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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, July 9, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JULY 11, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
When a situation doesn’t measure
up to your expectations, disap-
pointment sets in. Try to get past
it. There’s a golden opportunity
in the works, but you’ll only see it
after you stop thinking it should
be something else.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Excitement can spark in many
ways — the intrigue of a strang-
er’s conversation, an unfamiliar
landscape or a risky challenge.
Let the wild impulse move you
to explore. It will make coming
home all the sweeter.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Wea-
riness is a function of working
day after day, week after week
without a break. Since you’ll be
planning the future, build a few
breaks into the schedule to avoid
burnout.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). No
matter how well you think you
know a person, there is always
more to discover. New people on
your scene will be just the catalyst
to bring out a different side of
someone you thought you knew
well.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). A project
requires skills that you do not yet
posses, so you’ll learn. In training,
you will find out that you are
more talented than you knew.
Even your distractions and tan-
gents will prove productive.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You understand others by their
actions and behaviors, not by
what they declare. Every human
on the earth is different. You’ll be
inspired by uniqueness, and you’ll
appreciate your own individuality.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’re
a passionate person. When you
give your love, you give it all.
You may feel like your survival
is based on another person, but
this is just an illusion caused by
your passionate nature. You’ll feel
differently tomorrow.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
What you thought was no big
deal is actually a very big deal
involving complexities you
didn’t understand before. And
there’s more at stake, too. You are
open-minded. The more people
you query, the smarter you
become.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You will rise up on everyone’s “fa-
vorite person” list, graciousness
personified, selflessly taking care
of friends. The sweetness and
smiles is easy for you because at
the moment you feel lucky and
trouble-free.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll be pulled in at least three
different directions, mostly due
to the fact that you have three
people who adore you and want
your attention. There’s a way to
satisfy all of them.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Give what you want and no
more. You’ve been knocking
yourself out for your loved ones.
This won’t make them love you
any more. It’s the work they do for
you that makes them appreciate
you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’ll resist anyone who pushes
you. Don’t take a loved one’s
action too personally. It might
be your interpretation of their
behavior and not their actual
behavior causing you to feel a
certain way.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July 11).
You’re not waiting for a fairy god-
mother to transform your life. You
get the look and the transporta-
tion together, and you’ll even put
on your own ball if you have to.
Your life is all the more magical
because you take charge in this
way. More highlights: an intense
course of training, domestic
smoothness and a pay raise. Libra
and Taurus adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 9, 3, 33, 27 and 17.