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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, July 21, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JULY 23, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19). If
emotion were an ocean, the
words would just be boats
bobbing on the surface. Feeling
moves people like rhetoric and
reason cannot. You have some-
thing to express that’s deeper
than words can put across.
and savor it all.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). No
one would guess the amount of
work you put into making a trans-
action go smoothly. It wouldn’t
occur to you to want a reward for
helping others, though you will
be rewarded nonetheless with the
respect of your peers.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). There’s much to enjoy about
where you are today. The next
voyage seems more glamorous
than this one, but that’s only
because, like all that exists in the
realm of the future, it reflects the
light of pure potentiality.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You’ll
be the host and the center of
attention. For many, this would be
a lot of pressure, but you’re ready
for it. You are so creative that you
can take any situation and turn it
into an opportunity for warmth
and connection.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’re sensitive to all kinds of
vibrations, and when you feel
tension in the air it’s so tangible to
you that you’ll either be driven to
find its source or determined to
get as far away from it as possible.
You can trust your instincts.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). With
your quick mind and strong intu-
ition, you will solve problems of all
kinds today. They don’t even have
to be your problems for you to
experience a great deal of satisfac-
tion in the solving of them.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Su-
percharged feelings race through
your veins. You’ll make the pow-
erful choice to use your emotions
instead of letting them use you.
You’ll organize, compartmentalize
and act on only that which will
serve your purpose.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). People
have said you’re psychic. Re-
member when you predicted the
future accurately and accidentally,
without even intending to make
a prescient statement? You’ll do it
again today.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). While
many of your relationships bring
sweetness to life, some bring a
good amount of stress. You still
believe that in time you will be
grateful for these relationships
and eventually you’ll understand
their purpose in your life.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Oppor-
tunities are missed by those who
rush to completion. Endings are
very important, and they deserve
time and attention. It’s not a race
and there is no ribbon to break
through at the end. Slow down
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You’ll
express yourself well without cal-
culation or rehearsal. The message
simply rises up and leaps out. The
act of speaking up is important to
your self-esteem. Whether or how
things land is beside the point.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Knowledge, topical medicine and
beauty products are all things that
must be fully absorbed before
they will work for you. Soak in
your experiences. Take full posses-
sion of the moment before you
move on to the next one.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July
23). You’ll meet new people and
learn from those with different
backgrounds. As you pursue
what intrigues you, the plot
takes a turn. You’ll buy, sell and
invest, honing strategies that will
continue to hold you in good
stead for years to come. There’s a
family expansion and a chance for
more inclusion and love. Taurus
and Scorpio adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 7, 32, 28, 18 and 41.