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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, JuNE 30, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JULY 2, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
feel the unexpressed emotions of
others. Because you’re intuitive,
you’ll wonder at what people
need in addition to and outside
of the things they are actually
asking for.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You’d
like to help but aren’t sure how.
You don’t want to be the person
who thinks they are helping while
they make things worse. So, you
take the time to learn what’s
needed. Respectfully unobtrusive,
you’ll hang back and observe.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Treat
everyone identically and there
will be problems. People have dif-
ferent preferences. Trying to meet
the individual needs of each is
also problematic, plus exhausting!
Do what you most enjoy. You’ll
attract a good fit.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). So
much of life can be negotiated
for those inclined to try. You’ll be
especially keen in such matters
and will consider the first offer a
jumping-off place. You’ll think of
brilliant deals, arrangements and
compromises.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Certain
numbers have a resonance for
you and it’s good luck to see them
in your environment, perhaps
on a receipt, address or license
plate. What’s even better luck is
when you hit the numbers you’ve
attached to a particular goal.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Worry is produced by imagining a
frightening future. Take precau-
tions, handle what you can, and
then project all that energy into a
vision of the future in which you
and your loved ones are healthy,
wealthy and wise.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
split your time between interests
and people you adore. There is
absolutely no better use of your
day, so put off laborious tasks
until another day.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Following a whim will bring about
an auspicious circumstance, but
only if the impulse comes to you
honestly, and not because you’re
just trying to get out of the work
you told yourself you’d do. Give
your inner boss priority.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
When you say “let’s get together,”
you mean business. There’s fun
to be had with friends and you
wouldn’t dream of leaving this up
to chance. You’ll lead in this regard
as you follow up with an adventur-
ous plan.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Each day you gain both skill and
awareness that there’s exponen-
tially more to learn, giving you the
warped sensation of catching up
whilst falling further behind. And
yet you’ll do it anyway, for the love
of learning.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You
have ideas about what a loved
one should do next for optimum
health and success, but unless ex-
plicitly asked, the best you can do
is continue to be a fine example
and trust that something good is
coming together for all.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Those trying to appear normal
will come across as weird because
only weird people consciously
strive for normalcy. You’ll embrace
anyone struggling to fit in, with
the full knowledge that all the best
people are weird.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July 2).
It’s a year in which you achieve a
remarkable balance of opposites
— freedom with security; passion
with practicality; serious play.
You’ll use your talent to promote
the interests of others and take
home an award for the team. More
highlights: money from a new cli-
ent or company, a renovation and
a cuisine-driven adventure. Leo
and Virgo adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 1, 18, 6, 20 and 5.