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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, JuNE 23, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JUNE 25, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Your
project has great significance
to others, perhaps fulfilling a
wish of one who came before
or providing a vicarious thrill for
someone who can’t duplicate
your success. This is not a burden;
rather, it’s extra motivation to
succeed.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ve no interest in hollow
encouragement. It takes effort
to see another person’s talent,
and it takes creativity to imagine
potentials. These qualities will be
woven into the sort of support
you give and receive.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Pleasant surprises are still surpris-
es. Today you’ll prefer not to be
startled any which way, and the
precautions you take to guard
your leisure and protect your
bubble of coziness will make this
a relaxing time indeed.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You don’t have to do it all alone.
There are many who would be
happy to guide you. The trick is
in posing the right questions. But
even the wrong questions will
get you a little closer to what you
need, so just ask.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Your
feelings are interpretations of
events. The events themselves
are not good or bad and have
no feeling at all until you make
one inside you. You can remake
feelings inside you too, which
you’ll do today.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Wor-
ry, like the late afternoon sun, can
give a long shadow to even very
minor things. Conversations with
the reasonable and competent
will steer you away from unhelp-
ful and distorted perspectives.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Think-
ing is harder than it looks, which
is why it’s so easy to get lazy and
let others do it. Not today. You’ll
apply intellectual vigor to stay on
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
top of business and find better
deals and arrangements for you
and yours.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
When you don’t get what you
want the first time, it’s not a sign
that you should give up. What’s
worth having may come with
the price tag of several failed
attempts.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
It’s good to know that change
is coming, though you dislike
having change sprung on you
at the last second. The excellent
communicators who let you
know what to expect will win
your loyalty.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Human concerns may be an
infinitesimal point in the cosmic
immensity, but a single feeling
can feel as heavy as the whole
universe inside one person. For-
get about scale. If it’s a big deal to
you, it’s a big deal, period.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The stronger stance is always
the most compassionate one.
Even so, compassion can come
in many forms including tender,
practical and even stern.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). No
need to wait until you have the
most comprehensive and up-to-
date information because no one
else has it either. You’ll learn by
doing. Until you apply yourself,
you won’t know what you know.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
25). Out of a few odd interests
and some seemingly random
wins, truly something remarkable
comes together. Plans will be
made and remade as a project
grows to a size that helps the
most people and uses the least
resources. A charmed relation-
ship will be the jewel of the year.
You’ll have a hot property on
your hands. Leo and Aries adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 5,
19, 3, 38 and 21.