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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JuNE 21, 2022
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JUNE 23, 2022
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Worry won’t do you any good
and could in fact wear on your
immune system. On a spiritual
level, worry restricts the flow of
good fortune. Stress dissipates
when you have a plan on paper
that makes sense to you.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Look back and investigate
where the progress stopped and
precisely what stopped it. It was
fear, perhaps vague or hidden
at the time in other things that
were going on. New realizations
help you solve it for next time.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
So few people are patient
these days and so many rely on
patience from others and would
be left behind or run over with-
out it. The world desperately
needs your patience today.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). While puzzles and mysteries
seem fun, troubles and incon-
veniences don’t. Both could
describe the same scenario.
You’ll reframe and rename. Your
winning attitude will attract an
admirer.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). An
idea is likely to roll out in full
regalia and seduce you with its
glamour. You’ll allow yourself to
be entertained without going
all-in with your belief, as fuzzy
logic prevails.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Seek the right level. Ask any
bird: higher is not always better.
Too high an altitude poses
problems of pressure and heat,
and besides, when you’re way
up there, no one can hear your
song.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). It’s
natural to be emotional about
money, though this approach is
not particularly helpful. Buy and
sell based on data. Moods will
come and go, but the facts will
remain.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Lighthearted fun is good for
relationships of all kinds, includ-
ing professional. Your quick wit
and active life will be a magnet
for new friends. Tonight, you’ll
be torn between two sides of an
issue.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Some
things you believed at age 5
still hold true today. Some. Not
all. Since then, you’ve trended
toward greater accuracy. This is
a perfect time for a review. What
do you know to be true now?
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). In new circumstances it
may take you a moment to get
in step with what’s going on
around you, and you wouldn’t
dream of skipping this step.
Without orientation, even the
best map can’t help.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
How could anyone know more
than what they’ve learned? Give
yourself a break. You’re doing
your best with your current
understanding. When you know
better, you’ll do better.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
feel suspended between worlds,
unable to fully inhabit either.
You are not the only one. Feet
on the earth/head in the clouds
is an apt description of the hu-
man condition.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
23). Your ability to discover and
nurture talent allows you to lift
and develop a community. More
highlights: a goal that is slightly
out of character for you ends
up being among your favorite
accomplishments. You’ll be paid
for your part in a huge oper-
ation. Your inclusiveness has
unforeseen beneficial repercus-
sions. Taurus and Aquarius adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 9,
30, 33, 1 and 17.