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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, July 14, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JULY 16, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You’ve
come to a precipice. It’s no acci-
dent that you’re here, experience
has led you to this new phase. Your
skills are your wings. Trust what
they can do. When you’re ready to
jump, you’ll also be ready to fly.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You’ll
soak in a lesson and then immedi-
ately apply what you’ve learned,
which is how you can be sure
you really know it. Tonight brings
strong creative urges and you’ll feel
more alive when you’re acting on
them.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). There’s
a part of your life that simply
hasn’t warmed up yet. Its season
is coming, and when it does, your
circumstances and environment
will change. The potential that has
been waiting like a closed bud will
blossom.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You’ll
devote yourself completely to
your purpose and to attaining
the symbol that tells you it’s been
achieved. Whether you get there
in five minutes or five hours is
irrelevant. What matters is that you
get there.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’re
getting so good at interpreting
things in a positive way, looking for
possibility and support and finding
exactly what you need. Signs point
you to your next move. After you
see the first one, you will see them
everywhere.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). When
you think of the scene from an
artistic point of view, the elements
settle differently. Chaos isn’t inher-
ently ugly, and organization isn’t
inherently beautiful. Each state has
a certain appeal. The larger context
matters.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). There
was a time you tried to downplay
the very thing that makes you so
unique. Now you will celebrate
this quality instead, shine it up and
maybe even get paid for it. You’ll
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
make just the impression you’re
going for.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You’ll
work better when you pace your-
self, taking breaks. This goes dou-
ble for play and triple for passion.
As one ancient Greek said, “When
love is in excess it brings a man no
honor nor worthiness.” – Euripides
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
The purpose of every action isn’t
to win the game. If it gets you to
the next move, it’s enough. The
important thing now is that you’re
moving. You can always reassess
later. You’ll get your next idea while
you’re in motion.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You want to be new and different
in some way – there’s a habit to es-
tablish. Your mind loves a pattern.
The first step is hard to wrap your
head around because it’s not a
pattern yet. After a few repetitions,
you’ll be on your way.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
There are no award ceremonies in
superhero movies because, as you
know too well, heroes don’t need
accolades. Your good deeds may
seem to go unnoticed now, but
you’ll be deeply satisfied nonethe-
less.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Have
you ever asked yourself to take you
on an errand, agreed to the favor,
then forgotten to say thank you?
You do a lot for yourself and some-
times forget to thank or credit
yourself for the contribution.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July 16).
Happiness comes in waves and
shifts, giving your year a beautiful
rhythm. Doing what you love with
talented people will be the source
of joy and money. More highlights:
an expansion of influence, the
completion of a course and three
celebrations that will be legendary
in your family history and affect
the plot of lives. Libra and Scorpio
adore you. Your lucky numbers are:
6, 4, 44, 38 and 12.