, you will take
measures to prevent a possible
imposition.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Work is cyclical. Periods of pro-
ductivity are followed by fallow
times. Then new things are pro-
duced and those eventually run
their course too. Relax and ride
out the part of the cycle you’re
in. Everything comes around.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). People
aren’t thinking before they
speak to you today, and even
if they are that doesn’t guar-
antee they’re right. The next
decision is best deliberated with
your own research and inner
wisdom.
BIZARRO
Today’s situation is an Oompa
Loompa’s dilemma – you handle
the work while some eccentric
megalomaniac takes the credit.
An Oompa Loompa would
dance off the stress, but you’d
rather make a new deal instead.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). An
event may very well be in the
past, but that doesn’t mean it’s
over. You’ll use it to fuel your
next success.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’ll be nudged to solve prob-
lems and answer questions. Just
because you’re asked doesn’t
mean you owe a response. You
could be doing someone a disser-
vice by answering their question
and robbing them of a mystery.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Red
tape and bureaucracy are no
fun, but usually there is no way
around, only through. It would
be quite a bigger ordeal to start
your own country, so you’ll resign
yourself to check all the boxes
and get through quite a lot of it.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July
28). You most enjoy a privilege
if you can share it. You love to
see others reap benefits you can
bestow, and nothing makes you
happier than their smiles and
success. This solar return sees
you persevering with a long-term
project and celebrating mile-
stones. Keep track of what you
know and figure out how to put
that to good use. Libra and Virgo
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 9, 18, 4, 31 and 1.