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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, July 12, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JULY 14, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There’s nothing more charismatic
than happiness. Products promise
beauty. Lotions, potions, accesso-
ries and accouterments are there
for the purchase, and yet none
have the attractive power of your
genuine smile.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Your
energy is well-applied to cleaning,
building, fixing or growing things.
You’re inspired by those with a
similar work ethic to yours (see
Capricorn and Virgo) and will be
much more productive with these
types around.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You’re
the glue. You’ll keep everyone to-
gether. Once people start peeling
off and doing their own thing it
gets harder to stay in touch. Play
your “music” loud enough for all
to hear and they will dance to this
song for a time.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
have someone’s complete love.
You are much harder on yourself
than this person will ever be. Try
to see yourself the way this person
sees you and you’ll be much kind-
er to yourself.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). If you
know how to reach your goal, but
don’t do what’s necessary to get
there, it might be that the goal is
not quite right for you. If it were,
you’d want it enough to do what
it takes. A liberating realization will
free you to find a better fit.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Plan-
ets orbit the sun, moths fly at the
lightbulb, humans gather around
a fire. Today’s “fire” will come in the
form of some incendiary topic.
It’s a fine opportunity to practice
discretion, steer clear of gossip and
take the high road.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Super-
stars are human too. You don’t
really know someone until you un-
derstand their vulnerabilities and
shortcomings. Though you admire
someone’s star quality, you’ve an
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even deeper love and appreciation
for their humanity.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Life
isn’t fair, but at least the division
of chores can be. If one person is
constantly cleaning up after the
other, it will get old fast. Is every-
one pulling their weight? If not,
you can remedy that today and
prevent resentment tomorrow.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). As the sky watches clouds
drift through, some puffy, some
ominous and dark, so you watch
a variety of thoughts cross your
mind. None call for immediate
action. Soon the wind will change,
clearing your mind: a reset.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Too many choices hang a question
mark over an entire experience.
Narrow it down. Let your instinct
guide you to the top three options.
It will be easier to decide the best
of three and move on from there.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). The
day is marked by the adrenaline
rush of social fun. A bold playful-
ness is inside you, just waiting for
permission to emerge. But you
don’t need anyone else’s permis-
sion, only your own.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
recognize that there is something
you need to learn to become the
person you want to be. Training is
available in many forms: formal,
informal, in books or in person.
You’ll have the luxury of choice.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July
14). Anyone can be impressed by
dream destinations and museum
curations, and you’ll certainly
get your share of typically lovely
sights. But it takes a special eye
to see uncommon beauty in
common things, and this is your
superpower and a daily practice.
A few of your finds will not only
be soul-lifting but also lucrative.
Pisces and Aquarius adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 2, 27, 1, 44
and 17.